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King Krasnov

@jarrodkopp.bsky.social
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Hail to the clown-king, baby

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King Krasnov @jarrodkopp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Dumbo?
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This serves as advertisement for Alex Gibney’s documentary, Musk, opening October 9. Pass it on.
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The Major Social Media Platforms Are All Rejecting Paid Ads for Alex Gibney’s ‘Musk’ (Exclusive)
YouTube, TikTok and Meta have all turned down the trailer for the Oct. 9 doc, citing “political” content. X won't even take Bleecker Street's calls. The distributor is appealing.
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King Krasnov @jarrodkopp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "For" "For who?" "For WHOM"
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Steve Marmel @marmel.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pete Hegseth went to the A&M game and they lost to Kentucky for the first time in over 70 years. THERE IS NO BATTLE HE CANT LOSE.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
When they eventually make a movie about this time, please don't put the male politicians in good suits. IMO, the ugly, low rent tailoring should be part of the story.
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King Krasnov @jarrodkopp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Clever.
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King Krasnov @jarrodkopp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
*us
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King Krasnov @jarrodkopp.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I guess this is how he takes a moment of silence.
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 08/09/2026
PEOPLE WITH LIBERAL ARTS DEGREES: so while i see there is utility to the system, i’m more or less morally opposed to their current constructs and have big concerns over the business structure and environmental impact WEB CODER: so i met God today,
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
It’s hard to explain but tv was better when you couldn’t watch the show you wanted whenever you wanted to watch it and most of the shows were worse and the TVs were worse and the entire experience was worse, that’s when it was better
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King Krasnov @jarrodkopp.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
We won’t be eating him for the taste.
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The Trandalorian @charliejaneanders.com · 24/07/2026
San Diego Comic Con news I'm excited for: * waffle-maker the movie is finally getting made. (And Molly Ringwald is voicing the Waffle Iron!) * The Bananarama biopic will be filmed in BananaVision, which is like IMAX but yellow * First footage from Demolition Derby, about a hat that smashes things
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King Krasnov @jarrodkopp.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
He will be so delicious to eat.
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King Krasnov @jarrodkopp.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
kick it to Kagi
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1kr5ur43m.bsky.social @1kr5ur43m.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
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King Krasnov @jarrodkopp.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Can't decide if I want to watch free streaming TV. Tubi, or not Tubi? That is the question.
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King Krasnov @jarrodkopp.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I was there too, duuude. That song was released over a year prior to the bicentennial, though you're right it got a lot of airplay in 1976.
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King Krasnov @jarrodkopp.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
If you're thinking of "Philadelphia Freedom," Elton said he wrote it about Billie Jean King. However, if you're thinking of "Don't Go Breakin' My Heart," that Elton John song did premiere on the Billboard charts during the week of July 4, 1976. 😀
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King Krasnov @jarrodkopp.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I doubt I'll celebrate America again until It Happens
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Dan Hon @danhon.com · 12/06/2026
OCEANIA HAS ALWAYS BEEN VERY CLOSE TO A DEAL WITH EURASIA
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King Krasnov @jarrodkopp.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
He's turning it into another of his casinos.
Two overhead views of The White House, taken 9 months apart - from Aug 2025 to May 2026
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Bo Thompson @gaudipern.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Something made abundantly clear by this administration's pointless, costly, vindictive policies which make much noise but rarely accomplish much lasting change: The US government always had the time, tools, and money to help people in need. The red tape was an illusion. The budget limit was a lie.
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Bob Chipman ("MovieBob") @bobchipman.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I would be remiss not to point out that "Tricking Milli Vanilli into performing a concert for a dictator" is LITERALLY a storyline from the 1990s 'Super Mario Bros 3' cartoon 🙃
Wendy O / Kootie-Pie Koopa and Milli VanilliMario, Luigi, Toad and Princess Toadstool
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King Krasnov @jarrodkopp.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Your turn, southern baptists
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Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Zzzzzzzzzz
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
this is a masterpiece
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
what would you say you do here exactly, Department of Homeland Security Secretary Mullin
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
It’s cool how the most powerful person in the country is a decomposing 79-year-old
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P(aul) Frazee @pfrazee.com · 09/05/2026
ã = a with a toupee á = it’s windy, toupee flyin up à = ope wind changed direction ă = where is this wind coming from ą = ah shit it fell on the ground â = well now it looks ridiculous
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King Krasnov @jarrodkopp.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Lord of the Bathtub Rings
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King Krasnov @jarrodkopp.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I know it's corny, but...
a photo realistic image of a sandy beach with the following number spelled out in seashells: 8675309
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King Krasnov @jarrodkopp.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
MarkWayne Mullin got out of the senate just in time.
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King Krasnov @jarrodkopp.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Can't wait to write "PEDO" across the forehead
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King Krasnov @jarrodkopp.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
You think MarkWayne Mullin understands how far out of his depth he is tonight?
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King Krasnov @jarrodkopp.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
"Go ahead. Make my day"
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King Krasnov @jarrodkopp.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Biden had a bad debate one night and was considered unfit thereafter.
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King Krasnov @jarrodkopp.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
and OG Star Wars
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King Krasnov @jarrodkopp.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
AI is God. (In the sense that they both tell you on a personal level exactly what you want to hear.)
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Pam from The Office "They're the same picture" meme
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King Krasnov @jarrodkopp.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
From the shit in his diapers I bet
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King Krasnov @jarrodkopp.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Watching the SOTU, taking a drink every time I spot a protector of pedophiles on camera.
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King Krasnov @jarrodkopp.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
I also don't want his money, but I do want to eat him.
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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
“You're thinking of the $175 billion in tariff money all wrong. As if I had the money back in a safe. The money's not here. Your money's in the White House ballroom, the renaming of the Department of Defense, the $10 billion transfer to the Board of Peace, and a hundred other unauthorized actions.”
It’s a Wonderful Life bank run scene.
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King Krasnov @jarrodkopp.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
"How do you do, fellow...." **smashes face bones with hammer**
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King Krasnov @jarrodkopp.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Because he's America's Very Special Boy
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King Krasnov @jarrodkopp.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
" 'e says 'e's not dead." "Yes he is" "I'm not!"
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King Krasnov @jarrodkopp.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Hear me out... real-life Hunger Games but with elite pedos. Who else would watch that??
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King Krasnov @jarrodkopp.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
The equal time rule only covers traditional broadcasting, not cable.
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King Krasnov @jarrodkopp.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
mews you can use
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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
US military aid to Ukraine was the single most effective military spending we’ve had since aiding the Mujahideen against the Soviets in Afghanistan. We reduced Russia’s military by like half for circa five percent of the annual Pentagon budget. That’s a goddamn bargain. And Trump has spoiled it.
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