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@95sports.bsky.social
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Commentary on sports (and other stuff) up and down highway 95. Same dick jokes, new location. Ambassador between the 732/609 and the 215/610. The work still goes on.

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95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 1h
Rangers season opener against the Yankees playoff game, galaxy brain stuff
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95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 1h
As a former uber driver, these Blacklane ads in my Youtube feed are fucking ENRAGING
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95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 1h
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You Birthday - Very Nice!
ALT: You Birthday - Very Nice!
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P @intothejunction.bsky.social · 2h
- Expand to 32 teams - 2 divisions of 8 teams per league - Play each division rival 14 times (7*14=98) - Play the other division teams 8 times each (8*8=64) - 98+64=162 - Where's the interleague play? Glad you asked, go fuck yourself
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Jim Blount @jrblount.myatproto.social · 4h
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95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 3h
GO BIRDS DICK HEAD
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95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 3h
As funny as Britt's look is, the weak-chinned dickhead behind her is SENDING me
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95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 4h
Don't test me Chalupa or I WILL start the hornyposting again.
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95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 4h
they literally went from Milana to this.
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95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 7h
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Bane & Harley Quinn: I Need 'Splosives
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95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 7h
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95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 11h
Whenever I’m in a Catholic Church with @lizzywednesday.bsky.social
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95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 11h
Companies like GoodRx, as useful as they are, should not exist.
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Mark E. Poasts @lolphillies.bsky.social · 11h
The Phillies have an opportunity to do the funniest thing* ever * Win the World Series, have people complain how we are stuck with Don Mattingly for at least two more years
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95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 11h
@briesmith.xyz @afishcalledwanda.bsky.social
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95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 12h
It me.
Powers Boothe as Jim Jones.
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95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 12h
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95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 15h
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William Regal Entrance
ALT: William Regal Entrance
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95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 16h
@lizzywednesday.bsky.social say, what’s Bob’s email address?
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95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 16h
Does the hornyposting continue? If so I need to schedule some posts
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DFAntastic @phillytradesman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The thing about the Sirianni era is sometimes they’re just the worst team & you hate to watch them but other times they win the Super Bowl.
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SoloWithTheHair ™️🙂‍↔️ @bigsonotthelilone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
miss or get hit by?
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Sting Crow Persona
ALT: Sting Crow Persona
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95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"I knew about Oklahoma and Alabama... but Georgia too?"
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95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Jalen Hurts on Sideline Phone
ALT: Jalen Hurts on Sideline Phone
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Wrestling News - WWE, AEW, TNA, NJPW @wrestlingnews.co · 29/09/2026
Bayley paid tribute to PAC (Ben). #WWERaw
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95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Crossing Broad gonna have footage of him being berated at Weiner Circle
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95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
chell knows ball
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jaker @jaker.fightins.online · 29/09/2026
the Phillies made the playoffs and You thought there would be no price to pay. you thought the suffering was enough. You Fool.
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95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Eagles just playing completely undisciplined. What the hell.
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95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Great tackling guys. Christ.
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95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
*extremely* visually pleasing jersey matchup tonight.
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95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Birds by 75
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Wing2J @wing2j.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just woke up from my nap. LET'S FUCKING GO
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Jason Kelce's Epic 'Go Birds' Chant!
Alt: Jason Kelce's Epic 'Go Birds' Chant!
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95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
CHAIN WALLETSSSSSSSSS
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95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Can you imagine having a couple of hits in the hair metal era and you can't play your biggest one because it's entirely 1000 percent super problematic?
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one dozen rats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
LeBron is a Sixer, Eagles play MNF, Phillies playoff baseball tomorrow, Flyers season opener on Wednesday. Enjoy this two hour window where everything’s happening and none of it has turned to ash in our hands yet.
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95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Happy Birthday, Cavan Sullivan. #DOOP
A screenshot that some people will get and others will not, but it's a goddamn shame that this song's music rocks but the lyrics are a PROBLEM
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95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wait, LeBron James is a Sixer? Next you're gonna tell me that Patrick Mahomes got sacked six times on zero blitzes in a Super Bowl, get the fuck out of here.
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95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@shelle9.bsky.social @sweetbabette.bsky.social !!
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Bernadette Vielhaber @bvielhaber.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I adore Ron Funches.
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95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
THANKS, PHIL. Jesus.
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95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If the Phillies didn't make it yesterday, this picture would have accelerated the healing process? Now, though? Philly is gonna get ungovernable.
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