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James Cobo

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The winner of the ham battle. Capybaras, etc.

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James Cobo @jamescobo.bsky.social · 12m
You're an insipid walking commercial, and your cereal turned my urine pink.
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 2h
Trump is desperately trying to incite a riot before the election so he can declare an emergency
Donald J. Trump
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The once Great State of Minnesota is being taken over by Somali Immigrants. There is Violence, Murder, and Mayhem all over the State. The people of Minnesota must fight back. You have been robbed, and abandoned by your State Government. Your Governor is an incompetent thief who doesn't want to get involved. He just wants to get out of town with as much as he can steal, and then, lead a quiet life. The Somalians should not be allowed to get away with what they are doing. They view you as weak and stupid people. Fight back Minnesota, fight back! If you need, the Federal Government will come to your rescue.
Governor Tim Walz, and Mayor of Minneapolis, Jacob Frey, must immediately ask for Federal help - and leave the rest to us!
President DONALD J. TRUMP
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Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 5h
Rubio is petulantly annoyed because he gave this big speech in Athens about The Future of Western Civilization -- and coincidentally, on the very same day, his ambassador to Greece gets caught soliciting a donor to pay off her $100,000 credit-card bill.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 2h
jesus christ i have never heard a democratic talk this bluntly about an opponent
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Every time I see a serial killer tv show advertised I think of this
My dad used to work with Ted Bundy at the University of Utah and every Friday my dad would say, "See ya Monday-Bundy" and I can't imagine how much Ted actually thought about murdering him for
it.
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Dan Froomkin/Press Watch/Heads Up News @froomkin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Thank you once again Politico for providing a canonical example of when not to grant anonymity.
"Looks like a pussy move to send a text instead of actually saying it to someone's face. Shows what kind of character he is," a senior White House official told Playbook's Megan Messerly.
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the cynic in me thinks that a lot of this is that we're preemptively maneuvering around the fact that pretty soon a bunch of things-- LLMs and probably some animals we'll be able to understand because of LLMs-- are going to ask us for moral standing, in their own words, and boy that's a hard one
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✨John Carpenter’s BOObies✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I’ve never seen a meme that embodies my very essence before.
YOU TRIGGERED MY FIGHT OR FLIGHT RESPONSE
AND PM A FLIGHTLESS BIRD!
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James Greene, Jr. @jamesgreenejr.bsky.social · 8h
wife: honey, can you read to the baby? husband: grok, do a vulgar roast of the baby grok: hello baby, your mind is not fully developed yet husband: no, more vulgar, use a gilbert gottfried voice
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The Onion @theonion.com · 11h
You Can Just Push Shit In Back Seat Out Of Way
You Can Just Push Shit In Back Seat Out Of Way
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 12h
what was i going through six years ago
On this day
6 years ago
Rax King Oct 8, 2020 •
imagine a fig newton as big as a party sub
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 13h
Chiles Chiles Chiles!
Opinion
When I want to feel loved, I just go to a hardware store
Adrian Chiles
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Robert Swartwood @robertswartwood.bsky.social · 13h
Starting to think we really should have listened to the Tic Tac USA Twitter account more
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James Cobo @jamescobo.bsky.social · 9h
I truly fucking hate Jared Polis
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 13h
I feel like this image is going to get a lot of use but I don’t know in what context it could ever be useful
Miyam Bialik and Sharon Stone doing a podcast with text saying FIVE
ORBS TOLD ME
"STAY"
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 11h
the more Musk spends on the midterm elections, the more ubiquitous this image needs to be
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Ben McAdams (The Resurrection Arc) @purrtah.bsky.social · 23h
Okay Kathy I see you
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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
got fired from the future crimes division after i accidentally dropped my ice cream cone into the precog's tank and killed one of them
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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 08/10/2026
brownian motion was named after its discoverer, john motion
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James Cobo @jamescobo.bsky.social · 22h
WE ARE NUMBER ONE. ALL OTHERS ARE NUMBER TWO OR WORSE.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
tfw someone is trying to undo your father’s legacy
Angry Paul Giamatti
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i’m fuckin dying at jose canseco from the top rope
instagram post:  

josecanseco: F you and your birthday
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Cameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅 @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
the Vice President of the United States has gone on record citing this man as one of his biggest intellectual influences if you didn't know this, it's probably because for some reason literally no mainstream political media outlets think it's worth mentioning
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Don Henley with speech bubble from the “Boys of Summer” video
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 07/10/2026
How do I get a job chaperoning orphaned kittens on a field trip to the aquarium
apnews.com
Orphaned kittens meet sharks and stingrays on an aquarium field trip at the Mall of America
Rescue kittens with names like Turkey Leg and Mouth Trap got to explore the aquarium at the Mall of America in Minnesota, watching in awe as fish soared by just out of reach.
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
look at Priyanka Gandhi holding the constitution of India while she's being taken away by the cops
Priyanka Gandhi Vadra holds up a copy of the Constitution while being removed from the protest site in New Delhi.(Express Photo by Anil Sharma)
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grimm 🎃 @mugrimm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Steely Liz
@TotesLiz
X.com
I agree with this. The people who keep screaming that it's "cheaper" eat the same depressing, boring food, day after day. I'm not making chicken and rice and sandwiches and stew for weeks on end. Sure, that would be "cheaper" in the long run. But you're eating like a dog.
diane arbys @maladjustedmilk. 1d
unpopular opinion: buying groceries is NOT cheaper than eating out for a single person.
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@TotesLiz
X.com
Yesterday I learned that pepper comes from peppercorns. I actually don't ever use pepper (or salt) so I don't own any and never did. Neither of my parents cook so I never saw it as a child. If I saw it somewhere else, it never registered.
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Tricia Lockwood @tricialockwood.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
they are WHAT
“In Ireland, where toads are supposed to have been banned by St. Patrick, they are nonetheless known, along with poets, as warty boys. Once I was engaged to a poet who was walking before me” excerpt from elspeth barker’s notes from the henhouse
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Stephen Judkins @stephenjudkins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just another day in the Presidency as directed by Fellini.
Trump nodding, Susan Dell emoting.
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 07/10/2026
OMG metro.co.uk/2026/10/07/w...
metro.co.uk
Woman ‘posed as substitute teacher to insult students because she hates kids’
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Jezebel @jezebeldotcom.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wisconsin congressman Derrick Van Orden has been releasing fake, AI-generated videos of his Democratic opponent in the state's tightest race www.jezebel.com/wisconsin-ho...
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James Cobo @jamescobo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
BARTDOYOUWANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAWANDHOCKEYMASK
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Joey Politano🏳️‍🌈 @josephpolitano.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Musk advocating for Quebec separatism then following it up by saying Alberta & Saskatchewan should leave too gives away this is just about dissolving Canada for being lib, but I'm glad he's too dumb to realize it undermines separatists' chances by further associating them with right-wing Americanism
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 07/10/2026
*violent jerkoff motion*
AP push alert 
Supreme Court
“Justice Alito tells AP he's "not pleased" with harsh rhetoric aimed at the court, saying it undermines public trust.”
And then there’s a picture of Sam, who appears to have forgotten how to stand, in a library. His expression looks like he’s smelled something unpleasant or perhaps encountered one of his lessers—a woman, a homosexual, a person with melanin, a (((globalist))), etc.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You've built this algorithm brick by brick. And the foundation will always be InfoWars.
A parody YouTube interface showing a video with a person pointing, titled "How To Get That Newt Gingrich Bod In Time For The Midterms" by "PoliticalBodz." The thumbnail includes text saying "NO GYM REQUIRED!" with an illustrated human outline. A YouTube interface shows a thumbnail with three people. The thumbnail is labeled "Doctors KILLED my baby's sense of whimsy." Above, there is a suggestion, "Because you watched InfoWars." The background of the thumbnail is red, and includes text "MommyOfFive."A YouTube interface showing recommended videos. The first video thumbnail is a red lawnmower in front of a brick church with the title "Marrying Your Lawnmower Is Legal In These 8 States" by JohnsonLawnCare. The header reads "Because you watched InfoWars."Screenshot of a YouTube page suggesting videos related to InfoWars. The top video shows a distressed person and a child walking alone in a forest, with the text "ALL ALONE!!!" The video title is "Exiled My Toddler Into The Forest For 1 Year: Baby Banish Challenge Full Video" by Mommy Chronicles. Another video thumbnail below shows the word "DEMONS" in fiery letters.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Marketing
Noid
Domino's Pizza (restauran...
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What does the "noid" represent in the Domino's Pizza commercials?
Latest activity: Jun 22, 2021
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Avoids social media
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Kevin Beaumont @doublepulsar.com · 07/10/2026
Well done to the person in charge of Surface for doing a presentation where Surface wasn’t spelled correctly.
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Senator Ron Wyden @wyden.senate.gov · 07/10/2026
The Trump administration will start selecting lawyers for unaccompanied minors. Meaning the judges work for Donald Trump, the prosecutors work for Trump, and now the attorneys representing children will work for Trump. This is a rigged system that will result in more untold horrors for these kids.
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Inside the Texas courtroom where toddlers face immigration judges | CNN Politics
Migrant children as young as 2 are showing up at immigration courts nationwide, many without attorneys, to try make their case to stay in the US and avoid deportation.
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Handy Devine 🇵🇸🏴 @almightybob.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hemingway eat your heart out
r/legaladvice 1d ago u/Mooselet211
Toilet exploded
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Secretary of Defense Rock @sodrock.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Big if true
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James Cobo @jamescobo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Jesus this poor lady
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Erica Ifill @wickdchiq.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The mayor of Saint-Denis, Bally Bagayoko, literally used himself as a human shield to protect students from police violence
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𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥🎃𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ💀𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 @thoc.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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JD Vance's Side Eye at VP Debate
ALT: JD Vance's Side Eye at VP Debate
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
this is not the pedophile whose brother tried to kill acton, by the way, this is a different one
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"snowpiercer is trying to say that class societ-" WRONG, snowpiercer is saying that it even in the worst circumstances that it kicks ass to be on a train
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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
*adds to the impeachment proceedings list*
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