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Jason King

@jbk123.bsky.social
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MicroSoft Word Champion @incompetentweiner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tfw Peter is parched and your the only hemoglobin himbo around
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
😂😂😂
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Mike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Mr Smith is true you recently attended a football game with Buffalo Bill?! FROM SILENCE OF THE LAMBS?!" "No, the name of the team is the Buffalo Bills." "WHERE ARE THE GIRLS MR SMITH?!??!"
That fucking idiot Eric Schmitt questioning Jack Smith
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 27/09/2026
People do forget that Jim Jones Peoples Temple (the one that caused the Jonestown tragedy) really only started taking off and recruiting large numbers of people after it moved to San Francisco:
en.wikipedia.org
Peoples Temple in San Francisco - Wikipedia
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Jason King @jbk123.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
blog.coredump.cx/p/a-skillmd-...
blog.coredump.cx
A SKILL.md for commenting on Hacker News
Roll a D6.
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
OMG 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 17/09/2026
Over at the newsletter I wrote about the media's total failure to responsibly cover batshit claims that software has gained human-level awareness and will soon kill us all
karlbode.com
AI Doomsday Panic Is Completely Out Of Control
The press obsession with software-powered doomsday is a misdirection overshadowing a much deadlier reality: our public interest regulators no longer function.
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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Gareth Dee @garethapdafydd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Neigh, neigh and thrice neigh.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 14/09/2026
I do not think anyone has to leave twitter for bluesky but I do think everyone has to leave twitter
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A. Marmot 🌱 @aminus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
BREAKING: a whistleblower has just quit company wikiHow, warning that within ten years, advanced wikiHow illustrations may kill us all
wikihow tutorial illustration with a man in baseball cap and pink shirt partially crouching, hands on thighs, and pivoting counterclockwise as shown by red arrows. Caption reads, "how to discretely get your balls unstuck from your thigh"
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 10/09/2026
I am serious that today’s journalism ecosystem would be fooled if they played war of the worlds on the radio. It would be on CNN within hours
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The Milo stuff is the perfect picture of fascism. You think you're protected because you go as big as you can on racism, you spend years harassing the movement's perceived enemies, you even disavow your own sexuality. They'll still throw you in a cage over the tiniest disagreement already forgotten.
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Nick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
"What is it about the story of a greedy, spiteful creature who becomes deformed by clinging onto a symbol of power that appeals to you?"
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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
One way you know Dolly Parton lived life the right way: I don’t think anyone’s going to get fired for accurately quoting Dolly Parton today.
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Evan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
in a world of JK Rowlings be a Dolly Parton
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
There are going to be Democrats who say we shouldn’t rip it all out — it’s already built, we have other priorities — but removing the visible signs of Trumpism is absolutely necessary.
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Mike Sager @mikesager.net · 20/08/2026
I'm sorry. The Denver Republican party is run by a dude named Hugo Chavez and he's in trouble because he won't back a candidate named Marx?
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
He's just imagining that brisket is a child in Texas.
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 12/09/2024
domo arigato
vegan gelato
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Oh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.
To O’Mara, the diet is not just a temporary means of losing weight but a way to eat for good. He has been doing it for 10 years, and credits it with turning his life around. At one point in our conversation he pulled up the Bristol Stool Chart, which ranges from Type 1 (“separate, hard pellets”) to Type 7 (“watery, no solid pieces”). O’Mara is consistently delivering Type 4 (“smooth, soft, like a snake”), with pointed ends, indicative of healthy rectal function, he told me. “When you start eating healthy, you don’t need toilet paper,” he claimed. “Animals in the wild have no residual stool on their anus.” He described a proper bowel movement to me this way: odorless, wipe-free, over in three to seven seconds and “nearly orgasmic.”

“I could have a bowel movement behind a sheet at a dinner party in the corner of the room,” he said, “and nobody would know.”
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Jason King @jbk123.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Just saw a spam email "Claude for payroll". Any place seriously considering it should just bust out their checkbook now.
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
and GOD IS EMPTY JUST LIKE ME
democrat is socialist and socialist is communist
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
“Tonight’s delicious recipes will be: 1) Raccoon Penis in its Own Sauce; (2) Bear Cub Wellington; and (3) a Whale Head Flan. Bon Appétit!”
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SlouchingTiger @slouchingtiger.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Sounds spot-on to me
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Dan McDonald @kebe.com · 20/07/2026
Found this via Fedi. My first quick thought was, "ooh, the hardware moral equivalent of MULTICS." negroniventurestudios.com/2026/07/18/t...
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The computer at the bottom of a canal
Somewhere at the bottom of the Forth and Clyde Canal, buried in the silt, there is a box of custom silicon that was right about almost everything. Back in 1988 a Scottish hi-fi company shipped a proce...
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Those assembly turn cranks that won't get thrown in the trash
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
Game Maker's Toolkit • Home @gamemakerstk
Take me down to the Parallax City where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
6:20 AM • 2016-06-12
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
The Roberts Court’s jurisprudence on discrimination echoes the logic of the infamous Korematsu decision upholding Japanese internment—a case whose approach the Roberts Court has both condemned and imitated. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
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The See-No-Evil Supreme Court
The majority refuses to see evidence of racism.
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Indeed. We are not forcing upon Graham the memory of him being a villain, a coward, and a malignant presence in the country; that was the legacy he chose again and again. He earned our contempt, as has everyone else on his path.
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Joseph Howley @illdottore.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Cathy Rutherford tells a journalist that the late Margaret Thatcher did “not a bit of good” and says “ i'd put a stake through her heart and garlic round her neck to make sure she never comes back”
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Dr. Twink, Microplastic Surgeon @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I hope Mexico beats England today as revenge for Mexico week on the Great British Bake-off
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David Corn @davidcorn.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Happy One of the Worst July 4ths in US history. The good news: the best American values & principles will eventually triumph over Trump, his vanity, his corruption, his racism & his politics of hate. After all, Americans have risen up against a tyrant before. www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
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Here are the Declaration of Independence’s grievances against King George III. Many apply to Trump.
It's uncanny.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
“How small they are. How weak. How unoriginal… division is the oldest trick in politics.” Zohran rings in America’s birthday by reminding us our story is one of welcoming immigrants, not excluding everyone who doesn’t look like us. 🇺🇸 Full: www.instagram.com/reel/DaVzyL0...
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Sean Casten @seancasten.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
You could have asked any landscaping expert for a comment. Respect to the reporter who went to Four Seasons Total Landscaping. www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Now THIS is how you write an Alan Greenspan obituary.
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Joshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
aiming my penalty kicks back and to the left
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Jeff Lazarus @jlazarus.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
That water is greener than the Chicago River on St. Patty’s Day.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I haven't seen Cape Verde put a beating like that on Spain since the 1640 dissolution of the Iberian Union
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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
When Hitler fell, the purging of that mindset wasn’t de-Hitlerification, it was de-Nazification. When Saddam fell, it wasn’t de-Saddamification, it was de-Baathification. When Trump falls, it will be de-MAGAfication, not de-Trumpification. The entire movement’s hatred and corruption must be purged.
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Mike Masnick @masnick.com · 12/06/2026
metaphor alert
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Elizabeth Spiers @espiers.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
This whole poster has a ladies cover your drinks vibe
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
The raw milk thing is proof that you can trick conservatives into literally eating shit and liking it bsky.app/profile/prop...
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Nick Rempel @nrempel.com · 06/06/2026
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Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
credit where credit is due, getting your cult addicted to tallow before importing screwworms is a good bit
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
If only someone could figure out how to make milk safe to drink! It'd be such a big deal the process would be named after them.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Say what you will about Caligula, but he appointed an *entire* horse to a government position, not just the rear end.
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Doug Gordon @brooklynspoke.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
"He's doing these things now because no one will honor him when he's gone" is a very good line of attack against Trump.
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