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@phxomg.bsky.social
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Cool person. Widower. Deftones & Crosses fan. Sometime artist. AuDHD. Frequent references to Adventure Time.

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phoenix spice latte. @phxomg.bsky.social · 4h
So my theory about Terrified and When Evil Lurks is that Terrified is the prequel- it’s the ground zero of an outbreak in what seems like a world where possession is a known epidemiological issue in When Evil Lurks. Plus they share gadgetry
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phoenix spice latte. @phxomg.bsky.social · 5h
The cop always reminds me of Tom Sizemore
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phoenix spice latte. @phxomg.bsky.social · 5h
Been a minute since I watched this so I’m rewatching it
Terrified
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phoenix spice latte. @phxomg.bsky.social · 7h
I got the black one locked in already
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phoenix spice latte. @phxomg.bsky.social · 15h
Turns out you were supposed to wipe with these
Seashell soaps
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phoenix spice latte. @phxomg.bsky.social · 16h
Shit-smear
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phoenix spice latte. @phxomg.bsky.social · 18h
music.youtube.com
Greyhound part 2
YouTube video by Blues Explosion - Topic
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phoenix spice latte. @phxomg.bsky.social · 20h
Funny how the people most excited about “running the country like a business” are also the ones who get the most pissed off about taxes & traffic tickets
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phoenix spice latte. @phxomg.bsky.social · 20h
Fish and Chips on Command by At the Diner Drive-In and Dive
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phoenix spice latte. @phxomg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So has Zazie Beetz ever dropped a mixtape or what
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phoenix spice latte. @phxomg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Booking a doctor appointment and taking time off work just to enquire about a long list of meds for conditions I don’t have because commercials have advised me to ask my doctor about them
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phoenix spice latte. @phxomg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Should liberal Cindy Holsher run for governor of *California*??” jfc the state of this state
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phoenix spice latte. @phxomg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yawning like I do when I take shrooms
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phoenix spice latte. @phxomg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Finding that it’s extremely hard to find tailors who know the difference between a Mao suit (folded over collar, four pockets) and a Mandarin suit (stand collar, often only a breast pocket), let alone somebody who will do cotton duck
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phoenix spice latte. @phxomg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Everything’s so expensive nowadays. Even Freemasonry is subscription-only
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phoenix spice latte. @phxomg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Missed opportunity to get a Mao suit. Ah well, there’s always another occasion, I’m sure
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phoenix spice latte. @phxomg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bought a cardigan for a function my girl wants me to attend with her
Distressed ribbed cardigan
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phoenix spice latte. @phxomg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My machine keeps fucking up in such a way that every time I tell somebody and have them observe it, it suddenly works perfectly, and I’m starting to feel gaslit by an inanimate object
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phoenix spice latte. @phxomg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I am sorely tempted by this sweatshirt I found on Marketplace
A cutesy teddy bear with the caption “Need a hug? 1-800-GRANDMA”
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𝔻𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕋𝕙𝕠𝕥 @thatsgoodweb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
seaman plushies!!!!
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SorryHat @sorryhat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Peter Thiel.
Pete Thiel - “maybe evil is uh… ? Actually good”
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phoenix spice latte. @phxomg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Brad Pitt on a tank for some reason 🤷🏻‍♂️
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phoenix spice latte. @phxomg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Today is the birthday of someone I dated for like 3 months about 19 years ago, so of course it’s time for her to send me another facebook message to see if I’m still with anybody and to tell me how awesome she’s doing
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phoenix spice latte. @phxomg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We’re watching a movie I was really looking forward to and I’m starting to think it’s 90% jumpscares
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phoenix spice latte. @phxomg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If Pizza Hut really wants to do right by the world, they have to reintroduce the Chunky Vegetable
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phoenix spice latte. @phxomg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Insidious: the Red Snore
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phoenix spice latte. @phxomg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Lock screen check up.
My lockscreen (a fireball seen over southeast Kansas)
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phoenix spice latte. @phxomg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is apparently what postage from Dnipro looks like
Hella stamps
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phoenix spice latte. @phxomg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There are times in life where you find that you have an immediate and intense need for a bag of cheap, too-salty wavy-cut chips, and it’s vital to not ignore that
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phoenix spice latte. @phxomg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Shoutout to all the bros who dress like they’re in a numetal band but can’t play any instruments; you’re the real heroes
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phoenix spice latte. @phxomg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Blowing the Weeds of Love
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phoenix spice latte. @phxomg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Dr Teeth & the Women
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Norman Records @normanrecords.com · 28/09/2026
JUST IN! 'Raise (35th Anniversary)' by Swervedriver Classic of a shoegaze debut now expanded with hand-picked era-related B-sides and rarities. www.normanrecords.com/records/2177...
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phoenix spice latte. @phxomg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Am I dead?
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phoenix spice latte. @phxomg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
One things for sure- there’s nothing Kansas republicans are convinced is a bigger issue in the midterms than property taxes. Oh, and also “biological males playing girls’ sports”
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phoenix spice latte. @phxomg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I Shit On Your Grave
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Flavius Valens @flaviusvalens.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Last call on these bad boys. Tonight is the last night I can order them 🫡
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phoenix spice latte. @phxomg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Shirt that says Killer Mike and it’s all pictures of Ceelo Green
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phoenix spice latte. @phxomg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Tis the season, mfers
Pumpkin spice oatmeal creampies
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Scorpio: It’s true love season for you Scorpio! Get out there and find your person. Oh you just missed them! Better luck next time.
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phoenix spice latte. @phxomg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What even is 9-1-1, every time I see an ad for that show cops are going to space or surfing on lava or fighting biblical plagues, it’s bonkers
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phoenix spice latte. @phxomg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Locking the deadbolt bcz my girl has “a weird feeling”, and y’know what, good enough for me
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phoenix spice latte. @phxomg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Big Gay AI anybody done that yet
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phoenix spice latte. @phxomg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Mark Poon Jr
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phoenix spice latte. @phxomg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
There should be a tv show about board games called Parker Brothers Can’t Lose
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phoenix spice latte. @phxomg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you have sex with an alien does that make you an otherfucker
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phoenix spice latte. @phxomg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just watched a woman place a tiny to-go pizza box in her trunk very carefully, the way you’d do it if it was a baby you were putting in a trunk
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phoenix spice latte. @phxomg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh shiiit
Sick af yellow Santa Muerte Deftones shirt
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phoenix spice latte. @phxomg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Smiths themed pizzeria called Cheese Cheese Cheese Let Me Get What I Want
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