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@humanbean.net
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I'm laughing with you. I write. I live in a fifth wheel traveling the dystopian US. Ask me anything about RV life except where i am. I like painting and trees and writing and dogs and photography and human rights She/her.

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human bean @humanbean.net · 9h
this is a view of the inside of my head
a cartoon by B Kliban. A monkey, possibly a chimp, is sitting on a stool, knees drawn up and held by his hands. He looks scared. A man in a white coat who looks like a doctor or scientist is holding a stopwatch and saying, "THINK, DAMN YOU, THINK!" On the floor is one of those children's puzzles where the star piece goes in the star shaped hole. But all the blocks are scattered around.
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human bean @humanbean.net · 29/09/2026
i know they are invasive but they are also very pretty
a european starling perched on a metal pole, with a blue sky in the background. It has speckles of white on black feathers and some iridescence is visible where the sun hits it
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human bean @humanbean.net · 29/09/2026
i see what you did there
A Dutch Star RV made by NEWMAR, from the back, in an RV park somewhere. The license plate says: V GOGH
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human bean @humanbean.net · 28/09/2026
Tempest had an itchy neck last night so i scratched it once we got her to stop scratching it on the edge of the stall
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human bean @humanbean.net · 24/09/2026
I tree mostly
Yes, That's When
[by] Rosemerry Wahtola Trommer

I like my body when I'm in the woods
and I forget my body. I forget that arms,
that legs, that nose. I forget that waist,

that nerve, that skin. And I aspen. I mountain. 
I river. I stone. I leaf. I path. I flower. 
I like when I evergreen, current and berry.

I like when I mushroom, avalanche, cliff. 
And everything is yes then, and everything 
new: wild iris, duff, waterfall, dew.
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human bean @humanbean.net · 23/09/2026
AND bonus I got to pet Jack who is a giant derpy german shepherd
a large black german shepherd inside of an RV
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human bean @humanbean.net · 22/09/2026
in honor of monarch season, here is a beautiful monarch coming out as her true self of course she was awkward at first, and struggled a bit, and had to let her wings dry but i think this is normal when you figure out who you are
A monarch butterfly hangs beneath a partially opened, translucent chrysalis attached to the underside of a weathered wooden structure. The butterfly’s wings are folded downward and display orange panels outlined with black veins and bordered by white spots. A rusty vertical metal post stands behind it, while the background is softly blurred in gray, green, and brown tones.
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human bean @humanbean.net · 22/09/2026
our neighbors do milkweed for butterflies every year, and one year I got to be here for it, and managed a ton of photos but this one is my favorite
A close-up photograph shows a dark monarch butterfly chrysalis hanging vertically from the underside of a weathered brown wooden beam by a small stem. The tapered, ridged chrysalis has black and deep green surfaces with metallic gold dots and visible orange-and-black wing patterns inside. A second section of wood runs vertically along the left side of the image, while the background is softly blurred and pale, with a bright patch of light in the lower right.
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human bean @humanbean.net · 21/09/2026
everyone mistakes him for a puppy when he's feeling prancy but have you seen what he looked like when we got him in 2013? now THAT was a puppy
Milo, a black and white dog, lies on a porch/patio with a white railing next to him
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human bean @humanbean.net · 21/09/2026
Finn is happy to be in blanket
Finnegan, a small chihuahua mix, swaddled in a blanket with a geometric multicolored design. He is on a sofa.
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human bean @humanbean.net · 21/09/2026
our old boy is happy to be in a place he remembers, we think, with people he definitely remembers
Milo, a 14 year old black and white dog, stands on a path leading to trees and green foliage
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human bean @humanbean.net · 21/09/2026
these are good though
Beurer Insect Bite Healer, as seen on a website where you can buy it. It is a small white device with a circle and a blue dot above it. The packaging says it is "After bite and sting pain relief using heat technology"
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human bean @humanbean.net · 19/09/2026
chnge.com/products/hav...
a dark gray tshirt that says in white text: sex is cool but have you ever fucked the system?
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human bean @humanbean.net · 19/09/2026
Ladybug
A ladybug on a wood table 
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human bean @humanbean.net · 18/09/2026
Illusion of Gaia
The Illusion of Gaia video game box cover. It says "Only for Nintendo" and "Free Nintendo Power Explorer Handbook Inside!" 
The image is a yellow and blue earth (?) and the words "ILLUSION OF GAIA" made to look like they are carved of stone
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human bean @humanbean.net · 18/09/2026
found a very important note under the table that i dont remember writing
a post it pad that says "TO DO LIST" with lines below it. On those lines it says, "WHAT IS SHINY IN THE AC VENT" and "Above me"
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human bean @humanbean.net · 18/09/2026
he's tired, he's 14 now, and he just wants scratches and outdoor sniffs ok, he doesn't want to feel so low
a slightly blurry photo of milo sitting next to me on the couch, looking at me. My hand is scratching the side of his neck and his head is tilted a bit.
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human bean @humanbean.net · 18/09/2026
found some fungi
Layered bracket fungi with cream-colored edges growing on a moss- and lichen-covered tree trunk beside green leaves.
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human bean @humanbean.net · 18/09/2026
More photos to come of spot after I return and try again
A fuzzy white tiny dog with a black nose and eyes kind of visible through his white hair. Horse stalls are visible in the background, and somebody is holding the dog
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human bean @humanbean.net · 17/09/2026
my therapist had me write this down to help me remember because being trapped is kind of a big trigger thing for me in situations, in relationships, in jobs, in houses, etc but whenever i read it think of how many people aren't supported, which i think isn't part of self care
handwriting on a page that says in terrible handwriting: "you are not trapped. you are supported and free to choose. Choose with love." and a sloppy heart is drawn below
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human bean @humanbean.net · 17/09/2026
this one had his hair cut and it made me grin but i waited to laugh til i had walked away because i didnt want him getting all self conscious
A close-up of a light-colored horse standing inside a wooden stall. The horse faces right with its head lowered over a black plastic tub. Its mane is closely shaved along the neck, leaving a fluffy tuft of pale hair on top of its head between the upright ears. The horse has a dark eye, a pale muzzle with dark nostrils, and a short, cream-colored coat. Horizontal wooden boards form the background, with a hanging strap visible behind the horse.
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human bean @humanbean.net · 17/09/2026
This is Chester. He likes a peppermint candy sometimes. Peppermint candies make him do this. Chester is a rescue horse.
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human bean @humanbean.net · 16/09/2026
anyway this is Kitty
A beige/white/gray/brown cat that might be part ragdoll, outside of an RV eating from a small brown cat head shaped dish

her name is kitty and she's a little chunky
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human bean @humanbean.net · 15/09/2026
what's your sign yo
a sign on a wire fence in front of brownish grass and a pond. The sign is beige and says, "Please Do Not Drop Your Cigarette Butts On The Ground. The Fish Crawl Out At Night To Smoke Them And We Are Trying To Get Them To Quit."

For some reason every word is written with a leading capital letter
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human bean @humanbean.net · 14/09/2026
a black fitted shirt that says, in all caps white text that looks handwritten, "women don't owe you shit"
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human bean @humanbean.net · 14/09/2026
the only parts of cities i like are the quiet (and often forgotten) hidden spots where you can hang out and just observe everything else has too many people
A nighttime view across the East River toward the illuminated New York City skyline. Dark, rocky shoreline and tall grasses fill the foreground, while rippling water extends across the center and lower half of the image, reflecting scattered city lights. High-rise buildings with lit windows line both sides of the river, and a suspension bridge spans the middle distance. On the right, One World Trade Center stands prominently with a blue-lit spire beneath a broad, cloud-filled dark-blue sky.
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human bean @humanbean.net · 14/09/2026
my favorite brooklyn photo
A rainy street-level view of a storefront with a glass entrance and display windows, partially obscured by a black metal railing in the foreground. White lettering on the dark glass above the door reads “DREAMS ON COMMAND GALLERY,” and the door has a silver handle and the Instagram handle “@dreamsoncommand.” A small blue ADT security sticker is attached near the handle. Through the glass door, a small tan-and-white corgi sits facing outward and you can see another one to its right. The display window on the right contains colorful artwork, fabric, and other objects, with curved pink and yellow decorations near the top. Rain droplets cover the glass and railing, while parked cars and a brick building are reflected in the storefront windows.
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human bean @humanbean.net · 14/09/2026
last night we stayed in a parking lot with this view I didn’t tell anyone I knew that I was there, neither of us had ever been there so we wanted to have it to ourselves We went out to eat and brought our dessert back and sat and stared at that while eating out of take out boxes
Abbreviated view of the Manhattan skyline, but primarily showing the Empire State building and the surrounding buildings. It is nighttime, and the buildings are lit up. There is water in front of the buildings (the east river), with a pier extending over it. 
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human bean @humanbean.net · 13/09/2026
Wild hummingbirds
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human bean @humanbean.net · 11/09/2026
good god man i just wanted to watch a music video
an ad on youtube for some solution to a prostate issue. It shows a blond woman wearing a white doctor's coat and a stethoscope around her neck as she is talking to the camera. The CC says, "AND ITS WHERE 2 LITRES OF PEE'S STUCK"
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human bean @humanbean.net · 11/09/2026
we drove to the ice cream shop here that understands celiac, and it was cool and breezy and crickets were everywhere, and my gummies kicked in on the way i took this on the way home while balancing ice cream on my lap I could have gotten a better one but I kept eating ice cream instead
A motion-blurred view down a quiet two-lane road at dusk. The sky transitions from deep blue overhead to pale orange and pink near the horizon. Dark trees line both sides of the road, including a tall narrow evergreen near the center-right. Utility poles and several overhead power lines run along the left side. Streetlights and vehicle lights glow in the distance, while the road and roadside grass are illuminated with a warm amber light.
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human bean @humanbean.net · 09/09/2026
my nibling sent me the best socks they also packed me a whole bunch of GF cheezits and a blank postcard that says Abolish ICE and two red hats they crocheted *just for me* (!!!!) big grin here
Socks made by Groovy Things. They are folded on a table with their tag still on. The socks have an image on the sides - It is black with purple mountains, a pink landscape, and a majestic white horse rearing up. The horse has a purple mane and tail. Above the horse, towards the top of the socks, it says "FUCK YES YOU GLORIOUS BITCH"
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human bean @humanbean.net · 09/09/2026
young people just say anything online now like hey, why not just post "I have no knowledge of anything that has ever happened on the internet up to today"
"Feel like we've all memory-holed the era where blogging, podcasts, and wikipedia were considered the equivalent of slop"
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human bean @humanbean.net · 07/09/2026
just in case baby deer are helpful i have this to offer
a brown doe with two spotted fawns, all looking away, standing on grass next to trees and bushes
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human bean @humanbean.net · 06/09/2026
fight, flight, freeze or fawn
a fawn in a grassy field with green plants behind it. It is light brown with white spots and it looks a bit clumsy as it eats grass.
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human bean @humanbean.net · 06/09/2026
waiting for this guy to show up on this post
"Got a link to prove this claim is genuine and provide the additional details required for us to form opinions + discuss? Claims without receipts are misinformation. This is the lowest form of engagement farming."
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human bean @humanbean.net · 06/09/2026
even train cars are sad
Close-up of a weathered pale gray freight train car with a ribbed sliding door and metal locking hardware.

the hardware vaguely resembles a sad face
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human bean @humanbean.net · 06/09/2026
some people in RVs have little decorative things they set outside when they park up i found the one i want but i don't think normal people can buy stuff like this without robbing banks first
An outdoor sculpture and architectural salvage yard is crowded with large animal statues and decorative objects. A dark gray elephant statue dominates the foreground, facing left with its trunk raised and long curved tusks extending across the lower left. Several gorilla statues cluster beneath and beside the elephant. Behind it are a spotted yellow-and-brown giraffe, winged dragon figures, and other animal sculptures. The background contains ornate fountains, urns, carved stone pieces, metal shelving, and decorative furniture, including a turquoise-and-gold chair at the lower right. A man in a red shirt stands among the objects on the right. A dark blue building with white-trimmed windows, trees, and a cloudy sky form the backdrop.
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human bean @humanbean.net · 06/09/2026
apparently putting these on the roof of the RV would "prevent us from going under bridges forever" or something silly
The image shows large dark animal sculptures displayed beside a flatbed trailer near an outdoor fenced area. In the foreground, a detailed lion sculpture stands at left, facing right, with a long body, muscular legs, a flowing mane, and a raised tail. At right, a much larger gorilla sculpture stands on the trailer, facing forward with its arms hanging toward the ground; its surface is textured to resemble coarse fur. Behind the sculptures are a white human statue, an ornate metal gate, fencing, and assorted outdoor objects. Green trees and a cloudy gray sky fill the background.
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human bean @humanbean.net · 06/09/2026
we found this british cafe and husb got a full english breakfast today, while i had a less impressive but nonetheless delicious gf breakfast sandwich this was our destination on that bike ride
A white plate on a brown table in a restaurant. In the center of the plate is a small round dish full of baked beans. Clockwise around this - from the top: english bacon, black pudding, tomato slice, fried egg, another fried egg, a stack of buttered toast, and cumberland sausages. You can see packets of HP sauce on the table sticking out under the plate and the edges of silverware in the lower right.
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human bean @humanbean.net · 06/09/2026
If you look very closely you will see this rabbit is smoking grass
a brown rabbit, left side to the camera so you can see the length of its body. It is...crouched (?) in grass, with its head up and a blade of grass jutting from its mouth.
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human bean @humanbean.net · 01/09/2026
Not only does the dog park have trails, the trails lead to spots like this
A peaceful nature area featuring wooden benches, dog statues, and rocky landscaping surrounded by dense greenery.
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human bean @humanbean.net · 01/09/2026
i bought my inner child a pen in Niagara Falls last time I went, and I still love it so much its so cheesy and sparkly and perfect and it even writes (I thought no way will this be a good pen, but look at that, its not bad)
a ballpoint pen that is covered in sparkly rhinestones in rainbow colors. It has two dangly charms off the top - one says Niagara Falls in script, and the other is a red maple leaf. It is lying on our beat up table.
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human bean @humanbean.net · 31/08/2026
This was the first bear luring attempt I saw in a store but I don't think bears like tampons
A package of Honey Pot 100% organically grown cotton absorbent tampons. "Organic cotton where it matters most" 
"SUPER 54 COUNT"
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human bean @humanbean.net · 31/08/2026
you think bears have 7.99 for ice cream why are you trying to get them into grocery stores, seems like a trap to me
a shelf in a frozen section in a grocery store, showing ice cream varieties. On the top are several Van Leeuwen varieties for 6.99 a pint. Below that are several made by "Ice Cream for Bears" for 7.99 a pint. A tag says "NEW"
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human bean @humanbean.net · 31/08/2026
bunbun
a very tiny new england cottontail, cleaning its paw, in grass
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human bean @humanbean.net · 31/08/2026
birbs
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human bean @humanbean.net · 31/08/2026
wrapped the day up at the dog park watching a puppy play with a bigger dog they were getting along fine and it was really relaxing to watch. Milo even came and flopped next to me for a bit.
Milo, a black and white dog, sits by me at a dog park. We look out on an expanse of grass ring by trees, to where two dogs are playing and their two owners are nearby.
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human bean @humanbean.net · 31/08/2026
a bird, wings slightly extended, standing on a dirt path. The bird is brown/gray and its wings have darker gray/brown with white markings on them. It has a long tail almost brushing the ground.a bird standing on a dirt path. The bird is brown/gray and its wings have darker gray/brown with white markings on them. It has a long tail almost brushing the ground.
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human bean @humanbean.net · 31/08/2026
yellow
The image captures a scene in a natural setting, featuring a small, yellow bird perched among clusters of yellow flowers. The bird is predominantly yellow, with black markings on its wings and head. It is situated on thin, green stems that support dense clusters of small yellow blooms. The background is softly blurred, creating a pleasant bokeh effect that showcases shades of green and hints of additional yellow, indicating a lush environment.
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