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Dookie Jones 🫡🇵🇸

@isat.bsky.social
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Cowboy Friday @thotstream.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
mark carney is gonna sell canada for scraps to the EU and y'all will clap like seals because occasionally he paraphrases Foreign Policy magazine articles in his speeches Client State Activities
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Michael @lordmetallix.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
People looking for revolutionary messaging in Shonen Jump or Marvel are think they’ll beat the dog at chess this time
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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 28/09/2026
lrp: yeah there's a lot of people who will get into corporate art and then be mad when it doesn't go any further than being kinda libbed out and it's like idk what you were expecting man
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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 28/09/2026
Your options are corporate slop that means nothing or stuff made by actual human beings that has meaning but also might have parts that put you off or make you uncomfortable, you can't have it both ways
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 14/05/2026
saw this on an ACT UP poster from 1988 at the Poster House museum today. the more things change :)
THE REPUBLICANS WANT IS DEAD
THE DEMOCRATS DONT CARE
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libby watson @libbycwatson.com · 24/09/2026
i'm the guy at twitch who says we should ban these guys without telling them why, but keep the guys who call for genocide and the 600,000 accounts that just show family guy episodes all day. i make $800k a year and my family loves me
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Strawberry Juliet @beamposter.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
me after playing unmarked pill roulette
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Cam (aka Cam) @c-a-m.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Every time I read a take like that it's like I'm putting on the They Live glasses and it always turns into "I'm not racist, I'm one of the good ones, I swear I'm not racist, I don't hate them at all"
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Respectfully, girl what the fuck are you talking about
POP CRAVE
Pop Crave • @popcrave.com • 2d
"Choosin' Texas" by Ella Langley officially surpasses "All I Want For Christmas Is You" by Mariah Carey as the longest-running #1 hit in history (23 weeks).
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not to sound like one of those leftists but country even the like vanilla stuff emerged as a reaction by fascists to the popularity black jazz and blues musicians in the Nixon era. it's virtually impossible to separate it from its roots associated w conservatism.
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Pabst Boo Ronin @pabstblueronin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I have to admit- Country was invented in the late 60s is a brand new bad left wing country music take and I respect it for that
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
rxk nephew could’ve made abbey road but the beatles couldn’t make slitherman activated
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Rocky @viperwave.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Kind of fascinated by this websites relation to Twitter and how its gone through the closest thing the internet has to digital white flight.
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Got CTE from Playing Peek a boo @doubledoinkrigged.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“A lot of your problems are self inflicted” feels really hard to tell someone considering it should be good news
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Dookie Jones 🫡🇵🇸 @isat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I like how BDSM pornos have a “sharing our thoughts and feelings with each other” segment at the end of the tape
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 22/09/2026
wrote about that playboy gen z sex survey and the construction of a social problem (gen z isnt sex enough!!) www.patreon.com/merrittk/pos...
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doom boy @doomboy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
the bar owners hired trained mediators for a meeting with the patrons who were mad lol. first mistake
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doom boy @doomboy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
hilarious and insane article. full of the sorts of people you meet all the time in left activism, who combine neuroticism and narcissism to bring down any institution they're allowed into.
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A Western Mass. lesbian bar required KN-95 masks. When it changed the rules, all hell broke loose. - The Boston Globe
Last Ditch Bar in Greenfield wanted to build community. They got a firestorm instead.
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Netscape @netscape.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Critical support to Robert Eggers forcing Emerald Fennell out of a job
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Potato Bolshevik @potatobolshevik.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
One Struggle
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
I'm muting "goo goo ga ga". i'm a grown man
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
i think a healthy thing to internalize as a man is that a lot of women are just the angry guy in the r crumb cartoon
Two of the words the man correctly identified were
"colonel" and "regime", which, to one user, was evidence of a red flag: "he's obviously a Republican". (Maybe he just has an interest in military history, a time-honored hobby of boyfriends everywhere.) Regardless of political affiliation, it seemed fair game to dunk on Mr Foo-chia. One final quip from a viewer: "He'd be so upset if he could read these comments."
The test made its way around TikTok, with more young couples joining in, to similarly bleak results.
Even those men who did well got caught up in the pop-misandry circus. One man zipped through the list, ending with a perfect score and a self-satisfied grin. It was not the flex he might have hoped for.
"This is the barest fckn minimumest [sic] of bare minimums," one woman commented. "The men are being praised for literacy we're in hell," wrote another.
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@CandyScreamsH🎃💀 @brandybeansh.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Saw a clip of Kelly Clarkson singing on her last show and it's so crazy that we did it on our very first try. We went out to look for an American Idol and we found the very best one right off the bat. They should've never had another season of that show after she won.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 03/09/2026
Ray from Achewood saying "Daaamn! That answer could use some work!"
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Current day Ringo post: peace & love to me fans ✌️✌️✌️ Current Paul post: Just petted dog! Hypothetical George post: heard a new album, give it a listen Hypothetical John Lennon post: Come to “Cancel Me if You Can Fest” all funds raised benefit the Ricky Gervais cartoon where cats say the word slag
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 25/08/2026
im putting down the lathe of heaven
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Dookie Jones 🫡🇵🇸 @isat.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The only reason Hong lost is because AOC and Bernie couldn’t get their heads out of their asses
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
in 1902 my great great grandfather came to this country with nothing more than a suitcase and an all-consuming dream: an Electrick Glove to Subjugate Papists
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🌭 stevia nicks @muffinlab.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
sharpshooter annie oakley shooting over her shoulder using a hand mirror. damn, she had a fat ass too,
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Cowboy Friday @thotstream.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
i think we all need to internalize exactly one (1) important lesson Always Bet Against David Hogg
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Dookie Jones 🫡🇵🇸 @isat.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
They’re making me post on T-Mobile Edge
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
"I wish John Wayne Gacy wasn't a clown. It's a stain on the profession." That's cool. I wish he wasn't a serial killer
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Netscape @netscape.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
“This Maine election got me thinking about the way I never put you as my first ranked choice. They say we were misguided, like some Nazi tattoos, but I’m thinking we can give this another shot.”
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videosyncrasy @videosyncrasy.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
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Rocky @viperwave.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Very late but I read Dump Your Puppygirl and it's just very obviously correct and of course people fucking hate it.
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Bríd 🇮🇪🇵🇸🇺🇦 @brid.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Obsessed with this 1735 illustration of hammerhead sharks from Japan
As per Wikipedia: Hammerhead shark illustration from 1735, Japan, from the Illustrated Guide to the Products of Oki Province
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Has the government considered how much more cool going on the internet will be for kids when it's a crime?
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Ghost sightings are stupid. Same with UFOs and Bigfoot. Try spotting something people will actually believe. Run into your buddy at the store
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WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Happy Pride 🌈
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 28/05/2026
nicki minaj: we all strive for greatness. and today, president trump has eliminated the red tape regulations around leaded gasoline that have held back our greatness for far too long vanilla ice: that's right, nicki. and the award for anti-woke hip hop artist of the year goes to...
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Dookie Jones 🫡🇵🇸 @isat.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Sensuous Yoda be like: “rub you down, I will. Massage your ass and titties with oil I must”
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Linux Guy @lasergiant.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
silent generation: we landed on the moon boomers: we invented options trading gen x: we invented ballfucker IPA
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necrophoenix. @phxomg.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Let’s just have dinner first, see where the night takes us
NASA is going deeper into Uranus
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Dookie Jones 🫡🇵🇸 @isat.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I’m calling bum status on Julius Foolius Dubious Randle
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 16/05/2026
in five years we will learn that "looksmaxxing" was actually just a conspiracy to generate dissertation topics for gender studies graduate students
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Extremely clapped out Ram 1500 with a Biden/Harris sticker, respect
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Netscape @netscape.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Biden: AP cost like 20 bands Trump: AP cost like 400 dollars
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この耐えがたい世界に残された最後の僅かな良心 @toskarin.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
starmer's the kind of guy to go "my friends have arrived to rescue me!" as he runs out to greet the angry pitchfork mob
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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 11/05/2026
Hantavirus is no joke 😂 That's why I've started washing my hands after touching rat feces 🐀 What are doing differently to fight hantavirus?💪
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