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King Krasnov

@jarrodkopp.bsky.social
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Hail to the clown-king, baby

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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This serves as advertisement for Alex Gibney’s documentary, Musk, opening October 9. Pass it on.
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The Major Social Media Platforms Are All Rejecting Paid Ads for Alex Gibney’s ‘Musk’ (Exclusive)
YouTube, TikTok and Meta have all turned down the trailer for the Oct. 9 doc, citing “political” content. X won't even take Bleecker Street's calls. The distributor is appealing.
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Steve Marmel @marmel.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pete Hegseth went to the A&M game and they lost to Kentucky for the first time in over 70 years. THERE IS NO BATTLE HE CANT LOSE.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
When they eventually make a movie about this time, please don't put the male politicians in good suits. IMO, the ugly, low rent tailoring should be part of the story.
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 08/09/2026
PEOPLE WITH LIBERAL ARTS DEGREES: so while i see there is utility to the system, i’m more or less morally opposed to their current constructs and have big concerns over the business structure and environmental impact WEB CODER: so i met God today,
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
It’s hard to explain but tv was better when you couldn’t watch the show you wanted whenever you wanted to watch it and most of the shows were worse and the TVs were worse and the entire experience was worse, that’s when it was better
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The Trandalorian @charliejaneanders.com · 24/07/2026
San Diego Comic Con news I'm excited for: * waffle-maker the movie is finally getting made. (And Molly Ringwald is voicing the Waffle Iron!) * The Bananarama biopic will be filmed in BananaVision, which is like IMAX but yellow * First footage from Demolition Derby, about a hat that smashes things
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1kr5ur43m.bsky.social @1kr5ur43m.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
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King Krasnov @jarrodkopp.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Can't decide if I want to watch free streaming TV. Tubi, or not Tubi? That is the question.
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Dan Hon @danhon.com · 12/06/2026
OCEANIA HAS ALWAYS BEEN VERY CLOSE TO A DEAL WITH EURASIA
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King Krasnov @jarrodkopp.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
He's turning it into another of his casinos.
Two overhead views of The White House, taken 9 months apart - from Aug 2025 to May 2026
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Bo Thompson @gaudipern.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Something made abundantly clear by this administration's pointless, costly, vindictive policies which make much noise but rarely accomplish much lasting change: The US government always had the time, tools, and money to help people in need. The red tape was an illusion. The budget limit was a lie.
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Bob Chipman ("MovieBob") @bobchipman.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I would be remiss not to point out that "Tricking Milli Vanilli into performing a concert for a dictator" is LITERALLY a storyline from the 1990s 'Super Mario Bros 3' cartoon 🙃
Wendy O / Kootie-Pie Koopa and Milli VanilliMario, Luigi, Toad and Princess Toadstool
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Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Zzzzzzzzzz
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
this is a masterpiece
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
what would you say you do here exactly, Department of Homeland Security Secretary Mullin
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
It’s cool how the most powerful person in the country is a decomposing 79-year-old
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P(aul) Frazee @pfrazee.com · 09/05/2026
ã = a with a toupee á = it’s windy, toupee flyin up à = ope wind changed direction ă = where is this wind coming from ą = ah shit it fell on the ground â = well now it looks ridiculous
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King Krasnov @jarrodkopp.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I know it's corny, but...
a photo realistic image of a sandy beach with the following number spelled out in seashells: 8675309
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King Krasnov @jarrodkopp.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
You think MarkWayne Mullin understands how far out of his depth he is tonight?
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King Krasnov @jarrodkopp.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
AI is God. (In the sense that they both tell you on a personal level exactly what you want to hear.)
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Pam from The Office "They're the same picture" meme
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King Krasnov @jarrodkopp.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Watching the SOTU, taking a drink every time I spot a protector of pedophiles on camera.
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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
“You're thinking of the $175 billion in tariff money all wrong. As if I had the money back in a safe. The money's not here. Your money's in the White House ballroom, the renaming of the Department of Defense, the $10 billion transfer to the Board of Peace, and a hundred other unauthorized actions.”
It’s a Wonderful Life bank run scene.
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King Krasnov @jarrodkopp.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Hear me out... real-life Hunger Games but with elite pedos. Who else would watch that??
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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
US military aid to Ukraine was the single most effective military spending we’ve had since aiding the Mujahideen against the Soviets in Afghanistan. We reduced Russia’s military by like half for circa five percent of the annual Pentagon budget. That’s a goddamn bargain. And Trump has spoiled it.
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 05/02/2026
The word don't is censored. Don't, or Don T. If you're looking for just some fun proof they're doing control+f censoring
To:
Jeffrey Epstein[jeevacation@gmail.com]
From:
Sent:
Wed 7/15/2009 1:56:13 AM
Subject:
Re: florida visit?
good typing!
oh well, looks like it's a long flight anyhow... edmonton is so far away from EVERYTHING.
On Tue, Jul 14, 2009 at 7:49 PM, Jeffrey Epstein <jeevacation@gmail.com>
wrote:
i am tied up until aug
On Tue, Jul 14, 2009 at 9:41 PM,
wrote:
You planted a seed with your invite today. I have next Wed thru Sunday off (July 22-26), my last vacation for months.
I was going to take polo lessons in Calgary but I (DON'T) think my body can handle it! I pull a muscle every time, and I'm starting to realize my budding polo career might have to take a back seat to my actual job.
think
What are you doing next week?
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Bruce Springsteen @brucespringsteen.net · 28/01/2026
I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good. Stay free
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Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen
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King Krasnov @jarrodkopp.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
It's always so satisfying to savor the moments a Trump minion is no longer of any use to him and becomes a piece of garbage to be discarded.
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King Krasnov @jarrodkopp.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
"This could be you"
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Meta Resistance @metaresistance.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Rest in Peace Alex Jeffrey Pretti🙏🏾 The VA ICU Nurses send him off right 💔
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King Krasnov @jarrodkopp.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Because we will force you to believe us
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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 25/01/2026
"I am a children's entertainer who specializes in face painting," writes a woman now in hiding from the federal government for witnessing a state-sanctioned street execution
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Jessica Valenti @jessicavalenti.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Please read this dispatch from Minneapolis by @erikhane.bsky.social www.welcometohellworld.com/there-is-no-...
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 23/01/2026
Strike, fellows, strike
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King Krasnov @jarrodkopp.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
In retrospect, we should've let Y2K happen.
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King Krasnov @jarrodkopp.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
"FUCK ICE" - George Orwell
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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Fascism does at home what imperialism does abroad and now's probably a great time to internalize the full implications of that.
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Walter Olson @walterolson.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Five years ago.
Front pages of American newspapers after Jan. 6, 2021, with headlines like "Capitol Chaos," "Assault on Democracy," "Pro-Trump mob storms Capitol."
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Tim Carvell @timcarvell.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Just a few days until the new year begins and movie releases suddenly collapse into the official two genres of January: “Horror” and “Whoops”.
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King Krasnov @jarrodkopp.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Wow. What a truthful statement.
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Ryan Bernardoni @dangercart.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Stealworkers
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King Krasnov @jarrodkopp.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
I know we’re living in a futuristic dystopia, but I did not expect a sudden turn into “12 Monkeys” territory
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King Krasnov @jarrodkopp.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Who had "literal destruction of the White House" on your Trump Bingo card?
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
One year ago: 🇺🇸 @economist.com
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onion person @junlper.beer · 08/10/2025
if every democrat doesn’t use the “we took freedom of speech away” on every messaging apparatus they have every single day for the next 4 years assume they want to lose
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King Krasnov @jarrodkopp.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Seeing all this coverage on Dolly Parton and Donald Trump today reminds me that both of them prove (in very different ways) that money can't buy class.
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Eric Champnella @echamp.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
My buddy @rjasonmoore.bsky.social did this. Brilliant! New Release the Epstein Files board game just dropped...
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b𝚘օO𝚘ₒts @bootsmcgoot.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
"i just use it to generate ideas"
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Andrew Neal | Added Value Books @wanderlane.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Canceling Disney+ because they canceled Kimmel is well and good, but if you really want to make them pay attention, there is no better way than fucking Goofy's wife
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Ernie Smith @ernie.tedium.co · 19/09/2025
All hail the best patent drawing ever
An image from a patent filing (US4656917) for a “musical instrument support” that allows a guitarist to utilize a tapping technique more easily. The patent drawing is of the device’s credited creator, Eddie Van Halen. Source: https://patents.google.com/patent/US4656917
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