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The Iron Prophet

@ironprophet.bsky.social
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TTRPG fan, enjoyer of The Void, LGBT Ally, PFP and Banner by Cosmignon.

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The Iron Prophet @ironprophet.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Maybe, just maybe, the next FE game shouldn't be this fuckhuge. I had more fun rolling through Engage at a brisk pace than this.
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The Iron Prophet @ironprophet.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
and how many *millions* of dollars did it take to get paxton up that high????
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The Iron Prophet @ironprophet.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
and if they try to insinuate otherwise, he will come down from on high and really ruin their campaign
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The Iron Prophet @ironprophet.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
They're all in Ohio. God help us.
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The Iron Prophet @ironprophet.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I stuck around cuz I thought the ship was gonna sink sooner, and I wanted to Be There. That all changed when Trump was elected again, and I've not been back.
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Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Average American politician: of course I support a two state solution, no I don't support doing anything to achieve that. Why do you ask? Average Israeli politician: by my own hand, the two state solution will be shot and buried in the ditch of history
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
the year is 2026. it’s unclear if the white house press secretary knows how to read.
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The Iron Prophet @ironprophet.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I'm more worried about their bullshit infecting actual video games. Kingdom Hearts springs foremost to mind.
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Puff the Magic Hater @mskellymhayes.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
So, if you're feeling tired, burnt out, or discouraged, do what you've gotta do. Tend your wounds. Hug your cat. Watch some bad TV. Don't argue in circles with strangers on social media. Don't tell everyone they're doomed. The world does not need your particular spin on giving up.
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The Iron Prophet @ironprophet.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Do You Have Any Idea How Little That Narrows It Down
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Nute @nutedawn.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I know we talk about Republicans’ brains breaking if they lose Texas etc and that’s obviously true as a general principle but it does feel as though they will break an extra level if they lose it to Talarico after spending the entire campaign in one of the weirdest Gender meltdowns I have ever seen
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
shoot your shot king
Big pickup with vanity plate reading Jolie1. On the tailgate is two portraits of Angelina Jolie and lettering that reads "If you're Angelina Jolie-I'm available." The back window has a decal that reads "Don't blame me I voted for Angelina Jolie"
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The Iron Prophet @ironprophet.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
So like Ken Paxton.
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Mei 🪽 @meidotwav.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence.
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The Iron Prophet @ironprophet.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Hogwarts Legacy got this weird pass from people seemingly because there's a significant creative distance between Portkey and Rowling. She wasn't directly involved in its creation like the FB movies and the new show.
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The Iron Prophet @ironprophet.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Republicans might start disapproving of him en masse if he drives the party directly into the fucking ditch.
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The Iron Prophet @ironprophet.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
it seems to skew younger as a show, though it seems that the White Lotus characters are supposed to be the stand-ins for the adult audience members. Seven Havens is really about parenting from that perspective.
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Christo Silvia @christosilvia.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I forget who said this but the quote was "the right thought that Kirk would become the new Horst-Wessel but instead he became Harambe"
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The Iron Prophet @ironprophet.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
show up
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escapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If I were clearly, no frills, no legal-defenses-available, no-bullshit guilty of murdering hundreds of fishermen in my capacity as head of the military I'd be really really really reluctant to set the precedent of "livestreaming a military firing-squad execution of a mass killer" but that's just me.
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The Iron Prophet @ironprophet.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
blue cobalt bomb
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hi, welcome to Temu Twitter, the retirement home for left of center millennials. The discourse of the day is Tim Onion’s girlfriend‘s opinions on Levantine ethnic politics.
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The Iron Prophet @ironprophet.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
almost time to defend peak on main
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Avatar Korra - Menace
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The Iron Prophet @ironprophet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
One hopes it's like this
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Persona 3 Persona 3 Dancing
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Ben McAdams (The Resurrection Arc) @purrtah.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
For the first time this cycle Ossoff is no longer in the Top 5 of ActBlue. Hinojosa is up there along with Jackson. However we really need to get Bottoms on there
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escapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Thank you for your service, you're going to get insanely wealthy and popular on book tours and the lecture/academic circuit, live a nice retired life of Esteemed And Respected Jurist, now hurry up and let us seat a 37 year old former public defender with reproduction New Deal posters in their office
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The Iron Prophet @ironprophet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
why wasn't this guy the nominee earlier????
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The Iron Prophet @ironprophet.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I think I used "sportsball" as the name of a generic as possible sport in a Pathfinder game. The players were tasked with guarding someone at a game and then TPK'd.
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The Iron Prophet @ironprophet.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
In a reality where he got therapy, he's inviting Mamdani to a new production of Cats right now.
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The Iron Prophet @ironprophet.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
James Bond would never stoop to upper decking toilets.
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The Iron Prophet @ironprophet.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
my god what have you done
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The Iron Prophet @ironprophet.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Nux: I Am Awaited in Valhalla! Mad Max
Alt: Nux: I Am Awaited in Valhalla! Mad Max
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The Iron Prophet @ironprophet.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Like Kamala Harris' campaign. Valiantly tilting on even though it's triage time.
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The Iron Prophet @ironprophet.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's mostly just Avatar on Paramount in a couple days.
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The Iron Prophet @ironprophet.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
let's keep going
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
this can't be real
a ken paxton mailer saying "when missing posters go up - ken paxton takes them down"
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The Iron Prophet @ironprophet.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
u wot m8
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A picture of Brian's face with the text 

"Repost if youre really fucking stupid"
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The Iron Prophet @ironprophet.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Band Of Misfits Monkey
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Fur Affinity 🏳️‍⚧️ @furaffinity.net · 02/10/2026
GONDOR CALLS FOR AID FA Announcement: Support Fur Affinity’s Community Funding www.furaffinity.net/journal/1143... gofund.me/8126f11cb
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Gondor Flame
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The Iron Prophet @ironprophet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
TBF, that franchise had the Heavy Iron duology.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Christians would rather fuck a couch than go to therapy
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The Iron Prophet @ironprophet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I like that no matter what happens in the last election, we're all stuck obsessing over polls like a bunch of cavemen attempting to decipher the stars.
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The Iron Prophet @ironprophet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
And he is not at *all* likely to react well to losing both houses of Congress in a month too! We can go lower!
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The Iron Prophet @ironprophet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Back in 2020, someone on a lefty D&D podcast's Discord cursed me out for not wanting to go all out helping Bernie Sanders after South Carolina. She got banned, but I never forgot the incident.
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The Iron Prophet @ironprophet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
fuckin' Aldi lets its employees sit on the checkout line why we doin' this still
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The Iron Prophet @ironprophet.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There's gonna be a yoon moment when the results come in
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The Iron Prophet @ironprophet.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
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The Iron Prophet @ironprophet.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It was pretty good, so good it convinced Joe Biden to run again.
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The Iron Prophet @ironprophet.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
whuh
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