Reposted by JeneralissimaJames Kelleher @jameskelleher.pilcrow.ie · 14/08/2024An erotic short story in three acts 6752731128
Reposted by JeneralissimaForrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 26/06/2024Aioli is just mayonnaise that studied abroad. 9395111
Reposted by JeneralissimaTravis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 25/06/2024Venmo me $5 and I'll send you the same pic but with the flash on 4111
Reposted by JeneralissimaOpinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 25/06/2024what kinda nerd-ass name is Debt Collector, stop calling me stalker!!! 47623
Reposted by JeneralissimaAshley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 25/06/2024Oh you like my eyes? I’m a donor so maybe you’ll get them when I die - Me, flirting 2358
Reposted by JeneralissimaMichael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social · 24/06/2024WHAT: Thom Browne (couture, fall 2024) OCCASIONS: jigsaw puzzling or Victorian ghosting or finding yourself in a bedroom with this cute but disconcerting yellow floral wallpaper…wait, is it moving? IF IT WERE A SCENT: just applied wax seal EMOTIONAL RANGE: bereft/cheeky #MJMfashionGuide 5405
Reposted by JeneralissimaMichael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social · 24/06/2024“Not just exquisite tailoring, clothing that’s ABOUT exquisite tailoring,” I whisper to myself as I walk down the sidewalk. 3181
Reposted by JeneralissimaBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/06/2024Wow golf playoffs have really changed. 2638321
Jeneralissima @howfashionating.bsky.social · 17/06/2024I really should have rewatched S1 of House of the Dragon first. 😵💫 020
Jeneralissima @howfashionating.bsky.social · 05/06/2024Finally started Ted Lasso S3 bc I’m burnt out on SVU and dang there’s some bad accents on there (I can even tell as an American). 110
Jeneralissima @howfashionating.bsky.social · 24/05/2024A British show I watch just had an American character say “I grew up on a council estate” and “you are a posh public schoolboy.” 020
Jeneralissima @howfashionating.bsky.social · 21/05/2024In a pasta emergency I bought Ragu at a gas station…my kids said it’s the best spaghetti I’ve ever made. 😭 060
Reposted by Jeneralissimachris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 13/05/2024Life hack for women over 40? Try a machete. 615656
Jeneralissima @howfashionating.bsky.social · 16/05/2024SVU Season 15 is simply unbelievable. Absolutely perfect. 120
Jeneralissima @howfashionating.bsky.social · 24/04/2024I am seriously floored on the famous actors on SVU. Is this the American The Bill?!?!!! 120
Jeneralissima @howfashionating.bsky.social · 14/04/2024I accidentally started watching the L&O SVU marathon (which I have never seen because it looked so stupid) when it came on after soccer and, well, 4 hours later… 110
Jeneralissima @howfashionating.bsky.social · 13/04/2024I only use pet names in moments of frustration and/or emphasis 020
Jeneralissima @howfashionating.bsky.social · 11/04/2024I pretended to be dead to see what my cat would do and she immediately bit off one of my earlobes. 010
Jeneralissima @howfashionating.bsky.social · 09/04/2024I lightly toasted my retinas and also my brain feels broken? 010
Reposted by JeneralissimaMichael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social · 21/03/2024In a weird mood where I’ll be melancholy about anything—but especially the fact that I can’t have full-scale & thunder-free controlled lightning as indoor décor. 😕 24510
Reposted by Jeneralissimakatie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 17/03/2024kate middleton should tweet out a bracket now 752986
Jeneralissima @howfashionating.bsky.social · 16/03/2024The new Lindsay Lohan movie is a perfect film. 120
Reposted by JeneralissimaRichard Smyth @rsmythfreelance.bsky.social · 08/03/2024[making small talk with a group of new writers] so what are you guys into apart from trauma 031
Reposted by JeneralissimaFulkery Monkery @fulkery.bsky.social · 08/03/2024Ahh I see it's Friday and I once against n have to put in the effort to be interested in some arbitrary piece of reality. 0139
Reposted by JeneralissimaMolly Templeton @mollytempleton.com · 07/03/2024really did not expect to find quite so many truly delightful turns of phrase in an article about the difficulties of pants. (this is a gift link so you can all enjoy)nytimes.comWhy Are Pants So Big (Again)?And what the latest swing from skinny to wide tells us about ourselves. 2227
Reposted by JeneralissimaDiscontinued FoOoOods! 👻🎃 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 07/03/2024Why did no one tell me that there's a Little Debbie park in Tennessee?? 45787155
Reposted by JeneralissimaDamnit Janet @damnitjanet.bsky.social · 06/03/2024Microplastics contain all the nutritional value of fully mature plastics, concentrated into a smaller and more tender product 510239
Reposted by JeneralissimaRedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 05/03/2024So wait you're telling me that France has a right to abortion enshrined in their constitution AND baguettes? 1284
Reposted by JeneralissimaMichael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social · 04/03/2024WHAT: Stefan Cooke (fall 2024) OCCASIONS: seducing harpists or shaking up your sleepy Swiss canton with a chocolate so dark, so intense, that it acts as a portal through time to those who consume it IF IT WERE A SCENT: unfurled parachute EMOTIONAL RANGE: demurring/clairvoyant #MJMfashionGuide 4293
Reposted by Jeneralissima𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 04/03/2024One day you’re young and then suddenly you text your wife to tell her she left her phone at home. 423161
Reposted by JeneralissimaSIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 02/03/2024in honor of Iris Apfel always remember to add three more things to your outfit before you leave the house. fuck Coco Chanel, that old bitch was a nazi 9706178
Reposted by JeneralissimaMichael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social · 02/03/2024Café. Influencer in here wearing silver raver pants (no) & taking pics of the vintage coffee grinders on the wall & perhaps of me in the process & so I’m tilting my face just so in order for the sun to glint off my cheekbone & create a vector of light so sharp that it renders her iPhone inoperable. 3578
Reposted by JeneralissimaOpinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 01/03/2024this Women's History Month, i pledge to act as cunty as possible for 31 consecutive days, each day cuntier than the last 511529
Jeneralissima @howfashionating.bsky.social · 27/02/2024Gunshots fired at Southwest high school in Fort Worth 110
Reposted by Jeneralissimachris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 22/02/2024(unthaws army of frozen embryos to do my murderous bidding) 26934
Jeneralissima @howfashionating.bsky.social · 22/02/2024I just drew a body-dysmorphia self portrait and I highly suggest doing this. It looks absolutely nothing like me and I’m laughing so hard. I think I’ll look at it whenever I’m feeling low. 020
Reposted by Jeneralissimakilgore trout @kilgoretrout.bsky.social · 22/02/2024the junktech moguls who fund your party built on pyramid schemes of useless software that can’t go half an hour without a catastrophe? joe biden’s fault. also: woke 5177192
Reposted by Jeneralissimamojito friend @mojitofiend.bsky.social · 19/02/2024call me FDR the way I’m handling this Great Depression 0237
