Reposted by Sweasel von Trapptoilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 13hFound the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately 12668751880
Sweasel von Trapp @irritatingly.gay · 3hOne of the little nylon foot-nubbins on this armoire broke, leaving the nail to gouge trenches into the floor when I slid it to clean behind. So, time to disassemble, deep clean, and replace the nubbins with better quality sliders. 030
Sweasel von Trapp @irritatingly.gay · 4hThere's no need for you to subtweet about me like this. If you have something to say about my well known nun killings, just come out and say it. 170
Sweasel von Trapp @irritatingly.gay · 4hNever, ever look under the furniture near the parrot’s cage 470
Reposted by Sweasel von TrappSweasel von Trapp @irritatingly.gay · 05/10/2026Blanche was one of the oddest people I have ever met. I met her when she started dating her second husband, John, who was also fairly high on the list of oddest people I have ever met. They were very good for each other. This will be a thread. 😂millerandketchamfuneralhome.comObituary for Blanche Marlene (Rider) Welch | Miller & Ketcham Funeral Homes, Inc.Celebrate the life of Blanche Welch and join others in sharing memories, stories, and condolences. 1172
Reposted by Sweasel von TrappDarren Dahly @statsepi.bsky.social · 15hThey hounded Aaron Swartz to death for downloading papers from jstor but society is now supposed to just accept mass theft because this thing can write that TPS report *for* you. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aaron_S...en.wikipedia.orgAaron Swartz - Wikipedia 4888299
Sweasel von Trapp @irritatingly.gay · 6hHis duplexer don't flip all the way over, if you know what I mean 010
Reposted by Sweasel von Trapp jaypea but spooky @jaypea.bsky.social · 27/01/2025Had a dream they rebooted Hellboy with Ted Danson in the titular role and now it is my life’s mission to get this film made 384
Reposted by Sweasel von TrappSweasel von Trapp @irritatingly.gay · 05/10/2026“Printer” IS the slur 1112
Reposted by Sweasel von TrappSweasel von Trapp @irritatingly.gay · 05/10/2026because a toaster oven doesn't pretend to be a person, you under-boiled egg 3142
Reposted by Sweasel von TrappSweasel von Trapp @irritatingly.gay · 05/10/2026I have to note here that the turkey hadn't been carved yet; she was just pulling meat off with her fingers while it rested after coming out of the oven. I was still busy cooking, but Grampa was watching with amusement as every couple of minutes, she'd walk past and grab another little nibble. 😂 161
Sweasel von Trapp @irritatingly.gay · 05/10/2026Honestly, we should all be so lucky as to go through life like Blanche. I struggle to tolerate being perceived at the best of times, and this lady was out there in her bright orange NASCAR truck, one tit flapping in the wind, grabbing fistfuls of turkey, giving zero shits. 030
Reposted by Sweasel von TrappNanoraptor @nanoraptor.danamania.com · 05/10/2026Can you imagine a juvenile parasaurolophus learning how to honk? Just pottering along beside mum or dad practicing along at like six am when the herd rises to move on. Praaaapapapap 0292
Sweasel von Trapp @irritatingly.gay · 05/10/2026I have to note here that the turkey hadn't been carved yet; she was just pulling meat off with her fingers while it rested after coming out of the oven. I was still busy cooking, but Grampa was watching with amusement as every couple of minutes, she'd walk past and grab another little nibble. 😂 161
Sweasel von Trapp @irritatingly.gay · 05/10/2026because a toaster oven doesn't pretend to be a person, you under-boiled egg 3142
Reposted by Sweasel von TrappAlice Ghostley @piegoblin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Dennis Hastert has died. 0373
Reposted by Sweasel von TrappColin @colin-fraser.net · 05/10/2026First of all, usually, no it doesn’t, other than very superficially. But more importantly, the reason it is bad to treat persons as non-persons is because they are persons. It does not follow that it is bad to treat everything in the world as a non-person. Most things are not persons. 526214
Reposted by Sweasel von TrappSweasel von Trapp @irritatingly.gay · 04/10/2026Kenny Loggins at the scene of a horrible farming accident: Loose... foot's loose... oh God, his foot's so loose Please, Louise, help me try and find his knees Jack, get back, that beam looks like it might crack 0104
Sweasel von Trapp @irritatingly.gay · 05/10/2026You know how Stephen King characters seem unrealistically odd until you've been to rural New England? 260
Sweasel von Trapp @irritatingly.gay · 05/10/2026I read that and chuckled 😂 It's true! They *were* made with care; I just can't vouch for what else they were made with. The scalloped potatoes were so bad that after being quietly dumped in the woods, not even the wild animals would eat them. They remained intact for at least a month. 110
Sweasel von Trapp @irritatingly.gay · 05/10/2026As an aside, Blanche's sister Brenda was in the nursing home with Lillian, so I got to spend a little time with her too. Brenda did not remember that her husband had died. She flirted with me anyway. Shamelessly. I always made sure to give her a hug when I visited. 😂 160
Sweasel von Trapp @irritatingly.gay · 05/10/2026John and Blanche's home was modest but immaculately kept. While he was married to Carol, I once saw John make a large batch of salsa in his barn because the kitchen wasn't clean. Two very odd ducks that quacked the same song. 590
Sweasel von Trapp @irritatingly.gay · 05/10/2026Blanche either never wore a bra, or never wore one that fit. I'm not sure which. After a mastectomy, Blanche declined reconstruction. She just walked around with a floppy tit on one side, and nothing on the other, completely unbothered. 2100
Sweasel von Trapp @irritatingly.gay · 05/10/2026When I cooked at camp, Blanche would sample the food before it was officially served. I recall making a full Thanksgiving-style turkey dinner one year. By the time everyone sat down to eat, a noticeable amount of turkey had gone missing. My grandfather claims it was a quarter of the bird. 1110
Sweasel von Trapp @irritatingly.gay · 05/10/2026Her turkey was dry, flavorless, and an unsettling shade of gray. Her scalloped potatoes and their purported ability to kill on contact were a running joke for well over a decade. But they were made with love. 1100
Sweasel von Trapp @irritatingly.gay · 05/10/2026Blanche began coming to our hunting camp. This caused consternation, because it Was Not Done™. Women did not come to camp. She brought home cooked dishes for everyone. They were, without exception, inedible. 1141
Sweasel von Trapp @irritatingly.gay · 05/10/2026John never learned to drive, nor did his first wife, Carol. When John and Blanche got together, he bought her a new truck. Or rather, an almost new truck. It was bright orange. It had previously been an Indy 500 pace car. It was covered in a genuinely funny amount of branding. 1110
Sweasel von Trapp @irritatingly.gay · 05/10/2026Blanche was one of the oddest people I have ever met. I met her when she started dating her second husband, John, who was also fairly high on the list of oddest people I have ever met. They were very good for each other. This will be a thread. 😂millerandketchamfuneralhome.comObituary for Blanche Marlene (Rider) Welch | Miller & Ketcham Funeral Homes, Inc.Celebrate the life of Blanche Welch and join others in sharing memories, stories, and condolences. 1172
Sweasel von Trapp @irritatingly.gay · 05/10/2026I have no sense of how I would even price a sweater repair. At my hourly real job rate, it would be cheaper to buy a new sweater than have me mend one. Probably by a lot. But I *want* to practice my mending skills, so I'm grateful for the opportunity. 🤷 050
Sweasel von Trapp @irritatingly.gay · 05/10/2026I'm not sure if this is unusual or not, but money is not a strong motivator for me, especially for "side gig" projects. A project is either something I want to do, or something I do not want to do. No amount of money will turn a "do not want" task into a "want" task for me. 180
Sweasel von Trapp @irritatingly.gay · 05/10/2026(And I do not charge. You can pay for shipping, but that's it.) 180
Reposted by Sweasel von TrappTravis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026If you wanted a skeleton in your yard for Halloween, you should've put a body out to decay 3 weeks ago 1415452
Sweasel von Trapp @irritatingly.gay · 05/10/2026Somebody needs to check Deniece Williams' hard drive. www.youtube.com/watch?v=gI7Y...youtube.comDeniece Williams - Let's Hear It for the Boy (Official Video)YouTube video by DenieceWilliamsVEVO 010
Sweasel von Trapp @irritatingly.gay · 04/10/2026I started moving furniture around and then I started repairing furniture and now my bed is disassembled and I am out of energy. Guess I'm sleeping on the couch tonight 😂 050
Sweasel von Trapp @irritatingly.gay · 04/10/2026Jesus, are you going for honorary lesbian status? That's some C L E A N framing 020