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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
hey guys, your favorite manosphere podcaster here and for todays episode we’re gonna spend 2 hours looking at pics of dudes and breaking down how masculine they are, but first we answer the age old question: how gay is it to buy flowers for a woman youre in a committed relationship with?
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
If anyone in or nearby Allen County, IN loves cats, this sweetie is named Dragon, has FeLV, and risks being euthanized. He’s currently living in a garage with no AC which isn’t sustainable as temperatures rise. He needs a foster or no-kill shelter spot stat: www.reddit.com/r/cats/s/Hrr...
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From the cats community on Reddit: Dragon desperately needs a home. I am getting so worried.
Explore this post and more from the cats community
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Paul R. Panossian @paulrpanossian.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Ecstatic to announce my latest cryptid horror will join the great body of work featured on @justkeepupmagazine.bsky.social!
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Lucy Liu Futurama hologram 

IT'S AMAZING THE WAY YOUR BASED SON
I ROBOTIC VOICE I
*ORDERS TWO THINGS*
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scotian @scotian.bsky.social · 18/11/2023
oh baby
Vince McMahon reaction meme

Panel 1 text: Markwayne Mullin
Panel 2 text: reportedly fingered
Panel 3 text: nostrils of colleagues and their spouses
Panel 4 (laser eyes) text: during visit to Israel
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Paul R. Panossian @paulrpanossian.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Purchased Ronald Gill's "13 Forgotten Mind Control Secrets" on a whim from a thrift store and was unexpectedly delighted by the insightful clarity for what was clearly one man's self-published passion project. Would recommend for anyone seeking to dabble in the art of manipulation, for good or evil
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metastellar.bsky.social @metastellar.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
The Cutest Thing in the World Two sweet young women renting an apartment are not what they seem. Irving, an overworked maintenance tech gets sucked into one of those jobs that never seems to end...
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The Cutest Thing in the World
Two sweet young women renting an apartment are not what they seem. Irving, an overworked maintenance tech gets sucked into one of those jobs that never seems to end...
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Paul R. Panossian @paulrpanossian.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Ecstatic to announce that my short story, "The Cutest Thing in the World," will join the renowned @metastellar.bsky.social's collection of speculative fiction
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
I tried to whistle over a stray cat in my neighborhood and a woman walked by, who I worried thought I whistled at her. So I said “im whistling at the cat” but when I looked back down at it I realized it was just an old fast food bag
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Look I know I don’t know shit about pokemon but Eevee is clearly a dog but some of the things eevees turn into are clearly cats and I don’t think that’s ok
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Paul R. Panossian @paulrpanossian.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Thoroughly enjoyed @nadiabulkin.bsky.social's "She Said Destroy" - efficient, merciless, and savagely alive, Bulkin's anthology dishes out short spec horror whose shadows will linger. Looking forward to picking up "Issues with Authority"
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
This is the biggest, toughest article I’ve done about so-called “AI psychosis.” It’s the story of a man who committed a horrific crime in his youth but served his time and against all odds found love and a new life—one that completely unraveled after he started talking to Google’s Gemini chatbot.
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He Grew Obsessed With an AI Chatbot. Then He Vanished in the Ozarks
Jon Ganz committed a terrible crime in his youth, but he survived prison, fell in love, and started over. His new life unraveled in a way nobody could have predicted.
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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 24/09/2025
i bet moments before, the shooter graffiti'd BLACKS RULE
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
brb using a sharpie to write “I Love Tylenol” on a bullet so the government has an open and shut case
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Canada and the UK formally "recognizing" the state of Palestine with massive terms and conditions that gives them no self determination is going to be the strongest example of the dangers of centrist attempts at appeasing everyone while appeasing no one; leading to the far right taking over
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
if charlie kirk didn't get shot the right wing would be equally and as consequentially as mad about a tv commercial or restaurant logo or something else, they're gonna do what they're gonna do regardless
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Paul R. Panossian @paulrpanossian.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Had the pleasure of picking up @lairdbarron.bsky.social's Imago Sequence on my honeymoon, and the stories therein made our romantic excursion that much more exquisite. Barron has perfected the sauce of contemporary cosmic horror!
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Paul R. Panossian @paulrpanossian.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
I'm elated to announce that my brilliant editor/fiancée is now my loving editor/wife! 🖤
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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 01/08/2025
I kinda think the way people use ChatGPT is sort of aspirational because it seems to emulate the way rich people have sycophants lying to them all the time until they lose touch with reality and also their entire minds
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onion person @junlper.beer · 02/08/2025
the problem with letting democrats backslide their support of trans rights whether it be trans in sports or using bathrooms is we’ve seen “compromise” in the UK labor party. they gave into “reasonable” TERF demands and it destroyed the labor party and all rights for trans people
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
they don't want pussy. they want to endlessly critique pussy
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Octopus/Caveman @octopuscaveman.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Happy beans day to those who celebrate
Bill Fosters Facebook post to Bush’s Beans on July 23 saying he’s thinking about thos beans
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ceej @ceej.online · 04/07/2025
the only “grey lady” I respect is the spirit who sobs in the corner of my bedroom from 2-3am each night
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
NYC friends: this poor dog was almost on his freedom ride out of the pound when his foster didn't show up on him. He's now in danger of being put down. Do you have space in your home and heart to adopt him? ❤️ Also, lots of animals at this NYC shelter who need a home. nycacc.app#/browse/225834
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A hot dog hollers @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
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a bald man in a blue shirt and red bow tie is saying it is happening again
ALT: a bald man in a blue shirt and red bow tie is saying it is happening again
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Conor Smith @conorsmith.ie · 11/06/2025
When all you've got is a hammer, everything looks like E.T. I can tell you that much
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
do US liberals go into hibernation during democrat administrations or something. the ferguson protests happened under obama & last year under biden we saw police attacking student gaza protestors all the time
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
elon and trump are meeting outside uniqlo on sunday 5pm. 3251 20th Ave, San Francisco, CA, 94132
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
The Eddie Guerrero custody of Dominick ladder match but it’s about Catturd
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Kaitlin Is Just Getting Started @gothamgirlblue.com · 05/06/2025
Understanding this post means you must touch grass immediately
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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/06/2025
Please Like Me
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Please Like Me
It can be strange, sometimes, to be me. I’m the wealthiest man on the planet, for starters. Leaders across America, and indeed the world, look to me as a visionary driving technological progress in ar...
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Starting a PAC called Fourth Way that just does the opposite of these people.
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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Sir I have been loyal and putting in my 12-15 hours at the dick sucking factory, yet lately I receive only a pint of cum?
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A hot dog hollers @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Wow. I hope you guys are happy. I hope you guys are proud of yourselves!
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Boulevard of Broken Memes @olizardo.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
It begins
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Adopt Bot @adoptbot.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Introducing a special friend in need of a loving home: A Totino's Pizza Roll, located in Philadelphia, PA. Learn more: www.petfinder.com/cat/a-totino-and-…
A Totino's Pizza Roll is a Domestic Short Hair mix cat, available for adoption in Philadelphia, PA.A Totino's Pizza Roll is a Domestic Short Hair mix cat, available for adoption in Philadelphia, PA.A Totino's Pizza Roll is a Domestic Short Hair mix cat, available for adoption in Philadelphia, PA.
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Al Jazeera English @aljazeera.com · 10/04/2025
US President Donald Trump’s sudden 90-day tariff pause which caused stock index gains has prompted concerns about insider trading. So what happened, and could the market whiplash have benefitted investors who listened to Trump? aje.io/5rzj27
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
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Paul R. Panossian @paulrpanossian.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Microfiction #3: Over the possum's skull, bees sip nectar out of buttercups, because nothing's ever really over.
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Iron Chef Bot @ironchefbot.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Frame #23000 from S04 -E26 - Battle Yam-628222
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Keith @mosheroperandi.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
I have never wanted to put so many people in The Contraption in my life.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 25/03/2025
i’m losing it
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singletrack @singletrack.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Left out guy at the party meme with caption “They don’t know I’m the editor-in-chief of The Atlantic.”
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
ok man i’ll try and find some answers
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I Take Zyns not Dramamine @chriskittens.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Time to get ready for school, Soundtrack Album for Pokemon the First Movie!
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