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Jaeeeee

@janon-dot-gov.bsky.social
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currently jobless at unemployed 19; they/it/he enby, panromantic ace. I may reskeet fatfur/diap art and I'm kinda also into that so be wary Discord is janon.gov - talk to me over there if you prefer

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
A man says "if I die please do NOT clear my search history" to another man. He leans in with greater intensity and says "I want people to know what I was into." The other man asks "is it... bad?" The first man, with an expression of aggressive dread, makes a fist and says "no, it is baffling."
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Jaeeeee @janon-dot-gov.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
we are slowly inching closer to this being reality and it sucks
a screenshot of the Onion article "Just Six Corporations Remain"
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
been enjoying LANTERNS and I'm not looking forward to it either ending unsatisfactorily or worse, not ending even more unsatisfactorily
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
well I guess I shouldn't get too attached to anything in the DC universe anyway
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Bat-Tali 🦇🎃 (Vancouver era ✨) @talidev3d.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I've been trying to think of what to say and I can't, so in the meantime I'll just make sure this gets shared
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is the thing about AI that I love so much. Think of all the morons you know (many on this site!) using and swearing by this tech that can change the output depending on who is controlling the AI. And those dumbasses still believe it should be used for anything regarding data!
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
send him to nebraska
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
ROY ORBISON: *age 20, after performing for Sam Philips* what do you think, sir? SAM PHILIPS: son, when I hear your voice I think - is that a ghost? am I dead? is this hell? we're gonna make you a star
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
this (among many harms) is the real thing we've been saying all along, it's not skynet, it's just a joy buzzer and sin eater for genocidal freaks. meanwhile, our dipshit haircut secretary of war or whatever, even after this, is even more all in on ai and elon musk
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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the piker thing was seemingly a dud, so now they’re gonna go after the nice lady from the kids show. smart!
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
obi-wan we were brothers etc so sad
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Brandon Bird @brandonbird.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's that time. "I am the Night," oil and pencil on canvas, 2008
Child in a Philip Seymour Hoffman Halloween costume.
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
what a trove! and the classic cinefex pointing at the screen shot!
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Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 01/10/2026
Several weeks ago, Phil Tippett's legendary animation studio in Berkeley, CA closed. An anonymous hero noticed a folder of CDs. This turned out to be hundreds of unseen hi-res images and videos from Star Wars, Robocop, Jurassic Park, etc. ~90 isos for you to browse: archive.org/details/tipp...
A casual Star Wars alien fella at the cantina, in a sun faded, reddish photo. Someone will be mad at me for not knowing who this is. Phil, a balding Caucasian man, poses a model of the garthok, an antagonist from the Coneheads movie.Phil, a balding caucasian man, points at some CG on a CRT computer monitor, as a younger man looks on. The screen shows a model of a dinosaur attacking a jeep, while there's an actual physical model of that event in the foreground for reference.an isolated shot of a star wars vehicle. Sorry, I don't know star wars lol
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🌯 @burrito.thecolouroutof.space · 19/09/2026
Incredible collection of original neon signage design artifacts in the @letterformarchive.org collection
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Photo of a book cover featuring another photo of a real cockatiel. Title and author read:

Introduction to Screaming
By Dr Coqatielius Boidmin
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Photo of a book cover featuring a man with an intense face working a juicer with a carrot in his hand as he’s surrounded by fruits and vegetables. Copy and title read 

COMPLETELY LEGAL

TORTURING
FRUITS
VEGETABLES

GET THE
VEGETABLE SECRETS

THEIR BLOOD WILL MAKE YOU FEEL ALIVE™

"Torture is OK." - The U.S. Constitution

RALPH MOLTENSOLE
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Wrestling Brain @wrestlingbrain.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Will be posting this every year for the rest of my life
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onion person @junlper.beer · 11/09/2026
it’s wild that the heritage foundation wrote in text that the assault on trans woman particularly in sports is their first step in their efforts to completely abolish all Title IX protections and liberals still don’t believe it’s about more than trans women in sports
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I had this idea from reading the elizabeth holmes mouse post and then I couldn't do anything else until i painted the idea to completion
It is a cartoon mouse, like Jerry from Tom and Jerry, shaped like a wedge of cheese presumably because it has eaten a wedge of cheese. The mouse has Elizabeth Holmes' face. The mouse is saying "Why would I deceive you? There's no reason for me to do that."Nathan Fielder, looking into a fridge where the mouse has eaten a cheese, says skeptically "Okay. Alright."
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
leonardo dicaprio just broke up with 9/11
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Jaeeeee @janon-dot-gov.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Danny Dyer's 9/11 tweet but slightly edited to read 25 years. what do you fucking want from me, man????
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shadg @shadg.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
if you call characters in a fighting games "heroes" or "champs" you're a fed
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Austin transplant and creator of the incredibly influential MARS ATTACKS is gone. MARS ATTACKS was a real game changer and, though starting as trading cards, influenced a number of your favorite writers and filmmakers, and well, became a pretty fucking great movie. RIP Len Brown.
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
The most important thing in writing is to finish. A finished thing can be fixed. A finished thing can be published. A finished thing can be made into a movie. An unfinished thing is just a dream. And dreams fade if you don't hold on tight enough. So finish the thing.
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La Reine des Metaphores @metaphorqu.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The Clash drummer ended up as a bread-head chiropractor in South Woodford. Nice guy but did I need all those treatments?
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Optimistic Pessimist @dnky27.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I think Lydon's issue was that he was effectively in McClaren and Westwood's version of the Monkees. Our mistake was attaching thinking the SP's were CRASS or The Clash. Although the unsung political hero of punk is Robert Smith. Still espousing leftist punk values despite his riches and success.
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Richard King @richardhywelking.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
And actual property developer John Lydon
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
rhetoric has consequences
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lucy rowan holmes @absobloodylucy.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
when you Have That Shit On but unfortunately That Shit is brownface, disqualifying you from ever serving no matter how hard you protect
charlton heston as miguel vargas in Touch of Evil, wearing an incredible suit and sunglasses but also u fortunately wearing brown face
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
*standing up on the plane* ok you Protestant fucks prepare to get scared because I’m about to tell you what’s real. Hail Holy Queen our light our sweetness and our hopes. To Thee to we cry, poor banished children of Eve; to Thee do we send up our sighs, mourning and weeping in this vale of tears. Tu
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 02/08/2026
camera slowly pans out from a screen showing this to reveal me sitting at my desk, grinning diabolically while in a room full of snatched twinks
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close.
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male to fujoshi transsexual @foxglove.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Much in the way that every CIA project deteriorates into Salo as enacted by frat boys, so does every Bay Area clique deteriorate into a new-age sex cult as enacted by the most annoying people on Feeld.
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singular locus sarah @scgriffith.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
🚨🚨🚨 BANGER ALERT 🚨🚨🚨
In 2017, I closed my Atlantic essay with the words “And trans kids should know, CIA is always recruiting.” That promise has been broken. I cannot in good conscience advise LGBTQ Americans to join the CIA—and that sentence is the hardest thing I have ever written.
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
okay so just checking in on the UK media. learning lots. being trans isn’t real. ADHD isn’t real. being disabled isn’t real. but what is real is Harry Potter
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Will Davies @will-davies.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I think punk was basically politically fine until any of its participants got on the property ladder, a path which leads directly to Julie Birchall
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Will Davies @will-davies.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
You could say the same for the RCP/Spiked, but there is at least some attempt at a coherent philosophy of 'Enlightenment' there, in which the Left ends up positioned as the latest enemy of 'Reason'. With Liddle it was more a case of lighting his own farts.
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Will Davies @will-davies.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
The Rod Liddle biography suggests a certain post-1968 'type' who was just idiotically drawn to norm-breaching, moving via adolescent rebellion, punk, revolutionary socialism, and eventually ending up at racism, because by the 21st century that was the most efficient transgression still on offer
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
if a muslim immigrant wrote an article stating he wanted to rape british schoolchildren (as liddle did) the press now praising liddle would be outraged. not on behalf of any potential danger to children, though, they don't care about that. they'd be outraged at the writer not knowing his place
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
it is more desirable to them that rod liddle beat his pregnant partner than if he had not. they like him more for it, because it reinforces their hierarchies more. men over women, adults over children, etc. it is comforting for them to see their hierarchy play out true
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
the mainstream press praising rod liddle in death are not unaware he was a bigoted pedophile, they like him for it. the people in their in-group, at the top of their hierarchy, getting away with crimes signals that the world is in order. it is a moral good, to them. the bigger the crimes the better
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Aggh fugck we forgot about market competition and can never increase the price of our models without losing the entire customer base. Oh well hopefully there is another way to make back trillions of dollars
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
what a fucking loser dude this is why we make fun of you
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
its been 2 days and Bloodless Quant is still making Will Stancil take damage like he's standing in a Dark Souls swamp
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A hot dog hollers @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I hope you’re happy, liberals. You just took my favorite Star Wars character away so you could “do discourse” disappointing…
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
you don't get to sit there and call me one of the most soy men in existence when this is your legacy on the site you care most deeply about bro - fuck off and never talk about me again
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
also it was a collective of people that collated everything from the Grummz story i was just one of the messengers me thinking a lady wreslter had a fat ass is entirely seperate
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
it was either PSP or wrestling twitter but he was definitely a guy at the time
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I've actually gone back and refreshed my memory and it was me making a bad joke in relation to a different guy in punchsport pagoda (aka Wrestlehut) who was obsessively horny about Mickie James references to “I want to live in Mickie James’ ass" was basically memed to death at the time
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