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Wouter van Oortmerssen @wvo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I made another programming language: github.com/aardappel/go... Safer, faster, and uses less memory than Rust & C++. No allocators, no GC, stable pointers to growing in-line data structures:

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goose/README.md at master · aardappel/goose

The Goose Programming Language. Contribute to aardappel/goose development by creating an account on GitHub.

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srrrse @without.boats · 07/10/2026

every time i see RSI I think people are talking about carpal tunnel

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eliza🌻 @elizas.website · 07/10/2026

okay, but...could your claude have done THIS???

for pid in pids {
// Don't pfiles yourself! You'll go blind!
if pid == me {
continue;
}

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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Iran doesn’t need to DDoS attack Bluesky. All it needs to do is post is “what if a DoorDash driver got caught by a speed camera on the way to someone who was having a bad day of executive function”

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apenwarr @apenwarr.ca · 18/07/2026

In other news, users will open spam emails and scan QR codes despite security training because the security training is dumb

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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 07/06/2026

Here's an easter egg in the new Lego Batman that I think all of you will REALLY appreciate. It's so good, I had to make a video.

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Craig Tiller @invalidop.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Look at me piling more and more global mutable state into this program.

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Brett Roberts @brettroberts.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

‘Making’ chess pieces from Lego. Wow ! Source / Creator: Greg Saniatan aka slopsmcgee, in collaboration with LEGO

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Craig Tiller @invalidop.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

I've played enough Dwarf Fortress and Baldur's Gate now. And I've gone as far in Factorio as I need to. Is there anything left in gaming?

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Rebane @rebane2001.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

i built an entire x86 CPU emulator in CSS (no javascript) you can write programs in C, compile them to x86 machine code with GCC, and run them inside CSS lyra.horse/x86css/

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Bruce Springsteen @brucespringsteen.net · 28/01/2026

I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good. Stay free

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Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)

YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen

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chevalier d'ely @ely.fyi · 11/11/2025

"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.

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tef @tef.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

c.f there are only two types of programming language ones with for loops, where no-one uses the for loops and ones without for loops, where everyone wishes there were for loops

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Craig Tiller @invalidop.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

Ok so I finally got around to Factorio... who knew you could make flow control a game.

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SaraAAAGHH A GHOST!!! Ford 🐍🎨👻 @angeloslh.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

This will soon be the only way british people can view porn

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JF Bastien @jfbastien.com · 16/07/2025

When are they rewriting Unix `tee` in Rust? It’s only 350 lines of code. 🦀 Seems to me like the easiest way to achieve memory safe tee everywhere. 🙃

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CaptnCanada 🇨🇦 @captncanada.bsky.social · 12/06/2025

🇨🇦 Morning Laugh 🇨🇦

Dear neighbours, we have kidnapped your bald eagle. He’ll be safely returned to you on impeachment day. We believe this is in everyone’s best interest. Sincerely, Canada

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Stephanie Carvin @stephaniecarvin.bsky.social · 10/06/2025

Exports of American wine to Canada is down… 93%

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Cliff Fisher @brd.bsky.social · 15/05/2025

This is literally what the best of the best support, escalation, and incident response engineers do. It sets them apart. It makes them the SWAT team of the org. It's why execs demand them, specific ones, on calls. Take. Ownership.

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Craig Tiller @invalidop.bsky.social · 04/05/2025

@spheroeducation.bsky.social just plugged my bb8 in to enjoy star wars with the kids on May 4 and looks like the apps gone... sadness

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Kee Hinckley @nazgul.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 06/04/2025

Now there's a protest sign you don't see often.

Person holding a cardboard sign which reads "Hand off working COBOL code"

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Craig Tiller @invalidop.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

This implementation would be really simple... if only we had a different kind of mutex. Why am I like me?

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Craig Tiller @invalidop.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

New one for me: flight officer realizes they're not allowed in the destination country just prior to takeoff, so we got to taxi back and wait for the airline to find a replacement.

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Micah @rincewind.run · 06/02/2025

this is an underrated key to things Dems need to be doing right now these assholes have abdicated their jobs and let Elon rip out the government’s guts, and they are susceptible to neither shame nor scolding make them miserable, force them to be there all day every day to counter you

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Craig Tiller @invalidop.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

Wrote f(this) in a pull request today, and it sums up everything pretty well.

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Brittany Ellich @brittanyellich.com · 30/01/2025

In a shocking turn of events, a full hour of frustration could have been saved if I had read the actual error message.

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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

We should have known this was the wrong timeline when the British started making cooking shows

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P(aul) Frazee @pfrazee.com · 10/01/2025

If I miss your ping, I'm sorry, it's been kind of a long Monday

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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

Does it ever bother you that the two primary time zones in the United States are "Eastern" and "Pacific" instead of Eastern/Western or Atlantic/Pacific?

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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

CONTEXT: I wrote/drew this in 2020. Lol. Happy New Year!

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Niki Tonsky @tonsky.me · 21/12/2024

I propose we replace semantic versioning with pride versioning

Diagram with large number: 2.7.123
First “2” is commented: Proud version. Bump when you are proud of the release
Second “7” is commented: Default version. Just normal/okay releases
Third “123” is commented: Shame version. Bump when fixing things too embarrassing to admit

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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 14/03/2021

Meanwhile when my other Gran died her daughters fought FOR DAYS over her recipe notebook that nobody was allowed to touch till they finally decided to just copy the recipes down & so they opened it & found out there was only 1 entry & it said "Book that I pretend has recipes"

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Craig Tiller @invalidop.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

We came, we saw, we shat on it

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David Buchanan @retr0.id · 22/12/2024

sometimes an app hangs for long enough for me to mentally sketch out a design for my own version of the app that doesn't do that

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Craig Tiller @invalidop.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

I love that there's a place called 420 Poutine House here. Bloody perfect.

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Craig Tiller @invalidop.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

How hard should you work to prevent a problem that certainly won't happen until after you retire?

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Dylan Tate @dylantate.com · 08/12/2024

No way I got Bluesky to work on my microwave ft. @hankgreen.bsky.social

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cory @coryaltheide.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

Get out of scolding free card for anyone if they want it

Statement of IP Acknowledgement. We begin by acknowledging that the advancements in artificial intelligence we discuss today are, in part, built upon intellectual property that was not always obtained with the full consent and acknowledgment of its original creators. We recognize that this misappropriation has occurred, and it is with a sense of responsibility that we reflect on the implications of using such data and knowledge in the development of AI technologies. We honor the intellectual efforts and creativity of those individuals and groups, acknowledging their contributions as we engage in our work. We also recognize the broader technological ecosystem where past actions may not have always aligned with the principles of fairness and respect for intellectual property rights. We pay respect to the original creators of the knowledge and data that have contributed to our field, both acknowledged and unacknowledged, and we thank them for them for their work that has laid the foundations upon which we build today.

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Craig Tiller @invalidop.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

Yes I am writing an RPC system for the RPC system.

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Birds Are Dinosaurs @birdsaredinosaurs.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

Dune has the same plot as the Westminster Dog Show: After generations of careful breeding, we have produced this perfect little freak of nature and now it has behavioral issues

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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 29/11/2024

Always support your local bookstore. And other local businesses! Keep your money in your community when you can.

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Craig Tiller @invalidop.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

Knocking off early today. The code compiles, but I'm too scared to run it and find out how badly it's failing. Better that be a surprise for the morning.

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Leigh Honeywell @hypatia.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

Happy Secret Canadian Productivity Week to all those who observe 🦃🇨🇦

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Steve Klabnik @steveklabnik.com · 25/11/2024

herecomesthemoon.net/2024/11/two-...

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Craig Tiller @invalidop.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

My favorite email is an LGTM from a random bystander on GitHub.

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