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Scott D'Agostino

@immortanscott.bsky.social
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 1h
This reads like the real estate guys in THE BIG SHORT bragging about how much cash they made off subprime mortgages.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 5h
The Art of the Deal, folks. Donald is such an idiot.
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 1h
Which chapter of "The Art of War" (Sun Tzu) discusses giving billions to the country that is supplying weapons against you in the war you're losing?
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Nathan and 99 spooky display names @scientistnathan.bsky.social · 1h
melanie daniels
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 11h
phantom trucker Large Marge in Pee Wee's Big Adventure, cackling
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 1h
They have to say “your political opponents” to elide that he’s specifically running against a man who’s constantly having friendly Twitter conversations with guys named NotUrGoyslave
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Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 1h
This is absolutely sick.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 1h
question for brooks: what if they are, literally, nazis?
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 1h
When they go low, we go, uh, well, it's not entirely clear, but nobody likes it.
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Scott D'Agostino @immortanscott.bsky.social · 1h
She says you have her vote
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Scott D'Agostino @immortanscott.bsky.social · 1h
A coworker is watching the Lizzie Borden show in the break room and yelling at her phone because of the inaccuracies.
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Tenebrad @bradislove.bsky.social · 2h
Beavis always gets so upset when Butthead accuses him of spanking his monkey. I wish these boys understood that nobody should be ashamed of that because spanking one's monkey is a healthy expression of sexuality when not done in excess
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eerie dickgirl @eigenvectrix.northsky.social · 7h
I mean, no, the reason cops are disproportionately likely to say they believe rates of false allegations are higher than they are is because cops are disproportionately likely to do things that would make them the subject of allegations that are true
Most criminal justice experts estimate that 2 to 8 percent of sexual assault allegations are actually false. But law enforcement officers tend to assume the rate of false reporting is much higher—in part because police officers don't always receive training on how trauma can affect memory or behavior.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 2h
If you're a reporter asking a candidate to denounce a foreign terrorist group simply because he shares the same religion, you are a gutter bigot of the worst fucking kind. Do they ask Mike Rogers to denounce Christian terrorists like Tim McVeigh, Eric Robert Rudolph and Robert Lewis Dear? No? Huh
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Alex Paknadel from off of comics @alexpaknadel.bsky.social · 3h
The dirty secret is that rich people need to live in politically stable regimes in order to keep their wealth. They will piss and moan about taxes, but they will not flee en masse. They like paved roads and not being kidnapped too much.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I understand this view but I think we should consider the implications of preemptively giving up charging a criminal with crimes because the jury may not convict
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The Rori Horror Picture Show @missrori.bsky.social · 2h
It's a symptom of the creeping beigeness of society (at least the one I dwell in). Vibrancy, unabashed enthusiasm, color, larger-than-life emotions, wonder that's big enough to trigger the imagination to get over the hump of the physical execution of an effect, people are scared/resentful of that.
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sasha @2damntrans.bsky.social · 2h
“Our” BBC is already complicit in the death of trans children through Newsnight’s constant promotion of pseudo-science, and moreover the BBC has ALWAYS had it out for LGBT+ people. This is very much just the BBC being the BBC. Abolish it.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 2h
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AJ: A Mario Bava Film @ajmacready.bsky.social · 20h
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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 19h
I wonder how many of the guys in "Fight Club" went to one meeting of the fight club and were like "Eh, not for me" and joined a cooking class or something
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 6h
Democrats who don't do everything they can to hold Republicans accountable will be driven out of office by the base. Democrats who don't do everything they can to rein in the reckless power of billionaires will likewise be driven out of office by the base.
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 3h
Can we be honest that so called 'wokeness' meant Black people demanding full social personhood and refusing to be silent about getting murdered/harmed by the state? So yes, that is more threatening to many in this country than is fascism. I think that's been clear.
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s. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 3h
Repeat after me: Yes on 40, no on 41 and 42, which are designed to cancel out 40!
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Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social · 4h
This exact thing is the special sauce that makes a good story fantastic and it's why I'm such a hard ass in my critique. Starling House is beautiful in its depiction of poverty and place but "the earth itself is made rotten by powerful men abusing the powerless long ago" makes it *transcendent*
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Netscape @netscape.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Watching Salem's Lot since it's on Criterion Channel. Being a small town priest in a horror movie has to feel like getting called up to play varsity.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 4h
cults aren't the only type of organization that uses vocabulary control — inventing a jargon specific to the cult to distinguish insiders and separate and alienate them from the outside world — as a method of controlling its members, but all cults do vocabulary control.
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James Medlock @jdcmedlock.bsky.social · 17h
Turns out the friction of having to learn photoshop was a crucial firewall protecting society from the terrible taste of small business owners
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open borders now @radtranslib.bsky.social · 15h
American small business owners largely see themselves as lower-level rentiers in a quasi-feudal economy as opposed to service providers in a competitive market economy, and part of that means not having to actually be competent at providing services
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 7h
Elon just blasted his home address to his 240 million followers along with his order number and last 4 of his Amex charge card while shilling grok bot. Someone else canceled his order.
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Joyce White Vance @joycewhitevance.bsky.social · 5h
No one is arguing the Fort Hood shooter shouldn’t be punished for the horrific crime he committed. The point is that the execution shouldn’t be live streamed on national television, because of the damage that does to us. 
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HELL Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 5h
Is there a cleverer way that Ukraine could have hit back at Trump doing a dirty oil deal with Putin to help him with gas prices in the midterms than turning off the army of Russian propagandists posing as heartland Americans with concerns about trans socialists?
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 3h
I know this is more juicing the base but it's really funny to imagine a Bleachers fan Paxton voter
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Daniel José Older @djolder.bsky.social · 4h
Very dystopian that on the article about a A.I. data center poisoning the air, there's a little rainbow A.I. chatbot button just lurking at the edge, waiting to poison the air some more to answer your banal question
The article below with a rainbow tab on the side which initiates a chat bot 
Text: 
Gadget Revieu_

HOME Y

EMERGING TECH / AI

Virginia Data Center Ran
Diesel Generators for 24
Hours. Residents Fled Their

Homes

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Sterling residents had no legal recourse as
189 of Virginia's 197 data-center air permits
allow emergency diesel runs without public

review
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Autumnal Astrid🍂 @namitomoon.bsky.social · 6h
Americans come up every day with new types of blasphemies not even the most radical Jacobin could have dreamed of.
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Scariest thing? Dealing with insurance! @robbykarol.bsky.social · 3h
“Every ad this hot actress is in makes more ppl in more demographics hate her” feels like an inspired Mr. Show bit. Too bad it’s real!
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juli-aaahh!!! (that's me yellin) @bonesnotncluded.bsky.social · 16h
scrooge, still in his pajamas and cap, excitedly leaning out of a window and exclaiming "then i haven't missed it!"
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 4h
There are many offenses, but even if you wanted to play it safe, "bribery" is specifically named in the Constitution and that's obviously happening
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Jason Bailey @jasondashbailey.com · 4h
The last half of this quote wasn't circulating nearly as much yesterday, but it's actually the clincher. God bless this brilliant, gifted, absolutely deranged man.
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 15h
shinji is not playable in sonic crossworlds racing because unfortunately it's funnier for him to be suffering and fighting angels by himself while asuka and rei are having a fun day with spongebob
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Greg Sargent @gregsargent.bsky.social · 7h
Yep, no question. Let's recall that those arguing that 2024 heralded a multiracial working class realignment were expressly using that to argue that Dems had become too liberal on cultural issues and immigration. There will never be any reckoning for any of it.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 19h
Bob Seger concert poster with the drawing as one of the pictures
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Nick Sousanis @nsousanis.bsky.social · 23h
Students made their first minicomics in my intro making course - mostly standard format but this student, a first time maker(!), did something so off the charts I’m still reeling from it! & he made like 12 of them for his classmates! A paper engineering feat of flipbookery as well as killer drawing!
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Credentials, Dan @dancredentials.bsky.social · 17h
This is what Paul Simon saw every time he closed his eyes during the Graceland sessions
Photograph of Carrie Fisher circa 1980 aiming a rifle at the camera and making eye contact with the viewer
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Jake Grumbach @jakemgrumbach.bsky.social · 21h
Quick story. My op-ed on how corporations that kept their DEI programs performed just as well financially was accepted & factchecked at TIME Magazine. Just needed "pro forma review by the legal department." Suddenly the piece is spiked Why? Benioff owns TIME and wants to ingratiate himself to Trump
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 15h
genuinely like. they keep him so shielded from reality with anything that can be viewed through a screen that half-empty rallies are the one thing they can’t AI or fake news away. I hope he retains enough lucidity to feel that cavernous echo
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Mon Mothman @kaczar-soze.bsky.social · 16h
The White Sox in the playoffs before this tweet 4-0 outscoring opponents 20-9 The White Sox after this tweet 0-3 getting outscored 20-8
A Ben Shapiro tweet saying "The best thing happening in America right now is the Chicago White Sox. Just saying."
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 19h
someone really hated this little freak
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Joshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 19h
"i'm at the CSAM machine. I'm at the silk road. I'm at the combination CSAM machine-silk road."
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Scott D'Agostino @immortanscott.bsky.social · 15h
RYAN'S DAUGHTER directed by David Lean, 1970
Ryan's Daughter
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