Sign in

Plato

@itsthatoneguy.bsky.social
289 followers 483 following 1.2K posts

He/Him - INFJ www.mercari.com/u/platoplays?sv=0

PostsRepliesMedia
Plato @itsthatoneguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If I had a nickel for every horror movie released this year that centered around a man who refuses to take accountability for his shitty actions and makes it everyone else's problem, I'd only have two nickels.... which, isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice
000
Reposted by Plato
gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Free Press bravely challenging the orthodox belief that film criticism should involve watching the film.
A headline from Bari Weiss’s The Free [sic] Press:

“Hold Your Applause for the New Gaza Documentary

There may yet be hard truths in 'NAZA,' including evidence of Israel's systemic failures. But the reporting around it treats flimsy claims as proof of criminality.”

First line: “i haven't seen the film,”
171532255
Plato @itsthatoneguy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Okay fine, I'll post 'em
070
Plato @itsthatoneguy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I think 20 y/o me would be incredibly disappointed by 38 y/o me. But he was naïve and filled with unrealistic dreams of grandeur.
010
Plato @itsthatoneguy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Nah, now we're getting spin pieces like, "Why $5 gas is actually good and you're just a poor loser who needs to work harder"
000
Reposted by Plato
Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
227131703349
Reposted by Plato
kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
He cooked Ed Sheeran on IG
macklemore
Follow
•••
5/12
Ed was in a fucked up position. He knew it. His typical apolitical stance was being challenged in a way it never had been before. He told me that the words
"Free Palestine" and the image of the Palestinian flag were hurtful to a lot of people he spoke with. I told him that if those words were more offensive than tens of thousands of Palestinian children being killed by Israel, then there was a fundamental disconnect between where those people stood and where I stood. But he couldn't get past his public facing, "I don't take sides."
190145583030
Plato @itsthatoneguy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran continues to be a cringey little rat person
020
Plato @itsthatoneguy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I think what I'm most excited for with the Ocarina of Time remake is that it'll be my wife's first time experiencing this story
010
Reposted by Plato
IAHFY ✦ @iahfy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Samus & Kirby
81250697261
Reposted by Plato
gem (real name) 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
me: hi gimme a large pizza pizza guy: any appetizers? me: what do you have? pizza guy: we've got fried cheese with no sauce or crust, crust with no cheese or sauce, and crust and cheese with no sauce me: gimme crust and cheese with no sauce pizza guy: and for your dip? me: sauce
4863801686
Plato @itsthatoneguy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I can't wait for Trump to completely forget about this and/or outright deny he ever said it - just like those DOGE checks and tariff refunds.
000
Reposted by Plato
Amber @risettemd.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
What's so fucking stupid is our country is going bankrupt, there's no way out of the Iran conflict, Social Security is heading to default and literally no one can afford healthcare... And the only fucking thing Fox News / Republicans talk about is a thing that DOESNT EVEN HAPPEN (trans in sports)
66613
Plato @itsthatoneguy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It is actually funny that Samus is just Metroid now.
000
Reposted by Plato
disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Cowboy Bebop is better than Star Wars.
25476105
Plato @itsthatoneguy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I think my biggest qualm with the OOT remake is that Link's outfit seems a little too over-stylized. Everything else looks great, but I think the tunic and boots and hat could stand to be a little more simplified.
000
Reposted by Plato
Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Thinking about this exchange today
A YouTube video for the Water Temple in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. The comments section has an exchange as detailed below. “@TheMrdangles16 • 11y ago: 
i hate the water temple... too confusing :(“ “@KeithHalsell • 2y ago: 
it's been 9 years, i hope you are doing great in life now.” “@TheMrdangles16 • 2y ago: it couldn't be going worse Keith.”
34181044489
Reposted by Plato
Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Hardly surprised to see an Israeli bombing
472361398
Reposted by Plato
haversack @hsack121.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Now tofu?!
1963095572
Reposted by Plato
Elliott Randall @elliottrandall.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
This is sad. Extremely sad.
107693552112
Reposted by Plato
Metal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️ @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The meme from the Spider-Man film where Willem dafoe says I'm something of a scientist myself.
771362131
Plato @itsthatoneguy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Dollar General and the three vape shops at least employ people.
010
Plato @itsthatoneguy.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
www.elgato.com/us/en/p/wave...
elgato.com
Wave:3 - Pink Petal | Microphone & Digital Mixing Solution
Wave:3 is a premium microphone and digital mixing solution that fuses plug and play convenience with broadcast-grade circuitry. Never clip again thanks to proprietary anti-distortion technology. Tap t...
010
Reposted by Plato
Daniel Dockery @dandock.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Freakazoid! introduced a lot of people to the kind of fourth-wall breaking humor that would become ubiquitous in animation just a few years later. A founding part of Kids' WB, it's a cult classic that constantly teased its own impending cancellation.
1721148
Plato @itsthatoneguy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I know at least three people who would unironically hang this in their homes.
000
Plato @itsthatoneguy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I'd forgotten how cool these things were.
010
Plato @itsthatoneguy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I was doing a Godzilla x Hello Kitty crossover before it was cool via Fender pedals.
010
Reposted by Plato
cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social • 26d
• Joined Apr '23
no offense but i'm not doing homework for this fuckass movie. Imfao
282526310
Plato @itsthatoneguy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
It wasn't until I was 21 that we were doing some crazy shit. My coworkers would host packed house parties and we'd all get incredibly fucked up on cheap vodka/Burnett's, show up to work the next morning still drunk, and be good to go by noon via McDonald's and several bathroom pukes.
000
Plato @itsthatoneguy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The movie-style house parties *we're* happening during my HS years... I just, uh, was never friends with/cool enough to get invited to any of them. But my classmate 3 houses over was always hosting them for the popular kids.
100
Plato @itsthatoneguy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I remember begging my parents for KFC Zubat for Christmas - it was the only thing I asked for that year. It was my first piece of Pokemon merch, even before the games.
010
Reposted by Plato
Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
WAR PIGS BUT ITS ABOUT MILLENNIAL NOSTALGIA: do you remember drinking SNAPPLEEEEE / listening to fiona APPLLLEEE
492030328
Plato @itsthatoneguy.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Tommy Tuberville sounds like the name of a character thought up by Tim Robinson who keeps finding himself in all sorts of mildly inconvenient scenarios.
000
Reposted by Plato
r o o @jakepaulsartre.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
"Bluesky is dying" bro you're talking about a website full of 38 year olds who have fringe political beliefs and listen to black metal bands with >1000 listeners on spotify, nobody here cares about popularity
742186952826
Plato @itsthatoneguy.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
You gotta lift heavy so you can lift up your friends, family, and community. 💪
020
Plato @itsthatoneguy.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
One of the nine circles of Autism Hell. A circle above coming home to a guest being at your house when you didn't expect there to be one and you haven't mentally prepared for it.
010
Plato @itsthatoneguy.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Gym arm gains are popping off 💪
000
Plato @itsthatoneguy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I might actually still have mine lying around somewhere
010
Plato @itsthatoneguy.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
It's kinda like Elvis - I get the cultural impact but I'd still rather eat glass than listen to anything
010
Plato @itsthatoneguy.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
In the context of when the Beatles were popular, that sounded radically different than anything else at the time and I understand the popularity. I am, however, inclined to agree on their music being very milquetoast outside of a handful of songs.
100
Plato @itsthatoneguy.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I recognize that Queen is good and that not liking Queen is, objectively, wrong. But every single song makes me want to jump into oncoming traffic.
000
Plato @itsthatoneguy.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Shit, are we doing unpopular hot takes on music? **I hate Queen**
120
Reposted by Plato
Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Indeed, for 2026 Democrats, the "fringe opinion" is unwavering support for Israel. Centrists who pretend to be gobsmacked that someone criticizing Israel's genocide in Gaza might do well in a Democratic primary are announcing that they don't know anything about the current state of politics.
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2026-election/poll-israels-standing-plummets-democrats-fueling-primaries-left-rcna262995
2148079
Reposted by Plato
Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Thank you, Michigan. I love you from the bottom of my heart!
1986597865
Reposted by Plato
Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Three of the most unpleasant looking mutants you've ever seen in your life: You wouldn't want a doctor in charge, would you?
2524491687
Plato @itsthatoneguy.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Korby
010
Plato @itsthatoneguy.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Were the margins huge? No. But Politico's really leaving out the important parts here - Stevens spent 10x the amount on her campaign, had the backing of establishment Dems, corporations, AIPAC, and heavy racism all working in her favor AND SHE STILL LOST.
000
Reposted by Plato
onion person @junlper.beer · 05/08/2026
he ran against the full force of the zionist establishment and won. unbelievable victory
189104761274
Reposted by Plato
Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Money out of politics. Money in your pocket. Medicare for All. Michigan... We won. I am so proud to be your Democratic nominee for US Senate. Let's win in November.
592241554469