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Always remember the 20/20/20 rule. After 20 minutes of screen time, look at something 20 feet away, then spend 20 years in the forest. -anon

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HELL Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 9h
Omg this judge is FURIOUS about the 500 trees they chopped down. I have never ever heard a judge scream like this.
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 12h
There is no known portrait of Columbus that was composed during his lifetime; everything that has come down to us is posthumous. So there’s no way to know whether he looked like Nurse Ratched clutching a sil-pat baking sheet in a short sleeved housecoat or not.
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Michael McDonald @electproject.bsky.social · 12h
It is hilarious how a fake Talarico story promoted by the prediction markets revealed how much garbage information prediction markets provide
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Eric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 23h
They received criticism for prioritizing acquisition of Dehorse
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Kathleen E. Kennedy @themedievaldrk.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Many people like to laugh at medieval illuminations of stag-snails, oh those funny medieval artists making up anim...
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 26/09/2026
It's really comin down out there (civilization)
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 10/10/2026
I assume @hankgreen.bsky.social conceived and wrote this video completely independently from my post but the timing is nonetheless suspicious 🤨 (It’s good, you should watch it)
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The Productivity Lie
YouTube video by vlogbrothers
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Was neat to have a video of a good-sounding band at a cool-looking show pop up in my feed. That’s all!
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Cone flower @j-hoffy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Susan Dell is Natalie Harp's Dorian Grey portrait
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
the year is 2030 and i no longer consume anything that isn't personalized to me. every game, every book, every movie extends to the limits of my own imagination and no further. i haven't been surprised in five years. i cry softly, in bewilderment, if i see a word i don't know
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Wm McKenna @wmmckenna.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“There are no American kids willing to install roofs in Central Texas,” said one roofing contractor. “Tough immigration reform & not enough Americans to fill the void,” said another. “A lot of these people have been deported," said a Florida roofer. newjerseymonitor.com/2026/10/08/r...
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Aging workforce, immigration crackdown are depleting skilled workers • New Jersey Monitor
A perfect storm of harsh immigration enforcement, aging journeymen and a building boom for data centers is wreaking havoc on the nation’s supply of skilled trade workers. Automakers and construction c...
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Gawt DAMN
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CNN @cnn.com · 07/10/2026
Danish artist Jens Galschiøt unveiled a sculpture depicting a naked US President Donald Trump surrounded by golf equipment. It was unveiled on the grounds of the European Parliament building in Strasbourg.
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PGA Tour Offseason Insider Meghan McCain @hotsprotstakes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The last time I saw this many Yankee errors General Ambrose Burnside delayed his river crossing while waiting for pontoon bridges, allowing Confederates to fortify. He then ordered suicidal frontal charges against entrenched positions, resulting in over 12,000 Union casualties.
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Mr. Dan Zak @mrdanzak.com · 04/10/2026
A Haitian man legally immigrated to Ohio, then was given an ankle monitor bc Trump withdrew his status. He threw himself in front of truck. The trucker, who voted for Trump, is haunted. “Pierre was doing what he was supposed to do. We did not do right by him.” www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
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A Reckoning in Springfield
A truck driver out on his route confronts what the country has become.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 04/10/2026
"jackson chourio was in middle school when covid started. jackson chourio was born into a post-Vine world. jackson chourio is actually the baby from the end of 2001: a space odyssey" -what my timeline is going to be like this whole postseason if the brewers make a deep run
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Curt Hogg @cyrthogg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Jackson Chourio is now the Brewers all-time postseason home run leader. He is 22 years old.
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Jjinandtonic @jjinandtonic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I can’t believe we’re back to medieval level conflicts like “local merchant princes attempt to bribe theologians and the Pope’s advisors so the Pope will issue a favorable proclaimation”
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Cone flower @j-hoffy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This brings me joy
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Elizabeth Spiers @espiers.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is why I get pissed off when anyone accuses me of being an elitist when I say young people should go to college if they can. I say that because my dad was a local lineman and contractor who did heavy physical labor for years and has had chronic back pain since his early 30s
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@JFriedhoff

me at 13: wow i can't wait til we have immersive computers everywhere like star trek
me at 30: wow i can't wait until we destroy all computers like in dune
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If you think that you should not say bad things about power people, you are not a journalist. You are a corporate public relations agent.
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Cone flower @j-hoffy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Love my boy, #nationalblackdogday
A black lab mix standing behind a mushroom with the happiest look on his face and his tongue out. He stands among a bunch of mulch woods in Greenbelt national ForestA black dog, smiling, with his tongue out, eyes squinting as he lays in a muddy pond of waterI close-up of a dog smiling sitting on a patio. He is sitting near the railing, looking out into a beautiful yard.
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Cone flower @j-hoffy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
wooooo weeeeee
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 30/09/2026
When Third Way says that Dems should hold off their anti-trans strategies, you know things are changing. The organization tends to be more centrist, and they are noticing the same thing the far-right is... the Republican anti-trans campaign cycle is NOT working this year.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
It's funny that you can immediately have a customer base just by pandering to contrarians. You can sell asbestos candy if you say the government has been lying to you about asbestos
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Drew Creasman @drewcreasman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m tired or pretending like they aren’t stupid I’m tired of the politics where they can call us demons who hate America, communists, and the enemy within… But we can’t call them stupid They’re stupid They don’t know how anything works or what anything is. And worse yet, they fear intelligence
Katie Britt being stupid
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The 51st @51st.news · 27/09/2026
Last week, @stephaniejudy.bsky.social survived an overnight journey of ambient music — and the soul — at Rhizome. Her full report from Drone All Night:
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I went to a twelve-hour drone concert and all I got was removed from time and space
Our reporter survives an overnight journey of ambient music — and the soul — at Rhizome.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social
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Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Every legal story now is either Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach or In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
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Meredith Rose (from the grave) 👻 @mrose.ink · 29/09/2026
So, fun fact: ever since 1994, and Newt Gingrich's "Contract with America" campaign stunt, Congress has had a SERIOUS problem with subject-matter expertise and institutional memory. It's why Congress has such a deep and complicated relationship with lobbyists. 1/
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Maja Öberg @majaoeberg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Did I make a karaoke version of Wakkos America based on their sing-along video and the instrumental version of the song so I can sing it at queer karaoke? Yes. Yes I did.
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Ian M. Mackay, PhD (he/him) 🦠🤧🧬📑🦟🧀 @mackayim.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I dare say it does little for adult learning as well!
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 28/09/2026
this is legitimately very funny
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Mondo Mascots @mondomascots.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Anus mascot at the Brazilian Congress of Coloproctology (CBCP 2026)
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Rico Charges @nochorus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Years ago, I did a search for books signed by arch hepcat James Ellroy because I realised the inscriptions would be nuts. Here they are. (Reheating this from Twitter as it's been 18 months or so since I've really posted/scrolled on there, I'll probably delete it soon and want these to live on.)
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Seth Masket @smotus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Interviewing the inventor of napalm about his hats
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
cowcore
I done told ya varmints already!
I ain’t a damn cowboy! I’m
cowcore! It uses the themes of
cowboy in a modern context, ya
puckered buzzards!
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The Bi of Hormuz @joshstein.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Bootsy Collins. Lots of names come to mind. Mingus, Jaco, Thundercat, Les Claypool. Bootsy is the coolest. He's the One. youtu.be/vmPq9PfzkvQ?...
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Bootsy Collins explains the concept of the "the One"
YouTube video by ROGUE SPECIES
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You should have to smell the dead when you disinter them.
A chat request from a late friend
I recognize the pain of thinking if I could only talk to them one more time. It is among the more familiar human laments. But that's just the thing it is a human problem to be endured not a technological problem to be sold. Our capacity for loss – in fact the necessity of losing and having lost – is what makes us who we are. Individually and collectively. There is no workaround. There will be no workaround. And every step toward preventing that or perverting that is an affront to our humanity. Why not just taxidermy nana and prop her up at the Texas Chainsaw Massacre dinner table? At least there's something real and tangible about that. Undeniable in its sacrilege. You should have to smell the dead when you disinter them.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 23/09/2026
“the english are a mongrel people (laudatory)”
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The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 23/09/2026
Exclusive: In the weeks leading up to his resignation last year, the first architect on the White House ballroom clashed with President Trump over design features that the architect believed violated building safety codes. “I am the code,” Trump said.
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‘I am the code’: Trump clashed with ballroom architect over safety issues
James McCrery II resigned in October after warning that the president was insisting on designs that violated fire and safety codes.
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Nice world you’ve got here. Be a shame if it was completely ruined by evil ghouls beyond your control
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This story and the story of the Collins corruption allegations broke the same day, and in one instance the administration is alleging fraud to remove access to healthcare, and in the other they are stopping anti-corruption investigations of political allies.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 21/09/2026
"transplant discourse" always comes across as profoundly weird to me, someone who does not feel like i am "from" anywhere. but it's also not a big deal because i think this resolves itself pretty much instantly when people talk about their actual experiences with one another rather than generalizing
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Katie Hodges-Kluck, PhD @klhkhistorian.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
**Lights Out Alert Sunday & Monday Nights** Birdcast is estimating 300-400 million birds will be in flight.
From meteorologist Eric Snitil

**Lights Out Alert Sunday & Monday Nights**

"Heads up birders, I would not be surprised if the biggest bird migration night of the year happens over the next 2 nights. Birdcast is estimating 300-400 million birds will be in flight. That is a lot, but the pattern could not be better for migratory birds. A massive area of high pressure will turn the low level winds from the northeast to the southwest across most of the US. The last time we had anything similar to this in the fall was early October last year when a record 1.25 billion birds were in flight. I doubt we get to that level, but I suspect the number will top 500 million especially Monday night which looks to be the bigger of the two nights. You can help by turning off those outdoor lights on big migration nights, and the next 2 nights is about as big as it gets."
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❀°。Der Siebenschläfer *.゚✿ ⋆ @sababausa.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Only on the counsel of his military advisors, of course bsky.app/profile/saba...
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❀°。Der Siebenschläfer *.゚✿ ⋆ @sababausa.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
“The military has counseled me that it’s ESSENTIAL to have a 250-foot-tall watch tower hidden in a tourist attraction in the middle of an empty highway traffic circle in an unpopulated area on the edge of the District next to a military cemetery“
Simpsons meme, featuring Carl, with a nonplussed expression, speaking to Homer Simpson: "That never, uh, happened, did it, Homer?"

(In the scene, Carl is seen seated adjacent to Lenny in the workplace cafeteria, with each of them with a lunch tray on a table.)
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Cone flower @j-hoffy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Even the monkey paw cannot save him now... this might even be the culmination of the monkey paw.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 18/09/2026
this whole thing is madness inducing but the middle paragraph here is the one that made me say "oh we're FUUUUUCKED fucked" out loud
Hill was willing to speak bluntly and on the record. But not every scientist I contacted felt able to do that. I called one Florida scientist who studies sea level rise to fact-check some of the agents' comments, but before we got very far, they asked not to be named. They explained that their current research depends on cooperation from county and municipal governments, which means they have to "tread very carefully" when speaking about real estate development in the
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That made sense to Hill. "If we get in the way of developers, their attorneys can go after us through our universities," she said. "It's not uncommonẠỊi
For the most part, she said, silence about climate risk in housing is incentivized. Because if climate risk tanks a property's value, she said,
"everyone's going to be pressuring everyone else not to talk about it."
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