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Ian Ballantyne

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Still a Mild mannered man trapped in the body of a milder mannered man

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The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 3h
as amusing as the week-long reminiscences of Twitter doofuses and feuds long past has been, it’s worth remembering that site is gone and this site is what remains bsky.app/profile/seth...
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Diedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“This is for my boy Paul mthrfkr!”
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Brent Toderian @brenttoderian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This one is doing the rounds
A picture of Elon Musk, via the London Economic. The quote says “If a monkey hoarded more bananas than it could eat, while most of the other monkeys starved, scientists would study that monkey to figure out what the heck was wrong with it. When humans do it, we put them on the cover of Forbes.“ – Nathalie Robin Justice. 
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Email that says MESA/BOOGIE®
MESA/BOOGIE:
THE MIGHTY 90s TRIPLE
RECTIFIER STANDARD RETURNS WITH 150 WATTS OF ERA-DEFINING
RECTIFIER POWER
AVAILABLE WORLDWIDE AT
MESABOOGIE.COM
The high-powered sibling of the legendary Dual Rectifier returns in its original Standard Dress, handcrafted in Petaluma, California, with six MESA 6L6 power tubes and three selectable rectifier tubes.Jar Jar Binks
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Why does he look like a racist marionette
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a frightful hobgoblin stalking throughout Europe @supermathskid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh so it was only ever meant to criminalise *as terrorists* people who threw some paint, then. Cool cool cool cool cool
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Thomas I-G @thomasig.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Defend Our Juries @defendourjuries.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
BREAKING: 94 year old Jewish human rights barrister, Margaret Owen arrested under the Terrorism Act outside Andy Burnham’s Labour Party conference. UK taxpayers are funding these arrests while masked men terrorise the streets in coastal towns. Lift The Ban on Palestine Action.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In panel one we see Sarah, the protagonist, lying in bed with the lights out. She says, "Is everyone ready for sleep?"
In panel two we see a brain, heart, and stomach. They say, "Yes!" "Yup!" and "Yep!" 
In panel three we see a bladder, squirming. A speech panel says "Bladder?"
In panel four the bladder looks up. It says, weakly, "I don't know".
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Randi Mayem Singer @rmayemsinger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Okay, well, here it is again then:
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MUSK | Official Trailer HD
YouTube video by Elevation Pictures
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President Warren G. Haunted @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
First day as a vampire hunter: This is easy lol First night as a vampire hunter: oh no
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Chris Bratt @chrisbratt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
In recent years, the media has quietly begun to change the way in which it writes about Bobby Kotick, the former CEO of Activision Blizzard. PMG investigates how Kotick used the threat of defamation to reshape his legacy in the games business, one article at a time. www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKwp...
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Inside Bobby Kotick's Campaign Against the Press
YouTube video by People Make Games
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
guy who fell into a coma after the last episode of fawlty towers wakes up and looks at the internet
5 panel comic

Panel 1: Purple Guy looks at a laptop and says “boy o boy! I wonder what my comedy hero’s up to”

Panel 2: A tweet from John Cleese that reads “This is where the Arabs were ahead of us

By castrating all their slaves, they made sure that there were no descendants who could claim reparations”

Panels 3-5: Purple Guy slowly closes laptop with a mystified look of revulsion
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
People who support Palestine Action peacefully are arrested.
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Charles Pulliam-Moore @charlespulliam.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Emma Frost x Miss Piggy comic has hit the internet and it's so, so, so much more magnificent than I ever could have hoped for
Emma Frost: "Emma Frost, darling. I'm a telepath. May I read your mind to ascertain if you're telling the truth?"

Miss Piggy: "But of course, darling I am an open book, a tell-all memoir."Emma Frost telepathically witnessing the entirety of Miss Piggy's life.Wolverine: "Frost? She legit?"
Emma Frost: "She's..She's... She's everything. And I would die for her."
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Good Wikipedia: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikiped...
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Wikipedia:Deleted articles with freaky titles - Wikipedia
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 21/09/2026
boycotts don't work if they have an expiration date!
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/09/2026
JD Vance Booed  By Own Reflection  In Mirror theonion.com/jd-vance-booed-by-own-…
JD Vance Booed  By Own Reflection  In Mirror
Image Calls VP ‘Loser’ Right To His Face
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Wes Streeting is a truly, truly awful person. The damage he's done to trans people, to neurodivergent people, to people with mental health issues... all because of his "reckons".
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Dee Lomas @deelomas.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
They’ve closed the Portsmouth RNLI station. This is who we are now. The silent ‘majority’ have just been too bloody silent. They no longer live amongst us. We live amongst them. We have all got to do more and bloody loudly…
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I remember outrage about Just Stop Oil blocking a street, just in case an ambulance had to drive down it. Not because an ambulance was prevented from doing so, you understand. Just the abstract idea that one might have to.
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Pete Fraser @petefrasermusic.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
When you read Kraft’s statement, both this headline and the article it links to are enormously misleading. Kraft says he’s been asked to donate, doesn’t say he has, and doesn’t mention any charities. Readers could be forgiven for thinking Kraft had donated to the charities listed in the text.
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Oxford Clarion @oxfordclarion.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
‘Danny Tommo’, leader of the balaclava-clad blackshirt rallies, says he will travel to Piddington “in the coming days” following the Parish Council’s stunt referendum: “I want to hear about safety concerns for their women and children.” Tommo was jailed for two years in 2016 for a knifepoint kidnap.
Daniel “Danny Tommo” Thomas. Indigo Nolan at Flickr.com, CC-BY-SA.
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Mark Hebden @unionlib.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Scotland: We want to leave the UK BBC: Huh? Wales: We want to leave the UK BBC: What? Northern Ireland: We want to leave the UK BBC: Lolz Some shithole in Oxfordshire: We want to leave the UK because racism BBC: REPORT THE HELL OUT OF THIS #Piddington
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Hildur Knútsdóttir @hildur.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This post is making the rounds again for some reason and therefore I feel I must inform you that they’ve hired another one so there are now TWO forensic pathologists working in Iceland.
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Justin Decloux @declouxj.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
We could all be watching a badass robot puppet fight a bunch of other puppets right now if we choose to...
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Tuta @tuta.com · 31/08/2026
If you have a Gmail account, you need to read this. Google's AI now scans your emails and attachments, bank statements, tax files, medical letters, all of it. It turned on by default, and there's a class-action lawsuit over how. Here are 5 moves to shut it off, the switch is hidden in two places:
Image of Sundar Pichai and the Gmail logo
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Museum of Curiosities @curiositiesmuseum.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Wrigley’s Gum Stand 🌝 Featuring Wrigley’s moon-faced mascot, the “Spearman,” this terrifying figure once advertised packs of chewing gum in the 1920s. Made of iron with a celluloid face, it bears a worn message on its chest with a slogan that reads: “Be sure it’s Wrigley’s”.
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Mikel Reparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
PAUL: What’s in the box? REVEREND MOTHER: Pain. [PAUL hesitantly puts his hand in the BOX, then FROWNS IN CONFUSION. He pulls out A BAGUETTE.] REVEREND MOHER: Hōn hōn,
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 08/09/2026
Easy to follow guide from the British press
An elderly lady being carried away by the police, labelled intimidating, and two black clad, balaclava wearing men standing in front of someone’s car, staring at them.
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Mic Wright @brokenbottleboy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
A detail missing from The Times story… the woman who took the photo shared it to a Facebook group called ‘South east patriots’.
Facebook post showing the photo of three white women on a train with a group of black-clad, masked men being shared to a group called ‘South east patriots’
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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Burnham could have replaced Mahmood as Home Secretary when he took over. He didn't. That's all the sign you need.
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I feel very fondly towards BBC News; the way you might feel about a family dog that has rabies.
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onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
just stop oil protesters got five years in jail for *planning* to do this to the M25.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 31/08/2026
Still cracking up over the idea of a movie asking "What if Scrooge had a point," because A) he didn't and B) it's not as if we haven't already had the entire run of DuckTales to explore this question
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 30/08/2026
Apparently Lake America is now closed due to a tear in its lining and fungal growth
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Ian Ballantyne @ianballantyne.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Important work covering what people really care about (click the link, im not a psycho)
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Ken Plume @kenplume.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Pee Wee Herman & Dolly Parton singing a duet? Here ya go...
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Pawel Swidlicki @pswidlicki.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I don't understand why this is being framed first and foremost as a failure of social media companies (though it is also that to a lesser extent) and not as 'why aren't police arresting people who post videos of themselves committing crimes?' www.theguardian.com/media/2026/a...
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Speeding for online glory: the internet subculture where young men drive dangerously for likes
Social media trend feeds on footage shot from cars racing down busy roads, with potentially lethal consequences
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Scare-argh Boo-arnard 👻 @sarahbpolar.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Fell down a rabbit hole into the Domesday Book and when I searched for the area I'm from, I uh
A page from a Domesday Book website by Anna Powell-Smith. This is an entry for Humphrey Goldenbollocks. No, I don't know either.
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Sara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 28/01/2024
Today’s bake for brother’s 40th. I believe I have outdone myself.
Homer Simpson disappearing into hedge cake with buttercream hedge
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TACC @tacc.org.uk · 18/08/2026
"GENEVA – UN human rights experts* today warned that the UK’s revised Code of Practice for Services, Public Functions, and Associations, in force as of 5 August, may place transgender and gender-diverse persons at heightened risk of discrimination and exclusion." www.ohchr.org/en/press-rel...
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UK: Revised Code of Practice risks institutionalising discrimination against transgender and gender-diverse persons, warn UN experts
GENEVA – UN human rights experts* today warned that the UK’s revised Code of Practice for Services, Public Functions, and Associations, in force as of 5 August, may place transgender and gender-divers...
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Ian Ballantyne @ianballantyne.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
We need to show rightwing newspapers that actions have consequences. Add your name: goodlawproject.org/s/abb8a1
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Jason Arday: Demand a public inquiry now | Good Law Project
Commission an immediate public inquiry into how to ensure a responsible press given its contribution to Dr Arday’s tragic death.
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Captain Haddock @realcaptainhaddock.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
The BBC has now had to revise this headline 3 times to try and get something approaching impartiality I am incredulous as to what is going on there
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Constanze Scheib/ C. N. Stance @constanzescheib.at · 12/08/2026
"Hoult, who has been an advocate for LGBTQ+ issues in the past, will put that work aside to play the Gilderoy Lockhart in the show’s preordained second season, where he can help keep Rowling’s legacy awash in butterbeer." www.avclub.com/nicholas-hou...
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Nicholas Hoult casts unforced error spell on career, joins Harry Potter show
Nicholas Hoult casts unforced error spell on career, joins Harry Potter show
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Adam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Very weird to be living for weeks through what has so far been the worst UK drought since records began and for the Prime Minister to have still said absolutely nothing about it
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Shelby Bennett @skelotan.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
bro's so dead they painted him into the background
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oneoneoneone @oneoneoneone.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Wild times on the UK MOTHS Facebook group.
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