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Ian Wolfe

@ianmwolfe.bsky.social
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Baltimore stuff, mostly. Greektown good

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The War on Cars @thewaroncars.bsky.social · 19h
Baltimore! We'll see you at the Enoch Pratt Free Library on Wednesday, December 2nd for a talk about "Life After Cars." The event is free, but you have to register. Books will be available for sale that evening or bring your copy and we'll sign it. calendar.prattlibrary.org/event/sarah-...
Yellow graphic with Life After Cars book cover and photos of Sarah Goodyear and Doug Gordon that says "Writers LIVE! Wednesday, December 2, 7:00 PM, Central Library, 400 Cathedral St."
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Ian Wolfe @ianmwolfe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
not like council hearings are all on youtube or anything!
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Ian Wolfe @ianmwolfe.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It’s (crab)apple season and our favorite tree in Joseph Lee Park is absolutely loaded with them. Might be because a black locust started growing right next to it, and that fixes delicious nitrogen into the soil.
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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
No I should not have to register to read a gift article. My mom does not make me create a password to eat my birthday cake
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Ian Wolfe @ianmwolfe.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
“Denis, there’s some lovely slop down here” designbaltimoregateways.com
The ironically AI-generated logo for the Design Baltimore Gateways art contest
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Ian Wolfe @ianmwolfe.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Sent this to my wife as an example of how I really gotta be on the *right* task when that Vyvanse first kicks in 🤦‍♂️
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Ian Wolfe @ianmwolfe.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
my garden will be so happy
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Ian Wolfe @ianmwolfe.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
compulsively chanting "I left my wallet in acer negundo" whenever I see a box elder tree
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Ian Wolfe @ianmwolfe.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I know city schools’ landscape crews are not horticulturists or anything, but I have never seen someone hedge prune a bull thistle.
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Ian Wolfe @ianmwolfe.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
cool, cool, cool, cool, cool
Rando on Facebook sharing a likely apocryphal Stalin quote about those who count the votes deciding everything.
Bobby LaPin replying “the ones counting the votes are who I’m running against”
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Ian Wolfe @ianmwolfe.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
lol
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Ian Wolfe @ianmwolfe.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Baltimore makes the list: "8 Cities to Watch in PeopleForBikes’ 2026 City Ratings" www.peopleforbikes.org/news/8-citie...
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Ian Wolfe @ianmwolfe.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
wheres the baltimore gc
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Ian Wolfe @ianmwolfe.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
my kid's suddenly gotten really into the most bummer song in the Brave Little Toaster www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqT2...
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The Brave Little Toaster - Worthless (No Interruptions)
YouTube video by Octillery63
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Ian Wolfe @ianmwolfe.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
breaking news, after days of agony, I found my Good Headphones
static.klipy.com
Oh Happy Day Performance
ALT: Oh Happy Day Performance
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Ian Wolfe @ianmwolfe.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
cumberland renaissance
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Tom Penner 🇨🇦 he/him @chestnutfez.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
My own variant on the AI silliness, produced this morning.
screenshot reading

AI Overview
There are two days of the week that naturally contain the word "boobs":
Tues[boobs]day
Thurs[boobs]day
There is also a well-known, classic riddle that asks for the four days of the week that start with the letter "T": Tuesday, Thursday, Today, and Tomorrow
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Ian Wolfe @ianmwolfe.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
According to BPD stats this morning, Baltimore's homicide count is now down more than 71.% from the same time in 2022. Since 1970, there has never been a total below 50 at this point in the year. The previous record low was set in 2025, last year.
Chart showing homicides in Baltimore City in the first five months of the year from 2016 to 2026. The bar for 2026 shows the record low of 39 homicides.
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Ian Wolfe @ianmwolfe.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Based on a comparison of the activity of both accounts, it appears that, in addition to his official account, Bobby LaPin is using an anonymous sock puppet account in Reddit arguments to defend himself and attack his primary opponent. thatsgossip.substack.com/p/captain-bo...
A time-stamped comparison showing the accounts Charm_city_sailor and SailLocalCrew posting one after the other.
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DC Bike Walk Bus PAC @dcbikewalkbuspac.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
not surprising @kenyanmcduffie.bsky.social got this endorsement given he stated he would not give up a *single* parking spot for bus and bike lanes in DC. link: www.facebook.com/krmcduffie/p...
Mcduffie got the endorsement of parking association
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Alex Shoor @alexshoor.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Why i have become such a convert on planting more trees in cities: A tree can cool a place the same as 10 room-size air conditioners running 24 hours a day! 🌳🏡🌲 From @jeffspeck.bsky.social’s “Walkable City” book
Screenshot of passage in book
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Ian Wolfe @ianmwolfe.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
“More people opine without even reading the work over on Twitter - and that’s a good thing!”
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august 🍂 @auguststreet.ca · 23/05/2026
keep in mind the "better transit, not bike lanes" crowd never takes the bus & would flip out if the city proposed a dedicated bus lane on a main street in their area. source: organized for bus lanes on a certain street & having opposed old rich white people lecturing me (brown person) about equity
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Ian Wolfe @ianmwolfe.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
please don't put it in the newspaper that I got mad on reddit
Bobby LaPin up at midnight arguing on reddit that he is not a "goddamn social media influencer"
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Ian Wolfe @ianmwolfe.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Do you remember these news items last year? April 2025: Baltimore no longer in the top 25 most dangerous places in the US July 2025: Baltimore is the 4th most dangerous in the US How is this possible? I'm glad you asked. Spoiler: these rankings aren't what they pretend to be. A thread!
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Ian Wolfe @ianmwolfe.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I’ve been getting into swiffers today
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Ian Wolfe @ianmwolfe.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
For Maryland's Jan. 6 defendants, pobody's nerfect! 👉👈
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Liz Thornberry @lizthornberry.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
What the actual fuck is the Banner doing here
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Bmoregabe @bmoregabe.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I do not care. They deserved longer sentences for treason.
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Wizard Hazel @rudbeckiahirta.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
So is there a world where we yell at the Banner enough to get them to retract the article, or should I just cancel my subscription now and save myself the trouble?
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Ian Wolfe @ianmwolfe.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Shameful stuff from Mattel at Day out with Thomas. AI-generated Thomas out here looking like an Italian brainrot character
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the abbot of unreason (an archaeologist) @merovingians.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
perhaps we should embrace the fact that none of us has ever seen anything like this and the range of plausible outcomes is pretty fucking wide
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Yonah Freemark @yonahfreemark.com · 15/04/2026
How do upzonings impact housing supply? In brand-new research published today @urbaninstitute.bsky.social, we show that big upzonings in New York City & Philadelphia had large, statistically significant effects on supply & permitting with several years of reforms. www.urban.org/research/pub...
Neighborhood scale upzonings increased housing production in many NYC neighborhoods Upzoned block faces saw significant increases in housing unit permits in Philadelphia
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Ian Wolfe @ianmwolfe.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
media.tenor.com
a man is playing a guitar next to another man on a drum set .
ALT: a man is playing a guitar next to another man on a drum set .
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Melanie Scheirer @mela.nie.rs · 10/04/2026
@mdotmtaholly.bsky.social @govwesmoore.bsky.social I was talking to a friend who has unreasonable access to AI and he had fun with a crayon I gave him for Reistertown Station. In particular - axe Wabash Ave! It ends at Patterson Ave anyway! Even the AI struggled to take it out.
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Ian Wolfe @ianmwolfe.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
A couple days ago I had a pair of garden shears fall out of my pocket and into a storm drain. Not willing to take the loss, I bought a fishing magnet to try to get it out, only to realize the grate is itself magnetic, and it wasn’t practical to actually get it through.
media.tenor.com
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a car .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a car .
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Ian Wolfe @ianmwolfe.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I definitely left the windows open too long 🥶
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Ian Wolfe @ianmwolfe.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
First day back from break, and there’s already a serious arboreal casualty at the local elementary school. I don’t think there’s a harder place to be a street tree.
A long-suffering hawthorn tree with a torn, hanging branch.
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 07/04/2026
Oh this is great: there’s now an #Artemis II Lunar Flyby Gallery on the NASA images site: www.nasa.gov/gallery/luna... (thx @dpmanchee.bsky.social for pointing it out)
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Lunar Flyby - NASA
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Lanrick Bennett @lanrickbennett.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
#IdeasAtWork "Safe infrastructure is the key that unlocks growth." New data from NYC, London, Paris, and Berlin proves that when we build for people, ridership follows. Paris hitting 11% mode share isn’t an accident, it’s a design choice. Cc: @urbantruth.bsky.social @jbwicz.bsky.social
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Pamela Wood @pwoodreporter.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
A bill that would reduce the number of crimes that automatically result in adult charges for teenagers has made it through the General Assembly and is headed to Gov. Wes Moore’s desk, reports @maddioneill.bsky.social: www.thebanner.com/politics-pow...
thebanner.com
Bill that would charge fewer youths as adults headed to Gov. Moore
The Youth Charging Reform Act heads to Gov. Moore, shifting most teen assault and gun cases to juvenile court under new Maryland law.
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Families for Safe Streets @familiesforsafestreets.org · 07/04/2026
“We’re living in a land of lawlessness,” "Cars sped through the corridor behind the vigil, drowning out speakers, forcing pedestrians to dodge impatient drivers." www.baltimoresun.com/2026/04/03/a...
baltimoresun.com
Amid improvements to roadways, Baltimoreans say city can do better
Advocates say deadly corridors like Orleans Street show Baltimore’s street safety progress remains uneven despite lower crash deaths.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 07/04/2026
Rep. Mike Lawler: "I don't support making a whole civilization die, but ... "
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Ian Wolfe @ianmwolfe.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
jayz_head_bob.gif
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Ian Wolfe @ianmwolfe.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Charter Review Committee receiving this bill
media.tenor.com
a fellowes paper shredder is sitting next to a printer
ALT: a fellowes paper shredder is sitting next to a printer
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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
damn @pemalevy.bsky.social
Perhaps the best refutation of Wurman's position is the ultimate timidity of his own amicus brief before the Supreme Court. In public and on social media, Wurman is uncompromising in his views. But in the final analysis, synthesizing his best arguments for the nine justices, Wurman's brief oozes with self-doubt. His conclusions are tempered by words like "likely," and questions on which
he is strident in public are described as "difficult." His key claim that undocumented parents are not subject to the United States' complete jurisdiction is reduced to a suggestion: "Whether unlawfully present aliens are subject to the complete jurisdiction of the United States is less clear, but three reasons suggest they are not." His contention that temporary visitors were excluded from birthright citizenship becomes "at best unsettled." "The Wurman brief," as one
amicus brief against the government noted, "deserves plaudits for the candid way that it highlights the weaknesses of its own
argument."
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Ian Wolfe @ianmwolfe.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
So incoherent. They’re bad cartoon villains but also why won’t they come over HERE?
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Ian Wolfe @ianmwolfe.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Apple tree germination!
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