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I Take Zyns not Dramamine

@chriskittens.bsky.social
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I Take Zyns not Dramamine @chriskittens.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Dan Bongino furiously shaking an old monkey's paw curled into a fist "Not like this! Not like this!" He screams, his career fades away in front of his eyes "One of my eyes also saw that" Says Kash Patel, who was in the same hallway
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I Take Zyns not Dramamine @chriskittens.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
I need a job that doesn't make me throw up from stress at the end of the day
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I Take Zyns not Dramamine @chriskittens.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
the Lion King of Blowjobs
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I Take Zyns not Dramamine @chriskittens.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Growing up in rock age we no hear about man die of normal tooth tiger attacks
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Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Desire Apes Connecticut, Vital Records, Prior to 1850
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I Take Zyns not Dramamine @chriskittens.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Good to see that when actual freedoms get limited by the federal government and supreme Court that every libertarian guy is just sitting at home clapping like a seal for more
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I Take Zyns not Dramamine @chriskittens.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Jeff Dunham's specials are hilarious unintentionally because they document him getting married and having kids, hating his wife and kids, and then losing his wife and kids
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Wickets Giroux @rigamarock.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
first they came for the trans people, and we chucked their asses overboard then they came for the immigrants, and we deported em then they came for the women, and we said we don’t need em. haven’t read any further in the text i’m referencing but i assume everything is fine
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I Take Zyns not Dramamine @chriskittens.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
The pervasive careers of sex offenders in the Democratic Party sure isn't helping to dispel the qanon conspiracy theories about the party being run by a pedophile cabal. It probably looks more likely to them, as they watch Clinton and Cuomo's smug display in New York.
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
seeing a lot of advice aimed at the democrats (spend your wealth helping people instead of on podcasts & loser consultants) that is very good in some contexts (helping people & winning elections) but very bad in another (it is aimed at the democrats, who do not want to do that)
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller May 21,1952
NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER 

PROGAM ON TELEVISION -
RUBBER
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HO-HUM- - - I'M
GETTING SLEEPY

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NANCY DREAMS THAT SHE IS LIKE THE RUBBER MAN SHE SAW ON TELEVISION,
SHE STRETCHES HER NECK AND ARM SO SHE CAN GET THE JAR OF JAM ON THE TOP OF THE CABINET
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Your pissed off grandma @anomaly100.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
The man with the nuclear codes walked into a wall. 😬
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onion person @junlper.beer · 13/05/2025
the democratic party got a single gen z representative with david hogg and he started actually representing the resentment young generations have to old and weak democratic leadership and canned him. pathetic. this party will genuinely never change and keep losing to republicans. bleak
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Ben Johnson 🏺👻 @gamedesignerben.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
King Henry VIII with a downward speech bubble, as if he was saying the quoted skeet.
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I Take Zyns not Dramamine @chriskittens.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
The H3 Ethan and Hasan 'debate' is so bad. Ethan's understanding of language and substantive topical knowledge are both so weak that he's just flailing the entire time in the most unhinged ways possible. His producer should have mercy killed this stream before it went on for almost five damn hours.
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I Take Zyns not Dramamine @chriskittens.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Burning off my fingerprints because I'm on the autism registry and want to paint Warhammer without being traced
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I Take Zyns not Dramamine @chriskittens.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Hey RFK, if you want to help people with autism then buy me some weed.
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James Fallows @jfallows.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Almost every line of this story would have been simply unbelievable a few months ago: —Pioneering cancer researcher; —*Arrested* at airport in Boston; —Now indefinite ICE detention in Louisiana; —"Crime": not declaring some frog-embryo samples for research. Read it. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
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New images could change cancer diagnostics, but ICE detained the Harvard scientist who analyzes them
Without scientist Kseniia Petrova’s expertise, no one can fully unlock the data’s potential, putting crucial advancements in early cancer detection at risk.
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I Take Zyns not Dramamine @chriskittens.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
petition to be able to make jokes on Bluesky without combative liberals asking for citations lmao
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/04/2025
Historians: Quibbling Over Exact Definition Of Concentration Camp Sign Of Healthy Society
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Historians: Quibbling Over Exact Definition Of Concentration Camp Sign Of Healthy Society
NEW HAVEN, CT—Calling such concern for linguistic precision a clear indicator of a thriving country, a panel of historians from Yale University issued a statement Thursday announcing that quibbling ov...
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 15/04/2025
TESLA DEATH CROSS TESLA DEATH CROSS TESLA DEATH CROSS TESLA DEATH CROSS TESLA DEATH CROSS TESLA DEATH CROSS TESLA DEATH CROSS TESLA DEATH CROSS TESLA DEATH CROSS TESLA DEATH CROSS TESLA DEATH CROSS TESLA DEATH CROSS TESLA DEATH CROSS TESLA DEATH CROSS www.businessinsider.com/death-cross-...
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Tesla's struggling stock just saw a dreaded 'death cross' that could signal further losses
It's Tesla's first death cross since May 2022, the early days of a brutal bear market sell-off.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Oh my god you want me to find "evidence" before putting someone in jail? Every time?? Do you have any idea how long that would take
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I Take Zyns not Dramamine @chriskittens.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
So nourishing the water of McCheese.
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I Take Zyns not Dramamine @chriskittens.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Mayor McCheese Water so divine tonight
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Secular Talk @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
The idea that there’s a loophole for due process if they just ship you to a slave labor gulag immediately is so offensively stupid that it’s hard to wrap your mind around.
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T-Paine @t-paine.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
calling trump “orange”? kinda cringe but whatever calling it “orange monday” thereby forcing future generations of economists to explain why its called that? absolutely hilarious
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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
75%
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
A nude man says "I love having everyone's money in my ass." Another guy says "hey man, I don't trust your ass anymore, so I'm withdrawing all my cash." A bunch of other guys agree and says "so am I" in unison. A bunch of hands start grabbing at the first man's asshole. The first man says "oh God, i't s a run on my ass!"
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
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@hermit_hwarang
american *sees something american happening americanly in america*: what are we a bunch of ASIANS?!?!???
4:26 PM • 6/14/21 • Twitter Web App
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
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I Take Zyns not Dramamine @chriskittens.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
apnews.com/article/stoc... I don't know anything about the economy, is this good?
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Dow drops 1,400 as US stocks lead worldwide sell-off after Trump's tariffs cause a COVID-like shock
Financial markets around the world are reeling following President Donald Trump’s latest and most severe set of tariffs, and the U.S. stock market is taking the worst of it so far.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
I'm watching CNBC. These anchors are so angry. They really didn't believe he'd do it. They're actually just now, 10 years into this shit, realizing he's a maniac hellbent on revenge and there's no grand plan for the markets. Better late than never but holy shit.
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I Take Zyns not Dramamine @chriskittens.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Thank you Donald Trump, for liberating me from my retirement savings!
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
this shit sucks so much, most of us have lived through at least 3 other recessions now im just so sick of this shit they just keep stealing our future from us
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I Take Zyns not Dramamine @chriskittens.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
It has never been so profitable to smuggle cigarettes in a pontoon boat across the Gulf of America Stocks are way up
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Looks like the logo for “Frasier” lol
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I Take Zyns not Dramamine @chriskittens.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
This is like if the guy from Kung Pow who was trained wrong as a joke somehow became the head martial arts instructor
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I Take Zyns not Dramamine @chriskittens.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Nintendo Switch 2 prices have me ready to Switch 2 emulation 💅
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I Take Zyns not Dramamine @chriskittens.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
I feel like I would be more productive if my psychiatrist cut the crap and gave me some medicinal meth I want the stuff they were giving Kennedy
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Matthew Downhour @matthewdownhour.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Erstwhile 'Libertarians' explaining why they don't care about sentencing random Venezuelans to hard labor without a trial anymore
Tim Robinson ITYSL "They're not like, real people, kinda."
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I Take Zyns not Dramamine @chriskittens.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
when they put cats under anesthesia they pull their tongues out of their mouth bc it's an easy way to tell if they're getting enough oxygen it is also very cute bc when they wake up they pull their tongue back into their mouth and start bobbing their heads and it looks like theyre watching tennis
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I Take Zyns not Dramamine @chriskittens.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
The United States is just a result of focusing all of our Civ science points on Robocop, Bombs, Oil, and Opiates now we are in that future ten turns later and things are getting fucked up and weird shout-out to Sid Meier I love you man Can you make another pirate game do Spore again <3 we be fren
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I Take Zyns not Dramamine @chriskittens.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
RFK Jr IS wrong. His rhetoric is going to cause children to die because he's telling many young parents, many first time parents, that their children are better dead than autistic. It's just eugenics. You are telling parents that if their children are like me, they aren't worth raising.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 26/03/2025
i'm just gonna take the day to lib out. sear some tofu for lunch, dig the obama '08 hat out of the closet, and chromecast some sorkin up on the tube
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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
We’re past a constitutional crisis. We’re well into constitutional collapse.
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