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Wouter van Oortmerssen @wvo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I made another programming language: github.com/aardappel/go... Safer, faster, and uses less memory than Rust & C++. No allocators, no GC, stable pointers to growing in-line data structures:

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goose/README.md at master · aardappel/goose

The Goose Programming Language. Contribute to aardappel/goose development by creating an account on GitHub.

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srrrse @without.boats · 07/10/2026

every time i see RSI I think people are talking about carpal tunnel

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eliza🌻 @elizas.website · 07/10/2026

okay, but...could your claude have done THIS???

for pid in pids {
// Don't pfiles yourself! You'll go blind!
if pid == me {
continue;
}

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Craig Tiller @invalidop.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Dang, if you got to the west coast I'd sit down and drink one with you.

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Craig Tiller @invalidop.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I've started saying deterministic agent for daemon

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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Iran doesn’t need to DDoS attack Bluesky. All it needs to do is post is “what if a DoorDash driver got caught by a speed camera on the way to someone who was having a bad day of executive function”

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Craig Tiller @invalidop.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Finding things you've done at the museum is the awkward part

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Craig Tiller @invalidop.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

I mean I've been... Trying to balance what to do before a flight after sleeping way the heck in

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Craig Tiller @invalidop.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Oh is the thing today still going? I have suitcases but was considering dropping by

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apenwarr @apenwarr.ca · 18/07/2026

In other news, users will open spam emails and scan QR codes despite security training because the security training is dumb

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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 07/06/2026

Here's an easter egg in the new Lego Batman that I think all of you will REALLY appreciate. It's so good, I had to make a video.

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Craig Tiller @invalidop.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Look at me piling more and more global mutable state into this program.

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Craig Tiller @invalidop.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

We still have a release process to decide what g stands for, and a C api to retrieve it (grpc_g_stands_for() -- it's never returned "Google"

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Craig Tiller @invalidop.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

this is the content I come here for

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Craig Tiller @invalidop.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

Glad you have a reminder of your name nice and prominent.

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Brett Roberts @brettroberts.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

‘Making’ chess pieces from Lego. Wow ! Source / Creator: Greg Saniatan aka slopsmcgee, in collaboration with LEGO

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Craig Tiller @invalidop.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Almost seems like she should have been posted mid-week.

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Craig Tiller @invalidop.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

We should redo all of English with a phonetic spelling.

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Craig Tiller @invalidop.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

I've played enough Dwarf Fortress and Baldur's Gate now. And I've gone as far in Factorio as I need to. Is there anything left in gaming?

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Rebane @rebane2001.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

i built an entire x86 CPU emulator in CSS (no javascript) you can write programs in C, compile them to x86 machine code with GCC, and run them inside CSS lyra.horse/x86css/

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Bruce Springsteen @brucespringsteen.net · 28/01/2026

I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good. Stay free

youtu.be

Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)

YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen

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chevalier d'ely @ely.fyi · 11/11/2025

"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.

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Craig Tiller @invalidop.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

Got my coffee, you may proceed.

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tef @tef.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

c.f there are only two types of programming language ones with for loops, where no-one uses the for loops and ones without for loops, where everyone wishes there were for loops

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Craig Tiller @invalidop.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

Bonus points for sending the same number.

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Craig Tiller @invalidop.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

Ok so I finally got around to Factorio... who knew you could make flow control a game.

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SaraAAAGHH A GHOST!!! Ford 🐍🎨👻 @angeloslh.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

This will soon be the only way british people can view porn

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JF Bastien @jfbastien.com · 16/07/2025

When are they rewriting Unix `tee` in Rust? It’s only 350 lines of code. 🦀 Seems to me like the easiest way to achieve memory safe tee everywhere. 🙃

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Craig Tiller @invalidop.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

Watched my insurance rates 5x over 5 years... happy to be out of there now.

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CaptnCanada 🇨🇦 @captncanada.bsky.social · 12/06/2025

🇨🇦 Morning Laugh 🇨🇦

Dear neighbours, we have kidnapped your bald eagle. He’ll be safely returned to you on impeachment day. We believe this is in everyone’s best interest. Sincerely, Canada

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Stephanie Carvin @stephaniecarvin.bsky.social · 10/06/2025

Exports of American wine to Canada is down… 93%

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Craig Tiller @invalidop.bsky.social · 07/06/2025

Vibe out some code, have them review it later.

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Craig Tiller @invalidop.bsky.social · 26/05/2025

Tensor processing units... They make AI something

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Craig Tiller @invalidop.bsky.social · 26/05/2025

TPU means something other than the meaning I use daily right

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Cliff Fisher @brd.bsky.social · 15/05/2025

This is literally what the best of the best support, escalation, and incident response engineers do. It sets them apart. It makes them the SWAT team of the org. It's why execs demand them, specific ones, on calls. Take. Ownership.

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