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Ian of the Sea

@iandukes.bsky.social
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I'm a person with thoughts and feelings, and a longing for the sea. Co-host of @blastzonepod.bsky.social. (Pic inspo by etsy.com/shop/emmawaldenart)

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Blast Zone: Movies That Bombed @blastzonepod.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
☀️ EPISODE 181 - ETERNALS ☀️ We’re talking another superhero bomb this episode as we look back at 2021’s ETERNALS
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Blast Zone: Movies That Bombed @blastzonepod.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
🪙 EPISODE 180 - DOMINO 🪙 We’re back with our third Tony Scott episode, it’s 2005’s bounty Hunter (kinda) biopic DOMINO
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Ian of the Sea @iandukes.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Never mind the distasteful idea of burning fossil fuels inside your home. The worst thing about owning a gas range is when you attempt to gently wipe the stove top and the burner grates bang into each other with the deafening force of a thousand supernovas exploding
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 23/07/2026
"No contact with the outside world" he tweeted.
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I'm glad Tim Robbins escaped from prison. He's a good actor
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Ian of the Sea @iandukes.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
This is not haiku but it’s somewhat similar Extra syllable here
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Ian of the Sea @iandukes.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
JD VANCE: I'm an expert on Catholic faith and the Nicene Creed must never be butchered with woke memes POPE BOB FROM CHICAGO: The Nicene Creed implies the existence of the Naughtyene Rocky
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Ian of the Sea @iandukes.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I measured you with this and it said you're the biggest
Photo of the label on a stainless steel measuring tool. On a bright red background in big white letters it says BORE GAUGE.
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Schmrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrlex @schmrrrlex.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
no I'm not "panicking." I'm freaking out in order to generate the mental energy necessary to respond to this situation
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Splendid Hobo @splendidhobo.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
The UPS guy made me watch promos for the new Toy Story and Minions movies before he’d give me my package
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Ian of the Sea @iandukes.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
If you showed a Victorian child my men's luxury Mongolian cashmere rib-knit pullover at unbeatable prices they'd say "oooh that's nice so soffft"
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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Centrist dems: why do leftists keep winning elections? Voters: because they are trying to actually improve people's lives Centrist dems: I... do not know what any of those words mean
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Ian of the Sea @iandukes.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Republicans believe in the Just War theory. When someone asks if they have any good ideas for the country they say Just War.
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Blast Zone: Movies That Bombed @blastzonepod.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
💣 EPISODE 179 - RICHARD JEWELL 💣 We’re talking about bombs (box office and otherwise) this week as we discuss 2019’s RICHARD JEWELL
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I just want a little less suffering for most people, hopefully including me
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
“Comparison is the thief of joy” that’s a pretty good saying. But I’ve heard better
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Swim Jeans 👖 @shortsleevesuit.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
HER: I don’t remember the last time you did something nice for me ME: I do PRIEST: Haha...weird. Anyway I guess you may now kiss the bride
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Drumeo be like “Miley Cyrus’ drummer hears the happy birthday song for the first time”
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Ian of the Sea @iandukes.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
This is a functional good morning cat pic thread. It is for the private enjoyment of my friends on bluesky. The original photos are property of the lucky cat parents who love them, and may not be monetized or otherwise commercially exploited. And please, no wagering.
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
The story of Icarus provides us with a valuable lesson: never fuck up real bad
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
thank god our president reached an agreement with iran to finally open the straight of hormuz which has been closed since, let me see, the beginning of the war he started
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Ian of the Sea @iandukes.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Oh I get it. That's a good idea.
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Nate @thenatewolf.bsky.social · 04/07/2023
Life is like soccer because my mom signed me up for it and expects me to do my best even though I hate soccer.
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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Astronaut: Houston, we have a problem Mission Control: what is it? Astronaut: it's really scary up here
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Blast Zone: Movies That Bombed @blastzonepod.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I like to think that somewhere deep in the backrooms is a Chili’s Bar and Grill
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Blast Zone: Movies That Bombed @blastzonepod.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
🥋EPISODE 178 - STREET FIGHTER: THE LEGEND OF CHUN-LI 🥋 Ahead of the upcoming reboot, we’re revisiting 2009’s STREET FIGHTER: THE LEGEND OF CHUN-LI
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Ian of the Sea @iandukes.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
ME: These days I always expect the worst to happen, that way I'm never surprised or upset. [the worst happens again] ME: Fuck fuck fuck how is this possible?!!
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Never a dull moment? How about just a few? Please?
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Blast Zone: Movies That Bombed @blastzonepod.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
🦑 EPISODE 177 - STRANGE DAYS 🦑 This week we’re talking about the difficult to watch but impossible to forget 90s cyberpunk cult classic STRANGE DAYS
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Ian of the Sea @iandukes.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
In 1937 when bluesman Robert Johnson sang "I got to keep movin', got to keep movin', hellhound on my trail," he wasn't talking about literal devil shit. The dude had undiagnosed ADHD.
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Ian of the Sea @iandukes.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
ME: [making big plans] Today I was really going to accomplish something.
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Ian of the Sea @iandukes.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
[explaining to my date the first time I take my shirt off in front of her] Yeah there's no rear deltoid on this body, that's not the kind that I got
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Ian of the Sea @iandukes.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
THEM: You seem to rely on a lot of quirky motivational catchphrases. ME: I don't worry about all that. I just keep doing the work and working the doo doo.
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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
of course i celebrate the holy trinity (bite of sandwich, bite of pickle, bite of potato chip)
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Ian of the Sea @iandukes.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
ADHD is so exhausting. Each time before getting up from my chair to do something I have to convince myself I'm the kind of person who gets up from their chair to do things.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 17/05/2026
this is such a great encapsulation of what the various factions of the reactionary right want. i might add that they envision themselves as slave masters and the rest of us, in one way or another, as their slaves. betterdonkey.substack.com/p/the-vra-wa...
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Blast Zone: Movies That Bombed @blastzonepod.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
🐶EPISODE 176 - UNDER THE SILVER LAKE 🐶 We're on the hunt for Silver Lake's mysterious dog killer in this week's episode, as we dissect David Robert Mitchell's 2019 paranoid odyssey UNDER THE SILVER LAKE
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Ian of the Sea @iandukes.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
"Here's a link to a gift article." Thanks for your generosity. Here's my finger pointing to the majestic natural beauty of a flower, consider it a loan.
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Blast Zone: Movies That Bombed @blastzonepod.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
🦅EPISODE 175 - LADYHAWKE 🦅 We’re back and we’re covering Richard Donner’s 1985 medieval fantasy epic LADYHAWKE
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Blast Zone: Movies That Bombed @blastzonepod.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
💰EPISODE 174 - OUT OF SIGHT💰 We’re revisiting a 90s classic heist/comedy/romance from Steven Soderbergh, OUT OF SIGHT
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Ian of the Sea @iandukes.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Trump after the failed negotiation with Iran:
Meme from the movie Animal House (1978). The dean is saying "As of this moment they're on double secret blockade."
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Blast Zone: Movies That Bombed @blastzonepod.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
🌚 EPISODE 173 - FIRST MAN 🌚 Ryan Gosling is in space! Nope not that one. Not the Star Wars one either, that’s next year. We’re checking in with Damien Chazelle’s 2018 Neil Armstrong biopic FIRST MAN.
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Ian of the Sea @iandukes.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
*entire world goes up in smoke* Oh no my concerns!
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Tim Dickinson @timdickinson.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
I assure you that if 8 million right leaning protesters had turned out against Obama it the NYT would have given it banner treatment eg POPULIST REVOLT
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Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Everything is terrible so painted a shrimp
A small watercolor painting of a shrimp on a card that says "you're shrimply the best"
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