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Ian of the Sea

@iandukes.bsky.social
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I'm a person with thoughts and feelings, and a longing for the sea. Co-host of @blastzonepod.bsky.social. (Pic inspo by etsy.com/shop/emmawaldenart)

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Ian of the Sea @iandukes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
me, doing the intro to this week's episode:
Screenshot from the movie The Bone Temple showing Ralph Fiennes standing amidst towers of human bones with his skin covered in red iodine. The closed caption reads "I'm called Ian."
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Blast Zone: Movies That Bombed @blastzonepod.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
🦴EPISODE 182: 28 YEARS LATER - THE BONE TEMPLE 🦴 Blastober is live and in effect as we dig into one of our favorite movies of 2026 (Jon Edition) with THE BONE TEMPLE
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Blast Zone: Movies That Bombed @blastzonepod.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
☀️ EPISODE 181 - ETERNALS ☀️ We’re talking another superhero bomb this episode as we look back at 2021’s ETERNALS
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Blast Zone: Movies That Bombed @blastzonepod.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
🪙 EPISODE 180 - DOMINO 🪙 We’re back with our third Tony Scott episode, it’s 2005’s bounty Hunter (kinda) biopic DOMINO
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Ian of the Sea @iandukes.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Never mind the distasteful idea of burning fossil fuels inside your home. The worst thing about owning a gas range is when you attempt to gently wipe the stove top and the burner grates bang into each other with the deafening force of a thousand supernovas exploding
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Comfortably Boo @numb.comfortab.ly · 23/07/2026
"No contact with the outside world" he tweeted.
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I'm glad Tim Robbins escaped from prison. He's a good actor
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Ian of the Sea @iandukes.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
This is not haiku but it’s somewhat similar Extra syllable here
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Ian of the Sea @iandukes.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
gm yep you guessed it going right back in my bag
Photo of an orange and black cat lying on their side with eyes squinted and both paws overhead. With their claws they are pulling the open end of a cream colored leather purse down over their head. The caption says Good Morning.
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Ian of the Sea @iandukes.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
JD VANCE: I'm an expert on Catholic faith and the Nicene Creed must never be butchered with woke memes POPE BOB FROM CHICAGO: The Nicene Creed implies the existence of the Naughtyene Rocky
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Ian of the Sea @iandukes.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
gm mfw I'm in my bag yet again and not even sorry
Photo of a tabby cat with bright green eyes looking up from inside a canvas tote bag or purse. The caption says Good Morning.
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Ian of the Sea @iandukes.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I measured you with this and it said you're the biggest
Photo of the label on a stainless steel measuring tool. On a bright red background in big white letters it says BORE GAUGE.
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Schmrrrlex @schmrrrlex.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
no I'm not "panicking." I'm freaking out in order to generate the mental energy necessary to respond to this situation
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Ian of the Sea @iandukes.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
good morning may your dreams true of all come tomorrow wishing
Close-up photo of a white and orange cat named Pigeon. She is lying on a bed and her big glossy green eyes are staring off into the distance thoughtfully. Her mouth hangs slightly open. The caption says Good Morning.
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Splendid Hobo @splendidhobo.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
The UPS guy made me watch promos for the new Toy Story and Minions movies before he’d give me my package
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Ian of the Sea @iandukes.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
If you showed a Victorian child my men's luxury Mongolian cashmere rib-knit pullover at unbeatable prices they'd say "oooh that's nice so soffft"
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Ian of the Sea @iandukes.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
gm, getting out of bed on a Sunday is like really? do we really have to do this?
Photo of an orange tabby lying on linen sheets. Their eyes are wide and one side of their lip is curled over a lower tooth, giving an expression of surprise and dismay. The caption says Good Morning.
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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Centrist dems: why do leftists keep winning elections? Voters: because they are trying to actually improve people's lives Centrist dems: I... do not know what any of those words mean
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Ian of the Sea @iandukes.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Republicans believe in the Just War theory. When someone asks if they have any good ideas for the country they say Just War.
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Ian of the Sea @iandukes.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Orange you glad I didn't say Bad Morning? You're not glad, you're mad? About the pun yeah no I get it.
Photo of a white and brown calico cate looking directly into the camera. She is wearing a padded recovery collar designed to look like a slice of orange. The caption says Good Morning.
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Ian of the Sea @iandukes.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
There is a cat hidden somewhere in this photo. See if you can spot him and decode his secret message. (Answer: Good Morning)
Photo of an orange tabby standing directly behind one slender stem of a hanging plant. He is very slightly obstructed but not at all hidden from view. The caption says Good Morning.
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Ian of the Sea @iandukes.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
[half-awake] Last night I dreamed that a morning could be good. Damn, it seemed so real.
Photo of a tabby cat lying on its side on a bed. A blanket is pulled up over its shoulders and its glossy, heavy-lidded eyes seem to be staring into the distance thoughtfully. The caption says Good Morning.
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Blast Zone: Movies That Bombed @blastzonepod.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
💣 EPISODE 179 - RICHARD JEWELL 💣 We’re talking about bombs (box office and otherwise) this week as we discuss 2019’s RICHARD JEWELL
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Ian of the Sea @iandukes.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Today I went on Cameo and hired one of my favorite stars to tell you good morning
Photo of a tabby cat wearing a star-shaped yellow plush collar looking up at the camera and vocalizing. The caption says Good Morning.
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Ian of the Sea @iandukes.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Wait why did I come in here? I frog hat. Oh yeah to tell you good morning.
Photo of an orange and white longhair cat wearing a handmade knitted green hat that resembles a frog. The caption says Good Morning.
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I just want a little less suffering for most people, hopefully including me
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Ian of the Sea @iandukes.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
look at me, I need you to hear me when I tell you this: gm
Photo of the face of a white and gray cat named Norberg. He is looking directly into the camera with a slightly walleyed stare. The caption says Good Morning.
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Ian of the Sea @iandukes.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
gm mfw I hear Monday knock on my door
Photo of an orange and white cat looking off to the side at something out of frame. Their intense green eyes are open wide with fear. The caption says Good Morning.
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
“Comparison is the thief of joy” that’s a pretty good saying. But I’ve heard better
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Ian of the Sea @iandukes.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
gm when faced with a delicious challenge, try to keep an open mind, and an open mouth
photo of a cat face to face with a McDonald's hash brown. The caption says Good Morning.
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Swim Jeans 👖 @shortsleevesuit.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
HER: I don’t remember the last time you did something nice for me ME: I do PRIEST: Haha...weird. Anyway I guess you may now kiss the bride
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Drumeo be like “Miley Cyrus’ drummer hears the happy birthday song for the first time”
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Ian of the Sea @iandukes.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
gm the cat mechanic says he found my problem, I'm wheely tired
Photo of a gray cat with blue eyes standing with one paw on a car tire, looking up into the camera and speaking. The caption says "Good Morning."
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Ian of the Sea @iandukes.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I'd like to hold this up as a prime example of how to have a gm
photo of a cat being held up with the caption "Good Morning"
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Ian of the Sea @iandukes.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
This is a functional good morning cat pic thread. It is for the private enjoyment of my friends on bluesky. The original photos are property of the lucky cat parents who love them, and may not be monetized or otherwise commercially exploited. And please, no wagering.
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
The story of Icarus provides us with a valuable lesson: never fuck up real bad
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
thank god our president reached an agreement with iran to finally open the straight of hormuz which has been closed since, let me see, the beginning of the war he started
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Ian of the Sea @iandukes.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Oh I get it. That's a good idea.
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Nate @thenatewolf.bsky.social · 04/07/2023
Life is like soccer because my mom signed me up for it and expects me to do my best even though I hate soccer.
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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Astronaut: Houston, we have a problem Mission Control: what is it? Astronaut: it's really scary up here
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Blast Zone: Movies That Bombed @blastzonepod.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I like to think that somewhere deep in the backrooms is a Chili’s Bar and Grill
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Blast Zone: Movies That Bombed @blastzonepod.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
🥋EPISODE 178 - STREET FIGHTER: THE LEGEND OF CHUN-LI 🥋 Ahead of the upcoming reboot, we’re revisiting 2009’s STREET FIGHTER: THE LEGEND OF CHUN-LI
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Ian of the Sea @iandukes.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
ME: These days I always expect the worst to happen, that way I'm never surprised or upset. [the worst happens again] ME: Fuck fuck fuck how is this possible?!!
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Never a dull moment? How about just a few? Please?
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Blast Zone: Movies That Bombed @blastzonepod.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
🦑 EPISODE 177 - STRANGE DAYS 🦑 This week we’re talking about the difficult to watch but impossible to forget 90s cyberpunk cult classic STRANGE DAYS
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Ian of the Sea @iandukes.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
In 1937 when bluesman Robert Johnson sang "I got to keep movin', got to keep movin', hellhound on my trail," he wasn't talking about literal devil shit. The dude had undiagnosed ADHD.
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Ian of the Sea @iandukes.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
ME: [making big plans] Today I was really going to accomplish something.
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Ian of the Sea @iandukes.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
[explaining to my date the first time I take my shirt off in front of her] Yeah there's no rear deltoid on this body, that's not the kind that I got
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Ian of the Sea @iandukes.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
THEM: You seem to rely on a lot of quirky motivational catchphrases. ME: I don't worry about all that. I just keep doing the work and working the doo doo.
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