Reposted by Dookie Jones 🫡🇵🇸Cowboy Friday @thotstream.bsky.social · 03/10/2026mark carney is gonna sell canada for scraps to the EU and y'all will clap like seals because occasionally he paraphrases Foreign Policy magazine articles in his speeches Client State Activities 171
Reposted by Dookie Jones 🫡🇵🇸Michael @lordmetallix.bsky.social · 28/09/2026People looking for revolutionary messaging in Shonen Jump or Marvel are think they’ll beat the dog at chess this time 0255
Reposted by Dookie Jones 🫡🇵🇸Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 28/09/2026lrp: yeah there's a lot of people who will get into corporate art and then be mad when it doesn't go any further than being kinda libbed out and it's like idk what you were expecting man 314220
Reposted by Dookie Jones 🫡🇵🇸Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 28/09/2026Your options are corporate slop that means nothing or stuff made by actual human beings that has meaning but also might have parts that put you off or make you uncomfortable, you can't have it both ways 315126
Reposted by Dookie Jones 🫡🇵🇸mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 14/05/2026saw this on an ACT UP poster from 1988 at the Poster House museum today. the more things change :) 1475792316
Reposted by Dookie Jones 🫡🇵🇸libby watson @libbycwatson.com · 24/09/2026i'm the guy at twitch who says we should ban these guys without telling them why, but keep the guys who call for genocide and the 600,000 accounts that just show family guy episodes all day. i make $800k a year and my family loves me 279570
Reposted by Dookie Jones 🫡🇵🇸Strawberry Juliet @beamposter.bsky.social · 06/09/2026me after playing unmarked pill roulette 0417
Reposted by Dookie Jones 🫡🇵🇸Cam (aka Cam) @c-a-m.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Every time I read a take like that it's like I'm putting on the They Live glasses and it always turns into "I'm not racist, I'm one of the good ones, I swear I'm not racist, I don't hate them at all" 041
Reposted by Dookie Jones 🫡🇵🇸Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Respectfully, girl what the fuck are you talking about 3638618
Reposted by Dookie Jones 🫡🇵🇸Pabst Boo Ronin @pabstblueronin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I have to admit- Country was invented in the late 60s is a brand new bad left wing country music take and I respect it for that 081
Reposted by Dookie Jones 🫡🇵🇸farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 23/09/2026rxk nephew could’ve made abbey road but the beatles couldn’t make slitherman activated 0122
Reposted by Dookie Jones 🫡🇵🇸Rocky @viperwave.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Kind of fascinated by this websites relation to Twitter and how its gone through the closest thing the internet has to digital white flight. 815111
Reposted by Dookie Jones 🫡🇵🇸Got CTE from Playing Peek a boo @doubledoinkrigged.bsky.social · 23/09/2026“A lot of your problems are self inflicted” feels really hard to tell someone considering it should be good news 1303
Dookie Jones 🫡🇵🇸 @isat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I like how BDSM pornos have a “sharing our thoughts and feelings with each other” segment at the end of the tape 100
Reposted by Dookie Jones 🫡🇵🇸merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 22/09/2026wrote about that playboy gen z sex survey and the construction of a social problem (gen z isnt sex enough!!) www.patreon.com/merrittk/pos... 820519
Reposted by Dookie Jones 🫡🇵🇸doom boy @doomboy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026the bar owners hired trained mediators for a meeting with the patrons who were mad lol. first mistake 2188937
Reposted by Dookie Jones 🫡🇵🇸doom boy @doomboy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026hilarious and insane article. full of the sorts of people you meet all the time in left activism, who combine neuroticism and narcissism to bring down any institution they're allowed into.bostonglobe.comA Western Mass. lesbian bar required KN-95 masks. When it changed the rules, all hell broke loose. - The Boston GlobeLast Ditch Bar in Greenfield wanted to build community. They got a firestorm instead. 901443158
Reposted by Dookie Jones 🫡🇵🇸Netscape @netscape.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Critical support to Robert Eggers forcing Emerald Fennell out of a job 439039
Reposted by Dookie Jones 🫡🇵🇸Potato Bolshevik @potatobolshevik.bsky.social · 10/09/2026One Struggle 0334
Reposted by Dookie Jones 🫡🇵🇸josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 19/07/2025I'm muting "goo goo ga ga". i'm a grown man 852850
Reposted by Dookie Jones 🫡🇵🇸bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 04/09/2026i think a healthy thing to internalize as a man is that a lot of women are just the angry guy in the r crumb cartoon 10665
Reposted by Dookie Jones 🫡🇵🇸@CandyScreamsH🎃💀 @brandybeansh.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Saw a clip of Kelly Clarkson singing on her last show and it's so crazy that we did it on our very first try. We went out to look for an American Idol and we found the very best one right off the bat. They should've never had another season of that show after she won. 0214
Reposted by Dookie Jones 🫡🇵🇸Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Current day Ringo post: peace & love to me fans ✌️✌️✌️ Current Paul post: Just petted dog! Hypothetical George post: heard a new album, give it a listen Hypothetical John Lennon post: Come to “Cancel Me if You Can Fest” all funds raised benefit the Ricky Gervais cartoon where cats say the word slag 251405181
Reposted by Dookie Jones 🫡🇵🇸merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 25/08/2026im putting down the lathe of heaven 26148080
Dookie Jones 🫡🇵🇸 @isat.bsky.social · 12/08/2026The only reason Hong lost is because AOC and Bernie couldn’t get their heads out of their asses 000
Reposted by Dookie Jones 🫡🇵🇸bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 12/08/2026in 1902 my great great grandfather came to this country with nothing more than a suitcase and an all-consuming dream: an Electrick Glove to Subjugate Papists 01107
Reposted by Dookie Jones 🫡🇵🇸🌭 stevia nicks @muffinlab.bsky.social · 12/08/2026sharpshooter annie oakley shooting over her shoulder using a hand mirror. damn, she had a fat ass too, 122617
Reposted by Dookie Jones 🫡🇵🇸Cowboy Friday @thotstream.bsky.social · 07/07/2026i think we all need to internalize exactly one (1) important lesson Always Bet Against David Hogg 2123
Reposted by Dookie Jones 🫡🇵🇸josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 28/03/2026"I wish John Wayne Gacy wasn't a clown. It's a stain on the profession." That's cool. I wish he wasn't a serial killer 2874640
Reposted by Dookie Jones 🫡🇵🇸Netscape @netscape.bsky.social · 04/06/2026“This Maine election got me thinking about the way I never put you as my first ranked choice. They say we were misguided, like some Nazi tattoos, but I’m thinking we can give this another shot.” 115320
Reposted by Dookie Jones 🫡🇵🇸Rocky @viperwave.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Very late but I read Dump Your Puppygirl and it's just very obviously correct and of course people fucking hate it. 11659
Reposted by Dookie Jones 🫡🇵🇸Bríd 🇮🇪🇵🇸🇺🇦 @brid.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Obsessed with this 1735 illustration of hammerhead sharks from Japan 7157691297
Reposted by Dookie Jones 🫡🇵🇸Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Has the government considered how much more cool going on the internet will be for kids when it's a crime? 281595310
Reposted by Dookie Jones 🫡🇵🇸josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Ghost sightings are stupid. Same with UFOs and Bigfoot. Try spotting something people will actually believe. Run into your buddy at the store 852985
Reposted by Dookie Jones 🫡🇵🇸WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Happy Pride 🌈 3452571643
Reposted by Dookie Jones 🫡🇵🇸merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 28/05/2026nicki minaj: we all strive for greatness. and today, president trump has eliminated the red tape regulations around leaded gasoline that have held back our greatness for far too long vanilla ice: that's right, nicki. and the award for anti-woke hip hop artist of the year goes to... 416916
Reposted by Dookie Jones 🫡🇵🇸Dookie Jones 🫡🇵🇸 @isat.bsky.social · 11/12/2024Sensuous Yoda be like: “rub you down, I will. Massage your ass and titties with oil I must” 011
Reposted by Dookie Jones 🫡🇵🇸Linux Guy @lasergiant.bsky.social · 16/05/2026silent generation: we landed on the moon boomers: we invented options trading gen x: we invented ballfucker IPA 4638
Reposted by Dookie Jones 🫡🇵🇸necrophoenix. @phxomg.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Let’s just have dinner first, see where the night takes us 0213
Dookie Jones 🫡🇵🇸 @isat.bsky.social · 16/05/2026I’m calling bum status on Julius Foolius Dubious Randle 100
Reposted by Dookie Jones 🫡🇵🇸merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 16/05/2026in five years we will learn that "looksmaxxing" was actually just a conspiracy to generate dissertation topics for gender studies graduate students 431314
Reposted by Dookie Jones 🫡🇵🇸Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Extremely clapped out Ram 1500 with a Biden/Harris sticker, respect 1202
Reposted by Dookie Jones 🫡🇵🇸Netscape @netscape.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Biden: AP cost like 20 bands Trump: AP cost like 400 dollars 1352
Reposted by Dookie Jones 🫡🇵🇸この耐えがたい世界に残された最後の僅かな良心 @toskarin.bsky.social · 11/05/2026starmer's the kind of guy to go "my friends have arrived to rescue me!" as he runs out to greet the angry pitchfork mob 2377
Reposted by Dookie Jones 🫡🇵🇸greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 11/05/2026Hantavirus is no joke 😂 That's why I've started washing my hands after touching rat feces 🐀 What are doing differently to fight hantavirus?💪 532002239