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P @intothejunction.bsky.social · 4h
A quick image search confirms your memory, and also they are apparently still sold in the UK www.walmart.com/ip/Nestle-Sh...
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Robot or human?
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P @intothejunction.bsky.social · 4h
The most consistent management strategy across all American media for thirty years has been "kill the farm system, not enough money in it" and now it's bearing the fruit of "can't get anyone to do the ground level work in small markets, guess we'll automate it"
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P @intothejunction.bsky.social · 5h
Having eaten them as a kid in a house where "fun" cereals were a once or twice per year treat, I can only tell you that their disappointment lingers through the decades
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P @intothejunction.bsky.social · 5h
Camera got in tight on the umpire's ball bag for a moment there
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P @intothejunction.bsky.social · 5h
oh no it's so bulky
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P @intothejunction.bsky.social · 5h
The Yankees need to unretire some numbers. Tired of every game of theirs looking like spring training. Cal Ripken broke that record by a country mile AND he didn't die, get that 4 back in the rotation
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P @intothejunction.bsky.social · 5h
If that's not an error we know the Tampa Yankees' scorekeeper is working the game tonight
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P @intothejunction.bsky.social · 5h
"Okay but what if we put the puree of a single raisin inside"
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P @intothejunction.bsky.social · 5h
Another catcher has gotten one right in the dick and balls
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 5h
DID YOU GO TO MIT?
Trump screaming at kid with lawnmower
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P @intothejunction.bsky.social · 5h
The Progressive ad campaign on Spanish-language TV centers on two grandpas sitting in lawn chairs in a driveway while speaking a 75/25 English/Español mix and it is so much better than what we gringos are subjected to during every sporting event @briancgrubb.bsky.social
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P @intothejunction.bsky.social · 5h
Give me all you want of this commercial with a Subaru-sized puppy climbing over and playing with a Subaru
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P @intothejunction.bsky.social · 6h
Look if you're going to, as a Cubs fan, decide to give it to White Sox fans good and proper by talking about the shitty t-shirts sold outside their ballpark and the bigotry of some traditional fanbase neighborhoods, I am merely going to gesture toward the barren frame of your glass house
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P @intothejunction.bsky.social · 6h
Well, you know who never complained about a lack of shots in Dallas...
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P @intothejunction.bsky.social · 6h
If the difference in this game ends up being the Yankees' three errors, one New York tabloid better have the courage to make "SCHLIT THE BED" their back page
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AJ @airtrafficaj.bsky.social · 6h
Manfred after seeing his pitch for a salary cap torpedoed by the Sox/Rays and Brewers/Braves championship series
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P @intothejunction.bsky.social · 6h
Cyd waving a little pennant that reads "REFS" is a bit on the nose
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P @intothejunction.bsky.social · 7h
SUNCOAST DOME MOMENT™
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P @intothejunction.bsky.social · 7h
I just saw the Sydney Sweeney commercial for the first time and now I dislike sports AND boobs?!?
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P @intothejunction.bsky.social · 7h
You knew they were trouble when you walked in.
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P @intothejunction.bsky.social · 7h
Martin Luther, 1517:
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P @intothejunction.bsky.social · 7h
These Guardians jerseys scream "gas station giveaway"
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P @intothejunction.bsky.social · 7h
to HELL
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P @intothejunction.bsky.social · 7h
uhh
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P @intothejunction.bsky.social · 7h
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P @intothejunction.bsky.social · 7h
Nice relief appearance
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P @intothejunction.bsky.social · 7h
On Spanish-language television the Cologuard poop box has a mustache
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P @intothejunction.bsky.social · 7h
But I thought Richard wanted to meet oiled-up muscly Jesus
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P @intothejunction.bsky.social · 7h
I am now enjoying beisból, and Yankees-Rays is on afterward
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P @intothejunction.bsky.social · 8h
You did, in fact, have one job
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Matt Johnson @matthewjohnson.bsky.social · 8h
Let's. Test. That. Theory.
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P @intothejunction.bsky.social · 8h
Ah, the hell do I know anyway, I'm still over here expressing an interest in the Columbus Blue Jackets
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P @intothejunction.bsky.social · 8h
OH NO DISASTER
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P @intothejunction.bsky.social · 8h
Sam was merely stating his own plans for 81 nights to come this season
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P @intothejunction.bsky.social · 8h
*gestures toward Indianapolis with girlboss voice* And Faildaughters!
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Jenknitstoomuch @jenknitstoomuch.bsky.social · 8h
Once again if you are in Chicagoland the White Sox game is on channel 60 in Spanish with no political commercials.
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P @intothejunction.bsky.social · 8h
The ferments will align his gut
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 8h
Me when my parents rented DEEP IMPACT from Blockbuster
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P @intothejunction.bsky.social · 8h
Man if there was ever anyone who could fuck up a business model of "cheap and adequate pizza," that's the guy right there
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Luis Paez-Pumar @lpp.bsky.social · 8h
Queen Hayley
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P @intothejunction.bsky.social · 8h
Completely valid barbecue style, our great nation contains multitudes
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P @intothejunction.bsky.social · 9h
This is where you let the bartender know someone is in a situation that requires help
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Russ The Tedious Ghost @russ41.bsky.social · 9h
Screenshot from the Big Bill Hell's video of the "Home of CHALLENGE PISSING" transition screen
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 10h
the differences in sports across the pond is always interesting. look how the brits do bowling. totally different than how we do it
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P @intothejunction.bsky.social · 10h
ow
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P @intothejunction.bsky.social · 11h
Got the COVID/influenza double-tap this morning and by sunset I shall be more powerful than God
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Steve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 11h
[car dealership waiting room] Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs- Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!
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Knobs Returning To Some Automakers’ Vehicles, To The Relief Of Many
Auto companies are listening to the complaints of consumers, who want their knobs and buttons back.
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P @intothejunction.bsky.social · 11h
COSTCO ZUBAZ
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P @intothejunction.bsky.social · 11h
Currently in a waiting room for the 13-y/o's appointment and there is a LOT of Tuvan throat singing going on out here
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