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Taylor Griggs @taylorgriggs.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
If you wanna apply for this job you have like four hours to do it.
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
if you never want to go viral just post bad but not too bad
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Meredith has always been a G, but it's still exceptionally weird and very refreshing hearing from a tech exec who can see through all of this AI bullshit for what it is at its foundation: a backdoor surveillance tool.
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 13/05/2025
🎶
Johnathan Frakes hosting 'Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction' but he's wearing David Byrne's Big Suit and saying 

Have you ever
found yourself
behind the wheel of
a large automobile?
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your friend lara @yourfriendlara.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
I want to know if Molly Moon is going to fight bike infrastructure improvements at the new locations or does she reserve that for Bellevue only
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WizardAFA @wizardafa.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
4 new words added to the script. I want my lawyer. Every day is shut the fuck up Friday
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Gale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
We need a leftist Andrew Tate. We need a leftist Fox News. We need a casino where you don't gamble and they give you free money. I refuse to understand the ecosystem I'm in the center of and I will not leave or modify my behavior. We need leftist McNuggets
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
I actually think we aren't mean enough to AI users
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Eileen Clancy 🧿 @clancyny.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
You know the *only* reason he got out so fast was a reporter live posted about this for hours. And, a large amount of public pressure. Every time someone gets grabbed, there has to be a robust public response immediately.
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terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
I was hoping to have a whole cabal by this point in my life but all I’ve managed so far is one guy who follows me and looks around conspiratorially before closing each door I enter
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onion person @junlper.beer · 14/04/2025
important context about the concentration camps in el salvador:
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Nathan Grayson @nathangrayson.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
abolish ice and try all involved for crimes against humanity
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 09/04/2025
markets soar as investors realize that mommy didn't actually disappear, she was just hiding behind her hands
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Gale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
[turning down a shrimp cocktail] Too many souls per bite lad
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Nathan Grayson @nathangrayson.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
If you consider, as Gareth Watkins laid out so wonderfully last month, that AI, which is "embarrassing, destructive, and looks like shit" and as a result is "the new aesthetics of fascism", Altman and OpenAI's singling out of Studio Ghibli starts to make more sense. Especially when figures like Altman are being increasingly described as "technofascists". This isn't another laugh, another coy attempt at circumventing someone's rights to their creations; the way this has been pitched and sold is a direct attack, a flex revelling in the fact creators have so far proven largely powerless to stop these vultures from looting the history of human creation wholesale.

So yeah, it sucks! Which is why people need to stop sharing that shit. If you accidentally fell into it via a chat or a message from a friend or whatever, and made an image because you thought it was cute, cut it out. If you're trying to dunk on the practice by linking to articles or examples that showcase the work, inadvertently flooding people's timelines with examples of this ghoulish, stolen work, stop.

Nobody wants to see that shit. Nobody needs to see it.
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full slack @fullslack.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
pretty disgusting the entire media ecosystem is applauding this guy for doing exactly what journalists are NOT supposed to do (waiting for approval from the NatSec sector before fully publishing the messages). journalists are supposed to be as antagonistic to governments as possible! what a joke man
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me @camoflage.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Another eg: even ndp is now talking about military arms spending rather than for eg shifting "national defence" toward climate disaster prevention & response—climate is imo both still the biggest physical (& even economic) threat AND likely the driver of eventual US incursion (land, fresh water)
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me @camoflage.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Canada could have a Cuban-doctor-style natural disaster response corps if it wanted to pursue actual national security & international stability, rather than just wasting billions on warplanes so that our dick doesn't look small or whatever
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
So if masked men exit an unmarked car, refuse to show me any badge or ID, and restrain me in handcuffs I'm supposed to just go along with it? Is that the country you want to live in?
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Gaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Becoming a “thank you for your service” guy for a car dealership is the logical endpoint of American conservatism
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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
episode 049
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dr. hazel 🕸️🕷️ @hazelmonforton.com · 21/03/2025
Get the idea of “good, sane, kind billionaire” out of your head. There is no way to become a billionaire without extreme exploitation and moral debasement. There is no and will never be a “good, sane, kind” billionaire.
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alec karakatsanis @equalityalec.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Last night’s article in the Washington Post about D.C. police responding to a 911 call by illegally letting DOGE onto private property is unlike any news story I have ever read. Every single person should read this article and think about where our society is going.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 19/03/2025
when an american electronic appliance chirps at me: I did not invite you to speak. I despise you. I wish to destroy you when a japanese appliance chirps at me: You are my little friend. You are my companion in the journey of life
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Christopher Hastings @drhastings.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
DO NOT TURN OFF THE BUS
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Gale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
john's solo work: my mind is soft and gay i flee and fly away george's solo work: won't you look her in your eye, i see me see you see my cry ringo's solo work: sexy lady mimi made her a martini paul's solo work: [beautiful baroque intro] a lorry backed over me foot (me foot)
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Kylie Cheung @kylietcheung.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
So ICE has effectively disappeared a student for protesting Israel's genocide, separating him from his 8 month pregnant wife. Pure fascism
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Siobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Talked to the orcas and they said they don’t know u. Congrats u broke bitch
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
exhibit 14981249814 that capitulation gets you nowhere and these people are still going to call you trans jew communist traitors no matter what so don't give an inch
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Jenni Olson @jenniolsonsf.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
The NYT asking with a straight face: “Why, after more than a decade of TV representation would transgender Americans be losing ground?” www.nytimes.com/2025/02/28/a...
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
it is the editorial position of a major american newspaper, *maybe the major american newspaper*, that transgender people's lives do not matter in any meaningful way and that bad things that happen to them, while sad and unnecessary, are inconsequential in the grand scheme of things
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 01/03/2025
God damnit we already did 2017
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grant @itsgrant.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
last jedi and the holiday special are the only canon films
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Gabrielle Drolet @gabrielledrolet.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
at long last
Cartoon made with watercolour titled “the end of February.” A tired looking rat makes tea and sits to drink it, looking defeated. She suddenly realized that the sun is still up, even though it’s 5:30 pm. We see the whole kitchen glowing with light from the sunset
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👹 Other Sammy 👹 @swizzard.pizza · 23/02/2025
YOUNG MAN, there's no need to feel down i said YOUNG MAN, pagliacci the clown you can SEE HIM he is playing in town you should go and have a good time
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grant @itsgrant.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
paul f. tompkins tickets purchased
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demon core vidal @regretagarbo.rip · 22/02/2025
“please reply to this email with 5 bullets”
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Erika Ishii @erikaishii.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Gamer grrrl 🤍🐍🎮
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 17/02/2025
Monday mood
I hate all American presidents
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
this is one of the funniest things a national politician has ever posted. he live-tweets a tv show during an ongoing constitutional crisis and when someone tells him they find this irritating he’s like “hey listen, this show meant a lot to me when i was a 30-year-old boy”
reply to Rep. Steve Cohen: "Our congresspeople like @repcohen.bsky.social are too busy live posting about the #SNL50 to give a crap about what is happening to America."
Cohen's response: "Oh, I'm so sorry. I took a few hours of to watch a show that commemorates 50 years of the best show on television that was a part of my growing up and is a phenomenal show. may i please have your forgiveness. When it's over and before I go to bed, I will think of three more ways to work against 47"
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grant @itsgrant.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
stancil culture
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marty, @numet.al · 17/02/2025
manufacturing consent
screenshot of the imdb page for the Made for TV Movie "Return to Office" 

Movie pitch : "After making the return to the office on a hybrid schedule, two coworkers known to each other only as Ms. Monday and Mr. Tuesday start sending friendly notes, sparking an office romance."
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
i remember "be sick all the time" from pre-2020, when i was traveling a lot for work and was sick for months out of the year. It was really fucking terrible! COVID could vanish from the face of the earth tomorrow and i would still mask some places forevermore
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
be not afraid 🍅
biblically accurate tomato vines being held up by a string so they can ripen.
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Dr Doom(scrolling) @drews.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Such an elegant way to heavily imply a mountain of nudes
“At any given time, Mangione is only permitted to possess five books, a photo album, and 25 pictures, although wardens can adiust these limits at their discretion. In addition to asking for a hold on books, Mangione requested that people send no more than five photos at a time. The legal team reminds senders that every photo is screened and reviewed by law enforcement.”
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mothcub @mothcub.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
It's good to have a hobby 👍
Two panel comic titled "mon 3 feb '25".

In the first panel, a hand can be seen holding a 3DS. A miniature girl gestures towards it and says, "wow". Text reads: "I have begun reading Les Mis on my 3DS. It has almost 18,000 pages." On the right, we see an extract from the book: "Jean Valjean punched Javert in the balls at that moment and it was crazy. Page 17895."

In the second panel, we see a slightly more realistic drawing of a girl happily holding her 3DS. Text reads: "I CAN DO IT!"
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