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Kylo Rey Jepsen

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Phillip Maciak @pjmaciak.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Kirsten Dunst and Gabrielle Union could do HEAT, but Pacino and De Niro couldn't do BRING IT ON.
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Kylo Rey Jepsen @hundredacr.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
hell yeah
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columbo screenshots @columboscreens.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a red ball labeled "A SILLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the ball and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the red ball.
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Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I don't speak unless I'm spoken to. I don't smoke unless I'm smoken to. I don't freak unless I'm froken to.
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
obviously statler and waldorf explored each other's bodies. but did they roast one another the entire time
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Kylo Rey Jepsen @hundredacr.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
but seriously, give Daisy something real to do, or cut her loose, it's disrespectful at this point
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Mike G @goedharted.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
No offense to Jon Watts, who makes enjoyable movies and tv shows, but this feels so safe a choice when they’ve already declined a Scott Z. Burns/Steven Soderbergh/Adam Driver movie and ghosted Rian Johnson and Leslye Headland, as far as we know.
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Kylo Rey Jepsen @hundredacr.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
every announcement is making it easier to let star wars go. I'm not mad about the direction they're going in (so no threat of hate-watching or gawking) but it doesn't sound very good, so
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Kylo Rey Jepsen @hundredacr.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What a week for me personally, Kylo Rey Jepsen
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Seth on the Nihil @lordsoftheseth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Permit data artistry with your stunning info? 😃 🎀✨🎀✨🎀✨🎀✨🎀✨🎀 ✨ Surrender my personals ✨ 🎀✨🎀✨🎀✨🎀✨🎀✨🎀 🤮ᵃˢˢᵉʳᵗ ᵐʸ ᶜʳᵘᵈᵉ ᵖʳᵉᶠᵉʳᵉⁿᶜᵉ🤮
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Kylo Rey Jepsen @hundredacr.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
watching the love hypothesis and I’m genuinely pleased with how well it’s clicking for me
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Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Andreas and Caspar talking to Gert in big head mode in Pentiment
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allison steele, organic human person @trulyaliem.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
timeline cleanser
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(poster name not shown): knock knock
dismembered-jackalope: who's there
justsomeguycore: deez 
dismembered-jackalope: sigh. deez who?
justsomeguycore: deez are the voyages of the starship enterprise
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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Frog and Toad were sad for a while.
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columbo screenshots @columboscreens.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Carly Rae Jepsen is great in part because her songs are horny in ways that most musicians can't capture all of. Cheerfully horny. Wistfully horny. Hornnui. She has the horny range.
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Kylo Rey Jepsen @hundredacr.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
disheartening to see people reposting the altnps etc, accounts.
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Steve Gale @stevewg.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Colley Hill, Surrey: coffee break from birding the steep scrub. Love the plaque on the bench I’m sitting on
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Kylo Rey Jepsen @hundredacr.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
sorry, were you people aware that there is a Peter Ustinov Poirot that ALSO stars David Suchet.....as JAPP?! Suchet is sloppily eating in his first scene, I AM STUNNED. Naked upper lip, English accent, and he's a hungry boy (Faye Dunaway in a double role, too!!!)
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
sometimes I get bored and cancel myself on Threads by saying whatever the fuck
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Kylo Rey Jepsen @hundredacr.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
All I’m doing today is listening to
The album cover of Carly Rae Jepsen’s Day and Night which came out today. The cover is Carly standing at an outdoor cafe tablein a long leather jacket, the hem of a light pink dress peaking out, and deep red tights. She’s looking over at a man standing close to camera, the bouquet he’s holding in his arms are the only view we get of him. The composition of the photo splits the background into two halves- not really day and night, but maybe? One side is the windows and awning of the cafe and the cafe table, dark brown and red and white checked curtains. The background on the right half is grey pavement and white buildings, maybe mountains on the horizon, and a dusky blue sky. There is a block of pinky beige and dusky blue right in between, maybe a building? It’s mysterious to me.
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Flayin’ the Flannel @flanneloccluded.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
S&P 500 is short for Salt and Pepa 500, a NASCAR race named after the iconic hip hop group
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jeeyon shim 심지연 @jeeyon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I hate to do this again on the heels of his kidney obstruction but Onion got into a dangerous amount of garlic powder and I have to take him to the emergency vet. If you’re able to help us out a little, my Venmo is Jeeyon-Shim, and my PayPal is jeeyon.shim@gmail.com
A light Siamese cat in bed
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Katherine Lam @ LBX 431 @katherinelam.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 1, Episode 11
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Kylo Rey Jepsen @hundredacr.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
My ectopic pregnancy earlier this year was terrifying, but I was so lucky to live somewhere I could receive appropriate care, with doctors that wanted to keep me alive
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Ian Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes doing the "we're just normal men" meme
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Jeff Stein @jeffstein.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Wikipedia @wikipedia.org · 08/09/2026
Which one are you? These masked stock characters from Italy's commedia dell'arte traveled Europe from the 1500s to 1700s. Tricksters, scholars, soldiers, and more inspired centuries of comedy, while touring troupes included some of Europe's first professional actresses.
A colorful illustration of a Commedia dell'arte clown taking a selfie with text assigning your historical clown type based on your phone battery percentage.
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Emmurder Killwell えま @emmakidwell.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Kylo Rey Jepsen @hundredacr.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I lost my cat Buddy last night. He was almost 17 and a really really great kitty cat
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
If you have a pet that sometimes snags your clothes, or if you're clumsy like me, I've found Dritz Snag Nab It to be very useful. It's a needle with rough grooves on the tail end. Push the needle through the cloth and it'll pull the snag to the fabric's underside, where it will be hidden.
A green plaid flannel shirt with two snags on the face side of the fabric. There's a Snag Nab It needle next to the snag. The same flannel shirt, but the snags have disappeared. A photo of the underside of the cloth. The snag is now on the underside.
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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 02/09/2026
So Emma Woodhouse is a pretty girl who is pretty smart, pretty rich, and pretty much has no problems whatsoever. We’re off to a roaring start.
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VeGOREpunk AuHORROR @vegapunk-aurora.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
*Mr Beast voice* I HELPED THIS WOMAN TURN A ROOM FULL OF STRAW INTO GOLD USING ONLY A SPINNING WHEEL! IF SHE CAN'T GUESS MY NAME IN THREE DAYS, I'M TAKING HER BABY!
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 01/09/2026
now that they make a gatorade that's 75% less sugar in addition to gatorade regular and gatorade zero i want gatorades that are available in 5% increments from 5% sugar all the way up to Gatorade 125 or Gatorade 150
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You Must Remember This @rememberthispod.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
If you live outside of LA and have wanted to see Karina intro a film related to the current season of YMRT, good news: She's doing a tour of many venues across the Northeast and Midwest, with some stops in the South as well. Full info and ticket links here: www.youmustrememberthispodcast.com/events
Poster advertising the upcoming YMRT Fall 2026 Tour for The Bisexuals with the following dates and info

October 7 - Houston, TX - Written on the Wind - River Oaks Theatre

October 9 - Savannah, GA - Torch Singer - Lucas Theater

October 10 - Charlotte, NC - Written on the Wind - Independent Picture House

October 15 - Silver Spring, MD - I Confess and Lonelyhearts - AFI Silver

October 19 - New York City, NY - Lifeboat - Quad Cinema

October 20 - New York City, NY - Red River - Quad Cinema

October 22 - Bryn Mawr, PA - The Heiress - Bryn Mawr Film Center

October 27 - Boston, MA - Dreams That Money Can Buy and Laura - Brattle Theater

October 28 - Boston, MA - A Place in the Sun - Brattle Theater

October 31 - New York City, NY - A Place in the Sun - Paris Theatre

November 1 - New York City, NY - Wild River - Paris Theatre

November 2 - Chicago, IL - Wild River - Gene Siskel Cinema

November 5 - Kearney, NE - The Misfits - World Theatre

November 7 - Omaha, NE - Written on the Wind - Film Streams

November 9 - Iowa City, IA - Key Largo - FilmScene

November 11 - Kansas City, MO - Key Largo - Screenland Armour

November 12 - Chicago, IL - Boom! - Music Box

November 13 - Chicago, IL - Dreams That Money Can Buy - Block Cinema

November 14 - Minneapolis, MN - Wild River - Trylon

November 15 - Minneapolis, MN - Wild River - Trylon

November 16 - Denver, CO - I Confess and TBA 2nd feature - Sie FilmCenter
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
An audience listens to a presentation about Gus Gus, the rotund mouse from the 1950 animated feature film Cinderella. The speaker shows a slide of Gus Gus with a massive stack of yellow corn kernels and states, “Gus Gus’ greed nearly results in his death. Next slide.” He is of course referencing the moment when Gus Gus attempts to load up on breakfast kernels despite the threat of Lucifer, the stepmother’s nasty cat. An earlier moment in the film shows Gus Gus struggling to get his share of corn from a pack of hungry chickens.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 29/08/2026
COYOTE VS ACME is legitimately great
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
y'all's is short for your overalls. not many people know this
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Rachel Leggett @rleggos.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I got the shot. I've been scheming and hoping the conditions would work out for this for two weeks!! 🪶
A broad-tailed hummingbird hovers next to an anise hyssop plant framed by purple blooms and with a rainbow behind it!!! The bird also has a little bead of water on its bill because it is raining.
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Annie Wu @anniewu.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Always kind of thinking about Marisa Tomei's 3/4 length sleeve (?), mock neck (?), lightly shoulder-padded (?), floral catsuit from MY COUSIN VINNY so I sketched it.
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Kurt J @kittyhas1000legs.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
A domestic SNORLAX has appeared! #Pokémon Camera by Tiger, 1999 #kodak gold 400 #shittycamerachallenge #35mm #filmphotography #expiredfilm #toycamera #Pokemon #cat #adoptdontshop
Film photo of a calico cat laying on a carpeted floor, with a border of the Gen 1 Pokémon and four larger Pokémon in each corner (clockwise from top left): meowth, squirtle, blastoise, and pikachu
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Kylo Rey Jepsen @hundredacr.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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The Cheat Homestar
Alt: The Cheat from Homestar Runner jammin on his keyboard
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jere7️⃣my @jere7my.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Martyn Doust designed the device Nemik records his manifesto on in Andor, and based it on his first-ever Walkman. In the concept art Nemik is listening to “It’s Britney, Bitch”, “Hit Me Baby One More Time”, and “Teenage Dirtbag”.
Concept art of a handheld Star Wars recording device, with screens and buttons, in recording mode and playback modeIT’S BRITNEY BITCH in AurebeshHIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME in AurebeshCAUSE I'M JUST A TEENAGE DIRTBAG, BABY
YEAH, I'M JUST A TEENAGE DIRTBAG, BABY
LISTEN TO IRON MAIDEN, BABY, WITH ME
OOOHOO HOO HOOOOOOOO
OH, YEAH, DIRTBAG
NO, SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT SHE'S MISSING
OH, YEAH, DIRTBAG
NO, SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT SHE'S MISSING

(In Aurebesh)
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The faster the sign ups, the faster your reward.
Email screenshot with bold, colorful text surrounded by attention-grabbing punctuation. The email humorously promotes an "Onion Membership" with exaggerated and absurd claims, such as fixing lightbulbs and winning opportunities. Mentions of Ticketmaster Class Action Lawsuit, Jerry, and Jelly Roll tickets are included. The email ends with playful language and instructions to send it to others.
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