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Swim Jeans 👖 @shortsleevesuit.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

[convenient hand signals to use with your friends at a loud club] ✌️ = two more vomit bags 🤏 = pinch my left moob 🤙 = call your mom for me 🤜 = I’m leaving with a proctologist 🤌 = let’s do gabagool in the bathroom

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Swim Jeans 👖 @shortsleevesuit.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

My slutty Ron Howard costume is coming along nicely

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JB4Realz @jb4realz.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

It pales in comparison to my slutty Clint Howard costume.

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Papazilla667 @scottzilla667.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

After you sneeze, Devil worshippers be like, "Possess you."

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

My Boss: [patiently explaining something to me] My Brain: YOU TAKE THE GOOD YOU TAKE THE BAD YOU TAKE THEM BOTH & THERE YOU HAVE THE FACTS OF LIFE

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ceej @ceej.online · 14/09/2025

a millionaire? I’ve got two toilets in my house, man. what more could you want

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

my bf, Gerry Mander, has a problem with boundaries . folks,,

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ceej @ceej.online · 11/09/2025

MULDER: I’m telling you boss, it’s real, and we have the proof. SCULLY: I can’t believe I’m saying this, but Mulder is telling the truth: we have captured Bigfoot. He’s in the lab right now. KASH PATEL: Is it woke? SCULLY: Director, I don’t — PATEL: Can we say it’s woke? That we caught Woke Bigfoot?

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JB4Realz @jb4realz.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

bully: i'm about to give you a taste of your own medicine. me: way ahead of ya, buddy... *pops a bunch of flintstones vitamins with the wilmas taken out*

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JB4Realz @jb4realz.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

good computer programmer 👇 c colon slash ☝️ bad proctologist

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JB4Realz @jb4realz.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

I Can't Believe It's Not Man

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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

"Maybe a little jail time will straighten you out," I grumble as I strap on a knee brace.

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JB4Realz @jb4realz.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

scrawled on the bathroom wall...

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JB4Realz @jb4realz.bsky.social · 20/07/2025

[Medic Alert Bracelet] ＪＵＳＴＬＥＴＭＥＳＬＥＥＰ

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JB4Realz @jb4realz.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

date: i love a man who is still in touch with his inner child. me: *pulls out a jar with all of my baby teeth*

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JB4Realz @jb4realz.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

*wakes up hogtied in the trunk of a car* *goes back to sleep*

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JB4Realz @jb4realz.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

bully: i'm about to give you a taste of your own medicine. me: way ahead of ya, buddy... *pops a bunch of flintstones vitamins with the wilmas taken out*

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JB4Realz @jb4realz.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

interviewer: it says here you're terrible at keeping secrets. me: *letting an actual cat out of an actual bag* it says what now?

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JB4Realz @jb4realz.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

date: i love a man who is still in touch with his inner child. me: *pulls out a jar with all of my baby teeth*

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Papazilla667 @scottzilla667.bsky.social · 13/04/2025

Her: Trim your beard! Him: You'd rather I have a bear?

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Papazilla667 @scottzilla667.bsky.social · 03/05/2025

Her: You're sure to get awards for Most Ostentatious Costume and Most Adorned Costume. Him: I seek wins with this sequence of sequins!

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Kelly Knox @kelly-knox.com · 18/07/2025

a murder of crows has probable caws

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JB4Realz @jb4realz.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

welcome back to invisibility class. it's pretty disappointing to see so many of you here.

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JB4Realz @jb4realz.bsky.social · 17/01/2025

i hold the febreze bottle sideways when i want to freshen up the place like a gangsta.

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JB4Realz @jb4realz.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

my grandfather would be rolling in his grave if we got him the casket he asked for.

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JB4Realz @jb4realz.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

me: watch this... *places chameleon on my penis* her: what the fuck? chameleon *struggling not to change colors*: yeah, what the actual fuck?

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Papazilla667 @scottzilla667.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

Her: *watching a show that bleeps out cuss words* Him: *hears a bleep* Oooh, someone cussed. Her: Yeah, I got a bleeper for you, too. Him: Lmao, the bleep you did...what the bleep...bleep...oh, this BLEEPin sucks!

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