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Imperator G

@imperatorg.bsky.social
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bisexual he/him or whatever im not picky, im not your dad

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nym™️ @arettee.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Every time I log into my work laptop and someone asks me the dumbest questions a human mind has ever concocted I think about leaving it all behind and going to run in a field
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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
haven’t heard the word “creole” be used like that since they were sending dogs and fire hoses after us
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Anna 🌿👁️ @annacwebs.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Not even joking we gotta make this and esports betting illegal
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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 10/07/2025
Still very annoyed that 'remaster' went from 'vanilla plus experience available on modern platforms' to 'we remade the game 1:1 and made it look and run worse'
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The HJSITFWAP Foundation @hjsitfwap.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
The genocide route is mandatory
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Steve Yurko @steveyurko.com · 09/07/2025
We are most definitely in a recession.
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Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Max Wanks United States, Census, 1940
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Tony 🎃👻 @shintonty.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
I've had basically no internet for the past 2 hours and the moment i get a ding on my phone i see this
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Theres something magical about baseball
“Yankees broadcaster left scandalized as coverage obsesses over player’s ’Big Dumper’” with a picture of Seattle Mariners catcher Cal Raleigh’s juicy fat ass
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 08/07/2025
classic 'you are the traffic' problem: i can't complain about 22,000 people watching northernlion play the weird anime girl horse racing game because i am watching northernlion play the weird anime girl horse racing game
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
as a Spanish Understander the phrase "the los angeles angels" has always tickled my brain
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/07/2025
getting in a fistfight because me and the boys can't decide if "making your robot talk like Hitler" is a Simpsons Homer & Mr Burns B-plot episode, a Community Pierce & Abed A-plot episode, a 30 Rock Jack & Pete C-plot episode, or a Data & Geordi 2-part cliffhanger TNG episode
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
it's scary how powerful ai is getting every day. i just talked with a genie who was able to somehow guess what i was thinking of by asking a series of yes or no questions
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onion person @junlper.beer · 08/07/2025
it’s insane that real antisemitism like this is intensely normalized and endorsed by the most powerful people in the world but you can’t say free palestine without people trying to ruin your life
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Imperator G @imperatorg.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Why is Dan Watchmen kinda…
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
even Democrats campaign with an underlying message of "your neighbors are not your friends. strangers want to harm you. people who are different than you should cause you fear and anxiety" and the quickest way to combat that is by.... talking to people
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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 08/07/2025
"You gotta read theory" is almost a joke at this point but I do think you gotta have like actual materially rooted beliefs or you become one of those cranks who think society would be fixed if everybody yelled at the right cartoonists
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Aidan Moher @aidanmoher.com · 08/07/2025
A fake NYT headline reading, "Mamdani once unplugged his computer while losing a PVP match of Command & Conquer and told his friends there was a power outage"
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 08/07/2025
if this site dies and there's no alternative other than threads and twitter i will be fine. there are enough books about the civil war to last me the rest of my life
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Mr Targeted Harassment @jarjarfan69.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
This man will spend his final days in a full diaper just like Ronald Reagan.
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Imperator G @imperatorg.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
How come every discussion of dark souls 2 turns into the most smug, insufferable shit imaginable
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
I think the Democratic party hates Zohran on a personal level because he's not a bloodless quant. Dem insiders seem to adore people with self-evidently craven, dull and obsequious personalities. They are flummoxed and angered by someone who has the behaviours and predilections of a normal human.
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
liberals are always confused why everybody to their left hates the democratic party
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 08/07/2025
been thinking about how much pre-civil war southern politicians shrieked about the north trying to destroy their "way of life" while simultaneously doing everything they could to force free states to cede more ground to the slave power. could be illustrative of threats to capital more broadly ig
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ICE must be destroyed 🏳️‍⚧️🏴 @miawong.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Been thinking so much about how transmisogyny involves denying us intimacy except under conditions we don't control and how it teaches us not to seek intimacy out until we're terrified of our desire Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Comic of a cringing figure wearing a red "make America great again" hat. He is covered in yellow "fell for it again award" badges with blue ribbon attached.
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
The Jays are winning and doing it in perfect Toronto sports team fashion where a bunch of undervalued guys get inexplicably good 7 years into their careers.
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Imperator G @imperatorg.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
“ugh superhero comic books are so lame and blasé. Me im an enlightened connoisseur who reads graphic novels like watchmen. Its a good thing you are a good artist because boy are you fuckin insufferable dude
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Thierry Ennui @heisenbergkamp.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
“We got a reaction out of everyone therefore it was a worthwhile endeavor” is literally the logic of a subway masturbator
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Imperator G @imperatorg.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Titanfall 2 must go crazy if you have a praise kink
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 08/07/2025
sending the scummiest, most violent pedophile freaks each county can muster up to congress is a time honored conservative tradition
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 07/07/2025
these days, everyone's talking about choking during sex. i did it just the other night. she said, "don't worry, it happens to every man once in a while!"
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utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 07/07/2025
i think most politicians should be willing to die for what they believe in, actually
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Imperator G @imperatorg.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
You have a humiliation fetish
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Imperator G @imperatorg.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
The replies remind me how i dont ever want to interact with people that only watch librarian compilations
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webby& ☉∇ @quacking.online · 05/07/2025
all the "this is dissociation and it's bad actually" comments on this video cannot be real lmao no it's not go outside
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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 06/07/2025
if you see someone on this website that's like '8,000 followers, 12,000 follows' you know you are about to see someone that needs to be committed
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now featured in the criterion collection @anem0ne.net · 06/07/2025
it is wild how many non-trans people seem to be taking an issue with this extremely correct thread: transphobia was an extreme minority position that was isolated to fringe reactionary christian conservatives, but through "liberal" publications laundering bigoted talking points it became accepted
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The Fact of Other Minds Stan Account @csilverandgold.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
There was an elite consensus against transphobia so strong Texas’ Republican Speaker of the House Joe Straus refused to pass a transphobic law, the public broadly agreed, and then a few elite liberals took it upon themselves to make transphobia popular and more or less succeeded.
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Imperator G @imperatorg.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Im in genuine awe that nl is playing uma musume, did the timeline just shift
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Imperator G @imperatorg.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Y’know ironically not getting the joke in the replies is still annoying
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
seeing liberals celebrating the death of children because 56% of voters where the children lived voted against their team is always disturbing. you come to expect that sort of thing from the open fascists, it's extra disheartening seeing the libs do it
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Kayin @kayin.moe · 05/07/2025
my god daughter snuck behind a bush to smoke weed without anyone seeing and just lol lmao nailed it not suspicious at all
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Every time the Jays win, my boobs grow larger from the massive influx of oxytocin. Godspeed boys. Godspeed.
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