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Spencer

@hungrydwarf.bsky.social
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Spencer @hungrydwarf.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
I don't know who the asshole is that refuses to play with my cats 24/7. But they've been telling me all about you. And when I finally discover who you are... I will make you pay.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
If I was a teen who lost access to tiktok I would simply learn to appreciate the professionalism and higher production values of linear broadcast television
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turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
my wife freezes food as an intermediary step before we throw it away two years later
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Spencer @hungrydwarf.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Travel tip: It's important to get to the airport early because your body needs at least an hour of sitting and scrolling tiktok to prepare for the hours you'll spend on the plane sitting and not being able to scroll tiktok.
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Spencer @hungrydwarf.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
1. @hankgreen.bsky.social On your video comparing cannabis to gambling you mentioned seeing next day effects from edibles, and I don't doubt you. But the I found a meta analysis on it that indicates that suggests that this effect is not present for many users. pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC...
pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov
The “Next Day” Effects of Cannabis Use: A Systematic Review
Δ9-Tetrahydrocannabinol (THC), the main intoxicating component of cannabis, can cause cognitive and psychomotor impairment. Whether this impairment is still present many hours or even days after THC u...
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TracieBreaux @traciebreaux.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
After hearing how eating too much sugar and carbohydrates affects the human body I’ve decided to cut back on the amount of people I listen to
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sam ! @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com · 30/12/2024
just got into the best, most exclusive bar in Atlanta. They have a menu of two drinks, a martini with a lemon twist and bourbon poured over an ice cube made of ginger jalapeño simple syrup. The best part? If you can get in, all the drinks are free. it's called 'my dad's house'
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
I would never "improve myself" in order to get people to like me. That would actually be a form of manipulation
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ceej @ceej.online · 26/12/2024
All these arguments over criticism and art could be easily solved by implementing a strict ruleset and transparent scoring system
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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
i love that chicago has the bean. more cities should have ominous relics. let’s put a big dark hole that god can’t see down in cleveland, ohio
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Barack Obama has shared his top erotic free-to-play games of 2024
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don't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
still upset that panera bread got rid of the lemonade that kills you
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Eggs are only expensive if you buy them prefabricated. I been buying a big crate of the shells for like ten bucks then filling them with my own wet at home
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
September 12 is the most common birthday in America because it is the peak of the baby season but also people would rather not schedule c-sections or inducements for September 11th.
A quite complex chart showing most and least common birthdays. Between July and September there are a lot of births. Christmas and New years are the time with the least!
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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 11/12/2024
I don't have an advent calendar so Im just opening cupboard doors and eating whatever's in there
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Seven Machina Rasmussen @toomanyspectra.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
can I code fast? no. but can I code well? also no. but does my code work? alas, no
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
leaving 1 of my six pack of oreo flavored coke zero unopened in honor of all the people who killed themself.
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Accidentally fed that dawg in me some chocolate
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ditchpony @ditchpony.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Missed connection: I was in line behind you at the self checkout. You scanned everything as pine nuts by weight, which tripled your price. When the cashier tried to help you called him a Fed. The way you mishandle social situations leads me to believe you’d make Thanksgiving exciting. Hit me up.
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vladchoc @vladchoc.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Are you tired of greasy pots and pans? Stubborn kitchen stains? Messy sponges and sprays? Me too. I wish the sun would devour the earth.
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
once again i've selected the demonically possessed shopping cart and will be forced to acquire groceries while battling an ancient evil
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Mike Tyson can still win if Mike Pence has the courage.
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