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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 7h
in the bonus episode of Quorators this week, Alex and I briefly discuss the time we pitched a tv show called Cowboy M.D. that everyone hates and how we included this image at the end of the pitch but it somehow *still* didn't get picked up www.patreon.com/quorators
us writing COWBOY MD on a whiteboard and then drawing a line through the C

and then it says "An idea that... makes CENTS"
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 16h
Nancy 10/1/26 … “Sluggo’s Terrible Hat” Part 4
Nancy vents to Aunt Fritzi, telling her she may have to break up with Sluggo because of his new hat. Fritzi thinks she’s being dramatic, until she sees the hat….
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Tony Zaret @tonyzaret.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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ChristIs1337 @janos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
that post-left watch account is fucking dire man. you gotta stop obsessing over these losers. go outside
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A Song of Babies and Puppys @asobap.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yup! Here's an episode. asobap.pinecast.co/episode/ffec...
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S5E28 - The Dogging Expert
Victarion is on monkey island and learning about cool new religions. Tyrion is failing quarantine policies. Chapters: ADWD The Iron Suitor, Tyrion XI Outro music: CAFÉ CON RON by Bad Bunny
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dick??? You mean like, penis????
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
In light of everything that’s going on
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ChristIs1337 @janos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i understand the impulse to comment on it, but you can't introduce the hot button issue of gen ai into a superhero universe that has already had "real" artificial intelligence, sentient robots and characters like brainiac or cyborg or the vision for DECADES
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Nancy 9/29/26 … “Sluggo’s Terrible New Hat” Part 2
Nancy is in disbelief, at the sight of Sluggo’s terrible hat. She hesitantly asks him what’s up, he says not much. She questions “you sure?”
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Average Day Joe Bot @averagedayjoebot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Nancy 9/28/26 … “Sluggo’s Terrible New Hat” Part 1
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Chris Todd @iamchristodd.com · 26/09/2026
Timekeeper from comedy bang bang in front of a bunch of clocks.
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ChristIs1337 @janos.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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ChristIs1337 @janos.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i really wish someone could make this make sense!
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Me 1 second into El Scorcho: what the hell Rivers, what did half Japanese girls ever do to you? Me 3 seconds into El Scorcho: Oh no, that’s not good
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ChristIs1337 @janos.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: news broadcast of a Chimpanzee in a suit walking to the podium of a White House briefing. Text at the bottom reads: “PRESIDENT CHIMPSKY TO MAKE STATEMENT ON TERRORIST ATTACK” Panel 2: president Chimpsky signs to the camera, “Give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you.”
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Average Day Joe Bot @averagedayjoebot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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ChristIs1337 @janos.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
revenge for the knicks beating the spurs
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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 21/09/2026
had a few things i needed to get off my chest ❤️
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Drastic Actions @drasticactions.dev · 21/09/2026
Tolstoy
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You gotta give it up to Earth Wind & Fire for not even bothering to add a Water guy. They were just like it’s fine
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ChristIs1337 @janos.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
yeah ok cool this might as well be what's going on in the world
top 3 trending topics are "converse pulls ad over KKK imagery", "AI actor tilly norwood glitches on air" and "fans celebrate batman day"
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 16/09/2026
this guy just walked up to me in bryant park and said "hey i dont know how to play chess but can i sit here with you and make the pieces fight?" does anybody know him? seems like a dangerous creep. mamdani's new york.
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The Grim Riffer is the most important Guys character of this era. Thank you @mattielubchansky.com for creating him
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ChristIs1337 @janos.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i did not know that
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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 15/09/2026
🚨 Jeremy Kaplowitz has officially dropped out of the Ed Sheeren tour.
I have made the difficult decision to withdraw myself from the worldwide Ed Sheeran "The Loop" tour due to his inability to denounce the ongoing genocide in Palestine.

Currently, I am secretly hidden in the wheels of his tour bus and was planning to infiltrate his arena show by claiming to be an opening act and performing 20-40 minutes of solo spoken word poetry, or as long as I could before being tackled to the ground by security. But I cannot stand by Ed anymore. 

I do not take this decision lightly. I know many (future) Jeremy Kaplowitz fans are going to be disappointed to not get to learn about my really awesome work, but I simply cannot abide by people who claim to "not wanna get political" when it's about murdering tens of thousands of people. Also I think he ruined that one Game of Thrones episode, which is even worse in retrospect, when you consider how few good ones we ultimately had left at that point.

To Ed, thank you for everything you have done so far to support me. You don't know who I am, but I was the one who kept stealing half of your sandwiches on the tour bus when you weren't looking and your manager kept saying you were "acting crazy." I hope you understand where I am coming from (think killing children is bad), even though you say it's icky to have to think about.

Free Palestine.
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TVs Alex Ptak @tvsalexptak.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This looks interesting. I plan to view the content and then engage with the follow up poll
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Osama bin Laden's mom with a newspaper clipping of 9/11 lovingly kept on her fridge.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 11/09/2024
Family Circus comics for 9/10 and 9/11 where the 9/10 one is about one of the little ragamuffins being taught how to fly a (paper) airplane and then the other is a somber remembrance of those lost
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The Guys Podcast wants to apologize for giving Hunter Biden your personal information. I was star struck and he offered me some pills
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I forgot
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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 10/09/2025
damn there really is a Charlie Kirk quote for every aspect of this story huh
headline: 

Charlie Kirk: "If Somebody Ever Shoots Me Through The Neck During A Speech In Utah In 2025, I Lowkey Think That Rocks"
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willow @grimreapergutters.northsky.social · 10/09/2026
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ChristIs1337 @janos.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
wir haben charlie kirk at home
german guy who looks like charlie kirk with a smaller head and intact neck
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Someone clearly forgot to explain to him that the Green Lantern is gay...
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
it’s fine to be skeptical of these things. i was a skeptic myself until recently. but i think fear is at the root of this skepticism, a fear of its power. people are simply not ready for what’s coming. it is powerful, it is alive, and it is quite possibly god
batman pez dispenser
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Stephen Thompson @idislikestephen.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
When I worked for The Onion, practically everyone who visited the office would ask how they could submit headlines. This one stoner delivery guy was so persistent, we finally told him he could submit 10 headlines on spec and we'd take a look. First one on his list was "Shit and poop are Stinky!!!"
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QueenCityJamz @queencityjamz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Wikipedia really found the perfect photo to distill the majestic glory of the guitar solo.
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ChristIs1337 @janos.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
it's all part of my grand plan to turn all steely dan listeners back into deadheads
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Tom Ewing @tomewing.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I like both kinds of music, Southern Rock and Opera
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ChristIs1337 @janos.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
southern rock warriors, we're facing our toughest battle yet: the weakest of gorillaz' classic album run! vote DBT!
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Tom Ewing @tomewing.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
As yo- I mean as y’all know I am a great fan of *peers at cuff* Drively Tuckers and I think they’re just great at… what they do! Vote for them!
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I’ve got a scoop boss, you heard that John Lennon’s kid had a child of his own right? Well, you won’t believe it but John has a connection to that new baby
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ChristIs1337 @janos.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
i had SO MUCH FUN talking about this VERY STUPID COMIC!
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sluggboi @sluggboi.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
iodiocracy is documentary is real life true now of days with the world being the way it ius
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Moonshot Podcast Network @moonshotpods.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
A new Posters in Crisis is up early on Patreon! Marn and Jacqueline are joined by @janos.bsky.social to talk about the age-old question: if there were three Jokers, would that be fucked up or what? www.patreon.com/moonshotnetw...
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Posters In Crisis #8: Batman: Three Jokers (ft. János) | Moonshot Network
For three Jokers...you gotta have three hosts. Marn and Jacqueline are joined by János (of Disappearances of Lydia Fountayne and House of Ul
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ChristIs1337 @janos.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
when someone tells me i'm wrong and i don't have enough information to refute it but don't want to concede either
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Nancy 8/25/26
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
how about koko’s basilisk and its everyone pretending a gorilla can actually use sign language because they’re afraid it will hit them
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