Cam (aka Cam) @c-a-m.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Just found out Caleb Hearon and Josh Gad are two different people. Now I gotta go lie down 000
Cam (aka Cam) @c-a-m.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Somewhere out there, there's a grindcore band named Taco Bell Diarrhea Lettuce that's wondering why they just skyrocketed on Google Trends 000
Cam (aka Cam) @c-a-m.bsky.social · 14/06/2026If they don't pick Max B to be the grand marshall for the Knicks' victory parade, all of this would have been in vain 000
Cam (aka Cam) @c-a-m.bsky.social · 21/01/2026This is probably the last thing Brooklyn Beckham heard before Victoria ruined his wedding 030
Cam (aka Cam) @c-a-m.bsky.social · 13/01/2026Regardless of how you felt about Scott Adams, he left his mark on the world - drawing an egg-shaped dog with glasses and briefly selling frozen burritos that made people shit titanium ingots 000
Cam (aka Cam) @c-a-m.bsky.social · 10/01/2026Snorting 800mg of the pills from Limitless so I can reach a triple-digit IQ 000
Cam (aka Cam) @c-a-m.bsky.social · 03/01/2026At this point they really should consider rescinding that FIFA Peace Prize and Democrat leadership should really consider publishing a strongly-worded letter 010
Reposted by Cam (aka Cam)mr. cannoli @boner.ink · 08/11/2025why bother even wiping anymore what's the fucking point 29615
Cam (aka Cam) @c-a-m.bsky.social · 15/10/2025Society started to unravel the moment we stopped rofl-ing and started lmao-ing 020
Reposted by Cam (aka Cam)Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 05/06/2025funniest day online since the billionaire submersible went missing 605320944
Cam (aka Cam) @c-a-m.bsky.social · 30/05/2025The Amazon app any time you even slightly touch the bottom bar 041
Cam (aka Cam) @c-a-m.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Still can't believe they announced an American Pope by having Miller High Life spray out of the chimney 020
Cam (aka Cam) @c-a-m.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Regardless of who becomes the next Pope I just hope their scepter-holding abilities are up to par 020
Cam (aka Cam) @c-a-m.bsky.social · 21/04/2025My first time watching Wrestlemania in years and the first thing I see is Stone Cold drunk driving an ATV into the barrier and injuring a fan in the front row 040
Cam (aka Cam) @c-a-m.bsky.social · 08/04/2025Give it at least 6 months and we're gonna start seeing Kid Rock hosting squirt-offs at Mar-a-Lago. My clairvoyance is not to be questioned 010
Cam (aka Cam) @c-a-m.bsky.social · 16/03/2025Just found out September by Earth Wind and Fire was written by a white woman that looked like Bruce Vilanch and I don’t know how to process it 000
Cam (aka Cam) @c-a-m.bsky.social · 14/01/2025They didn't believe me when I said I got that dawg in me so I dragged my ass on their carpet and started chewing through some throw pillows 000
Reposted by Cam (aka Cam)mr. cannoli @boner.ink · 09/12/2024every flag and ideological symbol you have in your bio reduces how seriously you should be taken by 10%, if you have 10 you immediately transform into a bug 71208
Cam (aka Cam) @c-a-m.bsky.social · 08/12/2024Pearl Harbor could have easily avoided if the navy painted waifus on those ships 020
Cam (aka Cam) @c-a-m.bsky.social · 07/12/2024There are some people who really go through life not knowing that Tony Soprano owned two boats named after his balls 020
Cam (aka Cam) @c-a-m.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Rewatching Passion of The Christ and the scene where Jesus sticks both middle fingers up and breaks off of the cross while Limp Bizkit plays still brings tears to my eyes 020
Cam (aka Cam) @c-a-m.bsky.social · 03/12/2024Haven't slept in weeks - every time I toss and turn the microplastics in my balls sounds like an indigenous rain stick 010
Cam (aka Cam) @c-a-m.bsky.social · 28/11/2024After a lot of thought I can honestly say this year I'm most thankful for living in a time where I can play Family Guy shovelware while taking a shit 030
Cam (aka Cam) @c-a-m.bsky.social · 28/11/20241974: Philippe Petit walks on a tightrope between the Twin Towers 2012: Felix Baumgartner jumps to Earth from the stratosphere 2024: 020
Cam (aka Cam) @c-a-m.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Every single upload from The Dodo is some variation of "this pit bull ate an entire preschool but is now a sweetheart because a woman with the worst flash tattoos ever adopted him" 010
Cam (aka Cam) @c-a-m.bsky.social · 19/11/2024They left me with no choice, I had to go Flinstones: Viva Rock Vegas on them 😔 010
Cam (aka Cam) @c-a-m.bsky.social · 16/11/20241:50 AM and I can’t stop thinking about Gucci Mane depicting himself as Buzz Lightyear on two separate mixtapes 020
Cam (aka Cam) @c-a-m.bsky.social · 16/11/2024British prisons sound fun as hell. You forget to pay your TV license and get sentenced to indoor recess 000
Cam (aka Cam) @c-a-m.bsky.social · 16/11/2024After five straight hours of watching boxing on Netflix all I can remember is a woman’s eyelid almost falling off and Mike Tyson’s asscheeks 010
Cam (aka Cam) @c-a-m.bsky.social · 20/10/2024Ignoring the fact that he ripped a woman’s face off, Travis the Chimp seemed like a pretty laid back guy 000
Cam (aka Cam) @c-a-m.bsky.social · 19/10/2024Seeing tons of Twitter users jump ship to Bluesky and then realizing the implications of tons of Twitter users jumping ship to Bluesky 010
Cam (aka Cam) @c-a-m.bsky.social · 03/10/2024Stocking up on Metamucil so I can continue shitting on the haters at unprecedented levels 000
Cam (aka Cam) @c-a-m.bsky.social · 24/09/2024Me listing myself as a reference and telling employers why they should hire me 000
Cam (aka Cam) @c-a-m.bsky.social · 20/09/2024There’s not a damn thing they can do to stop me from committing loan fraud so I can summon Oni on my detractors 000
Cam (aka Cam) @c-a-m.bsky.social · 16/09/2024Everyone who saw Jimmy cracking corn and said they didn't care was a fucking liar 010
Cam (aka Cam) @c-a-m.bsky.social · 03/09/2024I'm not one to brag but all of my DVDs have interactive menus 000
Cam (aka Cam) @c-a-m.bsky.social · 24/08/2024Literally every Theo Von joke: "Yeah man, I grew up with a kid called uhhhhh Johnny Assholes. We called him Johnny Assholes 'cause uhhhh he had two assholes, man. Went numero dos twice as much as the average homo sapien, ya dig?" 000
Cam (aka Cam) @c-a-m.bsky.social · 22/07/2024The same generation that proudly wears Vietnam veteran baseball caps is the same generation that complains about participation trophies 000
Cam (aka Cam) @c-a-m.bsky.social · 27/06/2024British people dunk on Americans for gun violence but will literally rip the sink off the wall and beat their wives with it if Adyebe Okele Dimbwembe misses a goal and costs Poppinghamshire FC United a single soccer game 110
Cam (aka Cam) @c-a-m.bsky.social · 22/05/2024Not even 24 hours after Bluesky implements DMs and my inbox is flooded with unsolicited giant titty pics and people thanking me for how timeless and entertaining my posts are 010
Cam (aka Cam) @c-a-m.bsky.social · 25/04/2024Never have I been more disappointed by being misled by a news headline in my life 101
Cam (aka Cam) @c-a-m.bsky.social · 13/04/2024Out of morbid curiosity I want to see an instance of a ventriloquist having a racism scandal just to see what percentage of people would actively call for the dummy to get cancelled 010
Cam (aka Cam) @c-a-m.bsky.social · 22/02/2024Anyone who says they can easily name the biggest tragedy to happen in 2001 clearly wasn't there to remember Sega discontinuing the Dreamcast 030
Cam (aka Cam) @c-a-m.bsky.social · 22/02/2024Feeling very ashamed and upset after realizing that buying an Apple Pencil and Procreate wouldn't miraculously turn me into a skilled artist 000
Cam (aka Cam) @c-a-m.bsky.social · 16/02/2024Blue checkmarks are the 2020s equivalent of dunce caps 010
Cam (aka Cam) @c-a-m.bsky.social · 27/01/2024Me after a heated exchange with the AMC Theatres staff over exhibiting my constitutional right to fuck the Dune 2 popcorn bucket as soon as the opening trailers start 020
Cam (aka Cam) @c-a-m.bsky.social · 18/12/2023Real men don't fight, they aggressively ball their fists while yelling "Why I oughta" 000
