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Andy & the End Times

@1985edition.bsky.social
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Husband, IT guy, artist, podcaster, dog companion, Bears fan, and apparently a liberal extremist. You could do worse. {resting my bones in central Illinois} He/Him/His Admin of BearsFansOnline.com 💍: @eirama.bsky.social

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Retro Commercial Screens @retrocommercials.bsky.social · 7h
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Andy & the End Times @1985edition.bsky.social · 9h
I have no idea how anyone with kids has any money to do anything unless they get a lot of help from their parents. A few parent friends of mine basically say they've accepted they will leave nothing to their kids, can never retire, and can only hope to be mostly out of debt by the time they die.
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Andy & the End Times @1985edition.bsky.social · 9h
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLpm...
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Blazing Saddles (9/10) Movie CLIP - Mugs, Pugs and Thugs (1974) HD
YouTube video by Movieclips
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Andy & the End Times @1985edition.bsky.social · 10h
Wait, the lethal injection failed and their recourse was to take her to a hospital? If she’s ever conscious again, there’s no re-do. The state had their chance and failed.
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Andy & the End Times @1985edition.bsky.social · 10h
*Me, looking at map* They’ve barely mapped anything! *Me, realizing each dot is a galaxy* Oh
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Andy & the End Times @1985edition.bsky.social · 17h
Glad the Cubs are over. Team was never special at any point. PCA had an incredible year. Now fuck off and start the layoffs necessary to restructure the worthless Hoyer regime.
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Andy & the End Times @1985edition.bsky.social · 19h
This guy needs an ass-beating as soon as possible
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Andy & the End Times @1985edition.bsky.social · 20h
So this Christa Pike thing — did they really have a doctor doing this execution who had already coming off of a failed attempt, and now apparently may have another?
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Andy & the End Times @1985edition.bsky.social · 21h
Watching the 13 (technically 14) recommended American Horror Story episodes in anticipation of season 13. AHS has some neat ideas, and while they don’t always stick the landing, I do like the recurring cast and that every season has a new theme. It’s not the best thing ever made, but fun, for sure.
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Andy & the End Times @1985edition.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ah yes, I too blame George Washington for the Cuban Missile Crisis
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Andy & the End Times @1985edition.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I thought they were showing off a Smart Condom from the thumbnail
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Andy & the End Times @1985edition.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
one of my favorite Alkaline Trio songs
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Andy & the End Times @1985edition.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
One hit?  That’s all we got?  One goddamn hit?!
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Andy & the End Times @1985edition.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Cubs, as anticipated, are nearly literally invisible in the playoffs. Oh well. They were never doing anything this postseason anyway.
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Thomas “Scary” Fuchs 🎃👻💀 @thomasfuchs.at · 29/09/2026
The web now consists mostly of Cloudflare verification pages and maybe occasionally actual web
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GIFS GALORE @gifs-bot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
CARTOON/RAISIN.GIF
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.blue · 29/09/2026
the root of society's evils
comic panel of a white man in a safari hat sitting by a tree, hands to his temples, while in shadow in the background, speech bubble appears, "white man is unhappy."
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Andy & the End Times @1985edition.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Lot of Bears fans in the audience were probably texting their ICE contacts
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
teenage mutant ninja turtles: fall of the foot clan, manual, excerpt, game boy (1990) archive.org/details/Nint...
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pizza that will deliver you from evil

(image of pizza box)
the first ever edible pizza box
value 10 points

(image of a slice of pizza)
slice of the pie
value 50 points

(image of a full pizza)
the extra large "za"
with double cheese
value 100 points
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horse massacre @torqpenderloin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
👨‍🍳😙
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Andy & the End Times @1985edition.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So we can just burn Cornell to the ground, yeah?
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Andy & the End Times @1985edition.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I really hate that man
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Andy & the End Times @1985edition.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Minnesota to the Giants:
can I offer you a nine in this trying time?
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Andy & the End Times @1985edition.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Illinois coach wants team to not play good teams anymore, and would prefer to play bad teams going forward."
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Andy & the End Times @1985edition.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the internet remains a mistake
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Andy & the End Times @1985edition.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
PAC died, damn. Extraordinarily talented wrestler who never broke through but always performed excellently.
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Andy & the End Times @1985edition.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“My boss does literally nothing else but watch news so if I don’t use his new favorite made-up, idiotic-sounding branding, I get a mean phone call at 2AM.”
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Andy & the End Times @1985edition.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Johnny Depp is 63 years old and looks like absolute shit, so at least there’s that. Now we just need to stop him from being in further movies. Nobody wants this, sir. Please fuck off.
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Andy & the End Times @1985edition.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
One of my chins loves carrying his pencil around.
Sherman with his pencil toy.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a guy is putting on his jacket, getting ready to leave his apartment. He says, “gonna go get some ice cream.” Panel 2: the guy peeks around a corner into another room in his apartment. In the room, there is a monkey with glowing eyes floating in a large, shimmering, blue tube and some unusual technology lining the walls. The guy asks, “you want anything, omniscient monkey in hypersleep?” Panel 3: answering his own question, the guy scoffs, “psh! Duh… banana flavor.”
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: news broadcast of a Chimpanzee in a suit walking to the podium of a White House briefing. Text at the bottom reads: “PRESIDENT CHIMPSKY TO MAKE STATEMENT ON TERRORIST ATTACK” Panel 2: president Chimpsky signs to the camera, “Give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you.”
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Andy & the End Times @1985edition.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Not OSHA approved
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Andy & the End Times @1985edition.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Me hearing the Packers getting blown out at home by the Falcons:
Patrick Bateman reveling
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Andy & the End Times @1985edition.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
At a Get Up Kids/Format concert (I know two songs between both bands).
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Andy & the End Times @1985edition.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Thank god my fantasy team is rife with Atlanta Falcons and LA Chargers.
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Andy & the End Times @1985edition.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
What a year!
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Chris @justokonline.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You know “Cool Dad” Don Crenshaw is fuckin’.
Photo of professional wrestler “Cool Dad” Don Crenshaw
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Andy & the End Times @1985edition.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's been a lot of fun to revisit some D2 sights and foes with D4 dudes. Plus I enjoy that it more or less retcons the waste of time that was the plot of D3.
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Andy & the End Times @1985edition.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My local central Illinois news account: “look at this lightning bolt strike some shit out in Utah”
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assbutt @nasboat.org · 23/09/2026
jaxson dart and an old fucking asshole who sucks shit
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Andy & the End Times @1985edition.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The "You Can See Everything" trailer looks like it will be incredibly difficult to watch, in a different way than typical Nathan Fielder work plays out.
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Andy & the End Times @1985edition.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This (still ongoing) saga is mind-blowing and incredibly frustrating to read, much less for the OP to endure.
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You smell that?
It's fucking Autumn.
tony soprano quote
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Andy & the End Times @1985edition.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is literally me minutes ago with a tissue picking up a dog living room turd
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Andy & the End Times @1985edition.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Great stuff. Reminds me of the classic NFL artwork from George Bartell and Chuck Ren; among other artists who made brilliant covers for Pro! magazine and DAMAC. Artwork that lionized the NFL for decades to come.
Pro! Magazine cover art of a Houston Oilers vs Cincinnati Bengals matchup from the late 70s or early 80s. A Chuck Ren illustration of the 1979 Baltimore Colts. An illustration by George Bartell honoring Johnny Unitas. Pro! Magazine cover, uncertain of artist.
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Andy & the End Times @1985edition.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
🫩
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Andy & the End Times @1985edition.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I can't express enough how good it feels to know he's alright.
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Andy & the End Times @1985edition.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Q-Tip brand doesn't want you sticking their product in your ears, either
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Andy & the End Times @1985edition.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
He’s a dumb man.
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