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Ipsey The Unready

@ipsey.bsky.social
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Ultimately Useful Person. RPG nerd, Sociologist, Healthcare Worker, Writer. I am available for work!

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🎃Autopsy of Ashley Lynch 🔪🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
This is extremely cool. GOG is taking a stand against payment processors caving to fundamentalist religious groups and is offering a bunch of "banned" games for free. freedomtobuy.games
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Freedom To Buy
Join the 48-hour giveaway and stand for the freedom to buy games.
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Ipsey The Unready @ipsey.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Hi i am the Mom. I have no individual identity outside of Mother or Wife. My spouse refers to me exclusively as “Honey”. My only personal story is about how a high school rival DINK is jealous of me because I have it all. I only have mom activities like cooking, cleaning, and nagging.
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Theodore Hill (he/him) @probablyharmless.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Every once in a while one of my Canadian friends will ask me how I am and I'll unthinkingly say "livin' the dream!" and then they'll go "awesome!" and I'll once again have to explain that "livin' the dream" is "kill me" in American.
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Telephone Friend @ironyhat.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
I'm drinking the Bios Crash slurpee I hope it crashes my bios I hope I blue screen
slurpee machine with one crashed screen
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.
NYC Mass Shooting Was Nearly Impossible to Prevent, Experts Say
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Tom Lehrer died today. He was one of the great comedians our culture ever produced. Without Tom, there's no Weird Al, probably no that entire branch of comedy. He went alone and beat the odds. youtu.be/frAEmhqdLFs?...
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Tom Lehrer - We Will All Go Together When We Go
YouTube video by The Tom Lehrer Wisdom Channel
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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 26/07/2025
"Why aren't you posting about Important Social Issue #2829???" Because if I try to post about every single nightmare currently going on in the world, I will be unable to function
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
It is fucking insane that we had a decade of people complaining about the dangers of cancel culture, and now literally hundreds of thousands of people are being purged from government jobs for ideological reasons, but that is not cancel culture.
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Ipsey The Unready @ipsey.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
www.kickstarter.com/projects/dp9... My very good friend @cameraobscura83.bsky.social wrote for this and I know they are super passionate about tribe 8 and put his whole soul into this. Support them!
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Coming soon: Tribes in the Dark - Roleplaying Game
Tribes in the Dark is new edition of the Tribe 8 roleplaying game, powered by Forged in the Dark.
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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
*Three Doors Down voice* 🎶if I go crazy then will you throw beans at Superman🎶
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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 09/07/2025
This kind of stuff makes me even more furious with the "politicians shouldn't have to do stuff" people. The Home Depot guy has more of a responsibility to their community than anyone that is supposed to to represent them
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 10/07/2025
If you watch the video of Brad Lander being arrested, it’s very clear who is assaulting whom.
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
I always say I love my country the way Anthony Bourdain did, not as a benevolent state or one founded in innocence but as vast, beautiful place full of discrete people and cultures such as has rarely been attempted and worth fighting for.
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
i want these people to shut the fuck up and go away. why will they not shut the fuck up and go away
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Ipsey The Unready @ipsey.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
thank u babes for honoring me this way
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Farm Goth 🇵🇸 @poemsandfungus.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
I'll be honest with you, even if it seemed likely that it would be an actual end point, I still couldn't handle another 3 and a half years of this.
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Ipsey The Unready @ipsey.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
what a great pin!
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Chris Boyd @paperghost.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
heard from an old work colleague who's now heavily into AI and he told me he gets things done much quicker. did some gentle probing and it turns out "much quicker* is an extra hour checking for mistakes. has everyone been hypnotised or something
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Ipsey The Unready @ipsey.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
I’m not sure that would have improved things.
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Ipsey The Unready @ipsey.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
man you dodged a bullet nobody tried to marry you off to JD Vance
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Ipsey The Unready @ipsey.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Stop trying to make me a cause celebre.
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Sarah Day 🖋️🦊 @sarahday.org · 19/06/2025
Everyone pack up and go home, I've found the best possible tourist trap gift shop purchase.
A laser cut wooden magnet showing two human figures, their heads bent together as if sharing a romantic moment. The text on the magnet says 'Life is not the amount of breaths you take. It's the moments that that your breath away. DONNER MEMORIAL STATE PARK. 2025.' The font is Papyrus. It's funny because the Donner party notoriously resorted to cannibalism while snowed in during the winter of 1846.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
“No Americans have ever applied… pick peaches in brutally hot Texas summers… if it weren’t for them there would be no peaches…” 🍑
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 13/06/2025
Just let Sabrina Carpenter have an album cover y'all are weird and prudish
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L @banalplay.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Look who's paying people to come to his birthday party
Craigslist posting from T-Mellon Events looking for seat fillers for the little birthday boy's parade on the 14th. "People of color and ethnic groups" are encouraged to sign up for "perception control." Attendees are promised free fast food and $1,000 in an unspecified shitcoin.
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Ipsey The Unready @ipsey.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Noooooooo
Sun Lolly limited edition “Bussin’ Melonberry”
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Blinkie @meemawblinkie.northsky.social · 08/06/2025
Remember this iconic photo from Ferguson? This is Edward Crawford, throwing back a tear gas canister to protect some nearby kids. Like many identified Ferguson protesters and organizers, he was "found dead" a couple years later and neither the cops nor the media will ever investigate.
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dr. caitlin m. green @caitlinmoriah.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
in so many videos out of LA i am seeing officers aiming rubber bullets right into crowds, this is filling me with a deep and anxious rage knowing what happens when they do that www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/ne...
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Journalist shot by Minneapolis police during 2020 protests dying from injuries
Linda Tirado was in Minneapolis from out of state covering the protests and rioting when police shot her in the face with a rubber bullet, also known as a "less-lethal" round.
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Ipsey The Unready @ipsey.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
www.twitch.tv/plasticagepl... I'm live now with Plastic Age Plays for @theonyxpath.bsky.social for OPP Con. We're playing Scion Mythos!
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plasticageplays - Twitch
[Onyx Path Con 2025] — Scion: Masks of Mythos
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
holy shit
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Ipsey The Unready @ipsey.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Going live right now with @theonyxpath.bsky.social for OPP Con! I will be the gunner for the AP of Trinity Continuum Steam Wars www.twitch.tv/plasticagepl...
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plasticageplays - Twitch
[Onyx Path Con 2025] — Trinity Continuum: Steam Wars w/ @SimulacraTV
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Johnny Normality (Spooky Mode) @probgobl.in · 06/06/2025
I know posting "the girls are fighting" seems funny, but it's actually insensitive and shitty. My father died in a girl fight. He tried to break it up and the girls pulled him apart like freshly baked bread. He didn't even scream. One moment he was there, the next just a spray of dad viscera.
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Lumin 🔜 Eclipse [1st Cour] @screwy.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
how the fuck do you take objectively longer than thousands of people playing input tug-o-war
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UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance𓅃 @falconryfinance.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
This is what happens when we don't have kink at pride
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Ipsey The Unready @ipsey.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
I have Greek because I am in a torrid love affair with statistics and I need to be beyond σ about it.
Σ (sigma) summation
μ (mu) mean of the population 
σ (sigma) standard deviation of population 
α (alpha) type I error rate 
β (beta) regression coefficients (population)
Θ (theta) a general population parameter
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Ipsey The Unready @ipsey.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
I also have Korean and Greek on my phone keyboard. I don’t remember why I have Korean on there but I can’t be bothered to take it off.
A screenshot of an iPhone keyboard with the following options:

- English UK (QWERTY)
- English & Dansk
- English & Español 
- Emoji
- Japanese (Hiragana)
- Japanese (Romaji)
- English & Français 
- Korean
- Greek
- GIF keyboard
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Ipsey The Unready @ipsey.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
The only people in the world who can call me Bro are French dudes who know what DPS is.
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Ipsey The Unready @ipsey.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
I sound like I’m three when I speak French. But I love it when French gamers call me Bro.
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Ipsey The Unready @ipsey.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Another reason why Danish is unserious - they also have a base 20 number system be fr fr.
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Ipsey The Unready @ipsey.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
French is also serious, but to the point of ridiculousness where it loops back around to being unserious again. Base-twenty ass number system.
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Ipsey The Unready @ipsey.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
The only deeply serious language I know is Japanese. If you have five different levels of language based off respect, then you’re a serious language.
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Ipsey The Unready @ipsey.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
For the record the language is Danish. I also think English is an unserious language. Spanish too, but I sound like I’m five when I speak Spanish.
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Ipsey The Unready @ipsey.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Deeply unserious language.
Bottles of soap from the brand “Grøn Balance Pleje” labelled “Mild Baby Bad Bath”
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Ipsey The Unready @ipsey.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
flyingtiger.com/en-dk/collec... Astounding that the Danish dollar store has a better pride selection than Target.
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Happy Pride | pride merchandise | rainbow accessories | LGBTQ+ gifts
Celebrate pride with colour and joy – from rainbow-themed picks to inclusive party vibes and heartfelt gifting.
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Andy L @andylaut.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
God bless Uncrustables Sandwich I love Jam inside your Peanut butter That itself is inside of a bun
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