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Mike G

@goedharted.bsky.social
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There is a darkness reaching like rust into everything around us. We let it grow and now it's here. It's here and it's not visiting anymore. It wants to stay.

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Mike G @goedharted.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Too bad they were on the ballot two years ago and the voters fucked up their only chance.
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Mike G @goedharted.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Where’s my Perrin Fertha and Runai Sculdun Black Series?
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Tweet from Michael M (@michaelmphysics):

(Adam Driver from Marriage Story shouting, "So no one told you life was gonna be this way", then four Adam Drivers punching the wall in the second panel)
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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Nicole Bedera @nbedera.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Every single newspaper that reported that Jane Doe “changed her story” should be rushing to publish retractions right now. This case should be a lesson in taking a DA’s victim-blaming statements at face value. Victims do not report to the police because they thought nothing happened to them.
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Mike G @goedharted.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You should always place the highest amount of trust in organizations that have a legal department.
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Mike G @goedharted.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I resent the fact that I have to take this seriously.
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Mike G @goedharted.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Imagine the dumbest version of this screenplay you can, then read the synopsis in this article and you’ll see that your imagination was insufficient.
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Mike G @goedharted.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Not the Nazis? Oh right, nevermind.
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Mike G @goedharted.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is the sign outside the worst bar in the world
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Mike G @goedharted.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hot take: restaurants do not need a fucking DJ
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Mike G @goedharted.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Still can’t quite get over the people who thought maybe it was Hux holding out his hand lol
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Mike G @goedharted.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I never really paid attention to the AI options on the left side of Adobe Acrobat but holy shit. “Generate a podcast?” Of a PDF document?
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Mike G @goedharted.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Mike G @goedharted.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This should be clipped into every Democratic campaign ad for the next month.
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Mike G @goedharted.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Thinking of my friend in college who wore his FRATS RAPE t-shirt to a kegger like a fucking legend.
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Mike G @goedharted.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
TOP GUN: MAVERICK still rips, but you can see why this belongs on a big screen. This will forever remain in my memory as the Most Back We Ever Were. Kosinski said “Fuck edgy, here’s your happy ending.”
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Mike G @goedharted.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“Major” is doing a lot of heavy lifting here.
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Mike G @goedharted.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I have never been in a Burger King bathroom
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Mike G @goedharted.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Listen, I don’t like country music, but the way a lot of people are talking about Ella Langley is misogynistic af.
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Mike G @goedharted.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I don’t know but I feel like if Harrison Ford and Lawrence Kasdan came to George in 1989 and said they had a script already written for a Han Solo movie post ROTJ, he would have at least entertained the idea.
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Mike G @goedharted.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
THE RISE OF SKYWALKER: ENCORE [Now with added scenes and redubbed dialogue which drops Episode X Easter eggs]
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Mike G @goedharted.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
No offense to Jon Watts, who makes enjoyable movies and tv shows, but this feels so safe a choice when they’ve already declined a Scott Z. Burns/Steven Soderbergh/Adam Driver movie and ghosted Rian Johnson and Leslye Headland, as far as we know.
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Mike G @goedharted.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Missing her 🍎
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Mike G @goedharted.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Criterion email about consolidating the logins between both the Collection and the Channel had my heart dropping when I saw the word “merging.” Not gonna post the Denzel meme but whew.
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Mike G @goedharted.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
When someone says “MARK HALPERIN”
Kino Loy in ANDOR saying “I’m gonna assume I’m already dead.”
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Paul Fairie @paulisci.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
1966
"Hawk" Looks LIke a Hit But Star Trek Doesn't

--The Louisville Times, 16 Sep 1966
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Mike G @goedharted.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Glad I refinanced in 2020.
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Mike G @goedharted.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Is incompetence a side effect of all the testosterone?
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Mike G @goedharted.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Tom and Lili should just have their own talk show at this point. Daisy can exec produce.
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Mike G @goedharted.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Making a mental note to request the Wednesday after Election Day off. I might still be drunk and/or high.
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Mike G @goedharted.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Finally at the point in my life where I see a vague post about the topic du jour and no longer feel the need to try and figure out what it’s about.
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Mike G @goedharted.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hey, you got your internet in my real life!
A small sticker with the dog in a burning room “This is fine” meme
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Mike G @goedharted.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I’ve honestly never seen the kind of promo for a streaming movie like THE LOVE HYPOTHESIS has gotten. Strange that they didn’t give it at least a limited theatrical release.
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Mike G @goedharted.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This would have a deleterious effect on the premiums of those who remain, to put it charitably.
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transylvan(ian) 🧛🏼 @illpod.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
imagine being 40 points underwater on "people wanting you to stay alive"
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Mike G @goedharted.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Crazy 24 hours for Bears fans but “week to week” never sounded so good.
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Mike G @goedharted.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Gentle reminder that this is not Earth, Wind, and Fire day. That would make no sense. “Do you remember *checks notes* today?”
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Mike G @goedharted.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Are they trying to do the dril tweet
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Zito @zeets.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Everything is so bleak futurism.com/artificial-i...
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Mike G @goedharted.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Seems very sane and normal
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Mike G @goedharted.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It is right that she was my childhood crush, and explains a lot about my current predilections.
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Mike G @goedharted.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The Hux meme from TROS. He’s saying “I don’t care if winter wins…I just need mosquitoes to lose.”
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Mike G @goedharted.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“less” by Olivia Rodrigo is a stone cold instant classic. Magical record.
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Mike G @goedharted.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I’ve discovered that in my head there exists a mashup of “Young Folks” by Peter Bjorn & John, and “I Ain’t Worried” by OneRepublic and I can’t unhear it even when either song is actually playing.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Same people who seem to think it’s bad for China to beat us at AI are perfectly fine with China beating us at high speed rail, solar energy, wind energy, shall we go on
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Mike G @goedharted.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Concerning
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Mike G @goedharted.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The replies to this are the typical “This doesn’t address every specific need I have therefore it sucks.”
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Mike G @goedharted.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Han Solo Fiddling with Controls in Star Wars
Alt: Han Solo in ROTJ looking over his shoulder and making an oopsie face
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Mike G @goedharted.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It’s kind of surprising, given the state of things, that Republicans keep stepping on every single electoral rake in the yard. They seem almost determined to take the unpopular side of literally any issue.
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