Reposted by Ian of the SeaBlast Zone: Movies That Bombed @blastzonepod.bsky.social · 07/10/2026🦴EPISODE 182: 28 YEARS LATER - THE BONE TEMPLE 🦴 Blastober is live and in effect as we dig into one of our favorite movies of 2026 (Jon Edition) with THE BONE TEMPLE 283
Reposted by Ian of the SeaBlast Zone: Movies That Bombed @blastzonepod.bsky.social · 09/09/2026☀️ EPISODE 181 - ETERNALS ☀️ We’re talking another superhero bomb this episode as we look back at 2021’s ETERNALS 142
Reposted by Ian of the SeaBlast Zone: Movies That Bombed @blastzonepod.bsky.social · 05/08/2026🪙 EPISODE 180 - DOMINO 🪙 We’re back with our third Tony Scott episode, it’s 2005’s bounty Hunter (kinda) biopic DOMINO 172
Ian of the Sea @iandukes.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Never mind the distasteful idea of burning fossil fuels inside your home. The worst thing about owning a gas range is when you attempt to gently wipe the stove top and the burner grates bang into each other with the deafening force of a thousand supernovas exploding 000
Reposted by Ian of the Sea Comfortably Boo @numb.comfortab.ly · 23/07/2026"No contact with the outside world" he tweeted. 542072219
Reposted by Ian of the Seajosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 14/07/2026I'm glad Tim Robbins escaped from prison. He's a good actor 1073658
Ian of the Sea @iandukes.bsky.social · 06/07/2026This is not haiku but it’s somewhat similar Extra syllable here 120
Ian of the Sea @iandukes.bsky.social · 02/07/2026gm yep you guessed it going right back in my bag 000
Ian of the Sea @iandukes.bsky.social · 01/07/2026JD VANCE: I'm an expert on Catholic faith and the Nicene Creed must never be butchered with woke memes POPE BOB FROM CHICAGO: The Nicene Creed implies the existence of the Naughtyene Rocky 010
Ian of the Sea @iandukes.bsky.social · 01/07/2026gm mfw I'm in my bag yet again and not even sorry 140
Ian of the Sea @iandukes.bsky.social · 30/06/2026I measured you with this and it said you're the biggest 091
Reposted by Ian of the SeaSchmrrrlex @schmrrrlex.bsky.social · 30/06/2026no I'm not "panicking." I'm freaking out in order to generate the mental energy necessary to respond to this situation 02210
Ian of the Sea @iandukes.bsky.social · 30/06/2026good morning may your dreams true of all come tomorrow wishing 120
Reposted by Ian of the SeaSplendid Hobo @splendidhobo.bsky.social · 28/06/2026The UPS guy made me watch promos for the new Toy Story and Minions movies before he’d give me my package 38227
Ian of the Sea @iandukes.bsky.social · 28/06/2026If you showed a Victorian child my men's luxury Mongolian cashmere rib-knit pullover at unbeatable prices they'd say "oooh that's nice so soffft" 000
Ian of the Sea @iandukes.bsky.social · 28/06/2026gm, getting out of bed on a Sunday is like really? do we really have to do this? 100
Reposted by Ian of the Seathe hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Centrist dems: why do leftists keep winning elections? Voters: because they are trying to actually improve people's lives Centrist dems: I... do not know what any of those words mean 1524550
Ian of the Sea @iandukes.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Republicans believe in the Just War theory. When someone asks if they have any good ideas for the country they say Just War. 000
Ian of the Sea @iandukes.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Orange you glad I didn't say Bad Morning? You're not glad, you're mad? About the pun yeah no I get it. 110
Ian of the Sea @iandukes.bsky.social · 26/06/2026There is a cat hidden somewhere in this photo. See if you can spot him and decode his secret message. (Answer: Good Morning) 130
Ian of the Sea @iandukes.bsky.social · 25/06/2026[half-awake] Last night I dreamed that a morning could be good. Damn, it seemed so real. 120
Reposted by Ian of the SeaBlast Zone: Movies That Bombed @blastzonepod.bsky.social · 24/06/2026💣 EPISODE 179 - RICHARD JEWELL 💣 We’re talking about bombs (box office and otherwise) this week as we discuss 2019’s RICHARD JEWELL 163
Ian of the Sea @iandukes.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Today I went on Cameo and hired one of my favorite stars to tell you good morning 110
Ian of the Sea @iandukes.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Wait why did I come in here? I frog hat. Oh yeah to tell you good morning. 110
Reposted by Ian of the Seadonni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 22/06/2026I just want a little less suffering for most people, hopefully including me 210020
Ian of the Sea @iandukes.bsky.social · 22/06/2026look at me, I need you to hear me when I tell you this: gm 120
Reposted by Ian of the SeaJon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 20/06/2026“Comparison is the thief of joy” that’s a pretty good saying. But I’ve heard better 125950
Ian of the Sea @iandukes.bsky.social · 19/06/2026gm when faced with a delicious challenge, try to keep an open mind, and an open mouth 160
Reposted by Ian of the SeaSwim Jeans 👖 @shortsleevesuit.bsky.social · 18/06/2026HER: I don’t remember the last time you did something nice for me ME: I do PRIEST: Haha...weird. Anyway I guess you may now kiss the bride 0324
Reposted by Ian of the SeaJon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Drumeo be like “Miley Cyrus’ drummer hears the happy birthday song for the first time” 0273
Ian of the Sea @iandukes.bsky.social · 18/06/2026gm the cat mechanic says he found my problem, I'm wheely tired 150
Ian of the Sea @iandukes.bsky.social · 17/06/2026I'd like to hold this up as a prime example of how to have a gm 160
Ian of the Sea @iandukes.bsky.social · 17/06/2026This is a functional good morning cat pic thread. It is for the private enjoyment of my friends on bluesky. The original photos are property of the lucky cat parents who love them, and may not be monetized or otherwise commercially exploited. And please, no wagering. 1112
Reposted by Ian of the Seajosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 11/06/2026The story of Icarus provides us with a valuable lesson: never fuck up real bad 5480341946
Reposted by Ian of the Seaslate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 15/06/2026thank god our president reached an agreement with iran to finally open the straight of hormuz which has been closed since, let me see, the beginning of the war he started 21498
Reposted by Ian of the SeaNate @thenatewolf.bsky.social · 04/07/2023Life is like soccer because my mom signed me up for it and expects me to do my best even though I hate soccer. 1434120
Reposted by Ian of the Seathe hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Astronaut: Houston, we have a problem Mission Control: what is it? Astronaut: it's really scary up here 1659
Reposted by Ian of the SeaBlast Zone: Movies That Bombed @blastzonepod.bsky.social · 12/06/2026I like to think that somewhere deep in the backrooms is a Chili’s Bar and Grill 0175
Reposted by Ian of the SeaBlast Zone: Movies That Bombed @blastzonepod.bsky.social · 10/06/2026🥋EPISODE 178 - STREET FIGHTER: THE LEGEND OF CHUN-LI 🥋 Ahead of the upcoming reboot, we’re revisiting 2009’s STREET FIGHTER: THE LEGEND OF CHUN-LI 152
Ian of the Sea @iandukes.bsky.social · 28/05/2026ME: These days I always expect the worst to happen, that way I'm never surprised or upset. [the worst happens again] ME: Fuck fuck fuck how is this possible?!! 000
Reposted by Ian of the SeaIt's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Never a dull moment? How about just a few? Please? 321958
Reposted by Ian of the SeaBlast Zone: Movies That Bombed @blastzonepod.bsky.social · 27/05/2026🦑 EPISODE 177 - STRANGE DAYS 🦑 This week we’re talking about the difficult to watch but impossible to forget 90s cyberpunk cult classic STRANGE DAYS 263
Ian of the Sea @iandukes.bsky.social · 24/05/2026In 1937 when bluesman Robert Johnson sang "I got to keep movin', got to keep movin', hellhound on my trail," he wasn't talking about literal devil shit. The dude had undiagnosed ADHD. 130
Ian of the Sea @iandukes.bsky.social · 22/05/2026ME: [making big plans] Today I was really going to accomplish something. 010
Ian of the Sea @iandukes.bsky.social · 21/05/2026[explaining to my date the first time I take my shirt off in front of her] Yeah there's no rear deltoid on this body, that's not the kind that I got 031
Ian of the Sea @iandukes.bsky.social · 19/05/2026THEM: You seem to rely on a lot of quirky motivational catchphrases. ME: I don't worry about all that. I just keep doing the work and working the doo doo. 010