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QueenCityJamz @queencityjamz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

When the menu looks like this you KNOW yer getting the good shit.

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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 15/08/2026

"Got mental problems? Addicted to obscure substances? Paid too much attention in histoy class? I'm Warren Zevon, and you may be entitled to some bitchin' rock music"

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Jonathan @jbeck.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

(This post only for those that grew up within 30 miles of Decatur, IL) Whoa, there's a real ADM smell in the air of Portland tonight

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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Trump gathered all of the very worst people in the country in one place and got them to break a million laws and then pardoned all of them, and now local law enforcement has to go get them one by one as they commit new crimes.

Headlines about various Jan. 6 rioters being sentenced to new crimes

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Me: I voted for Donald Trump because I had him confused with that other guy. Donald Duck. NYT reporter: Are you sure you want me to print that next to your real name and a drawing of you? Me: Yes.

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

(living in a country where the most successful people are obscenely rich and shameless perverts and psychopaths) Time to teach my children to be honest and study hard in school

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Everyone is a Tim Robinson character part 238,000 bsky.app/profile/phil...

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Jacob Harris @jacobharr.is · 22/03/2026

If there is one thing I’ve learned is that if a project is struggling, adding a bunch of new trainees always helps, especially if they’re being paid and you’re not, and they’re the reason you’re not being paid

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

Love this crew of huge Balkan dudes Illinois throws out there, this team can make a black Adidas tracksuit SING

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Jonathan @jbeck.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

Once while riding the BART out to SFO a German tourist lady got my attention to tell me that I "looked like-a Mike Holmgren"

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doom boy @doomboy.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

love how we killed the old, frail anti-nuke ayatollah just to have him replaced with his young, healthy son who wants nukes and who just had his father, mother, wife, and child murdered on the same day by his mortal enemy. surely this will bring peace to the region

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Drew Harwell @drewharwell.com · 24/02/2026

The military is still just killing random people on boats in the Caribbean. No trials, no evidence. 137 kills so far

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Keith @keithdunn.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

The 2026 Barkley Marathons is over. There are no finishers. #BM100

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Keith @keithdunn.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

Current view at the fire tower. Photo credit: Ashley Harris #BM100

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Keith @keithdunn.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

After a brief memorial, laz lit the cigarette at 6:00am. The 2026 Barkley Marathons has begun. #BM100

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

You should be embarrassed to be a member of congress and issuing anything other than impeachment resolutions. You're in the model UN. They should give you legos and a propeller hat

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Bloomberg News @bloomberg.com · 02/01/2026

Wall Street’s biggest banks made more money financing green projects than they did from working with fossil fuel companies for a fourth straight year, even as they faced ongoing pressure to pull back from the business

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Banks Notch Higher Fees From Green Bonds Than Fossil Fuel Debt

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Jonathan @jbeck.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

Hallelujah, everybody say "cheese"

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

If you put the words "LOCAL FOOL" in place of Elon Musk, the headlines make more sense. People who cover him should try it to see if it helps clear up their reporting. Local Fool Says He'll Build A Colony on Mars Local Fool Says AI Will Cure Cancer

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

changing my title to secretary of war and immediately wetting my pants after doing war crimes in front of everyone

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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 05/12/2023

hey, did we ever get an update on how this turned out

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Dana Stevens @thehighsign.bsky.social · 16/11/2025

Remember the recent middle-of-the-night apartment building raid where children were dragged outside naked & zip-tied in the street while black & Latino residents were _sorted by race_ and piled into separate vans while their apartments were ransacked & robbed? That raid? So it resulted in 0 arrests.

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Jonathan @jbeck.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

Don't want to accidentally do something stupid

Email screenshot confirming removal of payment information from an ActBlue account

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Jonathan @jbeck.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

Truly refreshing/reassuring to see proof that the majority of people really are Sick of This Shit

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

I've built a socioeconomic system that depends on everyone to do useful work and act ethically except the people at the top, who get unimaginable rewards for being antisocial frauds and criminals. And I think it will stand the test of time

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 22/10/2025

at this point it's nearly impossible to figure out who is actually stupid vs who is pretending to be stupid vs who used to be pretending to be stupid but did it for so long they became actually stupid

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Senator Ron Wyden @wyden.senate.gov · 05/10/2025

They’re using American tax dollars to fund infrastructure in Argentina because that’s where they’re all going to flee when we kick them out of office

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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 02/10/2025

you know you have good and popular ideas when you have to buy up all the old and new media companies and staff them with soulless hacks and sycophants dedicated to blowing smoke up your ass

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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

if you’re a visual learner i made you some maps of where the people quoted in this article as supporting portland being occupied by troops live

tilting oregon is a far portland suburb kind of

clackamas oregon and im being generous giving it the town and not the county

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 30/09/2025

can you imagine sitting in that audience as a three-star flag officer — decades in the service, multiple post-grad degrees and a virtually unequaled level of command expertise — and being forced to watch this dunderheaded dry drunk give an off-brand jordan belfort seminar?

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Ants @dressupforflying.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

Really interesting tidbits in this latest NYT focus group

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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 17/09/2025

one of the starkest differences between the first trump administration and this one is that this time around, trump hired people who actually *believe* the genuinely fucking bonkers and insane conspiracy theories rather than hiring people who understand that the show is for the rubes

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Jonathan @jbeck.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

LOL. Embarrassing. Unserious people.

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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

Everyone is an expert until you need to do the hard stuff

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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

Historically speaking, leaders who have declared war on their own people have either been torn limb-from-limb by them, killed by liberating opponents, or deposed and imprisoned. Those who died before any of that could happen are historically repudiated and disgraced. So pick one I guess.

Trump posting a meme on Truth Social depicting him as Robert Duvall from "Apocalypse Now" with the words "I love the smell of deportations in the morning . . . " and "Chicago about to find out why it's called the Department of WAR" with three helicopter emojis.

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David Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈 @whysharksmatter.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

As long as I live, I’ll never understand how “it should be easier for multi-billion dollar corporations to poison the water my family drinks and the air we breathe” became a politically popular position with half of my country.

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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

At some point in the not too distant future the conventional wisdom will be that this was a period where the US focused on dumb shit while China took the lead in multiple domains

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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

Something blue states will need to explore: how to create cross-state compacts dedicated to a functioning government as the Trump administration walks away from it's responsibilities.

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Ready Salted @readysalted.bsky.social · 28/08/2025

If I had a time machine I'd change the course of history by visiting the set of News Radio, killing Andy Dick, and then framing Joe Rogan for the murder.

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Senator Ron Wyden @wyden.senate.gov · 27/08/2025

It’s bad enough to flatter the boss as a requirement for employment. But it’s even worse to sell out your fellow Oregonians along the way.

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