Reposted by IbegyourpuddingKevin Elliott @kjephd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026A perfect pretext for impeachment does not exis— 631731696
Reposted by IbegyourpuddingBarred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 18/09/2026i'm not over Alito saying we shouldn't count ballots that are mailed on or before Election Day but arrive shortly afterwards bc they can “radically flip” the “apparent outcome” cannot stress enough that, until all ballots are counted, there's no outcome to flip! ballsandstrikes.org/scotus/alito...ballsandstrikes.orgA Brief History of Sam Alito’s Delusional Obsession With Voter FraudHis conduct in several recent cases suggests that Alito is deep in the right-wing conspiracy theory weeds. 408104882653
Reposted by IbegyourpuddingSiobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social · 06/08/2026if the Demoncrats win in the midterms they’re going to stop the merger and make them rename it Warner Sisters :( 1345130
Ibegyourpudding @ibegyourpudding.bsky.social · 28/07/2026And to think that Nolan claims to be INSPIRED by her translations sir, what book were you reading!?!?!?! Only a man could dodge the point so spectacularly 010
Ibegyourpudding @ibegyourpudding.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Im reading Emily Wilson's translation of the Iliad (no idea the odyssey was coming out) Wife asked if I wanted to see the movie ( this was pre EW's review) I went on a rant about how, based on her translations and the context of the forward, this version looked like vacuous trash Welp... 🤣 000
Ibegyourpudding @ibegyourpudding.bsky.social · 28/07/2026I read this six times. I regret all six. 001
Reposted by IbegyourpuddingSiobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Hotel breakfasts should be all day. You don’t know me, you don’t know my life 652117190
Reposted by IbegyourpuddingHillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Perpetual reminder that making fun of "bad" fat people means that "good" fat people are one infraction away from you being an asshole at them about their bodies and it is completely at your whim and mercy. It's not a good look. 162137568
Reposted by IbegyourpuddingBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 18/07/2026This is the point in Sim City where you’re like well I’m fucked 9870121149
Reposted by Ibegyourpuddingflyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 18/07/2026If you pile your furniture in the middle of your living room then set it on fire, you will have the warmest house in your street, for a few hours. 14677101683
Ibegyourpudding @ibegyourpudding.bsky.social · 13/07/2026When it happens, there needs to be something directly comedic about it. An obvious pun. Something. I want this app absolutely flooded with jokes. An inescapable amount of corny. I wanna roll my eyes so hard its a problem. Sprain an abdominal muscle from groaning. 000
Reposted by IbegyourpuddingMichele @burienwino.bsky.social · 12/07/2026It's like we have been sent an appetizer because the main course is taking too long. 27587911101
Reposted by IbegyourpuddingGillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 12/07/2026BREAKING: Lindsey Graham’s sudden death reveals everyone’s wake-up time on Sundays. 49134362110
Ibegyourpudding @ibegyourpudding.bsky.social · 12/07/2026This is when we all learn that Lindsey Graham was pulling a Mrs Doubtfire with Mitch McConnell 010
Ibegyourpudding @ibegyourpudding.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I was about to be feel bad I stayed up so late playing TOTK, but now I know it was so I could enjoy this moment Also anyone with the Grindr receipts- now is your moment 010
Reposted by IbegyourpuddingMike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 08/07/2026To return to our realm, Mitch McConnell must defeat Tilly Norwood in deadly combat 81191128
Ibegyourpudding @ibegyourpudding.bsky.social · 08/07/2026spoke to Mitch McConnell for twenty minutes this morning and he insisted that we release our inhibition and feel the rain on our skin 020
Reposted by IbegyourpuddingWagatwe Wanjuki @wagatwe.bsky.social · 06/07/2026once again reminding folks that police commit violence against women at a higher rate than the general population. 101736545
Ibegyourpudding @ibegyourpudding.bsky.social · 06/07/2026They renamed PCOS to PMOS I really do think "Pissing me off syndrome" is more descriptive 🤣 010
Reposted by IbegyourpuddingKat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 26/06/2026AND I got an m&m concrete mixer 3476097354
Ibegyourpudding @ibegyourpudding.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Be warned: If you are the beloved "traveling child" you will surely become the beloved "travel agent child" 010
Reposted by IbegyourpuddingThanks For Sharing, Jerk @thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Just how tiny of a dancer are we talking about here 3289
Ibegyourpudding @ibegyourpudding.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Quick- Write a check to yourself and you have beaten his puzzle! 000
Ibegyourpudding @ibegyourpudding.bsky.social · 18/06/2026When I was in college my mom was working at an insurance agency and they replaced all their furniture. I furnished my first apartment almost entirely in free "liminal furniture" which no human would ever design or choose of their own free will 🤣 020
Ibegyourpudding @ibegyourpudding.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Been selling stuff on marketplace- cheap, a few dollars here and there Im using funds to make a cash emergency savings I added that to my posts (ppl asked if my prices were a mistake so I thought that would explain it) Since then, strangers have been slipping in extra dollars during our swaps 😭 010
Ibegyourpudding @ibegyourpudding.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Being an adult who loves blue-raspberry flavor is a deeply humbling experience 000
Reposted by IbegyourpuddingCorduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 26/05/2026You seem to be one of those people who is "sexy", is this correct? 53514
Reposted by IbegyourpuddingOpinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 26/05/2026live your life with the confidence of a dev team saying "no, we're not gonna do that" 719538
Ibegyourpudding @ibegyourpudding.bsky.social · 25/05/2026I like this because it sounds like Jon Favreau is going to sick Grogu on a theater full of people, like some sort of sacrifice to the cinema gods. 000
Ibegyourpudding @ibegyourpudding.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Had to break out the backup case and now my phone has cat ears 010
Reposted by IbegyourpuddingLuke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 11/01/2026This meme just snuck into my house and punched me straight in the face 34585109
Reposted by Ibegyourpudding✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 16/05/2026not now sweetie, mommy's hearing that high pitched sound from electricity 615321
Reposted by IbegyourpuddingJaya Saxena @jayasaxena.com · 15/05/2026Top shortage creating devastating social and technological consequences 351395
Reposted by Ibegyourpuddingonion person @junlper.beer · 11/05/2026important thing to note here is dr oz cites a current american replacement rate of 1.5, which is not true. the american replacement level in 2025 was 1.79. interestingly, the white replacement rate is in fact at 1.5 though 50284991883
Reposted by IbegyourpuddingIan Carrillo @iansociologo.bsky.social · 09/05/2026The people living next to this data center also just got disenfranchised through redistricting. 1682235
Ibegyourpudding @ibegyourpudding.bsky.social · 09/05/2026I am reminded that we are way too chill about the fact that we reversed an entire river 020
Ibegyourpudding @ibegyourpudding.bsky.social · 09/05/2026That man sells suburban real-estate in Miami. 011
Reposted by IbegyourpuddingA. Marmot 🌱 @aminus.bsky.social · 08/05/2026⚠️ Chrome's update installs a 4GB AI model file to your device without your consent! To disable the shitty AI mode*, go to chrome://flags/ and search for these, toggle each to "disabled": optimization-guide-on-device-model prompt-api-for-gemini-nano ai-mode-omnibox-entry-point - 27709356
Reposted by IbegyourpuddingNovelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 08/05/2026"hottie with a body" implies the existence of other hotties, hotties beyond our mortal ken. hotties without form or substance 602388594
Reposted by Ibegyourpuddingregular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 02/05/2026so sick of seeing this man’s face he looks unnatural and nascent. he looks like an ocean goo and like he’s allergic to his own eyeballs. he looks like he smells like stale water. 3851555
Ibegyourpudding @ibegyourpudding.bsky.social · 02/05/2026But what about the gay of Hormuz? Thank you, thank you, ill kms on the way out! 010
