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Matt Helgeson @matthelgeson.bsky.social · 3h

It's extremely rare in the year of our Lord 2026 to see a true first ballot hall of fame custom van like this.

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@CandyScreamsH🎃💀 @brandybeansh.bsky.social · 1h

White Sox hanging on for dear life

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@CandyScreamsH🎃💀 @brandybeansh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

They should sell just a complete Treehouse of Horror collection of the Simpsons. Those stayed pretty good through even current seasons

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@CandyScreamsH🎃💀 @brandybeansh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

If anyone can find the old Photoshop I did of White Sox mascot Southpaw storming the Capitol, I need it for this upcoming series

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@CandyScreamsH🎃💀 @brandybeansh.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

Tech CEO caught having an affair at a Coldplay concert

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@CandyScreamsH🎃💀 @brandybeansh.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Thinking about this Facebook ad I got the other day for some sort of White Sox torture device. Chicabu Ghraib

Facebook ad for a White Sox hooded blanket. The blanket is behind held and stretched out while covering the face of the person holding it in a way that evokes CIA torture photos from Abu Ghraib

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@CandyScreamsH🎃💀 @brandybeansh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

'Are the Cubs or White Sox more woke' discourse is very funny because it's like well ok are cops more progressive than private equity? Is it more progressive to be a mom and pop absentee landlord or a corporate slumlord? Which album, specifically, did you stop liking Kanye West?

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JJ @jjdotbiz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

ROLLING STONE

WHAT SOME FOLKS REALLY MEAN WHEN THEY CALIM TO HAVE NEVER HEARD "PICK-UP TRUCK BIRTHDAY PARTY"

Proclaiming you're unfamiliar with Memphis Kansas Breeze's record-setting song has a lot in common with saying "I listen to anything but country"

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@CandyScreamsH🎃💀 @brandybeansh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The mere act of living in a bubble is not actually bad. Really depends on the bubble. I'm glad dumb shit that sucks doesn't get into my bubble

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@CandyScreamsH🎃💀 @brandybeansh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Bread and cheese? French yes please! Bread cheese and sauce? That's Italian now, boss

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@CandyScreamsH🎃💀 @brandybeansh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Just Shazamed the first dance at a wedding

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@CandyScreamsH🎃💀 @brandybeansh.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

A thing I like to be really pedantic about is that The Count from Sesame Street is not a vampire but is, in fact, a "vampire-like Muppet." Not sure if any of the other guys have this sort of nuance. I think Kermit is just a regular frog, for example.

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@CandyScreamsH🎃💀 @brandybeansh.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Started signing emails Thanks! - B Instead of my old and overly formal Sincerely, Brandon Hinke Never too late to change folks. Never too late to change..

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@CandyScreamsH🎃💀 @brandybeansh.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

One of my least favorite things is when a funny thing happens but then I have to start defending it to strangers who find it funny in the wrong way 😔

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@CandyScreamsH🎃💀 @brandybeansh.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

"+15 Trump districts are within the margin of error" is awesome news but also man American voters are morons. No short term memory to speak of! Not very Marxist of me to say I guess but this democratic population is no good!

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@CandyScreamsH🎃💀 @brandybeansh.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Don't do this to me man. Leave me alone

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Emma Berquist @emmaberquist.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

It's such a scam, there was that atlantic article a few years ago that I still think about where the dentist gave a patient NINE ROOT CANALS

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@CandyScreamsH🎃💀 @brandybeansh.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Ray Gunn is, unfortunately, extremely some shit I'm into

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@CandyScreamsH🎃💀 @brandybeansh.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Honestly? Hell yeah. Living in the fall of an empire is so SLOW so I'm glad we're going to pick up the pace a bit here

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@CandyScreamsH🎃💀 @brandybeansh.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Lanterns is not very good but man, Kyle Chandler is really the greatest to ever do it, huh? Show goes from middling streaming IP crap to 5 stars perfect television every time he's on screen

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@CandyScreamsH🎃💀 @brandybeansh.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Saw Tilly Norwood leaving The Girl and the Goat with her upsettingly younger boyfriend last night 😬😬

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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots.

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@CandyScreamsH🎃💀 @brandybeansh.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Very curious to see how strong the "oh the hot dog guy?" vote is in Chicago's mayoral race.

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@CandyScreamsH🎃💀 @brandybeansh.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I don't really have a dog in this fight but there has been a streak of bloggers being like "Hasan Piker can't be trusted because he's only interested in raising his own profile." Which, sure, but you don't get the moral high ground just because you write takes down instead of saying them to camera.

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Christopher Hale @christopherjhale.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

The future Pope Leo XIV in his prime was a party animal.

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@CandyScreamsH🎃💀 @brandybeansh.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Cow tools moment. No one gets this one now but you're kids are gonna love it

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Happy National Hamburger Day @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Do you ever feel like maybe you died a decade ago and have been living in a coma world that’s trying to give you subtle clues that your family back home is crying and telling you to go towards the light

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Abby HALLOWWWEEEEEEN @rememberingmachine.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Sometimes you see a post in the wild and realize people have a very different experience in how they engage the world

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@CandyScreamsH🎃💀 @brandybeansh.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Who knew we'd get so much mileage out of "this is going to ruin the tour"

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 15/09/2026

(briefly forgetting other people have real problems) ...so episode order and broadcast order just drift farther and farther apart. It's gotten so bad TMDb now lists futurama in season 14 while disney publishes new episodes as season 11. and not a single candidate is willing to take a stand on this

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@CandyScreamsH🎃💀 @brandybeansh.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I do think one of the takeaways from last night's Emmys is that only SNL alumni and cast should be making jokes at award shows. Marcello Hernández, Amy Poehler, and John Mulaney were the only good bits. Less bits in general and more time for speeches but if you're actually funny you get 2 minutes

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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

🏈 CHI 59 - 37 CAR FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1096th unique final score in NFL history.

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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Yo. This is the union calling for a boycott. Here in America people like to say "Well I was already boycotting Starbucks!" No you were not. You were just choosing not to buy their stuff. That is not a boycott. A boycott is an organized, collective activity. "I" don't boycott: we do.

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@CandyScreamsH🎃💀 @brandybeansh.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Panthers/Bears are putting on a clinic right now (they both need to go to the hospital)

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@CandyScreamsH🎃💀 @brandybeansh.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Believing in Blue Texas is basically like thinking the Loch Ness Monster is real. Grow up

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joe kwaczala @joekwa.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

i wrote this!

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@CandyScreamsH🎃💀 @brandybeansh.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Happy "9/11 happened here too, people forget that" Day to all my fellow Virginians

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@CandyScreamsH🎃💀 @brandybeansh.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I know I'm a really dumb guy because I saw a video of dude just saying "you need to run the damn ball in real life. Just straight up the middle, crush through, keep the clock running" and it genuinely inspired me to knock out a bunch of emails this morning

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@CandyScreamsH🎃💀 @brandybeansh.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

There should be a Duolingo but for regional accents

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AF @arkansasfred.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

That’s wassup!

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