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Ipsey The Unready @ipsey.bsky.social · 01/06/2025

I have Greek because I am in a torrid love affair with statistics and I need to be beyond σ about it.

Σ (sigma) summation
μ (mu) mean of the population
σ (sigma) standard deviation of population
α (alpha) type I error rate
β (beta) regression coefficients (population)
Θ (theta) a general population parameter

Ipsey The Unready @ipsey.bsky.social · 01/06/2025

I also have Korean and Greek on my phone keyboard. I don’t remember why I have Korean on there but I can’t be bothered to take it off.

A screenshot of an iPhone keyboard with the following options:

- English UK (QWERTY)
- English & Dansk
- English & Español
- Emoji
- Japanese (Hiragana)
- Japanese (Romaji)
- English & Français
- Korean
- Greek
- GIF keyboard

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Ipsey The Unready @ipsey.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

Like it’s stupid amounts of money to go there and not do anything.

A picture of a website that translates to “travel to Cuba from 12,382 danish kroner”

A picture of a currency converter indicating that 12,382 Danish kroner is equal to 1,858.24 USD.

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Ipsey The Unready @ipsey.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

Good morning Shoe heard my alarm go off and demanded wet cat food.

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Ipsey The Unready @ipsey.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

Oreo is 100cm tall which is very large for a rat I am told.

A normal sized rat in her cage next to the 100cm line of a child’s height measuring decal.

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Ipsey The Unready @ipsey.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

If you see this post your black and white art. I was trying to do a child’s drawing for my changeling game of a new boogeyman antagonist - the Beldam. She’s all angles and bells.

A child style drawing of a woman made of lines and triangles. Underneath in childish handwriting is the word “DAMEN” - “the lady” in Swedish. It is signed by “Viktoria”

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Ipsey The Unready @ipsey.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

When I wake up in the mornings I make the rats little plates of rat salad and without fail my husband comes by and is like “that looks delicious” right before I plop a spoonful of wet cat food on top.

A rat salad with broccolini, sliced apples and peses, peas, blueberries, cucumber, bean sprouts, pine nuts, sunflower kernels, walnuts, sliced almonds, sesame seeds, and wet cat food.

The devoured salad - one of the rats has gathered the apples and cucumber slices. The plate has some seeds, nuts, and bean sprouts left on it.

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Ipsey The Unready @ipsey.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

Someone took issue on the Tumblr with me saying she was gender non conforming so i recreated my favorite bathroom graffiti in response.

A rat is standing before two people of indeterminate gender. the rat has a little seed. One of the people says “Er du XX eller XY?” (Are you XX or XY?)

The rat responds “Jeg er en rotte”. (I am a rat)

A skeleton stands before two people of nonspecific gender. One of the people asks “Er du XX eller XY?” (Are you XX or XY?)

The skeleton responds “Jeg er død” (I am dead).

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Ipsey The Unready @ipsey.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

Someone thought they could take up multiple spaces at the grocery store today but did not account for the fact that I drive a tiny fucken clown car and had plenty of space.

A car parked over the line next to an enclosed scooter car.

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Ipsey The Unready @ipsey.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

Here is their gay little house and panda.

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Ipsey The Unready @ipsey.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

We’ve decided to Honor her girlhood and reunited her with her little rat girl pals. They greeted each other in a sapphic way and now have a rat sized plush panda in their enclosure.

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Ipsey The Unready @ipsey.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

Post a meme that was made by you

Tips for WoD STs:

Make it Sexier.
Make it Sillier.
Make it Sickening.

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Ipsey The Unready @ipsey.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

Sadly we only have this here in Europe

A box of Mississippi Belle Macaroni and Cheese dinner

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Ipsey The Unready @ipsey.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

Post a meme made by you. Context: Someone was complaining about Jeri Ryan talking about politics so I put Jeri Ryan on the parks and Rec permit meme because Jeri Ryan has earned the right to say whatever she wants forever a lot politics.

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Ipsey The Unready @ipsey.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

Kiddo is obsessed with Poppy Playtime from @mobentertainment.com so I made her a valentine with some of her favorite characters in it.

a colored pencil drawing of Yarnaby from Poppy Playtime Chapter 4. He has three hearts over his head. Text reads "Will you Yarnaby mine?"

Colored pencil drawing of Doey Doughman from Poppy Playtime chapter 4. Text reads "Doey ya anna be my valentine?"

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Ipsey The Unready @ipsey.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

New turtle dropped. (She got her ice tea)

The hug emoji but it’s holding two turtles in its hands. Underneath is text.

“Can you get the ice tea”
“Please”

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Ipsey The Unready @ipsey.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

Hey, I'm judging in the Storypath Nexus GameJam from @onyxplusdot.bsky.social and I would love to see everyone's cool submissions! Send what you've got in, there's still time!

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Ipsey The Unready @ipsey.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

I really appreciate the turtle based communication

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Ipsey The Unready @ipsey.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

Since I told her this she started texting me with turtle punctuation

A text with two turtle emojis:
- kissy face turtle with the text “love you”
- sick turtle with the text “I don’t feel good”

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Ipsey The Unready @ipsey.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

Needless to say everyone loves angry turtle

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Ipsey The Unready @ipsey.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

This is how my daughter lets me know she’s angry.

A text screenshot of an emoji turtle that has been mixed with the angry emoji, so the turtle is angry and red. Underneath is the word “STOP”

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Ipsey The Unready @ipsey.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

Weird request but okay, here’s some fancy garlic bread.

A loaf of garlic bread with a top hat, monocle, moustache, and bow tie

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Ipsey The Unready @ipsey.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

For Christmas I commissioned a custom cocktail (rose mojito) for my husband, which I wrote down and painted for him. I even made the rose syrup myself - a process that took weeks!

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Ipsey The Unready @ipsey.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

I made tonkatsu for the first time in years and my husband loved it.

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Ipsey The Unready @ipsey.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

I’ve been off focusing on my mental health and my family but I’ve been doing some fun projects. I finally found the right kind of ice cream cones to make ice cream cone cupcakes! The family did not like the Flavor of the cones and I didn’t do the full on frosting but it was fun.

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Ipsey The Unready @ipsey.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh.

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Ipsey The Unready @ipsey.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

I brined the Turkey with another American rarity - pickle juice from a Van Holtens pickle (about $5.00 usd). I used other spices but the pickle brine comes from copycat Chik FIL A recipes and I wanted to try that here. It did come out a little sour, but otherwise alright.

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Ipsey The Unready @ipsey.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

Stuffing is not a popular side for many meals; I always have to make this from scratch. I bought a loaf of sliced sourdough and slathered it with olive oil, lemon juice, and spices. I toasted it in the oven (and put it back in the bag to keep overnight).

A loaf of sliced bread that’s been seasoned, toasted, and put back in the bag.

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Ipsey The Unready @ipsey.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

We don’t get condensed cream of mushroom soup here - so I made that from scratch too. Real cream, and I had to slice my own mushrooms. Green beans were frozen. Fried onions from the store (they’re a popular topping here).

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Ipsey The Unready @ipsey.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

We had Danesgiving today (my husbands first day off this week). Everything homemade from scratch except the scalloped potatoes which we bought from the store. A thread on celebrating a holiday as an American living in Denmark.

A plate of thanksgiving food; Turkey with cranberry sauce, scalloped potatoes, stuffing with gravy, green bean casserole.

Four trays of food. Top to bottom - stuffing, sliced Turkey breast, green bean casserole, scalloped potatoes.

An apple pie baked in a cast iron skillet, topped with cinnamon sugar.

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Ipsey The Unready @ipsey.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

post a pic you took to add some calm to the timeline

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Ipsey The Unready @ipsey.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

Show me your pet and what they were named after.

A shoe (pink with rainbow colored mermaid scales)

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Ipsey The Unready @ipsey.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

Without downloading any new pics, where are you at mentally?

Graffiti of a skeleton talking to two people. One of the people asks “Er du XX eller XY?” (Are you XX or XY?) The skeleton answers “Jeg er død.” (I am dead.)

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Ipsey The Unready @ipsey.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

What Denmark doesn’t want you to know about why wind production is down - the windmills are secretly a cover to turn the country into a giant airship to avoid climate change. Source: this drawing I made in 5 minutes at my kitchen table

A red pen ink drawing labelled “mobile assault Denmark” showing the country of Denmark as an airship. It is not very good.

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Ipsey The Unready @ipsey.bsky.social · 30/10/2023

The very slow progress of adding tiny punk patches on the dougal house shield.

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Ipsey The Unready @ipsey.bsky.social · 17/10/2023

I keep losing the name for these glorious dogs (Great Pyrenees) and my statistics addled brain keeps insisting they are "Bayesian Hounds" which is absolutely not a thing but the way things are going if I ever get one I will have to name it Thomas Bayes.

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Ipsey The Unready @ipsey.bsky.social · 13/10/2023

Some people do not appreciate my genius when it comes to designing youtube thumbnails. My hobby is doing terrible photomanipulations in under 5 minutes.

A selfie of a woman in a low cut green dress wearing purple heart sunglasses. Different words surround her face in four different fonts and colors.

"EXLATED!!! Scions? Tritinties Vampires?"

Across her cleavage in yet another font are the words "WHAT RPG IS? (ALSO BOOBS)"

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Ipsey The Unready @ipsey.bsky.social · 11/10/2023

Last night my artist character failed a roll to create an art so I took 5 minutes to draw her failed drawing and everyone loved it. She drew her ex husband in the slutty dress from BG3 and added her criticism. It's not quite a stick figure. Text transcription and fuller description in the Alt Text.

Top Text: "I'M EMMANUEL AND"

Bottom Text: "I'M A STUPID DUMB (UNAPPRECIATIVE) ASSHOLE TO MY EX WIFE WHO IS ONLY TRYING TO BE NICE!!!"

Text surrounding the image: "Glitter Skin like Edward", "SMUG", "GAY COUCH", "NO SHOES", "Fart".

The image is not quite a stick figure but a bit more fleshed out and crudely drawn. He's holding a glass, and a bottle labeled "Whine". She signed the bottom of the dress "Tansy".

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Ipsey The Unready @ipsey.bsky.social · 29/09/2023

I found this in the innovation lab and have been spinning in my office chair singing Wonder Woman all morning.

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Ipsey The Unready @ipsey.bsky.social · 28/09/2023

Here’s Floyd, a pigeon who crashed into my window and broke his foot. He got a cozy nap in a warm box with corn meal and water and a soft cloth, and the next morning we took him to the bird sanctuary

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Ipsey The Unready @ipsey.bsky.social · 27/09/2023

Here’s a bee who wandered into the shared office at work. My coworkers fled but I gently took her back outside on my finger. She took a nibble of honey and flew off when she felt the wind.

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Ipsey The Unready @ipsey.bsky.social · 15/09/2023

Reading an extremely simplified version of Niklas Luhmann's systems theory and communication theory in society and I just know he would have hated it being reduced to a single page and an extremely simplified graphic.

Nicklas Luhmann (1927-98).

A graphic with two heads and six text boxes.

Box 1 - Head 1 - A speech bubble that reads "Information"
Box 2 - Arrow pointing from head one to head 2 "Meddelelse (translation: Message)"
Box 3 - Head 2 - Thought Bubble "Forståelse - Reflektion (Translation: Understanding - Reflection)"
Box 4 - Head 2: Speech Bubble "Information"
Box 5 - Arrow pointing from Head 2 to head 1 "Meddelelse (translation: Message)"
Box 6 - Head 1 - Thought Bubble "Forståelse - Reflektion (Translation: Understanding - Reflection)"

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Ipsey The Unready @ipsey.bsky.social · 14/09/2023

Shoe has decided she is groceries.

A tuxedo cat in a sink with two grocery bags. One bag is a black chill bag and the other is a green reusable bag.

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