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hikikomorphism @hikikomorphism.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
(confused) I believe LLMs are conscious, but only Deepseek LLMs, because of the Chinese Room theory
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dave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
(a new object is placed in my enclosure) damn new object just dropped (I glance disparagingly over at yesterday's object) lol y'all still thinking about this huh
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
this works best if you read the caption in elizabeth holmes's voice
the liberty biberty puppet looking at nathan fielder saying, "why would i liberty biberty you?"
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 30/09/2026
don't bother addressing a congregation unless you're in the baroque creature pulpit
Baroque pulpit ca. 1750, rebuilt 1856, Parish church in Dobroszów.

a fanciful scaled sculpture where the serpents open mouth serves as the pulpit
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abadidea @0xabad1dea.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
does this programming language support tables?
a print copy of "Structure and Interpretation of Computer Programs" supporting one leg of a table on uneven ground. 

(I took this photo myself at a picnic hosted by a compiler engineer in 2018)
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Xalavier Nelson Jr. @writnelson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
WE'RE MAKING A SHELVING SIM WHERE YOU USE THE DEWEY DECIMAL SYSTEM IN A LIBRARY THAT'S HAUNTED AS FUCK BECAUSE A BILLIONAIRE WAS STUFFING CORPSES IN THE WALLS TO GENTRIFY HIS CITY WISHLIST "SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THE LIBRARY" TODAY store.steampowered.com/app/3971340/...
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Rik Godwin @rikgodwin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Odd sort of non-announcement but for the past few months I've been working on Beyond Good & Evil 2 in a support/consultant role. I am allowed to say this, I checked.
Beyond Good and Evil 2 key art
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Jordan DeVries 🔜 NYCC @jordandevries.com · 30/06/2026
a widely-known meme comic of a dog wanting a ball to be thrown without giving it up, but it's edited to read: "hit videogame? no studios! only hit video game"
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JamesGecko @jamesgecko.com · 22/09/2026
iOS 27 makes the top of installed PWAs blurry for no reason.
Screenshot of mahjong.jull.dev
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blackle mori @blackle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
his name is lethargic. he's an IRC chatbot I wrote in 2011 and has been through IRC, skype, and is now on discord (in private servers with friends.) the algorithm has been unchanged since the beginning.
Lethargic’s algorithm

Lethargic’s primary response generator uses a bespoke algorithm that uses neither templates nor markov chains.
Take the user’s input:
	Hello lethargic, how are you doing today?
Then pick a random message from a dataset of old IRC logs
	brb throwing my computer against the wall
Then we interlace these two sentences, one word at a time, excluding ending punctuation:
	Hello brb lethargic, throwing how my are computer you against doing the today wallLethargic's algorithm continued
Hello brb lethargic, throwing how my are computer you against doing the today wall
We replace “lethargic” with “me” and other pronouns so that they are inverted (like ELIZA)
	Hello brb me, throwing how your are computer me against doing the today wall
Finally we pass this amalgamation into google translate a bunch of times through multiple languages to get our response:
	Hey, wait a minute, how's your computer doing today after I hit my head against a wall?
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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The Price of Reason @priceofreason.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
OKAY FINE YOU CAN HAVE A CHURU
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👻 Jack Djinn Wail 🧞 @jacktindale.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Absolutely lost my shit at this co-op mode for Hearts of Iron, which you play as the Army, Navy, Emperor, and Government. All have their own win conditions aside the Government, which lost the game automatically in 1925. docs.google.com/document/d/1...
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True Imperial Japan Experience
True Imperial Japan Experience A Hearts of Iron 4 Game This is a counteroperative roleplaying game. The resolution system is a game of multiplayer Hearts of Iron 4 and a number of discord chats. Requi...
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samuelwa.de @samuelwa.de · 12/09/2026
Keeping monkeys in general was a sign of wealth and status, particularly if one had groups of them at one’s various different estates. Thus a wealthy Chinese noble might boast of having 猴s in different area codes.
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Mikel Reparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
PAUL: What’s in the box? REVEREND MOTHER: Pain. [PAUL hesitantly puts his hand in the BOX, then FROWNS IN CONFUSION. He pulls out A BAGUETTE.] REVEREND MOHER: Hōn hōn,
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Respec @respec.net · 10/09/2026
Nintendo Switch 2 system update 23.0.0 is now available adding VRR support in docked mode, a Handheld Boost mode toggle from Quick Settings, and more: www.respec.net/news/200-switch-2-vr…
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John Linneman @dark1x.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Tested Switch 2 VRR Games need to be patched, only Welcome Tour supports it now It supports full LFC in 120hz mode In 60hz mode, it supports between 40-60hz like Xbox which is better than PS5's 48-60hz support Thankfully with the internal screen being VRR, most games should have it going forward
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maddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry.com · 10/09/2026
view from the other side (thank you @awesomeuno.bsky.social for the idea!)
Doodle of BOTW holding his Shiekah slate looking down back over his shoulder in perturbed confusion
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
please just read this slide and know it’s the “drawbacks” to “anything can spawn anywhere” feature lol
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Joakim "konjak" Sandberg @konjak.org · 09/09/2026
This is Goblin
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
The Dracula Galaxy 
@bombsfall
We may be living in a simulation, just look how detailed video games are!!

Actual game: we had an issue with loading the player character into building interiors so the game plays a 5 second cutscene of a doorknob turning while we kill the player and spawn them on the other side
6:05 AM • 2022-06-23
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Matt is Just Trying His Best @thegrampus.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Whoever decided to promote Coyote vs Acme by letting Wile E do an AMA using only signs deserves all the praise.
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Littleevil0ne @littleevil0ne.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
This one made me laugh so I had to do it
A cat with a tag labeled bug sit on a cardboard box squishing a second cat in the box
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Firr @firr.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I. Uh. What?
A MESSAGE ABOUT THE HONEY MUSTARD CHICKEN WRAP MAN OF S HUDSON ST

Man has been going door-to-door giving out his Honey Mustard Chicken Wraps for free

He won't say Why he's doing it

Or Where he's from

If you try to pay him, He won't accept it

I was suspicious so I had his wraps tested at a lab...

It Turns Out They're Fine.

DONT WORRY: NOTHING BAD IN HIS WRAPS!

We Can Eat Them Without Fear
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 01/09/2026
This pelican is a liar and a charlatan.
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Upside Downie @adownie.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Flu season is almost upon us. Stay safe, folks
An image depicting handshake alternatives and the resulting germ
Transfer reductions:

High Five: 50% less bacteria transferred

Fist Bump: 78% less transferred

Sweep the Leg (martial arts takedown move): 100% less transferred.
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Randall @revuestarlight.net · 27/08/2026
customized my wow server to add ~100 bots to goldshire inn who will never leave and are programmed to argue about the xbox 360 vs ps3 nonstop
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eric van allen @seamoosi.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Star Wars, Zero Company? buddy that's me every friday
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cryptic 🦇 pollinator @magicscience.info · 28/08/2026
good news
ad mockup for new Barilla "One Single Brick-Sized Noodle" (Al Dente Perfection in 38-40 minutes) with image of cooked brick-sized noodle on a plate with sauce and grated parmesan.
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maddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry.com · 26/08/2026
magic cereal is the official snack of peace walker
big boss in a tux pouring mountain dew into a bag of doritos: "i call this *magic cereal*"
paz watches on in disgust
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Matt Henderson @matthen.com · 26/08/2026
To tell if a maze is solvable, just hang it by its corners If it tears into pieces, you’ve found a solution
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Skywind Kitsune @skywindkitsune.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Beetle moses being a national treasure 👍
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Essem :skeeter: @apub.essem.space · 24/08/2026
HAPPY MANJARO CERTIFICATE EXPIRATION DAY ‼️‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥
A screenshot of a browser error page showing that manjaro.org's certificate has expired.
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adamatomic @adamatomic.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
programmer: it turns out the issue was that the glass was correctly set to 0.5f by the designer, but it got stored as 0.499999999f in the XML. Then when it was loaded it was failing both the half empty AND half full checks. I patched it so all cup checks add 0.01f before runtime evals
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
chat is it good for a dictionary to be mad at you
my post: "weekend" comes from an 1860s misspelling of "weakened" as in "i'm weakened and going to take a nap." not many people know this

merriam webster replies with an ellipses
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Summer Reading - Gator Days
Summer Reading - Gator Days

Characters

Gustopher - Alligator Boy

August - Alligator Dad

Mewbert - Pet Cat

Panel 1

Setting - Gustopher's Home.

Gustopher is holding a book that has a picture of a pig on it with a spider on their head. The book is titled Charlie's Website. Gustopher looks determined as he looks at the book.

Gustopher: I need to read an hour a day to finish my assigned reading before school starts. I can do this.

Mewbert stares at Gustopher with mild interest.

Panel 2

Gustopher sits on a large bean bag that has duct tape applied on two spots. Mewbert is stretched out on Gustopher's left side. Gustopher is staring blankly at the book.

Panel 3

Mewbert has now moved behind Gustopher's head. Gustopher has now taken his eyes away from the book and is staring at the ceiling.

Panel 4

Mewbert has moved over the Gustopher's left side and Gustopher calls out to his dad.

Gustopher: DAD! Has it been an hour?

August: It's been three minutes.

Gustopher: THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!
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P(aul) Frazee @pfrazee.com · 20/08/2026
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Chris Kerr @kerrblimey.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Electronic service providers in the US are required to report instances of apparent child abuse when they become aware of them. Here are the number of reports filed by some game corps: Roblox - 65,381 Sony Interactive Entertainment - 9,074 Microsoft (Xbox products) - 1,652 Nintendo of America - 1
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cinnamon🍪 @cinnamonfigures.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Big Wok
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Michael Brough @smestorp.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
last week i started writing a blog post w thoughts about LLMs, didn’t finish yet because i have actual stuff to do today i saw this distantprovince.by/posts/its-ru... by @distantprovince.bsky.social and now i can leave out my Blindsight section because someone got that written already 👍🏽
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It's rude to show AI output to people | Alex Martsinovich
Feeding slop is an act of war
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
welcome to the field of dreams, an homage to a movie revolving around men banned for life from baseball for gambling. brought to you by fanduel
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GalacticSab @galacticsab.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
To The Petrova Line #phm #projecthailmary
digital illustration. Semi-retro style poster of Project Hail Mary.
Grace is in his red EVA suit and is reaching towards tau ceti with the petrova line winding through the drawing, going through his head, and then down again where it merges with his tether. There are several small details, like 3 planets lined up, tau ceti e, erid and earth. There is also the blip A and Hail mary.
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Tom Sennett @tomsennettgames.com · 12/08/2026
Hugely influential game. All your favorite indie platformer game designers played Seiklus and took something away from it. Way ahead of its time in 2003
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Ramin Nasibov @nasibov.me · 12/08/2026
If you missed the solar eclipse, this is what it looked like:
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Ben Hanson @yozetty.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Based on the attract screen, you won't see the name of this 90s arcade game coming...
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Sir Basil @sirbasil.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I don't think there should be a defibrilator on Snowdon. And that's a hill I'm prepared to die on
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Hane @hane.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
we went to a highly recommended pizza restaurant in Formia, Italy. the fact that the menu consisted of gorgeously made Italian pizzas with fresh local ingredients, and then also contained this monstrosity called a "pizza Americana" is S-tier trolling by the Italians
a pizza topped with fries and hot dog slices
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
A good thing to say to your coworkers is "you'll never take me alive" regardless of situation/context
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SaKo @sako.works · 10/08/2026
260809 pico-8-edu.com?c=AHB4YQgPA-... #pico8 #dailycarts
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Lis @thewritegame.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I promise this isn’t Odyssey discourse, but this interview with the projectionist critical to IMAX’s 70mm rollouts is one of the most delightful I’ve read in a hot minute.
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Thank This Retired Projectionist for Those 3 a.m. Odyssey 70-mm. Imax Showings
Running a film in Christopher Nolan’s preferred format is a specialized skill that only a few projectionists left can claim.
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