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Cantard

@cantard.bsky.social
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Accountant, 3.5 wizard, lover of giant fighting robots. Wanted to run for office, but things didn't work out.

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Cantard @cantard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Watched the last showing of the 40th Anniversary Transformers release at my theater, and two things: 1) Spike yelling "HOLY SHIT!", the only curse in the movie, when Unicron attacks, killed all ten people in the theater. We were dead. 2) Fighting the junkatrons to "Dare to be Stupid" was too much.🤦
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Cantard @cantard.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
In four months subpoena KPMG for the transactional records they are reviewing. Subpoena Citibank for all bank account records related to the oil sales.
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The New Republic @newrepublic.com · 16/09/2026
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House Cancels Votes to Avoid Embarrassment Over Hegseth Impeachment
Republicans are sending members of Congress home early to avoid a vote on the impeachment of Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth.
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Cantard @cantard.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
So...that happened.
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Cantard @cantard.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I'm seriously questioning why this video is being shared.
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Cantard @cantard.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Eye balling the UK potentially fragmenting like I'm playing Crusader Kings III and suddenly notice Scotland and Wales have succeeded in their wars for independence and it's time to dive in and secure new holdings.
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Cantard @cantard.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Got to watch the 40th anniversary of Akira at the theater and, while violent, the animation quality is outstanding. While some dislike having to check the bottom of the screen to learn what is being said, I actually learned more about the plot then when I watched it in English.
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Cantard @cantard.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The Family Research Council put out a post that we shouldn't forget who attacked us and why, and completely failed to mention Al-Qaeda or the geopolitical context of the late 90s. So...not apparently all that concerned about who and why.
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Cantard @cantard.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Sent a text my movie buddy to see if they wanted to see the 4K rerelease of Akira and she, who goes to anime convention in full self made costumes, didn't know what it was. I am shocked.
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Akira Kaneda
ALT: Akira Kaneda
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Cantard @cantard.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Got to watch The Thing for the first time and it was a pretty fun ride! The practical effects and story were very engaging as was the mounting tension. There were some...plot issues...like having it build a space ship.
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Elle Cordova @ellecordova.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I am the very model of a modern day typographer A font take on the tune “Modern Major General” by Gilbert & Sullivan #typography #fonts #graphicdesign
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Cantard @cantard.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Me: What movie do you want to watch? 7YO: IF. Me: ...IF? 7YO: IF. Me: IT? With the evil clown? You sure about that? 7YO: No. The one with the dog with a dozen tongues! Me: THE THING? Kid, I haven't even seen that one. 7YO: I WANT TO WATCH THAT ONE. Me: [Shows trailer] 7YO: Transformers?
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Cantard @cantard.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Watched Coyote vs Acme yesterday and found it to be a fun nostalgia trip of WB cartoons. Though I would like to remind the writers that the US Senate has absolutely no role in judicial proceedings, is not a court, and does not operate like at court.
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Cantard @cantard.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
In memory of Peter Cullen:
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Voltron Opening Theme | VOLTRON: DEFENDER OF THE UNIVERSE
YouTube video by Universal Kids
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WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Buckingham Palace band playing 9 to 5 for Dolly Parton
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Cantard @cantard.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Give me a single image from a film that immediately makes you hear the song from the soundtrack in your head. #FilmSky -de dow, de dow, dow de dow...
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Cantard @cantard.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Been away from X-Men '97 for a bit and played a bit of catch up. I have to say, the first person view of Kurt boffing around and sequentially bitch slapping everyone in first person was a treat. He must be incredibly annoying to fight.
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Nightcrawler X-Men '97 Intro
ALT: Nightcrawler X-Men '97 Intro
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Cantard @cantard.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Had a guy tell me that QAnon wasn't a Republican or Democrat thing and I think I insulted him with how hard I laughed in his face.
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Cantard @cantard.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Litigation is weird. Ex: My lawyer is being ghosted by your lawyer. Me: Yo lawyer, reach out and get this done. My Lawyer: [form reply of no substance] Me: Yo Ex's lawyer, is my lawyer talking to you guys now? Ex's Lawyer: You have a lawyer, so we can't talk to you. 1/
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Cantard @cantard.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Saw the new Spider-Man movie and it was fun, sentimental, action packed, and melancholic. Avoid spoilers like the plague. Very interested in how it develops the MCU. Tom Holland needed a shirtless scene in The Odyssey so people could remark on how Spider Jacked he is.
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Cantard @cantard.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
New 14th amendment violation dropped. You are apparently not subject to the jurisdiction if you: 1-were the rape baby of an ISIS member. 2-had a parent working as an embassy contractor. 3-we born by a surrogate. And more!
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Continuing to Protect the Meaning and Value of American Citizenship
By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered: Section 1.  Every child deserves a safe and nurturing home where they...
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Cantard @cantard.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Watching the Fauci hearing and feeling my blood heating up as people that lied repeatedly for Trump for the 2020 election and lied about the COVID-19 virus question Fauci.
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Cantard @cantard.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
That moment when you're sweating your bank balances and notice the plumber whose contact you canceled didn't refund the $1,500 deposit for work not performed.
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Cantard @cantard.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Accidently watched a first amendment "auditor" facebook page and now the algo is flooding me with them. After seeing videos of real victims being beaten by cops I'm amazed by these people acting in ways towards cops that I can only describe as "begging to be arrested".
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Cantard @cantard.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
BlueSky just did an age verification and boy was that intrusive. Not a fan.
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Cantard @cantard.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
It's interesting to look up McConnell's life and see that he was there when Dr. King gave his "I have a dream" speech. Real living history. Then you read about his zero sum politics and how he denounced Trump and refused to take any personal responsibility for doing anything about it.
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Cantard @cantard.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Me: I need a guy to install a water heater. Plumber 1: I can do it for 12K. Me: 🤮 Plumber 2: I can do it for 2.2K. Me: Excellent! [checks city website] Will you be pulling the permit and setting up the code compliance inspection? Plumber 2: I can't since I'm not a licensed plumber. Me: ☹️
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Cantard @cantard.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Watching the final episode of This American Experiment and am filled with so much venom and vitriol in the opening covering January 6.
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Cantard @cantard.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
We need to exuberant music in our lives.
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Jerry Reed plays and sings "Eastbound and Down" live in 1982
YouTube video by pianopappy
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Cantard @cantard.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
My 4YO, who has never seen He-Man, has found my brand spanking new Power Sword, and has determined it to be the greatest toy ever.
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Cantard @cantard.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Grandmother: I bought the boys the Dark Saber from the Mandalorian. 7YO: I bought DARK VADER'S LIGHT SABER! RAAA Me: eh...toy swords...great. [looks at the store shelf, falls into the eddies to time, grips the handle and holds it forth] BY THE POWER OF GREY SKULL... I HAVE...THE POWER!!!
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Cantard @cantard.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Son got sick, so I got to stay home taking care of him. Naturally, I spent that time cleaning the house and not playing the new Satisfactory 1.2 update and feeling the heady rush of optimizing performance.
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Cantard @cantard.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Burns 1,000 calories on the treadmill. Sleeps for 5 1/2 hours. Oh man, why is it so hard to concentrate this morning?
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Scott "KaiserNeko" Frerichs @kaiserneko.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
"MY FUCKING CABBAGES!"
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Cabbageman's Misfortunes in Avatar
Alt: Cabbageman's Misfortunes in Avatar
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Cantard @cantard.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
To set aside all of today's Trump stuff, I went to see He-Man and I thought it was pretty good! -Fight scenes felt like picking up two action figures and beating them together. -Some of the musical scores were transportative. -Jared Leto stole the scenes. His Skeletor was just great. -REFERENCES.
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Cantard @cantard.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Venture capitalist buys coffee shop. Spends gobs of money rebranding it. Fires the core staff with the loyal customers. Rehires the core staff with the loyal customers. Staff's paychecks start bouncing. [Pending] Coffee shop goes out of business. Damn you VCs!
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Cantard @cantard.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
-Hitting the gym every evening till I'm exhausted. -Dicking around when I get home till I'm getting just less than six hours of sleep. A sure way to do your best at work.
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Cantard @cantard.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I doubt it made a material difference, but I am quite happy that I campaigned against Chip Roy last summer. Come January, he leaves the public dole for political obscurity.
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Cantard @cantard.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Saw Mandalorian and Grogu and...yeah. It's an extralong Mandalorian episode. It's ok. The writing and dialog aren't stupid. Truly, the best of the movie is when you realize every character on screen is a puppet and not a CGI creature. And it's adorable.
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Cantard @cantard.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Lessee... Hewie Lewis and the News George Thoroughgood and the Delaware Destroyers Meatloaf Bad Religion Heart Red Hot Chili Peppers Eagles Boston Iron Maiden Kiss Trans-Siberian Orchestra x2 Joy of being in a major city. The bands come to you.
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Huey Lewis & The News - The Power Of Love (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by HueyLewisTheNewsVEVO
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Cantard @cantard.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Saw the Skeletor lightshow and went back in time.
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Fabulous Secret Powers
YouTube video by slackcircus
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Cantard @cantard.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Me: Laptop has limited memory. Need to finish my game so I can uninstall it and install Subnautica 2. Also Me: Just going to start up Crusader Kings III and rule all of Sardinia until the game crashes.
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Cantard @cantard.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Normal work wear: Blue jeans and polos. Going to campus in a dress shirt, suit jacket, and tie:
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Batman Dons His Suit
ALT: Batman Dons His Suit
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Cantard @cantard.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Catching up on The Boys, and The Deep driving a Cyber Truck is hilarious.
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Cantard @cantard.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Artemis II live feed right now. They're coming home! Eeeee!
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Cantard @cantard.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Started watch Maul and he's steal from a crime boss named Neko Deemis. SIGH. Nicodemus.
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Cantard @cantard.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Tossed on Don't Look Up...for no particular reason, and it starts pretty strong with the "Oh COOL we found an interstellar object" to "oh shit it's going to hit us and we're all going to die"
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Cantard @cantard.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Help, off to get the kids from afterschool care. Hoping Trump TACOs out in the mean time.
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Cantard @cantard.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
When Artemis II flies behind the moon, it's going to be an Oceans' 11 situation where they have to perform histories greatest heist in only 40 minutes before contact resumes.
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Cantard @cantard.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Spending my Saturday cleaning the house, catching up on work, and waiting to see if I managed to land @radiofreetom.bsky.social easter lamb recipe. Lots of garlic POWDER, garlic salt, oregano, and Pam olive oil spray. If it works out, I'll share it with my folks for lunch tomorrow.
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