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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Ass, gas, or grass. Can I have some?

Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

And if these numbers weren’t horrifying enough, Israel slaughtering 75,000 Gazans would be the proportional equivalent to about 12,375,000 Americans being murdered 😢

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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

They should reboot the West Wing but with a Trump character as President. One episode could be “the president wants the Vienna Boys Choir to perform at the Kennedy center re-naming ceremony.” Then half the staff try to find a boys choir while the other half try to undermine the operation.

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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

What if it happened on Election Day?

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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

(Slapping the clitoral hood): You can fit so much female pleasure in this bad boy

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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

It’s time for Some targeted harassment

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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

If you tank a lethal injection you should be free to go

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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Orchestration layer sucked me off

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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

When I say we desperately need a Democratic doctor in the US Senate I mean it.

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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Everything is smaller and more intimate outside of Texas

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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Perfect night to fuck in a cemetery

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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

She wanted Tom Selleck. Sorry baby, best I can do is John Stossel

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I thought this was just beautiful. Kurt Vonnegut takes a walk to mail a letter:

She calls out, “Where are you going?” And I say, “I am going out to get an envelope.” And she says, “Well, you’re not a poor man. Why don’t you buy a thousand envelopes? They’ll deliver them, and you can put them in a closet.” And I say, “Hush.”

I go next to the postal convenience center down the block at the corner of 47th Street and Second Avenue. The woman behind the counter says, “Thirty-nine cents for a stamp.” I say, “I only brought thirty-seven. When did that change?” She looked at me a long time. “Thirty-seven isn’t enough.” “Well that oughta be enough for one envelope,” I said. The line was getting longer.

The lady moved her hand into her coat. I knew this routine. I backflipped behind the man behind me in line, wrapping my elbow around his throat as I landed. By the time the stamp seller had unloaded her clip, I had full cover. The gentleman’s body dropped to the floor, six holes smoking. The package he was carrying fell to the floor with a heavy clunk. Whatever was in there, it would do.

I rolled my foot over the cardboard and did a “flick up” as they call it in soccer. I bounced the package once or twice on the back of my foot as the mail lady reloaded, then I launched it high and spun 360 to deliver my patented “Rising Phoenix kick”. The package caught fire as it shattered through the protective plexiglass window and struck the woman’s head with all the force and hatred I had learned to channel in my grueling tutelage under five fallen Wudang masters in my youth. The lady’s body exploded off of her bones, leaving just a blackened skeleton spinning in her office chair. “So it goes,” I said, but no one laughed. I guess they weren’t big readers.

And I go home. And I have had one hell of a good time.

We are dancing animals. How beautiful it is to get up and go out and do something. We are here on Earth to fart around. Don’t let anybody tell you any different.

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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Did the UK figure out a way to clone Elizabeth Holmes in a lab?

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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Did you guys know that the Irish were the first slaves?

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I actually came up with the idea of filling the triumphal arch with "sniper ammunition" and drones. My thought was, since it's going to be hollow inside (?) there's a lot of great storage space in there that would otherwise be going unused. Simply put the sniper ammunition and drones in there.

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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

me and my mimic tear would have killed Tilly Norwood with greatswords i can tell you that much

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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Imagine how much Mitch McConnell’s closest family and associates must hate his guts to be like, “Okay, time to go be seen in public!”

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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

ISAAC CHOTINER: well mr. cruise, im impressed. you've given me absolutely nothing TOM CRUISE: [weirdly aggressive handshake] its been a pleasure. what was the name of that series you mentioned? ISAACH CHOTINER: dragonball z TOM CRUISE: goku, right. excellent, thanks for having me

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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

[DOOMER DOCUMENTARY VOICEOVER]: By the mid 1990s, the average white American was only allowed to make racist remarks about Asians. By the 2010s, this was further restricted to where only Asians could make such remarks. Even these often came in the form of self-deprecating jokes about math tests

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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

We spent all summer wondering who would fill McConnell’s seat. But he’s still perfectly capable of filling his own seat, through use of adult diapers

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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

🚨MARKET ALERT🚨 Jim Cramer has come out in defense of capitalism 📉📉👎🔻⤵️🏚️

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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Sir, as your attorney I advise you to keep posting

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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

White Sox winning the AL Pennant, book it

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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Ice cave pussy got me transported to the astral realm

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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 17/09/2026

dudes rock

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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

What if we made the Omelas child omnipotent

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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Every post provides a fun and exciting new opportunity to misspell Ed Shareen’s name

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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Sliding into Trumps truth social DMs to tell him that his Federal Reserve chair is disloyal

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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

whatcha thinkin?

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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Mitch McConnell tie your own shoes challenge

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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Ed Sheeran should cancel his tour. Not following the news his music just sucks

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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Bad day to be a hot dog? My brothers and sisters every hot dog’s worst day was the day it was born

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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

[Tilly Norwood berates a cowering Donald Trump à la Arthur Jensen’s speech to Howard Beale in Network]

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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

My first act as president - the Terminator 2 Act. Movies and tv studios get a 7-year grace period for sequels. Any sequel or reboot outside that window results in a 1% increase in their corporate tax rate for each year of the underlying IP’s age.

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Sethmethod @sethmethod.bsky.social · 12/09/2026