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Jason King

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
statler and waldorf but it’s al-sayed and ossoff heckling republicans
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Jason King @jbk123.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It was always a crock of shit that's quickly debunked with a few seconds thought. It turns the company's 'product' into the stock price. The goods or services the company sells end up incidental which is exactly backwards from how it should be.
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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
An amazingly stark example of how the US economy has broken: Zaslav clears nearly a *billion* dollars amid a CEO tenure where he made basically anything he touched worse, harmed multiple prestigious brands, led huge layoffs—but delivered a corrupt merger for shareholders. variety.com/2026/tv/news...
variety.com
David Zaslav Gets $606 Million Payout From Paramount-Warner Bros. Merger
David Zaslav will receive $606 million as he leaves Warner Bros. Discovery, after the company's merger with David Ellison's Paramount was completed.
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Jason King @jbk123.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My response is usually something along "So you're saying the US government is going to commit 100% of its budget to two companies, because that's about what it would take. Whatever drugs you're using to think that's going to happen, you should share with the class."
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Lauren Dracula 🧛‍♀️ @beavisetc.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We have been living in the Black Hole Sun video for about a decade now
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John Fugelsang @johnfugelsang.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It looks like Mike Johnson finally just crawled up in there and nested.
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Jason King @jbk123.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A preview of his business acumen?
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Jason King @jbk123.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I know it's a bit rhetorical, but Apple didn't have > $1T (and climbing) in investment they desperately needed to cover...
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Jason King @jbk123.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Call me crazy, but I don't see Ellison being adept enough to thread the needle on the rather large amount of debt they're carrying. I suspect something will give.
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🌮 Alacrity's Ghost @alacritysshadow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
😼
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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
WASHINGTON (AP) — Court prohibits Trump administration from building border wall in Texas’ Big Bend region, for now.
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Chrononaut @chrononaut.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Jason King @jbk123.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Shaggy's evil cousin?
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Jason King @jbk123.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Thank god he didn't shush him. Would have had an international incident on our hands.
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Jason King @jbk123.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Should have asked him why he wasn't in the ring getting out of a car.
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Jason King @jbk123.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That's what I was thinking...
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Jason King @jbk123.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Didn't he try (and fail) at screenwriting before turning into a right wing shill?
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Jason King @jbk123.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Nonsense! It's more oblong than circular.
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MicroSoft Word Champion @incompetentweiner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tfw Peter is parched and your the only hemoglobin himbo around
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
😂😂😂
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Jason King @jbk123.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
All of them?
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Mike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Mr Smith is true you recently attended a football game with Buffalo Bill?! FROM SILENCE OF THE LAMBS?!" "No, the name of the team is the Buffalo Bills." "WHERE ARE THE GIRLS MR SMITH?!??!"
That fucking idiot Eric Schmitt questioning Jack Smith
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Jason King @jbk123.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I don't know... I mean we've all seen how NFTs transformed the concept of ownership (/s for the impaired)
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Jason King @jbk123.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Gomer Pyle's Iconic 'Surprise, Surprise, Surprise!'
Alt: Gomer Pyle's Iconic 'Surprise, Surprise, Surprise!'
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Jason King @jbk123.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Something something Napoleon.
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Jason King @jbk123.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I.e. the resistance being 'reality.'
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 27/09/2026
People do forget that Jim Jones Peoples Temple (the one that caused the Jonestown tragedy) really only started taking off and recruiting large numbers of people after it moved to San Francisco:
en.wikipedia.org
Peoples Temple in San Francisco - Wikipedia
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Jason King @jbk123.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I hope they got some hazard/sympathy pay out of it...
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Jason King @jbk123.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
blog.coredump.cx/p/a-skillmd-...
blog.coredump.cx
A SKILL.md for commenting on Hacker News
Roll a D6.
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Jason King @jbk123.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It was a patch management tool. Two groups (not sure who they were) were arguing over whose engine should be used. I’m not sure the tool ever got shipped.
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Jason King @jbk123.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I remember working for a rather large customer, and we were left to twist in the wind while competing groups within Sun argued over whose code should be used for a needed feature w/o resolution. No one w/ authority to step in and tell the groups to resolve it or it'll be resolved for them.
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Jason King @jbk123.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Raiders Lost: Floating Bag in Warehouse
Alt: The ending scene of Raiders of the Lost Ark as a crate is wheeled into a giant warehouse of crates.
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Jason King @jbk123.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If you've not seen karlbode.com/ai-doomsday-... -- coming to a lot of the same conclusions, though coming from a consumer protection/regulatory angle
karlbode.com
AI Doomsday Panic Is Completely Out Of Control
The press obsession with software-powered doomsday is a misdirection overshadowing a much deadlier reality: our public interest regulators no longer function.
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
OMG 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 17/09/2026
Over at the newsletter I wrote about the media's total failure to responsibly cover batshit claims that software has gained human-level awareness and will soon kill us all
karlbode.com
AI Doomsday Panic Is Completely Out Of Control
The press obsession with software-powered doomsday is a misdirection overshadowing a much deadlier reality: our public interest regulators no longer function.
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Jason King @jbk123.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If they're the betting type, if it's after November, they'd have to weigh the odds of cholesterol claiming its prize before the next election.
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Jason King @jbk123.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Not just PA. In Indiana, I had a friend w/ the same last name that lived in a gated community with a guard. One of my favorite exchanges was going over there, get to gate, tell the guard my destination, guard replies'Walsh?'. Without even thinking about it, I reply 'Warsh' and get waved in.
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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Jason King @jbk123.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
At this point, just recreate them verbatim with a notice 'this is not parody -- this really happened' flashing at the bottom of the screen.
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Gareth Dee @garethapdafydd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Neigh, neigh and thrice neigh.
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Jason King @jbk123.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
At this point, 'at home' for him is probably a bit on the toasty side. He might be trying to enjoy the air conditioning while he still can.
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Jason King @jbk123.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
He's going to start singing "god is in his holy temple", isn't he?
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Micah @rincewind.run · 14/09/2026
I do not think anyone has to leave twitter for bluesky but I do think everyone has to leave twitter
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Jason King @jbk123.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
So it wasn't the feet...
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Jason King @jbk123.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I think the problem is the harms the AI companies are talking about are fantasy bullshit that seem to be more about self-aggrandizement and hype generation, while they ignore or dismissing the actual harms that already exist and continue to happen (e.g. encouraging individuals to self harm or worse)
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Jason King @jbk123.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I've long said that Hock Tan hasn't gotten nearly the amount of hate he should have compared to other SV types.
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A. Marmot 🌱 @aminus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
BREAKING: a whistleblower has just quit company wikiHow, warning that within ten years, advanced wikiHow illustrations may kill us all
wikihow tutorial illustration with a man in baseball cap and pink shirt partially crouching, hands on thighs, and pivoting counterclockwise as shown by red arrows. Caption reads, "how to discretely get your balls unstuck from your thigh"
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 10/09/2026
I am serious that today’s journalism ecosystem would be fooled if they played war of the worlds on the radio. It would be on CNN within hours
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Jason King @jbk123.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Given how careless AI use seems to make one dumber, I suppose at some point it may tell enough people to drink bleach for health reasons and people will dutifully obey.
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Jason King @jbk123.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I'd pay real money for someone to confront them on the record on their bullshit -- "How?" ... "If true, why should these AI companies continue to exist? Shouldn't they be shutdown immediately?" ... "Because China? So we should instead fund the AI companies so everyone dies sooner?"
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