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@jbeck.bsky.social
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Making up jokes about bicycle spokes and red balloons PDX, USA

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QueenCityJamz @queencityjamz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
When the menu looks like this you KNOW yer getting the good shit.
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Jonathan @jbeck.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
w/ Exploding Whales cameo 👍
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 15/08/2026
"Got mental problems? Addicted to obscure substances? Paid too much attention in histoy class? I'm Warren Zevon, and you may be entitled to some bitchin' rock music"
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Jonathan @jbeck.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Please no more dumb stuff in or around your home!
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Jonathan @jbeck.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
static.klipy.com
The Simpsons Play Soccer
Alt: Boring soccer action from The Simpsons
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Jonathan @jbeck.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Preach brother
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Jonathan @jbeck.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Have done this a lot and Bulls 90's has yet to show up
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Jonathan @jbeck.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
DTF: Donald the Fagen
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Jonathan @jbeck.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
(This post only for those that grew up within 30 miles of Decatur, IL) Whoa, there's a real ADM smell in the air of Portland tonight
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Jonathan @jbeck.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Looking forward to leavimg them out of my rankings
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Jonathan @jbeck.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Drake's dad?
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Trump gathered all of the very worst people in the country in one place and got them to break a million laws and then pardoned all of them, and now local law enforcement has to go get them one by one as they commit new crimes.
Headlines about various Jan. 6 rioters being sentenced to new crimesHeadlines about various Jan. 6 rioters being sentenced to new crimesHeadlines about various Jan. 6 rioters being sentenced to new crimesHeadlines about various Jan. 6 rioters being sentenced to new crimes
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Me: I voted for Donald Trump because I had him confused with that other guy. Donald Duck. NYT reporter: Are you sure you want me to print that next to your real name and a drawing of you? Me: Yes.
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Jonathan @jbeck.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
/to the tune of "Jenny" Burt Blyleven and Jeff Conine
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
(living in a country where the most successful people are obscenely rich and shameless perverts and psychopaths) Time to teach my children to be honest and study hard in school
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Jonathan @jbeck.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
You have to admit that they really nailed this transition
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Jonathan @jbeck.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Love my Illini
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Everyone is a Tim Robinson character part 238,000 bsky.app/profile/phil...
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Jonathan @jbeck.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Why does it need a third floor, it already had one perfect second story? (Bonnie Jean's)
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Jonathan @jbeck.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
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Jacob Harris @jacobharr.is · 22/03/2026
If there is one thing I’ve learned is that if a project is struggling, adding a bunch of new trainees always helps, especially if they’re being paid and you’re not, and they’re the reason you’re not being paid
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Love this crew of huge Balkan dudes Illinois throws out there, this team can make a black Adidas tracksuit SING
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Jonathan @jbeck.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Once while riding the BART out to SFO a German tourist lady got my attention to tell me that I "looked like-a Mike Holmgren"
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doom boy @doomboy.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
love how we killed the old, frail anti-nuke ayatollah just to have him replaced with his young, healthy son who wants nukes and who just had his father, mother, wife, and child murdered on the same day by his mortal enemy. surely this will bring peace to the region
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Jonathan @jbeck.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
That ought to do it
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Drew Harwell @drewharwell.com · 24/02/2026
The military is still just killing random people on boats in the Caribbean. No trials, no evidence. 137 kills so far
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Keith @keithdunn.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
The 2026 Barkley Marathons is over. There are no finishers. #BM100
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Keith @keithdunn.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Current view at the fire tower. Photo credit: Ashley Harris #BM100
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Keith @keithdunn.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
After a brief memorial, laz lit the cigarette at 6:00am. The 2026 Barkley Marathons has begun. #BM100
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Jonathan @jbeck.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
You've seen the Cobb order! Just go in!! Make them stop you and if they do make them answer to that (constituent)
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Jonathan @jbeck.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
@craigcalcaterra.bsky.social
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Jonathan @jbeck.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Bobby Weir
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier
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Jonathan @jbeck.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Thank you (constituent)
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
You should be embarrassed to be a member of congress and issuing anything other than impeachment resolutions. You're in the model UN. They should give you legos and a propeller hat
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Bloomberg News @bloomberg.com · 02/01/2026
Wall Street’s biggest banks made more money financing green projects than they did from working with fossil fuel companies for a fourth straight year, even as they faced ongoing pressure to pull back from the business
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Banks Notch Higher Fees From Green Bonds Than Fossil Fuel Debt
Wall Street’s biggest banks made more money financing green projects than they did from working with fossil fuel companies for a fourth straight year, even as they faced ongoing pressure to pull back from the business.
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Jonathan @jbeck.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Hallelujah, everybody say "cheese"
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
If you put the words "LOCAL FOOL" in place of Elon Musk, the headlines make more sense. People who cover him should try it to see if it helps clear up their reporting. Local Fool Says He'll Build A Colony on Mars Local Fool Says AI Will Cure Cancer
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Jonathan @jbeck.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Galaxy-level "I did it, I married a Kennedy" Boomer Brain
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Jonathan @jbeck.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Well shoot
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Sitcom People @sitcompeople.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
changing my title to secretary of war and immediately wetting my pants after doing war crimes in front of everyone
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Jonathan @jbeck.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
You do not, under any circumstances, need to "get Tim Beckman back in the game"
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Jonathan @jbeck.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
And get Tim Beckman back in the game
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 05/12/2023
hey, did we ever get an update on how this turned out
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Dana Stevens @thehighsign.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Remember the recent middle-of-the-night apartment building raid where children were dragged outside naked & zip-tied in the street while black & Latino residents were _sorted by race_ and piled into separate vans while their apartments were ransacked & robbed? That raid? So it resulted in 0 arrests.
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Jonathan @jbeck.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Sail on
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Todd Snider - Can't Complain Live at Farm Aid 2014
YouTube video by Farm Aid
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