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Hot Dragon Assistant

@hotdragonassistant.bsky.social
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Hardware manager, artist. He/her pretty dykey 🏳️‍⚧️

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Hot Dragon Assistant @hotdragonassistant.bsky.social · 35m
hidden bonus of this episode was learning the phrase "bird finger"
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Hot Dragon Assistant @hotdragonassistant.bsky.social · 41m
You like Castlevania, don't you?
A tattoo on the right biceps. The design is of a Ruler Sword, a possessed group of spears and shields from the game Castlevania
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Emily @sumac.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
jonathan blow: "waa bla bloo bloo soulja boy said my game is for people who smoke" phil fish:
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ex luna, scientia @exluna.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
EVERY BROWSER THAT IT'S POSSIBLE TO USE: hey. hey. you can put your tabs over to the side now. you can do Vertical Tabs. tabs on top is "chopped" and "light mode" now. wouldn't you like.... Vertical Tabs? tabs "on the side" ha ha. it's Vertical Time girlie. ME: (thumbing the safety off)
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g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i want a girl with a short skirt and a loooooong patience
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Hot Dragon Assistant @hotdragonassistant.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
New tattoo tomorrowww
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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately
Hello Bone Colleagues, 
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans. 

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine 
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.
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Hot Dragon Assistant @hotdragonassistant.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The 9 games that made me template. The games are: Ys, Rastan, Shadow Man, Deus Ex, Demon's Souls, Halo 3, Morrowind, Doom, and Castlevania.
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Aysha U. Farah @ayshaufarah.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Fake news
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Hot Dragon Assistant @hotdragonassistant.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Pink Elephants On Parade was horrifying
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sarah clark (they) @sarahclark.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
getting into sports because i like to see men get hurt
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ex luna, scientia @exluna.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
maybe those magic eye pictures from the 90s actually did give everyone silent brain damage and thats why all this is happening
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puppet-herder @guardianexchange.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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💕Ͼん𝟈ᒋᒋ𐒋💕 🔜 BLFC, Nekocon, MFF @barabait.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I love second hand shopping
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
How long into a relationship before you can ask them to be part of the ritual
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Hot Dragon Assistant @hotdragonassistant.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
knuckle tattoos: DULK DEKT
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andy.scrolling.fright @andy.scrolling.site · 15/09/2026
We saw Yoda at the gym last night, he kept getting flung off the stairmill. Kept saying “help me, you must not”. Wearing his old Dagobah State shirt. Probably fell 12 times while I was there
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jordan's ghost 🍖💧 @jordo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
another day driving the fucking roboworm
a pulp-style painting by Johnny Bruck circa 1971 depicting a person in a bulbous yellow space suit driving a miles-long metallic segmented wormlike vehicle across a rocky purple alien landscape covered in stalagmites and crags
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A Tea Walks Home Alone at Night @teaberryblue.net · 02/10/2026
Came up with my own October drawing challenge where you draw things as octopuses every day it’s called October.
Drawing of a bunny octopus that says “October” on it.
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Sarah Everett @goddammitsarah.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
men love it when you explain dune to them
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dull ghocus, like a ghost you know? @dullfocus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's just us, actually
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Hot Dragon Assistant @hotdragonassistant.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Incredible theme song too
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Cute relationship dynamic
comic of Basil and Oregano the puppies whereas Basil asks Oregano; "Would you still love me if I exploded?" to which Basil literally explodes before Oregano can ask for clarification
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Deergirl Chaser. A sad deergirl with antlers stands across from a worried man with goatee and flannel who says "No! Don't cut off your antlers! They're so hot!"
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rare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
theres a sandstone orangutan who arrives on a filigree of light and helps you to heal if you think elegant enough thoughts about him. you have to imagine him exactly perfect
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John E Warren 🤠🐝♿️ @floppyadult.com · 11/02/2025
Wow @neriumstrom.bsky.social CLOCKED me here
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John E Warren 🤠🐝♿️ @floppyadult.com · 26/01/2025
It’s another great day for @chuckduck365.bsky.social’s Grumbus Cuhmbus
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 27/09/2026
I walk into a Chipotle to eat a very late lunch and a guy who is either altered or otherwise having a time sees me and mutters “man sometimes you just tryna get outta the rain and a fuckin gigantic white girl walk in with her tall ass fuckin giant pussy probably” sorry man yeah that’s on me
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Brain Dracula @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Victorian Urchin: Oi Mx, I worked me little fingers to the bone but got two vapes and an iphone six Me: Well done chauncey, you get an extra hour of Angry Video Game Nerd this week. Victorian Urchin: (reaching for a hidden dagger) Only an hour?
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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
katie tightpussy injected me with street hrt against my will and now i look like handsome squidward
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"i've never heard of that song" you tell someone and their eyes narrow to serpentine hatred as they lean forward and hiss at you "you're just saying that for clout"
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 27/09/2026
dick got me walking like simon belmont
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Hot Dragon Assistant @hotdragonassistant.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Cryptkeeper? I hardly know 'er
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랑래(상태:모몽가) @rang-re.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
꾸몃고 입체적임
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Hot Dragon Assistant @hotdragonassistant.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I have basically eidetic sense memory and otherwise i just swim in a soup of time; so I can relive a moment with perfect clarity, and never lose my keys, but if someone asks what happened on a certain day 3 weeks ago, I'm fucked
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Me: Bluesky is less annoying today Wife: Are you posting less
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Colette Arrand @colettearrand.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Dude that Madden trailer is awful
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
They claim the perfect mixing vessel doesn't exist...
Gargoyle cat that drains from the nostril mouth
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
[getting swallowed by a giant whale] are you deadass
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Hot Dragon Assistant @hotdragonassistant.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
@pixeldailies.bsky.social #pixel_dailies #crown #pixelart
Pixel art of a small figure holding a torch in a dark cave. Behind the figure, illuminated in the torchlight, looms a huge skeleton wearing a shiny, pointed and jeweled crown.
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Chase | Commissions... Open!! @chaseburns.art · 22/09/2026
"borzoi" really sounds like a kind of mobile suit, doesn't it?
a digital sketch of a zaku ii that resembles a borzoi dog, because of its white coloration and elongated snout
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Hot Dragon Assistant @hotdragonassistant.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Thank you!!
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Hot Dragon Assistant @hotdragonassistant.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
FTL where you show up a little while before you left but you don't meet yourself because you haven't left yet
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Hot Dragon Assistant @hotdragonassistant.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I will always fuck heavy with repetition. "Same word too many times" who cares, eat it up
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Hot Dragon Assistant @hotdragonassistant.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Wrote a poem
The Cactus

Just out of sight on the ridge, a beacon
a beckoning, dead leaves trail
ascending, the beckon a smell
or the muttered divorce i had heard before 
i was born

Assent assured I climbed i did not
know the form it's taken, there
It's there and calls upon
The ridge, there and set back, won't be
there till nightfall, last
tawny amber

It's there and calls and its shape
smells of a kicking forward, no
decision only needs to touch and see

and forward, to the moment it's born and the killing continues, oh
And if the span of time is concave, no, I see it now, a sphere, and

It turns, and
The great eye of the time it's been alive
Fixes on all that's left of you and i
and the amber dies
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Hot Dragon Assistant @hotdragonassistant.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The three forms the primal terror has taken in my dreams are The Cactus, Pennywise, and airborne Alien goo. Haven't had one in a while
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Hot Dragon Assistant @hotdragonassistant.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The Tree-of-Life in Ringworld Engineers kinda fucked with me too
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Hot Dragon Assistant @hotdragonassistant.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
tfw you have childhood primal terror dreams of the cactus old as the earth itself that drives you mad as it kills you and then 25 years after that you hear the True Detective season 1 theme song
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