Reposted by Ian of the SeaBlast Zone: Movies That Bombed @blastzonepod.bsky.social · 09/09/2026☀️ EPISODE 181 - ETERNALS ☀️ We’re talking another superhero bomb this episode as we look back at 2021’s ETERNALS 142
Reposted by Ian of the SeaBlast Zone: Movies That Bombed @blastzonepod.bsky.social · 05/08/2026🪙 EPISODE 180 - DOMINO 🪙 We’re back with our third Tony Scott episode, it’s 2005’s bounty Hunter (kinda) biopic DOMINO 172
Ian of the Sea @iandukes.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Never mind the distasteful idea of burning fossil fuels inside your home. The worst thing about owning a gas range is when you attempt to gently wipe the stove top and the burner grates bang into each other with the deafening force of a thousand supernovas exploding 000
Reposted by Ian of the Sea Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 23/07/2026"No contact with the outside world" he tweeted. 542073219
Reposted by Ian of the Seajosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 14/07/2026I'm glad Tim Robbins escaped from prison. He's a good actor 1073658
Ian of the Sea @iandukes.bsky.social · 06/07/2026This is not haiku but it’s somewhat similar Extra syllable here 120
Ian of the Sea @iandukes.bsky.social · 01/07/2026JD VANCE: I'm an expert on Catholic faith and the Nicene Creed must never be butchered with woke memes POPE BOB FROM CHICAGO: The Nicene Creed implies the existence of the Naughtyene Rocky 010
Ian of the Sea @iandukes.bsky.social · 30/06/2026I measured you with this and it said you're the biggest 091
Reposted by Ian of the SeaSchmrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrlex @schmrrrlex.bsky.social · 30/06/2026no I'm not "panicking." I'm freaking out in order to generate the mental energy necessary to respond to this situation 02210
Reposted by Ian of the SeaSplendid Hobo @splendidhobo.bsky.social · 28/06/2026The UPS guy made me watch promos for the new Toy Story and Minions movies before he’d give me my package 38227
Ian of the Sea @iandukes.bsky.social · 28/06/2026If you showed a Victorian child my men's luxury Mongolian cashmere rib-knit pullover at unbeatable prices they'd say "oooh that's nice so soffft" 000
Reposted by Ian of the Seathe hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Centrist dems: why do leftists keep winning elections? Voters: because they are trying to actually improve people's lives Centrist dems: I... do not know what any of those words mean 1524550
Ian of the Sea @iandukes.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Republicans believe in the Just War theory. When someone asks if they have any good ideas for the country they say Just War. 000
Reposted by Ian of the SeaBlast Zone: Movies That Bombed @blastzonepod.bsky.social · 24/06/2026💣 EPISODE 179 - RICHARD JEWELL 💣 We’re talking about bombs (box office and otherwise) this week as we discuss 2019’s RICHARD JEWELL 163
Reposted by Ian of the Seadonni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 22/06/2026I just want a little less suffering for most people, hopefully including me 210020
Reposted by Ian of the SeaJon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 20/06/2026“Comparison is the thief of joy” that’s a pretty good saying. But I’ve heard better 125950
Reposted by Ian of the SeaSwim Jeans 👖 @shortsleevesuit.bsky.social · 18/06/2026HER: I don’t remember the last time you did something nice for me ME: I do PRIEST: Haha...weird. Anyway I guess you may now kiss the bride 0324
Reposted by Ian of the SeaJon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Drumeo be like “Miley Cyrus’ drummer hears the happy birthday song for the first time” 0273
Ian of the Sea @iandukes.bsky.social · 17/06/2026This is a functional good morning cat pic thread. It is for the private enjoyment of my friends on bluesky. The original photos are property of the lucky cat parents who love them, and may not be monetized or otherwise commercially exploited. And please, no wagering. 1112
Reposted by Ian of the Seajosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 11/06/2026The story of Icarus provides us with a valuable lesson: never fuck up real bad 5580391946
Reposted by Ian of the Seaslate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 15/06/2026thank god our president reached an agreement with iran to finally open the straight of hormuz which has been closed since, let me see, the beginning of the war he started 21498
Reposted by Ian of the SeaNate @thenatewolf.bsky.social · 04/07/2023Life is like soccer because my mom signed me up for it and expects me to do my best even though I hate soccer. 1434120
Reposted by Ian of the Seathe hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Astronaut: Houston, we have a problem Mission Control: what is it? Astronaut: it's really scary up here 1659
Reposted by Ian of the SeaBlast Zone: Movies That Bombed @blastzonepod.bsky.social · 12/06/2026I like to think that somewhere deep in the backrooms is a Chili’s Bar and Grill 0175
Reposted by Ian of the SeaBlast Zone: Movies That Bombed @blastzonepod.bsky.social · 10/06/2026🥋EPISODE 178 - STREET FIGHTER: THE LEGEND OF CHUN-LI 🥋 Ahead of the upcoming reboot, we’re revisiting 2009’s STREET FIGHTER: THE LEGEND OF CHUN-LI 152
Ian of the Sea @iandukes.bsky.social · 28/05/2026ME: These days I always expect the worst to happen, that way I'm never surprised or upset. [the worst happens again] ME: Fuck fuck fuck how is this possible?!! 000
Reposted by Ian of the SeaIt's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Never a dull moment? How about just a few? Please? 321958
Reposted by Ian of the SeaBlast Zone: Movies That Bombed @blastzonepod.bsky.social · 27/05/2026🦑 EPISODE 177 - STRANGE DAYS 🦑 This week we’re talking about the difficult to watch but impossible to forget 90s cyberpunk cult classic STRANGE DAYS 263
Ian of the Sea @iandukes.bsky.social · 24/05/2026In 1937 when bluesman Robert Johnson sang "I got to keep movin', got to keep movin', hellhound on my trail," he wasn't talking about literal devil shit. The dude had undiagnosed ADHD. 130
Ian of the Sea @iandukes.bsky.social · 22/05/2026ME: [making big plans] Today I was really going to accomplish something. 010
Ian of the Sea @iandukes.bsky.social · 21/05/2026[explaining to my date the first time I take my shirt off in front of her] Yeah there's no rear deltoid on this body, that's not the kind that I got 031
Ian of the Sea @iandukes.bsky.social · 19/05/2026THEM: You seem to rely on a lot of quirky motivational catchphrases. ME: I don't worry about all that. I just keep doing the work and working the doo doo. 010
Reposted by Ian of the Seafredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 04/09/2025of course i celebrate the holy trinity (bite of sandwich, bite of pickle, bite of potato chip) 36613
Ian of the Sea @iandukes.bsky.social · 17/05/2026ADHD is so exhausting. Each time before getting up from my chair to do something I have to convince myself I'm the kind of person who gets up from their chair to do things. 051
Reposted by Ian of the Seajamelle @jamellebouie.net · 17/05/2026this is such a great encapsulation of what the various factions of the reactionary right want. i might add that they envision themselves as slave masters and the rest of us, in one way or another, as their slaves. betterdonkey.substack.com/p/the-vra-wa... 207110493978
Reposted by Ian of the SeaBlast Zone: Movies That Bombed @blastzonepod.bsky.social · 13/05/2026🐶EPISODE 176 - UNDER THE SILVER LAKE 🐶 We're on the hunt for Silver Lake's mysterious dog killer in this week's episode, as we dissect David Robert Mitchell's 2019 paranoid odyssey UNDER THE SILVER LAKE 143
Ian of the Sea @iandukes.bsky.social · 12/05/2026"Here's a link to a gift article." Thanks for your generosity. Here's my finger pointing to the majestic natural beauty of a flower, consider it a loan. 020
Reposted by Ian of the SeaBlast Zone: Movies That Bombed @blastzonepod.bsky.social · 29/04/2026🦅EPISODE 175 - LADYHAWKE 🦅 We’re back and we’re covering Richard Donner’s 1985 medieval fantasy epic LADYHAWKE 184
Reposted by Ian of the SeaBlast Zone: Movies That Bombed @blastzonepod.bsky.social · 15/04/2026💰EPISODE 174 - OUT OF SIGHT💰 We’re revisiting a 90s classic heist/comedy/romance from Steven Soderbergh, OUT OF SIGHT 372
Reposted by Ian of the SeaBlast Zone: Movies That Bombed @blastzonepod.bsky.social · 01/04/2026🌚 EPISODE 173 - FIRST MAN 🌚 Ryan Gosling is in space! Nope not that one. Not the Star Wars one either, that’s next year. We’re checking in with Damien Chazelle’s 2018 Neil Armstrong biopic FIRST MAN. 142
Ian of the Sea @iandukes.bsky.social · 30/03/2026*entire world goes up in smoke* Oh no my concerns! 021
Reposted by Ian of the SeaTim Dickinson @timdickinson.bsky.social · 29/03/2026I assure you that if 8 million right leaning protesters had turned out against Obama it the NYT would have given it banner treatment eg POPULIST REVOLT 264110361991
Reposted by Ian of the SeaShenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Everything is terrible so painted a shrimp 301490288