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Idiot Kitchen

@idiotkitchen.bsky.social
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I may be an idiot, but I'm not stupid

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Idiot Kitchen @idiotkitchen.bsky.social · 41m
picture of that green fish from spongebob who is looking over his shoulder
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Idiot Kitchen @idiotkitchen.bsky.social · 42m
this is like the text message you get from a friend who is blackout drunk
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Idiot Kitchen @idiotkitchen.bsky.social · 43m
me
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Idiot Kitchen @idiotkitchen.bsky.social · 44m
there would be literally endless rule 34 pictures of it being blasted full of cum
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Idiot Kitchen @idiotkitchen.bsky.social · 2h
She is too powerful nobody can stop her
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Idiot Kitchen @idiotkitchen.bsky.social · 4h
imbibing crackling, impossibly loud lightning from an amphora suspended from a chain hoist
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Idiot Kitchen @idiotkitchen.bsky.social · 4h
Gonna start asking people who "work in computers" how they're so damn big
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Idiot Kitchen @idiotkitchen.bsky.social · 4h
You bet! Um, I mean... yes
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Idiot Kitchen @idiotkitchen.bsky.social · 4h
putting your ass in a vise and giving it a big ol' spin
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Idiot Kitchen @idiotkitchen.bsky.social · 4h
hell yeah 🔥🤘
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Idiot Kitchen @idiotkitchen.bsky.social · 4h
within the looking-glass lies your answer
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Idiot Kitchen @idiotkitchen.bsky.social · 4h
I'm not waiting that long
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Idiot Kitchen @idiotkitchen.bsky.social · 4h
wow what a glow-up
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Idiot Kitchen @idiotkitchen.bsky.social · 4h
#serfposting
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Nightmare Lamp @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 5h
Serfs, tap that fief button below
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Idiot Kitchen @idiotkitchen.bsky.social · 4h
Saturn Devouring His Json
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Idiot Kitchen @idiotkitchen.bsky.social · 4h
the Internet is mostly for bashing lolcows same thing, different modality
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Idiot Kitchen @idiotkitchen.bsky.social · 4h
sunfers 🌻
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Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 5h
Gustav Klimt more like Toyota Tacoma
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Idiot Kitchen @idiotkitchen.bsky.social · 4h
do you think he knows this Bill Sender guy who keeps sending me bullshit mail
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Idiot Kitchen @idiotkitchen.bsky.social · 4h
YES THE SLIME!!!!!
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Idiot Kitchen @idiotkitchen.bsky.social · 4h
hunter gatherer lifestyle 💪
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Idiot Kitchen @idiotkitchen.bsky.social · 4h
at the zoo looking at various fucked up creatures they're calling "enamels"
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Idiot Kitchen @idiotkitchen.bsky.social · 6h
sounds like you need a cape
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Idiot Kitchen @idiotkitchen.bsky.social · 6h
no they do not
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Idiot Kitchen @idiotkitchen.bsky.social · 6h
please clothes the door
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 7h
Yeah lemme get uhhhhh glace of wardure
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Idiot Kitchen @idiotkitchen.bsky.social · 7h
who are we killing, my liege
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Idiot Kitchen @idiotkitchen.bsky.social · 7h
do you ever eat stuff that isn't cursed
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Idiot Kitchen @idiotkitchen.bsky.social · 7h
voluminous suffering lies ahead 😊
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Idiot Kitchen @idiotkitchen.bsky.social · 7h
Pick up that glaive, soyboy we're going to Arby's
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Idiot Kitchen @idiotkitchen.bsky.social · 8h
Netscape remains unchanged 👌
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Idiot Kitchen @idiotkitchen.bsky.social · 9h
📉🌭📉🌭 the glizzy market is collapsing
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Idiot Kitchen @idiotkitchen.bsky.social · 9h
expensive drinks, long lines, no live music 3/10
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Idiot Kitchen @idiotkitchen.bsky.social · 9h
You fucked up
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Idiot Kitchen @idiotkitchen.bsky.social · 10h
Enjoying the eternal suffering of purgatory?
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Idiot Kitchen @idiotkitchen.bsky.social · 10h
remove the "seems like" from your post don't pull your punches
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Idiot Kitchen @idiotkitchen.bsky.social · 11h
it's a kind of mushroom
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Idiot Kitchen @idiotkitchen.bsky.social · 11h
I'm calling emergency services to get you help immediately
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Idiot Kitchen @idiotkitchen.bsky.social · 11h
that's why you keep a flare gun in the glovebox
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Idiot Kitchen @idiotkitchen.bsky.social · 11h
the horns aren't glued on they got a real guy with horns to play the character
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Idiot Kitchen @idiotkitchen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
old newspaper article featuring Andre the Giant, who apparently said,
"I don't like to speak badly of people. I have grown up thinking and being told that if you cannot say something nice about someone, you should not say anything at all. But I must break that rule in this case because I hate Hulk Hogan very much. He is a big ugly goon and I want to squash his face."
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Idiot Kitchen @idiotkitchen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Doritos Nirnroot flavor
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Idiot Kitchen @idiotkitchen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The Shitposter's Nightcap: stay up an hour past your bedtime, making a post every 10 minutes
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Idiot Kitchen @idiotkitchen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Clickhole quote on wage inequality from Tony Hawk:
"The wage gap is not a skate gap. You cannot do a McTwist over it. It is not gnarly; it is not sick; it is nothing like the gaps in my videos."
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Idiot Kitchen @idiotkitchen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Lord Foog the 2st
picture of a greyhound with a tiny crown on his tiny narrow head
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Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Minecraft Bluff, WY
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Idiot Kitchen @idiotkitchen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
just dipping both feet in for a moment or two
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Idiot Kitchen @idiotkitchen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I think an assassin planted this in order to kill Gupp
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