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dead joey @joethedough.bsky.social · 2h
A thought on this "Samaritans But You Can Fart" would be a pretty good selling point. No reason.
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Dr Sam Hirst @romgothsam.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Having seen the Joyce Carol Oates very bad, not good tweet about romance and AI, I can't help thinking about the way that romance has been treated as a punching bag for so long and always by people who are completely unwilling to engage with the genre and know little about it.
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ceej @ceej.online · 09/11/2024
pacino in dog day afternoon
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colin feral @sal.gay · 03/10/2026
kuz @kylekuzma
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Sports betting is correct but for you all that look at LeBron or any other person that are involved in prediction markets are totally misinformed on the subject. calling prediction markets sports gambling is like calling the stock market a casino. you don't have to like it, but it's a regulated exchange where people trade with each other, not a house that profits when you lose. Know the difference• Readers added context
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dead joey @joethedough.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm in the pub 👍🏻
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dead joey @joethedough.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's a good film, guys. It's a good, horny film.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I still think this might be the funniest video I've ever seen
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dead joey @joethedough.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I need justice to be done and to be seen to be done *and* I also need that all to happen in a way that doesn't affect Co-op Live hosting the SA Spurs in January, OK?
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WillieMillersMoustache @williemillersm1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This beauty was a couple of weeks ago.
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Neato Tito @neatotito.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Illustration of a man firing a rifle at two bears attacking him

Man - Me
Further away bear - self doubt
Closer bear- This one is just a real bear
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dead joey @joethedough.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In an effort to understand what I actually wanted from this film, I made this diagram. I needed it to be all top row or all bottom row and it is neither. Does that make sense?
A Quadrant with two intersecting spectrums SHIT to NOT SHIT and FUCKS to DOES NOT FUCK.
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Matt Zoller Seitz @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"It’s the kind of movie about evil billionaires that evil billionaires would enjoy, which makes it the worst kind of movie about evil billionaires." @williambibbiani.bsky.social is one of the greats
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Mo Ryan @moryan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Today in me being insufferable: A number of the zines and band posters inside that record shop, uh, belonged to me. The HF production design team borrowed* them from myself and other Chicago music scene/record store folks. The More You Know etc [*no I didn't get paid lol, I did it For the Culture]
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dead joey @joethedough.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I am open to receiving book recommendations set in the same micro-genre that I'm calling "Sad, Non-Binary Sci-fi Set Somehow In Space Fife."
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dead joey @joethedough.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Slow Gods by Claire North is great and recommended btw.
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dead joey @joethedough.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That's how you do that
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dead joey @joethedough.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Massively speculating as well, but I'd bet folding money that the woman who called it in was absolutely shit-faced.
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dead joey @joethedough.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We did it, guys!
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Esheru @esherukweku.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
What time does the rioting start?
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
guy who fell into a coma after the last episode of fawlty towers wakes up and looks at the internet
5 panel comic

Panel 1: Purple Guy looks at a laptop and says “boy o boy! I wonder what my comedy hero’s up to”

Panel 2: A tweet from John Cleese that reads “This is where the Arabs were ahead of us

By castrating all their slaves, they made sure that there were no descendants who could claim reparations”

Panels 3-5: Purple Guy slowly closes laptop with a mystified look of revulsion
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dead joey @joethedough.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I've got two tickets to The Ollam tonight at Manchester Academy and can't make it. Any takers?
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Tom Ewing @tomewing.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Bart has said the line
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dead joey @joethedough.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
2nd best performance of this since the one I did solo in my head when I first read it.
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DRACULA FLOW @draculaflowbot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Dracula Flow meme

The Zaza got me talking like Pingu
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Lou Morgan @lmorgan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
God forbid a woman has a hobby www.discovermagazine.com/venus-may-ha...
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Venus May Have Pulled Its Own Moon Back Toward It, Torn It Apart, and Eaten the Remains
Learn how an astrophysicist’s simulations traced a possible lunar downfall that could have changed Venus’s climate and ability to hold onto water.
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dead joey @joethedough.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I like this shot in Knives Out where Johnson broke the steadicam but it all Just Works www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZNb...
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"KNIVES OUT" FROM STEADICAM TO HANDHELD
YouTube video by KBN Next Media
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🎃Autopsy of Ashley Lynch 🔪🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You see this at film fest Q&As where someone will stand up and say "I love how your use of darkness in the dinner scene highlighted the character's intense loneliness." Filmmakers: "Our 2K light burned out and we had a hard out on the location in 2 hours."
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dead joey @joethedough.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This is not me but it is me.
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dead joey @joethedough.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My "Talking about Gaza by only mentioning the West Bank" t-shirt is provoking many questions…etc etc
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dead joey @joethedough.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Also good evening Mr Chow.
Chow Yun Fat wearing the absolute shit out of a pale linen shirt over a white t with a pair of high rise, pleated keks
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dead joey @joethedough.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Watching Hard Boiled with Herb. Truly the Casablanca of action films.
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Stuart Millard @franticplanet.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Firstly, a female Doctor, played by an older actress with a background in theatre/comedy. For an added frisson, let's make the sidekick character the husband. And we'll lose the whole 'Doctor' tag and reveal the birth name, which is spelled 'Bucket' but
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Jason Kint @kint.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
two different paragraphs, two different sections but encourage you to click and read the unsealed (pink) of both of them together. And stop and think about the impact and harm to news media and civil society. /8
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Jason Kint @kint.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
this is a super damning bit where OpenAI and Microsoft's own highly compensated experts (Tucker a regular big tech expert often Facebook/privacy cases) back up substitution, traffic reduction harms, and the distinction from search. /7
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Annalise Skeeting @s404064.blacksky.app · 16/09/2026
Showing support for Macklemore by streaming his music
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Girl Dancing While Crying
ALT: Girl Dancing While Crying
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dead joey @joethedough.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This makes me think of this excellent exchange @ashponders.bsky.social had with a pre-eminent jaguar expert: bsky.app/profile/ashp... My brain asks "Are jaguar soft?" at least twice a week.
A whatsapp exchange: 
Sebastián, I have one very pressing question.
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Let me know
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Are jaguar soft?
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They are very soft
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dead joey @joethedough.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Alright who got Spurs tickets in then lottery? (Houston, not Tortmeham.)
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Bex Luther @superbreeze.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: Ed Sheeran to represent Piddington at Eurovision
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dead joey @joethedough.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Guys i have a "pulling out of Ed Sheeran" joke that I'd like to workshop before everyone starts yelling
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dead joey @joethedough.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Finding out that O'Flynn is from Bury has somehow made my heart a little lighter this morning.
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Paul @funusual.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Absolute scenes in the crochet community today. Sirdar have announced their next Crochet Along blanket is Harry Potter themed. They’re auto censoring comments that show support for trans rights or criticise Rowling. The craft community has always been welcoming. This isn’t it.
Screenshot of Sirdar Make Along Facebook page with their Harry Potter Crochet Along
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dead joey @joethedough.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Simon here is characteristically correct.
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Media Diversified @writersofcolour.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
A HMRC official was sacked because he was caught on camera saying he gives wrong information to black and brown people when they call for advice in a bid to sabotage them. He was a member of the far right group Patriotic Alternative. How many more?
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Dr Eleanor Janega @goingmedieval.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The "Heartbreaking the worst person you know just made a great point" meme.
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David J @damjef.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Re: last RT, for the benefit of anyone without Instagram…
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Gary Bainbridge @garybainbridge.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This is everything the OP promises.
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dead joey @joethedough.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This thread and a pisspot 360p RealPlayer feed is how I experienced that day
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CLAYFACE: CELEBRITY DIRT #3 out now @judedoyle.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
People of All Genders Empowered to Maintain Delusion That They Have A Chance With Gillian Anderson
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