Plato @itsthatoneguy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I can't wait for Trump to completely forget about this and/or outright deny he ever said it - just like those DOGE checks and tariff refunds. 000
Plato @itsthatoneguy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I was doing a Godzilla x Hello Kitty crossover before it was cool via Fender pedals. 010
Plato @itsthatoneguy.bsky.social · 08/07/2026I spoke to Mitch McConnell today for 20 minutes this morning. He was fully engaged and eager to get back to haunting the Senate as soon as doctors can perform an ancient arcane ritual that reanimates his corpse. 000
Plato @itsthatoneguy.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Yes, HIPAA privacy extends to members of Congress... but uh, that's only applicable to the healthcare professionals. As far as I'm aware, no one's asking doctors/healthcare workers to spill the beans on Mitch - *THAT* would be a HIPAA violation. Asking Mitch's team if he's alive is not. 220
Plato @itsthatoneguy.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I'm very clearly in the minority here on this. I didn't *hate* it or anything... but my expectations were maybe a little higher than they should have been based on the reviews. I kind of have a bad attitude about the state of animation as of recent... which I could get into lol 100
Plato @itsthatoneguy.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Finally got the pedal board set up and coherent! Been a long time coming. 030
Plato @itsthatoneguy.bsky.social · 28/05/2026I have no idea where my Sega Genesis came from, nor do I remember asking for it; it just appeared one day in my house and came with a copy of Sonic 2. Idk if it's just nostalgia talking, but this game absolutely rips 020
Plato @itsthatoneguy.bsky.social · 20/05/2026I DO NOT NEED ANOTHER GUITAR. ...but I played this the other day and it was smooth like butter a d I can't stop thinking about it 000
Plato @itsthatoneguy.bsky.social · 11/05/2026New records! Unpopular opinion but the post-Waters era of Pink Floyd is great. I always preferred Gilmour's influence 000
Plato @itsthatoneguy.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Reallocate some of that military money and turn the Statue of Liberty into a Gundam, you cowards! 000
Plato @itsthatoneguy.bsky.social · 07/04/2026So like, are we all supposed to do our silly little jobs all day waiting to see if our incredibly unhinged maniac of a president starts a nuclear holocaust tonight? 010
Plato @itsthatoneguy.bsky.social · 27/02/2026It's hard to believe that it's been 30 years of Pokemon! 000
Plato @itsthatoneguy.bsky.social · 27/02/2026I've only known them for 5 minutes and I would die for all three. 000
Plato @itsthatoneguy.bsky.social · 18/02/2026"Get active and eat real food" is empty advice and does nothing to address the various barriers that make these two things incredibly difficult for so many Americans - especially in an admin that's actively stripped away resources that could potentially have made this approachable. 100
Plato @itsthatoneguy.bsky.social · 11/02/2026The true musical hook is when you have a perfectly good instrument and think, "yeah, but what if I had like 10?" I also wouldn't know anything about this.🙃 120
Plato @itsthatoneguy.bsky.social · 04/02/2026There ya go Chuck, I went ahead and fixed it for you! 000
Plato @itsthatoneguy.bsky.social · 20/01/2026Alright, now that I have one of these stupid fucks, I finally get it. 010
Plato @itsthatoneguy.bsky.social · 14/01/2026Not to brag or anything, but all this gym work is paying off. 010
Plato @itsthatoneguy.bsky.social · 02/12/2025Yeah, I *maaaaay* have bought a new guitar last night. 010
Plato @itsthatoneguy.bsky.social · 21/11/2025Are we getting these before or after we all get those $5,000 DOGE checks? These people really are the stupidest/most gullible motherfuckers on the planet. 020
Plato @itsthatoneguy.bsky.social · 29/10/2025This entire thing is fascinatingly sad - but holy shit, chugging down 11 iced coffees after screaming some vile shit is hilariously unreal. 0150
Plato @itsthatoneguy.bsky.social · 29/10/2025This whole article is fascinatingly sad - but something about some guy spilling out some of the most vile shit and following it with chugging down ELEVEN iced coffees feels like something out of an ITYSL skit. 040
Plato @itsthatoneguy.bsky.social · 19/10/2025Protested fascists this afternoon - now we're getting pumped to fend them off. 010
Plato @itsthatoneguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2025Congrats @rollforsandwich.com on the release of your cookbook! I can't wait to try some of these out (and make them vegetarian, of course!) 1266
Plato @itsthatoneguy.bsky.social · 04/09/2025I was telling someone about how when I was a kid, I used to get these cupcakes that all had a little bite taken out of them. I also had to go searching for them because that actually sounds so crazy that I considered that may have just been a fever dream. It wasn't! GRIZZLY CHOMPS 100
