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Eliza

@jazile.bsky.social
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That person you've sort of known online for the last 8 years.

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Jamie Smart @jamiesmart.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
“Have you chosen a cool name for our super swish spy car?” “Sure have boss, may I present the
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Eliza @jazile.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
awkward- I think you'll find it's spelt rasslin www.youtube.com/watch?v=wV-i...
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Glen Goza sings R-A-S-S-L-I-N
YouTube video by dbvve
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Eliza @jazile.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Making cool young men in their 20s pretend that Agadoo is anything other than trash feels like a humiliation ritual
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Eliza @jazile.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
After watching yesterday's RPDR UK I can see why the BBC have cancelled it...
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Postcard From The Past @pastpostcard.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
MERYL STREEP
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Ian Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
America right now is the maddest place on earth. Like watching a David Lynch film.
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Eliza @jazile.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And why not www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOyp...
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Helen Skelton & Gorka Marquez dance Couple's Choice to Mein Herr from Cabaret ✨ BBC Strictly 2022
YouTube video by BBC Strictly Come Dancing
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Eliza @jazile.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm currently doing this with the 1996 Tenant of Wildfell Hall. It doesn't quite have the same effect.
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Eliza @jazile.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
May I suggest that, starting this Sunday, you watch the 1995 Pride and Prejudice, one a week? It's such a nice treat to watch it as it was intended, and always gets me into an Autumn mood.
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
There's a special place in Hell for people like me. It's cushy. Comfortable seating and ample snacks. It's not nearly as painful as the Hell for ordinary people.
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Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 01/10/2026
Several weeks ago, Phil Tippett's legendary animation studio in Berkeley, CA closed. An anonymous hero noticed a folder of CDs. This turned out to be hundreds of unseen hi-res images and videos from Star Wars, Robocop, Jurassic Park, etc. ~90 isos for you to browse: archive.org/details/tipp...
A casual Star Wars alien fella at the cantina, in a sun faded, reddish photo. Someone will be mad at me for not knowing who this is. Phil, a balding Caucasian man, poses a model of the garthok, an antagonist from the Coneheads movie.Phil, a balding caucasian man, points at some CG on a CRT computer monitor, as a younger man looks on. The screen shows a model of a dinosaur attacking a jeep, while there's an actual physical model of that event in the foreground for reference.an isolated shot of a star wars vehicle. Sorry, I don't know star wars lol
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Martha, but like, super spooky @mostlymartha.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is the most important thing men can do, and they must be doing it immediately. People create culture. People can change it. If you can't remember the last time you created some social awkwardness by telling another man to stop with that shit, you probably aren't pulling your weight.
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Eliza @jazile.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Pizza marinara - Wikipedia
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
⚡️JUST NOW: MASS UN WALKOUT ON NETANYAHU
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Nate Schenkkan @nateschenkkan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Glenn @frackpong.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When your dog hears you open a packet of biscuits.
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Emma Yeomans @yeomans.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Worrying scenes in the Channel today, for all interested in asylum policy and maritime tactics. A small boat from Normandy spent more than 30 hours at sea. Those on board now on their 2nd rescue vessel as Border Force forced to play cat and mouse with far-right activists who have their own boat.
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TekknoNerd - Commissions open @tekknonerd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Voyager, walking on those tiny legs.
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onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Railcard discriminating against real ska-heads 😡
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Eamonn-Forde @eamonn-forde.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oh, Viz.
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Lewis @lgambrose.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Do Real Madrid take a printer with them to away games in case they get the chance to complain about referees??
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Glenn Moore @thenewsatglenn.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Hate freeloaders who join in the New Year's Eve countdown for the last 10 seconds. I've been doing this all year. Where were you back in May
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Eliza @jazile.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
AI!
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Eliza @jazile.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I don't think U18 matches should be televised at all, and wouldn't be unhappy if players couldn't play for the first team until they were 18 either.
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Lisa Guerrero @lisaguerrero.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Not only did I meet Robert Kraft, I worked for him. His kid Jonathan asked me to “remove the black music” from my gameday playlist in ‘94 & I refused so they fired me. I was the cheerleader director at the time.  I sued them for wrongful termination and won. So yes, I know that motherfucker. 
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
You're watching a sand bubbler crab hard at work. And bubbler crabs have one job: make balls. Lots of balls. With your mouth parts. They're filter-feeders/detrivores, combing through damp sand for microscopic food & the balls let them organize the "cleaned" sand so they don't nom it twice.
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ᴢᴇɴ sɪᴍᴍᴏɴs @killlthehype.blacksky.app · 14/09/2026
Macklemore just fried Ed Sheeran on IG 😬
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Media Diversified @writersofcolour.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
A HMRC official was sacked because he was caught on camera saying he gives wrong information to black and brown people when they call for advice in a bid to sabotage them. He was a member of the far right group Patriotic Alternative. How many more?
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MattSaysHello @mattsayshello.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Everyone: Why didn’t you rule out that goal?! Var:
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David J @damjef.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Re: last RT, for the benefit of anyone without Instagram…
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Eliza @jazile.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I half found out about it through the Adam and Joe forum, of all things
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Hat Full of Sky @hatfullofsky.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
A tough read from 25 years ago. With compassion for all of the suffering that grew out of that day.
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Plane crashes in to the word trade center.
Plane crashes in to the word trade center. Apologies for not linking to anything besides the main CNN page but there are no full stories on this yet. The plane crashed into the building about six...
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Musa Okwonga @okwonga.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The "stop the boats" movement is being driven by the type of English suburban racist who thinks that one black family living in their street is one too many. Yes, it really is as simple as that, and it has been for decades. There is no intellectual depth to this stuff. It is pure, distilled hate.
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Philippe Auclair @philippeauclair.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This makes Aston Villa the *seventh* English club to take on 100% illegal Asian-facing sports betting operator 8Xbet as an official partner for the 2026-27 season.
Screenshot of announcement on X of Aston Villa's partnership with illegal betting operator 8Xbet for the 2026-27 season.
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Jaunty Art @jaunty.art · 03/09/2026
true story
Quick and dirty illustration of a sleeping Hulk with the text reading ‘That’s my secret. I’m always tired’
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Eliza @jazile.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I have seen two different, unrelated films where a character sarcastically says "well if it isn't Ethel Barrymore", and I am haunted by the thought that there may be more that I haven't yet seen.
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Eliza @jazile.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Astonished to discover that the Dresden Dolls still exist, and that they're going to be playing the Albert Hall in Manchester
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grant @grantpardee.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
"Tiny Tim, who DESERVED to die,"
Gonzo in Muppet Christmas Carol delivering the line "And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die"
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Eliza @jazile.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Today's favourite phrase: "all hat, no cattle"
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Eliza @jazile.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
This comes to mind
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Eliza @jazile.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
My favourite comedy show is back www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLFV... I watched this while eating my lunch and it almost made me choke laughing. I love you @demilardner.bsky.social
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Dates and Apes | Broden Kelly and Tom Walker
YouTube video by Grouse House
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Kill Tim Faust 💀 @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 26/08/2026
my wife has a friend who sent Dolly Parton a painting she made & a letter explaining how much Dolly's music meant to her while she was transitioning. Dolly responded to it personally & paid for her top surgery. Sounds like an urban legend but it's real. I think we're going to more stories like this.
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FT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Imagine being talented and beautiful and rich and famous and still the most noteworthy thing about you is how good a person you are.
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Madame Hardy @madamehardy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
From the New York Times obit.
Ms. Parton made her recording debut in 1959, the same year she made her first appearance at the Grand Ole Opry. In 1962, she signed a songwriting deal with Tree International Publishing (now part of Sony Music Publishing). Two years later, she became the first person in her family to graduate from high school.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
gambling ads
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
Orange Guy on a green background. He is continually shouting “BET BET BET BET”

Panel 2:
Orange Guy is becoming increasingly unhinged. The words BET BET BET BET start to fill up the panel behind him

Panel 3:
Extreme close up on Orange Guys’s eyes. They are blood shot and the pupils have been replaced with the words “BET”. The eyes are surrounded by waves of the word “BET”

Panel 4:
An almost empty panel. Orange Guy leans in and whispers “responsibly”. 
“gambleaware.com” is written in small letters at the bottom right of the panel
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Eliza @jazile.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Our local cinema is also showing Transformers: the Movie for its 40th anniversary and I thought of you!
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dead joey @joethedough.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I found the clip of Andy Burnham DJ-ing during lockdown (If memory serves, it was to raise money for EatWellMCR.)
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
One of French puppeteer Raphaël Gromy’s most recognizable performances features a puppet painting real artworks on canvas, blending puppetry, live performance, and visual art into a unique theatrical experience. 😊 IG: @artistsuniversum @raphael_gromy
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Samuel Pinney @ginbrogueshats.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
If you aren't sure what to do for the eclipse, and have not got special glasses. Please take this tip. Stand under a tree, one with dappled light. When the eclipse happens LOOK DOWN. All the patches of light under the tree will turn into crescent moons and you will feel incredibly witchy.
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Chris, Ontos Games @ontosgames.co.uk · 10/08/2026
Holy crap, this is the strongest start to an estate agent video I've ever seen. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELqq...
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The Kilns, Moss Road, Falkirk
YouTube video by Halliday Homes
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