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Tenebrad

@bradislove.bsky.social
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I post mainly about movies and the drudgeries of existence. Please enjoy my inane observations Pervert vampire film scholar and giallo enjoyer 📽️ He/Him

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Tenebrad @bradislove.bsky.social · 52m
I have a spooky screen name year round and I'm honestly a little offended by people who just do it in October. My culture is not a costume
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Tenebrad @bradislove.bsky.social · 2h
BIG NEWS: This Bluesky account is no longer beholden to corporate interests. I am no longer sponsored by Pepsi and Regal Cinemas and now I can devote myself to the passion I hold in my heart for the true underdogs who need our support: Independent Cinema and the Coca Cola Company
Selfie of the same jerk from the last photo except he's in an independent theater bathroom with Jerry Lewis posters in the walls. The text on the photo reads "Friendship ended with drinking Pepsi next to Regal Cinema urinals. Now Diet Coke and Independent theater urinals are my best friends"
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Tenebrad @bradislove.bsky.social · 5h
The Weird Wednesday movie last night was the Herschell Gordon Lewis classic The Magic Land of Mother Goose (1966) and it's one of the worst things I've ever seen in a movie theater. It's basically a children's play/magic show that was inexplicably directed by the guy that made Blood Feast #Filmsky 📽️
Movie poster for The Magic Land of Mother Goose which includes a cartoon drawing of classic Mother Goose characters, most of whom aren't in the movie. Also, that's straight up Disneys version of Pinnochio
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Tenebrad @bradislove.bsky.social · 13h
You will never guess which Herschell Gordon Lewis movie I just watched
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Tenebrad @bradislove.bsky.social · 14h
Primetime was excellent and now my sleepy ass is going to stick around for the Weird Wednesday mystery movie
An old timey cartoon playing on a movie screen of a hot dog bun training a hot dog as if it were an actual dog. Wow!
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Tenebrad @bradislove.bsky.social · 17h
Now seated for Primetime. Tonight is also Weird Wednesday and I MIGHT stay for the mystery movie if I'm still awake by then (it's been a long day) #Filmsky 📽️
Movie poster for Primetime starring Robert Pattinson An old movie theater marquee promoting Primetime at 7pm and Weird Wednesday at 9:15pm
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Tenebrad @bradislove.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Had a great time watching Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior at Regal Cinemas! Thank you Regal Cinemas and Pepsi for making it all possible! Here I am enjoying Pepsi's refreshing product while standing a few feet away from movie theater urinals. Thank you for enjoying this sponsored post #Filmsky 📽️
A selfie of me in a Regal Cinemas bathroom sipping a 9 dollar Pepsi Zero. I'm wearing my Portland Horror Film Festival shirt which is pretty cool. The text above the photo says "Thank you Regal Cinemas" and "Pepsi: Tastes good compared to urinals ™"
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Tenebrad @bradislove.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Now seated for Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior #Filmsky 📽️
Movie poster for Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior. "Just one man can make a difference."
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Tenebrad @bradislove.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Should I go see The Road Warrior after work? Is that a dumb question?
Regal listing for Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior playing TODAY. Wow! And it's only $7.99????  Shiiiiiiit!
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Tenebrad @bradislove.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The tragic elements of Beavis and Butthead are always lurking just beneath the surface, like when Stuart's mom asks them if they've eaten breakfast and Beavis replies "I think I did once". Society has failed these boys.
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Tenebrad @bradislove.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Feels inevitable that I'm going to get pulled into HR eventually for constantly yelling at people for posting AI shit on our internal company social media site
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Tenebrad @bradislove.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mind boggling that 50 years later we're getting outtakes of this quality from an album that was already 90 minutes long. I guess Songs In the Key Of Life could have been a triple album
youtu.be
It's Easier
YouTube video by Stevie Wonder - Topic
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Tenebrad @bradislove.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There's a screening of Don't Look Now happening near me next week but I can't go because I'm already seeing Twin Peaks Fire Walk With Me at that same time. Did somebody plan a "Brad's Top 4 on Letterboxd Film Festival" without telling me?
My top 4 on Letterboxd.
Don't Look Now
Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me
Portrait of Lady on Fire
Princess Mononoke
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Tenebrad @bradislove.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I've seen worse found footage films than Devil's Due but this thing just has nothing going for it. Recycled ideas, dull characters, and a complete refusal to do anything interesting with its format.
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Tenebrad @bradislove.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Now watching Devil's Due (2014). This is a selection from my pile of cheapo flea market Blu-rays and this could go either way. On one hand it's from the same directors as Ready or Not and Abigail (both fun!). On the other hand it has some real bad reviews and it's a found footage film 😬 #Filmsky 📽️
A Blu-ray copy of Devil's Due starring Zach Gilford and Allison Miller
#PhysicalMedia
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Tenebrad @bradislove.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Honestly I think the guy who directed Spider-Man Far From Home is the perfect choice to craft a follow up to Rise of Skywalker
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Tenebrad @bradislove.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Olivia Rodrigo took time from her busy recording and touring schedule to invent a new type of pink Baja Blast, but I'm not trying it because she irresponsibly put 420 calories in it
Olivia Rodrigo probably violating health codes by sitting on the counter at Taco Bell whole casually sipping a 420 calorie beverageA cup with Zero Sugar Baja Blast. Olivia Rodrigo is on the cup along with the text "You seem pretty pink for a Baja Blast"
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Tenebrad @bradislove.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
In this episode, Tom finally realizes that his rage has been misdirected towards the vulnerable Jerry, when instead they should unite again their shared oppressor, Spike the Bulldog
A break room TV displaying a Tom and Jerry cartoon where Spike is about to swat Tom with a newspaper while Jerry looks on. Tom is scowling at Spike as if finally recognizing his real enemy
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Tenebrad @bradislove.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Latifah's Had It Up 2 Here with unreasonable late fees, so it will only cost a dollar if you want to keep your movie Just Another Day
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Tenebrad @bradislove.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
THE PASSION OF THE GODZILLA. Really love this one. Godzilla vs Destroyah is a surprisingly melancholy movie and has apocalyptic stakes. It's a pretty unique entry in the Godzilla series and a great conclusion for the Heisei era #Filmsky 📽️
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Tenebrad @bradislove.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Now watching Godzilla vs. Destoroyah (1995) #Filmsky 📽️
Japanese movie poster for Godzilla vs. Destoroyah
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Tenebrad @bradislove.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Top 10 Anime Betrayals
Beavis and Butthead trying to get a stuck bag of pork rinds out of a vending machineButthead sans Beavis sitting at home eating ten trays of nachos by himself while Beavis starves alone outside of the store
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Tenebrad @bradislove.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm reading Ghost Story by Peter Straub and this book is going to start affecting the way I speak. I know so many ninnies with disgraceful manners and diction and I need to start calling them out
"What's his condition?"
"Dead as a doornail. What do you think would be? Say, whose gonna take care of the arrangements and all that? This lady's in no shape..."
"We will" Ricky said.
"And we might take care of more than that," Sears uttered furiously. "Your manner is disgraceful. Your diction is shameful. You are a ninny, Hardesty."
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Tenebrad @bradislove.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Still from Black Bag. Tom Burke's character saying "Promise you'll go down on him while he plays Zelda"
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Tenebrad @bradislove.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I feel like watching hot middle aged people be devious and duplicitous for 90 minutes. Now watching Steven Soderbergh's Black Bag #Filmsky 📽️
Movie poster for Black Bag
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Tenebrad @bradislove.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This game is wild. Estelle is already listing her favorite euphemisms for the fleshy area of skin located between the genitals and the anus
Screenshot from Trails in the Sky 2nd Chapter. Estelle is saying "The Balstar Channel"
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Tenebrad @bradislove.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Decided to give this a shot. I loved the first one so much that picking up the sequel should be an easy choice, but the "gamer" switch in my brain has been in the off position for long enough that I hope I can still get into it
A physical copy of Trails in the Sky 2nd Chapter for Nintendo Switch 2
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Tenebrad @bradislove.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Still from Singin' In the Rain of a woman in a tennis uniform posing as if ready to serve. Her racket is raised and ready to strike and she's firmly grasping two balls in her other hand
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Tenebrad @bradislove.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If This Isn't Nice, What Is?
A cup of coffee, a breakfast sandwich,  and an open copy of Ghost Story by Peter Straub
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Tenebrad @bradislove.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy Last Four Friday! I'm happy to announce that I'm using the money I earned from catering the Riyadh Comedy Festival to buy Letterboxd. Under my new Leadership, I pledge to buy bigger computers so that we can someday do Last FIVE Friday. #Filmsky #LetterboxdFriday 📽️
Singin' In The Rain: 5 stars
Hercules in Haunted World: 3.5 stars
The Weight: 4 stars
My 20th Century: 4 stars
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Tenebrad @bradislove.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Just look at this beautiful thing that human beings made
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Tenebrad @bradislove.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Now rewatching Singin' In the Rain. Just felt like putting on one of the best movies ever made #Filmsky 📽️
Movie poster for Singin' In the Rain starring Gene Gelly, Donald O'Connor and Debbie Reynolds. What a glorious feeling!
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Tenebrad @bradislove.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The official Digger TikTok account is going to watch Digger just off this one clip!
The official Digger account posting about how they're going to watch Digger because they like this clip that the official Digger account is posting to promote the movie Digger.
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Tenebrad @bradislove.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I can either buy something online from Best Buy and have it shipped to my house and have it tomorrow, or I can have it sent to a nearby store where it will arrive in a week
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Tenebrad @bradislove.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just clocked out after working all day on two hours sleep
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Tenebrad @bradislove.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I really need to watch this "Portland Exposé" movie sometime. I see the poster at this theater every time I'm here but I still haven't gotten around to it. Has anyone seen this one? #Filmsky 📽️
An old movie poster for the old noir film Portland Exposé
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Tenebrad @bradislove.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm sorry, but I will not accept "but you don't know what you're putting in your body" style vaccine skepticism from somebody who I know smokes cigarettes, uses Zyns, and has an arsenal of 5 Hour Energy bottles in her desk
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Tenebrad @bradislove.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Last night's Weird Wednesday movie was Mario Bava's Hercules In the Center of the Earth (1961) (aka Hercules in the Haunted World). I had a great time watching Reg Park solve all his problems by throwing big rocks at them. I'm way too tired today, but it was worth it #Filmsky 📽️
Movie poster for Hercules In the Center of the Earth
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Tenebrad @bradislove.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I took a nap and I made it tonight's Weird Wednesday mystery movie. It's not actually this foggy, my camera was just goofed up. Sorry, I'll do better next time #Filmsky 📽️
A cinema marquee advertising Weird Wednesday and Practical Magic 2. It looks foggy but isn't
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Tenebrad @bradislove.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I wanted to go to the Weird Wednesday movie tonight but I'm too sleepy and I don't think it's going to happen. The human body's biological need for rest is such bullshit.
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Tenebrad @bradislove.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I've seen the leaked footage and they kill off both Captain Americas, Dr Strange, and Thor when clumsy old Foggy Nelson accidentally murders his own allies in an eerily comedic scene that's oddly reminiscent of Jar Jar Binks during the battle of Naboo
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Tenebrad @bradislove.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It gives me no pleasure to say this, but you do in fact gotta hand it to Billy Corgan 😔
Noisey Headline reading "Smashing Pumpkins frontman Billy Corgan draws a hard line in the sand on AI music.  "I refuse, refuse, patently refuse to use AI in my music creation. Because, to me, it's a deal with the devil. Simple."
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Tenebrad @bradislove.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I didn't realize Trails in the Sky 2nd Chapter was already out! I loved the first game and was so excited to jump into this one, but I've barely been playing video games for the last couple months and I'm not sure I have the stamina for a long RPG. Maybe I should give it a shot anyway?
Trails in the Sky 2nd Chapter for Nintendo Switch 2
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Tenebrad @bradislove.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I sincerely love the chaotic randomness of shopping Hamilton Book
RoboCop The Series Pilot Episode on Blu-ray. Wowee zowee it's a web exclusive!!!!
#Filmsky #PhysicalMedia
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Tenebrad @bradislove.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Your dad is going to love this
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Tenebrad @bradislove.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Now seated for The Weight. I've been looking forward to this one #Filmsky 📽️
Movie poster for The Weight starring Ethan Hawke and Russell Crowe
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Tenebrad @bradislove.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Forgot to mention it, but I really enjoyed this. Not sure I made all the connections it was asking me to make, but that might be my dumbshit brain's fault. I'll likely watch this again sometime because it's visually captivating and I still feel like I have some unanswered questions #Filmsky 📽️
Still from My 20th Century. A woman peering through a gap in the frost on a window
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Tenebrad @bradislove.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is the same woman who I once heard rant about how human traffickers were paying homeless people to scare women to make them more vulnerable to kidnapping? Or something? Rest assured it was all true because it was on Facebook
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Tenebrad @bradislove.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
How it feels listening to the new Beck album after only getting a few hours of sleep
Stock photo of a smiling man in pajamas holding a candle and pillowA bottle of ZzzQuilA kitten sleeping on its backThe ending of Super Mario Bros where Mario is asleep in bed
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Tenebrad @bradislove.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I work in a retailer in suburbia and one of my older coworkers expressed concern that someone was transferring to "an Antifa store" in the city. I asked what she meant by that and she explained that "Antifa pretty much runs the store and they let everyone steal and there's shootings all the time"
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