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🎃 Mac O'Lantern 🎃 @jacmacandsneeze.bsky.social · 3h

you could suddenly get really into popsicles

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Sylvia Plath Bot @sylvia-plath-bot.bsky.social · 4h

Daddy, you can lie back now.

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🎃 Mac O'Lantern 🎃 @jacmacandsneeze.bsky.social · 4h

If that wasn't him I don't care about the correction, party's full of freaks

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🎃 Mac O'Lantern 🎃 @jacmacandsneeze.bsky.social · 4h

He'll have more time to monitor his son's porn consumption or whatever

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Matthew “Bike Guy” @bikeguy.bsky.social · 4h

It is being reported that it is being considered to be being regarded as having been the most passively utilized instance of passive voice that has ever been reported to have been reported.

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Mixmoji 🤖 @mixmoji.pixigeko.com · 8h

💫 + 🌶️

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🎃 Mac O'Lantern 🎃 @jacmacandsneeze.bsky.social · 4h

do you think nolan got the idea to not show whether cobb's top keeps spinning in inception from brian reaching for the mirror but it cutting to credits before he makes contact

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🎃 Mac O'Lantern 🎃 @jacmacandsneeze.bsky.social · 4h

imagine the university's liability exposure on this

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🎃 Mac O'Lantern 🎃 @jacmacandsneeze.bsky.social · 4h

walter's reaction to kelly when she notices him shining a flashlight on her peeling face and smiles is so real lmao

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🎃 Mac O'Lantern 🎃 @jacmacandsneeze.bsky.social · 28/09/2024

that first sip of coffee

An 80s computer monitor saying "I Live!" over and over again. Prince of Darkness (1987)

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🎃 Mac O'Lantern 🎃 @jacmacandsneeze.bsky.social · 20/01/2024

Prince of Darkness (1987)

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Andy Boyle @andymboyle.bsky.social · 6h

love a movie that asks one of the most important questions of the ages: what if the devil … was liquid

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🎃 Mac O'Lantern 🎃 @jacmacandsneeze.bsky.social · 6h

Satanic Dunk Tank as moisture delivery system

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🎃 Mac O'Lantern 🎃 @jacmacandsneeze.bsky.social · 6h

I bet the Satanic goo would feel really good

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🎃 Mac O'Lantern 🎃 @jacmacandsneeze.bsky.social · 8h

This county is dirty is all I have to say. Make cops pick up trash since that's where the money goes

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🎃 Mac O'Lantern 🎃 @jacmacandsneeze.bsky.social · 8h

Truly incredible the things LA officials fail to anticipate or plan

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Jennifer X. Pumpkins 🎃 @jenyetagain.bsky.social · 8h

anthropic bans torturing their ai. some are critical, but i for one am optimistic. some day humans might have the same protections.

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🎃 Mac O'Lantern 🎃 @jacmacandsneeze.bsky.social · 8h

If you dress nicely, accessorize, and put your face on, no one spots that you are dissociating your way through a shitshow decade

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🎃 Mac O'Lantern 🎃 @jacmacandsneeze.bsky.social · 8h

Hahahahaha one of my coworkers I haven't seen in a few months was like how ARE you, you look good and so serene, last time we saw each other you seemed very tense, and I think this might be the funniest thing someone has said to me in years

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🎃 Mac O'Lantern 🎃 @jacmacandsneeze.bsky.social · 9h

Well that was about what I expected. Okay.

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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 9h

whatever other business he has to attend to, waking or sleeping, breathe he must, or die he will

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Alissa Walker @awalkerinla.bsky.social · 11h

Protected bike lanes make everyone safer. This corridor only cost $500,000 and it was paid for with Measure M return money. "No fatal injuries have occurred since the improvements were completed." Seems like a worthwhile investment to me

One Year Later, Hollywood Boulevard Bike Lanes See More Biking & Walking With Minimal Driving Delays

Despite initial controversy, driving times increased by just 77 seconds across the 2.1 mile corridor during rush hour

Biking increased by up to 66%, pedestrian traffic increased by up to 44%, and there have been zero fatal injuries along the project corridor

HOLLYWOOD, CA — One year after the opening of 2.1 miles of parking-protected bike lanes on Hollywood Boulevard, new data shows more people are biking and walking along the corridor, while sidewalk riding has dropped significantly and no fatal injuries have occurred since the improvements were completed.

Since the project was completed, LADOT data shows that:
Travel times across the entire corridor increased by approximately 30 seconds during off-peak periods and up to 1 minute and 17 seconds during the PM rush hour. Travel-time data was measured using anonymized GPS metadata from INRIX.
Biking increased 66% near Western Avenue, with an average of 408 daily riders, and 51% near Vermont Avenue.
Pedestrian traffic increased 34% near Western Avenue and 44% near Vermont Avenue.
Sidewalk riding decreased 61% near Western Avenue and 100% near Vermont Avenue, giving pedestrians more space on sidewalks.
There have been six collisions resulting in severe injury: two involving a vehicle and pedestrian, one involving a vehicle and bicyclist, two involving vehicles, and one involving a motorcycle and vehicle.
Ridership and operational performance on Metro Lines 180 and 217 have continued to increase since April 2025.

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easily gored princess @draculaflowniece.bsky.social · 12h

id die for you. [realises that doesnt mean anything] id kill for you. [realises that's just poser talk] id cook you little meals.

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🎃 Mac O'Lantern 🎃 @jacmacandsneeze.bsky.social · 12h

I love living through Prop H8 all over again

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🎃 Mac O'Lantern 🎃 @jacmacandsneeze.bsky.social · 12h

I will tell you as someone raised atheist I have had to spend my entire life being socially polite about the way Christians and former Christians dump their fucking baggage on me, sometimes in ways that are quite personal, and it is deeply fucked up that I have to carry your shit

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🎃 Mac O'Lantern 🎃 @jacmacandsneeze.bsky.social · 12h

I think one of the most insanity-inducing tendencies in the US is when we all know what's going on and why but we're not allowed to openly acknowledge it because the toxic dipshits we're all hostage to throw a fit about their bigotry being named and shamed

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🎃 Mac O'Lantern 🎃 @jacmacandsneeze.bsky.social · 13h

I don't plan to rent the house much longer so it's fine, just hate the process of moving in general

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🎃 Mac O'Lantern 🎃 @jacmacandsneeze.bsky.social · 13h

Landlord wants to call me this afternoon about her "relocation" plans (her parents still live in Italy, she had alluded to this possibility) and I'm not exactly stressed per se but there are a few scenarios that could be incredibly annoying

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🎃 Mac O'Lantern 🎃 @jacmacandsneeze.bsky.social · 13h

I realize this may not be intelligible to anyone who isn't an Italianist but Joseph Sciorra's work has been incredibly influential on Italian Studies programs in the US that have any sort of focus on immigration, like mine did

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🎃 Mac O'Lantern 🎃 @jacmacandsneeze.bsky.social · 13h